15, wolf. dog
Find a local to lead the way...
Huo Yu and Sutina glanced at each other.
This proposal is indeed more reliable than flying, and it is also highly enforceable.
It's just that now they are in a very desolate location, surrounded by snow fields that are snow fields, where should they go to find the locals?
Sutina took out her Xiaomi phone from her pocket and said, "I'll look at the map to see if there are any other villages around here." ”
Huo Yu was annoyed when she saw her broken Xiaomi phone, how long has she been filming the show, not counting the 100,000 yuan bonus that Sutina got in Nigeria, even if the seal gives her a salary of 15,000 yuan a month, she is worth at least 100,000 yuan. Although it's not much, as a person who hasn't graduated from college, he's already very wealthy, and even so, this guy still uses that broken phone with a valuation of less than 200 yuan all day long.
"Can you get a different phone?" Huo Yu threw his mobile phone to her: "Don't use your broken navigation, you almost didn't kill us in Nigeria last time." ”
"Oh oh okay." Sutina said, she picked up her mobile phone and searched for it, and soon found a gathering place nearby, she took the mobile phone to Song Wenbin and said, pointing to a dot on the map and saying, "Let's go here." ”
Seeing that the sun was sinking in the west, Song Wenbin didn't dare to ink, and hurriedly drove towards the village marked on the map.
But it didn't take long for the three of them to stop, and there were large protrusions of wood frozen in the ice on the wasteland in this area, which were probably trees that were washed away by the flood when the snow melted in the spring, and were piled up here by the river, and scattered across the wilderness in winter, becoming natural roadblocks.
"What should I do..."Song Wenbin looked at the frozen trees on the wasteland, "Can this be driven over?" ”
"One step on the gas pedal and it's over." Huo Yu said nonsense.
Song Wenbin didn't even bother to pay attention to her.
"I'll go down and look for it." Sutina put on her clothes and said, "I speak Russian, and this location on the map doesn't look very far, so you might be there just two steps away." ”
"No way!"
Song Wenbin immediately thought of the moth that made a fuss when he picked her up at the gate of the university city, and immediately rejected her: "You guy is attracting bees and butterflies everywhere, in case someone catches me back and becomes the wife of the village, I have to spend time saving you, no, no." Huo Yu has to go to be more reliable. ”
Huo Yu smiled slightly, thinking deeply.
But Sutina was immediately upset.
"Hey, you guy, when did you see me attract bees and butterflies? And Huo Yu doesn't know Russian at all, well, if you don't understand the language, everything is in vain. If you don't worry, I'll come with me. ”
"No, no, no."
Song Wenbin immediately said: "God knows how dangerous the wilderness in Siberia is, if there are no humanoid bodyguards, we may not have taken two steps to be eaten by wolves!" ”
Huo Yu couldn't help laughing, but she immediately hit Song Wenbin dangerously and said, "What do you mean by a humanoid bodyguard?" ”
"That's what it means, anyway."
"In this case, I'll just go with Sutina, one can speak Russian, the other has force, it's useless to ask you, right?" Huo Yu said.
Ha!
Song Wenbin was overjoyed, but Sutina was so frightened that her face turned white.
"Bah!!"
Sutina said: "The last time you were in charge, you rushed to someone's toll booth, and the second time you broke someone else's engine..."
Huo Yu twisted Sutina's ears.
"Who broke the engine?"
"It hurts..."
Sutina was in pain, and said loudly: "Anyway, we can't do without anyone, we have to go together." ”
Song Wenbin: ......
Speaking of which, he just didn't want to get out of the car at such a time. The thermometer inside the car showed that it was minus 38 degrees outside......
"Hmph, if you want me to say that this guy is useless except for engaging in pyramid schemes to deceive people!" Huo Yu stuffed his coat into Song Wenbin's arms, "Let's go, Lord Living Buddha." ”
Song Wenbin had no choice but to get off the truck, and as soon as he came, Song Wenbin hugged his arms and screamed from the cold. The low temperature of nearly minus 40 degrees almost didn't kill him on the spot, and the cold also stimulated the urge to urinate, so he squatted down and lay on the ground, shivering.
"I'm tired of the teacher! Look like a man! Sutina clenched her fists and cheered him on.
"What does it have to do with whether it's a man or not!" Song Wenbin choked loudly: "Men can't be afraid of the cold!" ”
"But you're shaking too much, aren't you?" Huo Yu said loudly.
"I'm in a hurry!"
Song Wenbin felt that he couldn't hold it back.
Huo Yu looked at the vast Siberian wilderness and opened his arms: "Such a big place, you can pee as you like." ”
"Are you crazy!? Song Wenbin said loudly: "It's minus 40 degrees here, and going to the toilet in the wild here will freeze the bottom one!" ”
Huo Yu was surprised, she looked at Song Wenbin and said: "Anyway, if you don't fall in love, you don't get married, and you don't make an appointment, it's useless to want below, it's better to freeze it directly in Siberia, it's not too painful." ”
"Hahahaha!"
Sutina burst out laughing.
it....!!!
Song Wenbin was annoyed, but he didn't say anything when he thought of the goal of unity.
But Huo Yu saw that he didn't reply and became even more energetic, squatted down and stuck to his side and said, "Look, I don't know any good souvenirs for this trip, if you fall underneath, I'll take it back and put it in the display case with my pig's head....."
"Hahahahaha
Sutina almost fainted from laughter.
Song Wenbin couldn't stand it anymore, in this case, Huo Yu actually made fun of him, he grabbed Huo Yu's military coat, and roared loudly: "Do you want to try!?" Anyway, I haven't seen you as a woman, so it doesn't seem like a misogyn mess with you! ”
Sutina stopped laughing for a moment.
Huo Yu sneered and pulled Song Wenbin's hand away, and said contemptuously: "Don't you want to work?" Don't you want fans? Don't want a future? No more live streaming in the future? ”
Song Wenbin glanced at the photographer who came down from the Dongfeng Mengshi next to him, let go of her clothes without saying a word, stood up tremblingly, took three steps back and stayed away.
"Cut."
Huo Yu tidied up his military coat happily and made a gesture to Su Tina, who smiled a little reluctantly.
Fear is fear, but the urine intention became more and more unbearable under the urging of the severe cold, Song Wenbin had no choice, he walked towards a frozen tree in the distance with difficulty. Untie your pants and start draining the water.
Song Wenbin never thought that going to the toilet in Siberia would be so thrilling, the water that left his body formed ice on the ground in a very short time, if the temperature was a little lower, wouldn't it be icicles and climb up with the current?
Song Wenbin didn't dare to think about that picture.
When he finally finished draining the water, he quickly shoved it into his trouser pocket.
At this time, he heard the sound of breathing from the ice field behind him, and he couldn't help but feel irritated.
"You're sick! I'm going to shoot it when I go to the toilet! ”
Song Wenbin turned his head and shouted.
But the moment he turned around, he was stunned.
Three figures with gray pointed heads poked out from behind the trees ten meters away from him, looking at him curiously.
In order to prevent being secretly photographed by an unscrupulous photography team, he specially walked a little farther to release the water. I didn't expect it..... That's just a little bit farther.....
The mental activity only lasted less than a second, and in reality, Song Wenbin had already screamed more than ten meters away, and he roared desperately: "Huo Yu! Huo Yu!! Help me!! ”
Shouts echoed over the ice sheet.
Huo Yu and Sutina heard the shout, their faces changed, and they hurriedly ran towards the place where the sound came from.
After running for two steps, they saw Song Wenbin running wildly, and behind him, three gray wolves were chasing.
Huo Yu's hairs immediately exploded, and he couldn't help but drag Sutina in the opposite direction.
Song Wenbin ran away when he saw Huo Yu turn around, almost dying of anger. said that it was a good humanoid bodyguard, but this one was good, and he didn't mean to protect him at all. Huo Yu dragged Sutina to run fast, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
"I hate you!!"
Song Wenbin shouted in a desperate voice.
During the shouting, his foot slipped and fell on the ice. He touched the palm of his hand, but there was not even a stone except snow and ice beside him.
In the blink of an eye, Song Wenbin was caught up by the three wolves, he looked at the pointed gray head that was close to Chi Qi, and closed his eyes.
My life is on hold.....
But a wolf sniffed him, licked his face, and let out an angry howl.
"Wang!"
The half-flown soul flew back from outside.
Song Wenbin was startled and opened his eyes.
I saw that one of them had a cocked tail.
There is also a leather loop around the neck.
In an instant, Song Wenbin, who was desperate, couldn't cry or laugh.
TM turned out to be a dog... A false alarm...
These dogs in the far north look almost indistinguishable from wolves...
At this time, Huo Yu, who had just run away, dragged the fire axe on the truck and ran back, she was holding the axe, and she was violent.
But the situation changed, Song Wenbin quickly stood up, stopped in front of the three dogs and shouted, "Wait a minute!" ”
Huo Yu panted and stopped with an axe.
"What!?"
"It's a dog, it's a man!"
Song Wenbin said.
Ha? Huo Yu gasped for breath on the ice field.
I saw that the three gray brutes surrounded Song Wenbin who was kneeling on the ground and began to sniff his ears, and one of them even buzzed, pouted his buttocks, and stretched his waist.
Song Wenbin was itchy by the smell, and quickly pushed the dog's head away beside him.
The dog probably hadn't been touched for a long time, and after being touched on the head by Song Wenbin, he snuggled up to him and rubbed against him.
At this time, Su tina also ran over panting with a group of photographers and directors, but only saw Song Wenbin sitting on the snow and petting the dog, and everyone was silent.