37, rum and cola
Song Wenbin's request was fulfilled almost instantaneously. The elders of Pig Island asked people to bring the oldest rum on the island and let Song Wenbin and the three of them choose. Song Wenbin was also not polite, and directly picked up more than a dozen bottles of the oldest rum, and those rums were so old that even the corks on the bottles turned black.
After getting the rum, the three ruthlessly refused Elder Inoshima's request to leave them for a banquet, and they hung the Yin Ning canoe behind the butt of the cargo ship that came to deliver the goods. With the power of the cargo ship, they sailed all the way to the small island where they had survived for more than a month.
At this moment, the Yin Ning may no longer be called the Yin Ning.
Since Huo Yu was going to take the pig's head that accompanied her across the sea before leaving, and hung it on the bow of the Yin Ning, the ship became Yin Ning's pig's head.
But no matter what the name of the ship was, the three people on board were unusually silent.
Because at this moment they all realized that there was no point in continuing to live on the island. The 200,000 that attracted them to the finish line had also quietly grown wings and disappeared over the Caribbean Sea. All they were left with was a dozen bottles of black rum in the small cabin.
Among the three, Huo Yu was undoubtedly the one with the heaviest heart, because she was the one who was most sure that she could win.
To this day, she still thinks so.
"So who exactly did we win?" She asked indignantly.
Song Wenbin glanced at her, lying lazily in the stern of the boat, without speaking.
"LONGi Green Energy won?"
Sutina asked tentatively: "Not only did it sell its products, but it also advertised for free, and it couldn't have won more." ”
"Pull it down, people have long been photovoltaic giants with a market value of hundreds of billions, and you are still short of this bit of advertising." Huo Yu said sourly: "If you want me to say, the director got the film, the people of Pig Island got the solar panels, LONGi Green Energy sold the products, and the seal did another show, only us, lost completely!" I don't even know what we're doing running a Caribbean island to survive for a month! ”
"Can't say the same, we at least got rum."
Song Wenbin said with a smile.
Sutina also smiled and said, "We took a month's vacation for free, and on a tropical island, how many people can't come if they want to." ”
"Bah, baba, cold, starvation, mosquito bites, and two bad embryos." Huo Yu hugged his arms angrily: "I didn't come to this ghost place for this." ”
"And what are you for?" Song Wenbin said curiously: "It's understandable that we care about the 200,000 yuan, after all, I don't even have a house of my own." But do you still care about this money as a GTR? Isn't this a sprinkling of water for you, Director Huo? ”
"Who cares about those 200,000!"
Huo Yu glared at Song Wenbin angrily: "Without the 200,000, how can I prove that I won?" ”
Song Wenbin suddenly realized.
"You want to win, isn't it easy?"
Song Wenbin said, "Isn't there a bunch of wine, we will start drinking it after we go to the island, and whoever pours it first will lose." ”
Huo Yu was stunned.
Sutina was also stunned, then laughed out loud and cheered: "Okay, yes, I like this game, it's much more fun than a survival challenge!" ”
Huo Yu pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "It's up to you?" Do you think you're drinking well? ”
"It's normal, it's not good, it's not bad."
Song Wenbin shrugged his shoulders and said.
"Snort." Huo Yu sneered, "Then you haven't seen a lot of mass." ”
"Really?"
Song Wenbin smiled: "Then let's compare?" ”
"Compare to whom, who is afraid of whom." Huo Yu was eager to try.
The cargo ship pulled the Yin Ning Pig Head back to what they once were on the island.
Song Wenbin's wine on the boat was moved to the camp one by one, and his feet were on the soft sand, and he suddenly felt that today's scenery was exceptionally good, the sun was shining, and the sand was soft.
"I'm going fishing!
”
Sutina excitedly said loudly: "There must be enough appetizers for the banquet!"
”
Her excitement infected Huo Yu, she picked up the slingshot and asked Song Wenbin, "Do you want to go hunting?" ”
Song Wenbin nodded.
So she threw the slingshot to Song Wenbin, and she carried the compound bow on her back and entered the island with him.
Although he went hunting, Song Wenbin did not have any confidence in his skills, on the contrary, he picked all kinds of island fruits along the way. Mangoes, bananas, and a couple of wild baby pineapples.
On the contrary, it was Huo Yu, after she lost the motivation to compete, she showed her skills, and soon hunted a few turtle doves and a wild pigeon. After hunting these things, she didn't let Song Wenbin praise her, but just stood in front of him proudly with those bird toes and said, "Now do you believe that I can live to the end?" ”
Song Wenbin nodded again and again: "How can you not believe it?" ”
Huo Yu was happy and patted him on the shoulder: "Young man, you can't eat if you have a soft mouth." ”
"That's not it, I'll give you a suction hose to live if you lose your job in the future." Song Wenbin said flatteringly.
Huo Yu laughed, and the laughter startled a group of birds in the forest.
When the two returned to the vicinity of the camp, Sutina sat in front of the campfire with a smile on her left and right hands, and said with a smile: "I declare that if I go out in the future, I will be responsible for all the fishing tasks!" ”
Huo Yu looked at the fish in her hand, then looked at the pigeon in her hand, pouted and said: "It's just two fish, look at you proudly, I have summed up my experience these days, you look at it!" ”
After that, she stuffed the wild pigeon into Song Wenbin's hand, directly took the compound bow, and jumped into the waves.
Sutina said worriedly, "She's in the water again... Obviously we saw sharks before..."
Song Wenbin sighed: "Probably because there are more people like her, the sharks will become extinct....."
Having said that, he still pushed Yin Ning's pig head out, and kept rowing to follow Huo Yu's side. Soon, Huo Yu threw two fish and a lobster from the sea onto the boat, and Song Wenbin was covered in ink, and she lay on the side of the boat and said with a smile: "I have conquered the sea, land and air." ”
After returning to the campfire, Song Wenbin disposed of the turtledove's feathers and roasted them on the fire. Sutina picked some young leaves from the coconut trees and hummed a little song to make a pot of coconut stewed pigeon soup. Huo Yu fried the remaining smoked pork and fish on a stone slab.
Soon, a sumptuous island meal was complete.
They had rum, charcoal-grilled lobster, grilled turtledoves and pigeon soup, and even wriggling yuyu sashimi.
The three of them eagerly sat down at the edge of the camp and opened the rum bottle.
The fragrant aroma of wine came to the nostrils, and the three of them looked at each other and touched the bottles.
After taking a sip of wine, the troubles were gone, Huo Yu laughed, and Song Wenbin also laughed.
"Fuck Rongi." Huo Yu said heroically.
"Fuck Bowley." Song Wenbin said holding the camera.
"Hahahahaha~"
Sutina laughed and didn't speak.
Huo Yu and Song Wenbin touched the bottle and blew again.
"Fuck the Caribbean."
Huo Yu said again.
"Fucking two hundred thousand." Song Wenbin said.
"That's right!
”
Sutina said with a grin.
"Don't you say? University student. Huo Yu hooked Sutina's shoulder.
"Hee-hee, I won't say it."
Sutina leaned on her shoulders and sent a piece of lobster meat to Huo Yu's mouth: "Sister eats meat~"
Huo Yu smacked the lobster meat and said, "It seems that Sutina should be very drinkable, otherwise she wouldn't be so sober." ”
Sutina stuck out her tongue: "I can't drink it, I haven't drunk much." ”
As she spoke, she poured her rum into the coconut, and said as she poured, "I'll drink it with the coconut so that it doesn't pour too quickly." ”
"It's useless." Huo Yu buried: "Your ancestors have vodka in their veins." ”
"Isn't that a lot of mixing?"
Sutina shook the coconut, touched it with Song Wenbin, and said, "Next time we will continue to team up~"
Song Wenbin, who was drinking fish soup and eating turtledoves, laughed out loud and waved his hand again and again.
"I'm not going to team up with you, we're serious misogynistic anchors, and we want to make a living."
"Hmph, I'm still thinking about your life."
Sutina said, "Punish for drinking! ”
"I haven't been unblocked yet."
Song Wenbin took a sip of wine and shouted, "Huo Yu, you put some pressure on the seal." ”
"Okay, okay, it's not because you quit before."
Huo Yu touched Sutina's coconut and said, "The dog can't change the way he eats, you don't care about him." You should take care of the breeze and follow the moon. ”
Sutina, who drank coconut wine in Gudu, was stunned, "What breeze follows the moon?" What are you talking about. ”
Huo Yu took a sip of wine, ate You Yush, and said with a smile: "I have scoop news, do you want to hear Song Wenbin?" ”
Song Wenbin, who was eating fish, pricked up his ears and hurriedly put down the grilled fish: "What scoop?" Let's hear it. ”
"Ahem!"
Huo Yu stretched out his hand and wrapped his hand around Su Tina's waist, took out her mobile phone from her pocket, opened WeChat, and said with a smile: "In those days, after you left, I had nothing to do with Su Tina's mobile phone, and then there happened to be a person named Qingfeng Suiyue who sent Su tina several small essays, one of which I think is quite interesting, read it to you." ”
With that, she cleared her throat and read carefully: "Dear Sutina Senior Sister, today is the fifty-ninth day of missing you, since the last time I saw you in the library, I have been thinking about you and can't forget, maybe for you, I am just an unknown classmate, passing by by chance in life. But for me, that meeting has become the only ...... in my life that cannot be erased."
"You're going to die!
!
”
Sutina screamed.
She cracked and was about to snatch the phone.
But Huo Yu pressed her and continued to read: "I don't want to be a parallel line with you, I can only look at you from afar, and I don't want to be an intersecting line with you, I look at each other for a moment and gradually drift away, I want to become a spiral with you, entwined with each other, ...... each other"
"Ahh
!
! ”
Sutina screamed, her face flushed and dripping blood, and she didn't know if it was because of the alcohol or something else.
"Hahahahahaha~"
Song Wenbin laughed so much that tears came out: "Good writing, good writing!"
”
Sutina hammered Huo Yu's arm hard, and even bit her shoulder. Huo Yu was bitten, but he was not afraid of pain, he was still flipping through his mobile phone, and said while flipping: "Good girl, do you have a lot of people pursuing, do you want to pick one and agree?" ”
"Peek at your phone! Penalty for drinking!
”
Sutina said loudly with her head buried in her head.
Huo Yugu drank all the wine and asked Song Wenbin, "Do you want to take a look?" ”
"You're so nasty."
Song Wenbin said, "I still drink bars. ”
He took a breath, shook his head and sighed: "It's better to cut this paragraph, in case he sees it, it's not good." ”
"Yes."
Huo Yu said: "Let's turn off the camera, anyway, this episode is over here." ”
As she spoke, she took WeChat and said to the director: "You send a boat to pick us up, we are going to stay in the most luxurious hotel in Panama tonight, understand?" ”
With that, she turned off her camera.
"You're necrotic!"
Su Tina hammered Huo Yu with tears in her eyes and said loudly: "I have nothing to do with that person, he added me to the library last time and I said something about mutual aid for graduate school entrance examinations, begging me to sell English materials to him, God knows he will send me these!"
”
With that, she angrily picked up her phone and unceremoniously deleted the person.
"If only I had half of you who love to learn." Song Wenbin said with emotion.
"You're not big now, it's never too late to learn......"
Sutina suddenly said indignantly: "And I remembered, you haven't added me to this day!" ”
Song Wenbin was stunned, "Do you want to sell me English materials too!?" ”
"Hahahahahaha~" Huo Yu burst into laughter.
"Ahh
! ”
Sutina pointed at Song Wenbin: "Kill it!"
You keep whales!
”
Song Wenbin raised his eyebrows, drank all the wine in the bottle, and then bit the cork of another bottle of wine.
"It's good to drink." Huo Yu said: "Don't pour a bottle of rum? ”
"When it is strong, it is strong, and the amount of alcohol is unknown." Song Wenbin said.
"Interesting."
Huo Yu squinted his eyes and dried up his own bottle.
Then I was a little confused.
After being stunned for a while, Huo Yu got up and pedaled to the beach.
I threw up.
"Hahahahahaha~"
Song Wenbin and Sutina burst out laughing.
Song Wenbin said: "Okay, Your Majesty, or let's stop here." ”
After feeding the wine in his stomach to the fish, Huo Yu came back with a figure-eight step, sat opposite Song Wenbin and looked at him viciously: "I just said that I didn't vomit, I didn't pour it, so continue drinking!" ”
"Amazing, amazing."
Song Wenbin said convincingly: "I still want to bring some wine back, it seems that it won't work~"
Sutina opened another coconut, poured the rum into the coconut, gave a coconut to Huo Yu, and said happily: "I really don't know where we will go next time~"
"Let's go to XJ." Huo Yu drank a glass of coconut wine and said, "Shoot a special feature of China's Great Northwest." ”
"Then you'll have to practice your drinking." Sutina said, sucking on a coconut.
"By the way, let's see the pretty girls dancing." Song Wenbin said.
"Are you worthy of your fans?" Huo Yu sneered: "Susu, give him a paragraph, let his fans of the demon people take a look." ”
"Okay, sister~"
Sutina winked, then twisted her hand under her neck twice.
"That's it?" Song Wenbin said: "My fans have never seen anything. ”
Sutina twisted her neck and stood up, twisting her body and dancing on the white sand, pulling Huo Yu as she danced. Huo Yu laughed so much that he played an unknown reggae song on his mobile phone, and danced a twist dance with Sutina on the beach.
The two of them waved to Song Wenbin while jumping, trying to pull him into the gang, but Song Wenbin just smiled and drank and did not participate.
After the song, Sutina, who had drunk a little too much, said, "No, I'm going to go to the bathroom." ”
Huo Yu hugged her waist and said, "I'll go with you, aren't you afraid?" ”
"You're scarier than a wild boar~" Sutina said.
Huo Yu smiled and scratched Sutina's waist.
The two of them ran all the way into the woods.
Song Wenbin sat by the fire and smiled.
At this moment, Sutina's voice came from the woods.
"Fucking misogynistic anchor..."
Then came Huo Yu's unbridled laughter.
Song Wenbin shook his head with a smile, raised his head and drank a big sip of wine.
At this moment, it was already dark, and a full moon was rising from the other side of the ocean.
The tide makes the waves gently lap on the beach.
In the brief silence, Song Wenbin sat alone by the campfire under the coconut tree, picked up the camera that had not yet been turned off next to him and said, "Brothers... I said it on the first night of the challenge..... I said..... Caribbean is like a glass of Coke, the first sip is the best, and every sip after that gets more and more annoying. Now..... I still stand by my opinion. Every day for a month, beach waves beach waves beach waves beach waves ....."
Song Wenbin suddenly wanted to smoke a cigarette, but there was no cigarette at hand, so he tilted his head and poured a large sip of rum.
Wiping his mouth, he looked at the Caribbean Sea in the moonlight, let out a long sigh, and said helplessly: "But the most ridiculous thing is that even if I know the result, no matter how many times, I am still willing to go into the supermarket and buy a whole bottle of Coke for that bite....."
(To be continued..... )