9, Sanlida I
"I'm going to announce one thing."
Huo Yu lay on Song Wenbin's body, looked at his eyes and said faintly.
"You... What are you going to announce....?? ”
Song Wenbin twisted his body, but he couldn't break free.
Huo Yu touched his face, smiled, and then stood up and looked at him condescendingly. The night bonfire shone on her face, and she had a breathtaking smile.
"As we all know..."
Huo Yu said slowly: "Under the whole world, it is not the king's land, and the shore of the land is not the king's minister." Ahem, although we came to the Caribbean, after all, we are Chinese, and a group of Chinese must always have a name together. Otherwise, when we go out in the future, and others ask us where we went, we can only say that we went to a desert island that we don't know about, right? ”
"Huh??"
Song Wenbin was confused.
"Yes, yes, yes!!"
Sutina raised her hand with a smile on the side: "I agree." ”
Huo Yu smiled, waved his hand and motioned for Su tina to sit down, and then she said: "In ancient times, there was the Yellow Emperor who defeated the Yan Emperor and became the overlord of the Central Plains, and the Qin Shi Emperor unified the six countries, and the Tang Dynasty and Song Ancestors swept the Liuhe Eight Desolations. It can be seen that the force value is a necessary condition for the king of the world. ”
"What the are you talking about!"
Song Wenbin shouted: "Why are you tying me up! Let go of me!! ”
"Shut up! Diao Min! ”
Huo Yu scolded.
"That's right! Diao Min! ”
Sutina chimed in loudly.
"Huh...? You two are sick! ”
Song Wenbin writhed in disbelief.
"Now, I announce. Since I am the human with the highest force value on this island, from today on, I am the king of this island. King of the Caribbean. Huo Yutu saw the dagger and smiled evilly.
"King's mother! Are you stupid? ”
Song Wenbin shouted loudly: "Do you think you are humorous!?" ”
Syllable!
Huo Yu's Miao knife slapped on Song Wenbin lightly or heavily.
Song Wenbin gritted his teeth and shut up, silent.
"Are you kidding me?"
Huo Yu said seriously: "No, this is a serious, grand, canonization ceremony. Now, the island has been renamed ..... by me."
She looked at the logo behind her compound bow: "That's right, this island is now called Sanlida Island, and I am the owner of this island, and the only emperor on the island, the holy Sanlida I, the Destiny of Heaven, the conqueror of the sea, and the pioneer of the desert island, Huo Rain." When you see me in the future, you will call me Your Majesty. ”
"What the hell are you who don't want to be foreign!?"
Song Wenbin complained loudly.
Sutina clapped her hands happily, "Wuhu ~ Your Majesty!" Your Majesty! Hooray, hooray! ”
Huo Yu was very happy and proud, she laughed, and said while laughing: "Yes, Sutina, you are a person who knows the current affairs, and now you have the merit of following the dragon, so I canonized you as the prime minister of Sanlida Island, the minister of the auxiliary country, the prince's companion, the king of iron hats with different surnames, and add nine tins, you can go to court with a knife." ”
Even though Song Wenbin was no longer able to complain, after listening to such an outrageous speech, he couldn't help but scolded loudly: "Fuck, anyone who just stood on their own feet and added nine tins to their subordinates!" Your dynasty is too short-lived! ”
"Shut up!"
Huo Yu slapped Song Wenbin's head and said, "Aiqing, give an order." ”
Su tina immediately knelt down and straightened her body and said: "Fengtian carries the emperor's edict that Song Wenbin violates the emperor's order, disrespects the face of heaven, and maliciously puts on a bad show, offending the anger of the public, and will be executed by Ling Chi." But His Majesty has just ascended the throne, so you have to give amnesty to the world, Song Wenbin, you can be exempted from the death penalty, but you must take out self-heating rice to apologize for the sins of the world. ”
"What the hell! Grab the rice, grab the rice! It's going to come out like this! ”
Song Wenbin couldn't bear it, and resisted loudly: "And even if someone wants to be the boss, why are you the boss, why are you the number one in terms of force, what kind of ability do you have to tie me up in the middle of the night, there is a kind of you come and fight with me!" I don't believe that a big man can't beat you! ”
"That's right."
Huo Yu thought about it seriously, and then asked Sutina on the side: "Is it a bit of a danger for us to tie him up like this?" ”
Sutina even thought about it seriously and said, "It seems that there is a bit of a mistake in the country, so let him go and let him be convinced." In this way, we can justify the name and block the mouths of the people. ”
"Aiqing has a point."
Huo Yu said.
She squatted down again and helped Song Wenbin untie the straps on his hands, and after a while, the shoelaces on Song Wenbin's hands and feet were untied. The moment he was able to move, Song Wenbin counterattacked and pounced on Huo Yu behind him.
Huo Yu smiled, bypassed Song Wenbin's bear hug, she easily hooked Song Wenbin's chest, and then raised her leg and swept it. Just like the first meeting, Song Wenbin lost his balance and was put down again, but this time he finally gained some experience, and while falling, he hooked Huo Yu's neck and made her fall to the ground with gravity.
"Yo? I've been exercising lately. ”
Huo Yu smiled with a smile on his face, then pressed Song Wenbin's face and jumped up from the ground, pressing one leg on Song Wenbin's chest, so that he couldn't move: "But no, you're too amateur." ”
Thinking that his fortunate workout during this period of time ended up the same, Song Wenbin couldn't help but struggle. However, Huo Yu was not Su Tina, I saw her pressing Song Wenbin's arm with one hand, and pinching his face with a smile with the other hand: "Are you convinced~?" ”
"Not convinced!" Song Wenbin said loudly and sadly: "I don't accept it! ”
"Not convinced?"
Huo Yu pressed on him and pulled out the Miao knife out of the small crack in the cold light.
Song Wenbin looked at Huo Yu's abdominal muscles and the sharp Miao knife, gritted his teeth and didn't speak.
"Since you have served, as a gift to the new king to the throne, do you have to show something?" Huo Yu asked.
Song Wenbin was unwilling, he said loudly: "You guys are blackmailing, this is still a fart desert island to survive!" You're breaking the rules, I ..... Why should I give it to you, don't you bring your own tools? ”
"Nonsense!"
Huo Yu finally stopped pretending, she directly put the scabbard on Song Wenbin's neck, and said: "The weapon originally has its own extortion function, this is the victory of the compound bow, you don't accept it to bite me!" ”
Song Wenbin gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "Okay, if you can't play, you can play hooligan, right?" ”
"Come on, this is an unlimited game."
Huo Yu sat on Song Wenbin, cocked Erlang's legs and pestle the Miao knife and said, "You can bring self-heating rice to the island and not let others blackmail it?" ”
At this time, Sutina also poked her head out and said seriously: "In ancient times, when it was cold in our country, nomads would go south to fight and grab food. This is what really happened in history, and it is also a very normal thing. I really admire you, you didn't bring any weapons to the desert island. ”
Song Wenbin: .......
Sutina smiled and picked up a can, and said delicately: "Brother, I'm really happy that you trust me so much, but I still think it's more important to live first." ”
"Shut up Bichi!"
Song Wenbin said loudly: "I can already see that although you are wearing human skin, you are actually a monster!" ”
"Giggle~"
Sutina spat out her long tongue at him.
Then he threw the can in his hand to Huo Yu.
Huo Yu took the can and couldn't help but mock: "I'm tired of the teacher, I can't think about human nature so well next time." ”
Song Wenbin saw the two of them like this, knowing that it was inevitable that he would be robbed today, and he was angry and hated: "It's okay if you want to eat my things, but you can't eat them for nothing, you have to give me benefits too!" ”
Advantage?
Huo Yu's eyes rolled, and he held the knife and said with a smile: "Yes, I will provide you with protection~ This is a promise from the only legal violence agency on Sandali Island, and this promise will continue until.... The day your marching rations are eaten. ”
Song Wenbin yelled: "What kind of social animal am I!! ”
"Hahaha~"
Huo Yu laughed, her stomach gurgling.
There was no ink at the moment, and he said: "Susu, cook!" ”
"Okay!"
Sutina said happily, and she couldn't wait to open the cover and pour the coconut water into the box. Song Wenbin watched the two of them actually open four boxes of rice at once, and his heart was dripping blood, but he didn't expect that the two of them would open four boxes and have to open them.
"You rice buckets! How can you eat it so much! ”
Song Wenbin shouted, he was going to grab the rice.
"I'm annoyed!"
Huo Yu was impatient, pushed down Song Wenbin, and couldn't help but say that he tied his hands and feet with shoelaces again.
"I've given you all the rice, why do you want to tie me up!"
Song Wenbin was incredulous.
"It's okay, I'll let you go in a while."
Huo Yu said, "You watch us eat first." ”
Soon, the first serving of self-heating rice was cooked. Su tina and Huo Yu, who had been hungry for a day and a night, ate happily, and while eating, they had to point at Song Wenbin and squeeze their eyebrows.
Song Wenbin only felt that he was being NTR, and his teeth were clucking.
He swore that as long as he was on the island for a day, he would get the field back.
The two of them ate six boxes of self-heating rice before they could stop, and the sun gradually rose over the Caribbean Sea.
Sanlida I wiped his oily face with a napkin, and said contentedly, "Let him go." ”
Sutina stretched her waist, hummed a little song and came to Song Wenbin's side, and began to help him untie the rope, but Song Wenbin was no longer moving. In just one night, the two colleagues once again refreshed his three views.
The 200,000 yuan he got was gone, and if all three of them had self-heating rice to eat, then his advantage would be gone, and even if he held on for a long time, it was pointless. If you want to win, you have to think of something else.
Song Wenbin stared at Huo Yu on the side, constantly calculating in his heart.
But Huo Yucai didn't care what Song Wenbin was thinking, at this moment she had become the owner of Sanlida Island, the king of the Caribbean, and even solved the logistical problem, and the balance of victory had begun to tilt in her favor.
After solving the problem of food and clothing, she was no longer satisfied with the current somewhat simple life, so she began to call the shots.
"Sutina, I'll tell you the location, you collect some more fresh water today, and we'll take a shower at night."
After eating, Sutina swept away yesterday's decline, clapped her hands and said happily: "Take a bath!" That's great! ”
"As for you."
Huo Yu looked at Song Wenbin and said with a smile: "You, just give me and the prime minister to repair the place of reincarnation of grains in the palace." ”
Song Wenbin didn't move, he didn't say a word, he just looked at Huo Yu, thinking carefully in his mind about the way to take revenge on this demon.
Seeing Song Wenbin staring at him motionless.
Huo Yu couldn't help but knock him: "Didn't you hear, don't lie down, hurry up and repair the toilet, we are civilized people, we can't pull poop in the open air." ”
"Why am I here to repair, what are you going to do!" Song Wenbin immediately asked.
"Your Majesty." Huo Yu said.
"Die." Song Wenbin said: "Rice can't stop your mouth." ”
As soon as the words fell, Song Wenbin had an extra arrow in his head, he was startled, and scolded loudly: "Bastard, are you a little serious, this is very dangerous!" ”
Huo Yu picked up the carbon arrow from the sand, showed him the bare arrow shaft, and said: "I'm much more measured than some guys who hit people and cars, hurry up, go repair the toilet, don't grind and chirp like a girl." ”
Dead man's wife.
Song Wenbin scolded secretly.
Sutina hesitated a little and asked, "I'm going to collect fresh water, Song... Wen Bin went to repair the toilet, so what are you going to do? ”
Huo Yu hesitated for a moment, and then said calmly: "Go hunting." ”
Sutina was happy and said with a smile: "Then I will make dinner and wait for His Majesty to come back and enjoy it!" ”
Huo Yu was very happy, and hugged Sutina's head and took a bite on her face.
"Really good, I'll continue to promote you when I come back."
"I'm going to be the Vice Emperor!"
"One word."
Song Wenbin was speechless when he looked at this pair of living treasures.