19, uninvited guest
Huo Yu said categorically, although she was lying on the ground, her hands and feet were tied. But on this issue, she didn't even have the slightest room to retreat.
Song Wenbin gritted his teeth, of course he couldn't really use the Tetanus Blade to draw Huo Yu, but he very much hoped that Huo Yu would retire from the competition, so that he could justifiably take the money and leave.
"Please. Are you mistaken, you don't have any use for these things in the first place. ”
Song Wenbin persuaded bitterly: "We have been on this island for more than a week, and today we still eat my self-heating rice, isn't this my victory, isn't it the victory of self-heating rice?" ”
"I build a house!"
Huo Yu said loudly: "I didn't build a house, I would have already hit the prey!" And I repeat, I built this house for the team, and my knife can be said to be a great credit! If you want to calculate KPIs, my knife must be at least 50 points!! ”
Song Wenbin's tone froze.
"And!" Huo Yu shouted unwillingly: "If you want to count merit, Sutina is the one who should quit early!" ”
Sutina was upset and said, "Why should I quit early!" ”
"Why!?"
Huo Yu said loudly: "Have your things come in handy once now, I rely on ZTE's signal pot, LONGi Green Energy's solar panels, and Xiaomi's broken mobile phone, what do you think?" If it weren't for us, we would have starved to death on this island! ”
Sutina blushed, and she said loudly and angrily, "When it rained that night, was it my phone's flashlight that took us to the cave, why was it useless!?" ”
"Pull it."
Huo Yu said: "Even if you don't have a mobile phone that night, you can see it clearly by lightning, in fact, your mobile phone is not much use in the first place, this is a fact, you have to admit it!" ”
"I don't!!"
Sutina said stubbornly: "Now that you are the prisoner, you still want me to admit my mistakes, I think beautifully!" ”
"Little monster! The three of us are the worst of you! ”
Huo Yu said hatefully: "Seeing the wind, the rudder sways from side to side!" ”
"Giggle..."
Sutina stuck out her tongue at Huo Yu.
"Anyway."
Song Wenbin raised his hand and interrupted the quarrel between the two women.
"If you don't want to leave, you won't quit. You can also. ”
Song Wenbin said: "But you, as a wicked person with ten major crimes, have lost the basis for legal governance on the island, and in the same way, these weapons of yours must also be confiscated and handed over to me for safekeeping, if you want to live on the island, you must ......"
Song Wenbin squatted down beside Huo Yu and said with a smile: "What do you want to call me, come and call it." ”
At times like these.
Huo Yu actually burst out laughing.
Song Wenbin was a little annoyed.
Huo Yu laughed out loud and said to Song Wenbin: "What, do you also want to be the king of the Caribbean?" ”
Song Wenbin shrugged: "If the old doesn't go, the new won't come, and the country can't be left without an owner for a day, are you right?" ”
"Sanlida II?"
"Call it however you want, but those two words, you have to say them."
Song Wenbin said triumphantly, he felt extremely happy at the moment, maybe the peak of his life was just like that.
"Here you go."
Huo Yu said with silky eyes, "I'll tell you." ”
Song Wenbin looked at Huo Yu's red lips and was immediately alert: "You want to bite me?" ”
"I'm not a dog."
Huo Yu said indifferently: "Don't you want to hear those two words, I'll whisper to you." ”
Sutina also approached.
Song Wenbin saw that Huo Yu was like this, and he also felt that she couldn't make any waves, so he put his ear to it.
Huo Yu raised his head and whispered in his ear, "Son!" ”
Song Wenbin's face changed drastically and he jumped up.
Huo Yu laughed.
Sutina couldn't help but laugh, covering her face and snickering.
"Sanlida Island II, hahahaha, my son, you have usurped the throne of your Lao Tzu, who do you think you are, Li Shimin. Hahahaha~"
Song Wenbin's face changed several times, and finally he laughed.
"Hmph, I'm not Li Shimin, and you're not Li Yuan."
Song Wenbin pointed at Huo Yu and sneered: "The imperial system has ended, and now is the era of the republic." ”
The smile on Huo Yu's face disappeared.
After that, Song Wenbin walked up to Huo Yu, pulled her up, and then untied his clothes to make a rope and tied Huo Yu to the coconut tree. Huo Yu didn't resist either, and let him do it.
After tying up Huo Yu, Song Wenbin said: "Your kind of thinking is still stuck in the recklessness of the last century, let the Caribbean sea breeze polish your anger." ”
Huo Yu smiled contemptuously.
This kind of expression Song Wenbin had often seen on Huo Yu's face before.
But at this moment, he felt that Huo Yu's disdain had a different flavor.
So he pinched Huo Yu's chin and teased: "Such a beautiful girl, hey, it's so fierce, I don't know if you can be so fierce if you don't wash your face and eat for a day and a night." ”
Huo Yu sneered: "I won't bow to you even if I don't take a bath for a month." ”
Sutina approached Song Wenbin at this time and said a few words in his ear, Song Wenbin nodded: "You're right, Sutina." Huo Yu, I won't be hungry for you, I will feed you every day, but I won't let you brush your teeth, nor will I let you go to the toilet, you are ready to pull your crotch. ”
Huo Yu was furious, staring at Su Tina with wide eyes, gritted his teeth in disbelief and muttered: "Bichi, you are really Bichi..... future shows, don't you want to gain my trust......"
Sutina covered her mouth and smiled.
Song Wenbin was in a good mood and said, "Sutina, cook." Let's have a celebration feast! ”
"Celebration Banquet!!"
Sutina clapped her hands happily.
So the two tied Huo Yu to the coconut tree, opened the lunch box with great interest, and prepared dinner.
I didn't eat all night, and now that Song Wenbin turned over to be the master, plus the enemy who had humiliated him was tied to a tree and couldn't move, Song Wenbin only felt that his appetite was unprecedentedly good. Even Sutina didn't care if she was eating cumin mutton at the moment, and picked a kung pao chicken rice and heated it up.
Soon, the aroma of rice filled the air, but just as Song Wenbin and Sutina were ready to feast. Suddenly, there was a strange noise in the bushes next to the camp.
The two of them were stunned at the same time, and they couldn't help but put down their chopsticks together, and looked at the place where the abnormal noise came out inexplicably.
However, this time, Song Wenbin no longer saw nothing.
This time, he saw things for real.
It was a wild boar.
Black boar.
......
......
In the bushes, a sturdy wild boar snorted, saliva mixed with pink bubbles dripping down. It looked at the campfire not far away, and its eyes were both eager and hesitant.
Song Wenbin was startled when he saw a wild boar suddenly popping out of the forest. Su tina was even more frightened that she lost her lunch box, and directly hid behind Song Wenbin, motionless.
When Huo Yu saw the wild boar, his eyes lit up, and he laughed and said, "There is a road in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door to hell, you can vote for it!" Feed! You two, let me go!! ”
"What such a coincidence!"
Song Wenbin shouted at Huo Yu: "Don't talk about wild boars, the Tyrannosaurus Rex won't let you go when it comes!" ”
As he spoke, Song Wenbin stood up with a knife and said, "This must be the prop pig released by the program team, they think we don't have enough to do, so they are blocking us!" ”
As he spoke, he stomped his foot, raised his knife, and let out a loud cry.
"Woohoo!"
Trying to scare the wild boar away.
But the boar was startled, and shrank back, not retreating.
Instead, it sniffs vigorously in the air and arches on the ground, trying to find the source of the scent.
When Su tina heard Song Wenbin say this, she had the courage to take a look at it and immediately shrank her head: "It seems... It doesn't seem to be a prop pig, you see, you see its neck, there is a wound that has been injured by the same kind of top..."
Song Wenbin took a closer look, and sure enough, he found a wound under the neck of the wild boar, not only on the neck, but also on the lips, which was constantly dripping blood, such a scene was terrifying.
Song Wenbin swallowed his saliva, and was invisibly timid.
A pig, a wounded boar.
It looks like it's still male......
He can fool the black man, fool Huo Yu, fool Sutina, fool anyone, but probably can't fool a wild boar....
"Hurry up and let me go!!"
Huo Yu was already in a hurry, she struggled the coconut tree: "Song Wenbin!" If you let this wild boar run away today, I will remember you for the rest of my life! Days to come! Don't you want to be born!! ”
"What the hell are you worried about?"
Song Wenbin complained loudly: "Please see clearly, it's okay, now it's obviously not going to go!" ”
"Then don't scare it!!"
Huo Yu said, saying that she actually went to appease the wild boar: "Pig pig... Eh, good... Come here, my aunt has delicious and fragrant rice~"
I don't know if he really understood Huo Yu's call or was attracted by the fragrance of rice, the wild boar took restless steps, urinated on the ground, and walked towards Song Wenbin's location with a chirp, and as he walked, the mane on his back stood up.
Song Wenbin was already sweating at the moment, although it was not a species, he could clearly see its desire from the wild boar's movements. It craves territory, it craves food.
"Don't... Brother Song... Don't be hard with it..."
Sutina said: "It is estimated that it is a wild boar that has just come of age, and it has lost the turf... Desperate... Now I'm having a bad temper... We.... We're here to shoot the show, we can't make it, we can't fight with it..."
"No need for you... Remind me..."
Song Wenbin said, squeezing out a few words from between his teeth: "Go.... Put.... Let Huo Yu go...."
Huo Yu made an oh clucking sound to attract wild boars, and when she heard Song Wenbin's words, she suddenly scolded: "What? What do you say? How long are you going to lock me up? Let me go, you treat me as a dog, come on don't let me go, continue to tie me up... Hahaha~"
Saying that, she spared no effort to seduce the wild boar: "Pig pig, come quickly~ Auntie loves you the most~"
But Song Wenbin, who really confronted the wild boar, was not so relaxed at all, he slowly retreated on the ground, and the rumors of his hometown being arched and broken by the wild boar flashed in his mind, he thought that when he was a child, someone else sent a piece of wild boar to his family, but his mother took a knife and cut the skin of the wild boar for a long time, and couldn't help but tremble.
Probably, maybe.... His shoddy tetanus blade can't deal with such a thing as a wild boar....
Sutina almost crawled to Huo Yu's feet and began to untie the rope on her feet, Huo Yu saw her crawling and trembling, and couldn't help but curse in her mouth: "Little slut!" Go to you Song Wenbin Giegie and let him protect you, isn't this a great opportunity for him to show his male charm!? ”
Sutina trembled, only caring about untying the rope, not daring to speak.
Huo Yu laughed again and said to Song Wenbin: "You are still not a man, a pig will scare you like this, come on." Take the knife you sharpened and hack it to death, aren't you sharp-tongued, even my prime minister, you can rebel, you go and force Lai Lai to go with that wild boar!! ”
Song Wenbin gritted his teeth, and if he didn't reply to Huo Yu, he retreated step by step as the wild boar approached step by step. The air was filled with the heavy scorn of the wild boar, and this wild boar was actually bigger than he imagined.
Huo Yu's mouth didn't stop, she said sarcastically: "Play with the eyes of the heart, a top player, fighting insiders and outsiders, the faces of Chinese men have been lost by you, and the dignified outdoor anchor was ..... by a pig"
"Don't say it!!"
Sutina suddenly screamed: "I don't even know how to solve it!" ”
Sutina's high-pitched voice stimulated the wild boar, it lowered its head, dug the soil twice, and rushed towards Song Wenbin.