35, the land of madness
The night spread faster than expected, and in the ancient temple, the cold war continued.
Su tina sat on the bed with her arms in her arms, Huo Yu's words before made her care very much. She didn't expect that this colleague, who had traveled to five or six countries, would think of herself like this, so she let out cruel words and wanted to prove herself.
The words were released, but she had no idea how to get out of this closed room.
At this moment, there was a soft knock on the door.
Winter, winter, winter.
Sutina sat up straight, Huo Yu stood up, and subconsciously wanted to stand in front, but Sutina pulled her back.
The two held their breath as they looked at the locked door.
Then, with a soft click, the door opened.
Appearing at the door were two monks, and a woman dressed in a colorful garment with a lot of gold and silver jewelry, the woman was very old, with a ring on her nose and a somewhat bloated figure.
She stood at the door, looked at the two people in the room, and said with a smile: "Hello, two girls. ”
The two of them didn't say anything, Huo Yu kept wanting to rush out, kidnap anyone who appeared in front of her, and then order them to release themselves, but Sutina kept stopping in front of her, making it a little difficult for her.
"I'm going to do it myself this time." Sutina turned her back to Huo Yu and said.
Huo Yu was a little annoyed, raised his legs and sat on the table in the room, stepping on the chair and looking at the person and Sutina condescendingly, wanting to see how she was coming.
The old woman at the door bowed hoarsely and said, "I've come to bring you dinner, I hope you can like the temple meal." ”
With that, she moved out of the way. Two monks came up with a few tin plates, although it was a meal, but there was no trace of the traditional rice, each plate contained a variety of meats, and bread wrapped in banana leaves, which looked quite hearty.
The two monks put the food on the coffee table beside Huo Yu, bent down and bowed, and then slowly retreated.
"We don't dare to eat it." Huo Yu sat on the table and sneered: "I'm afraid that you will drug the food, or you will take a bite first." ”
The old woman didn't think she was embarrassed when she heard this, and said with a smile: "Of course this can be." ”
She took a little of everything and put it in her mouth.
But even so, Huo Yu still sat on the table and stared at her coldly, without any intention of eating.
Sutina said, "I said, this aunt..."
"My name is Saralie." Aunt said immediately.
"Uh-oh, Lady Saralie."
Sutina asked kindly, "Excuse me, what do you mean by locking us here?" ”
Sarali smiled and said, "Yes, in India, women are not allowed to go out of the room before marriage, this is our custom. ”
"What?" Sutina didn't react for a moment.
Huo Yu, who was holding his arms and planning to watch the play, showed a shocked expression on his face.
"You can't leave the room before the wedding, you can't go out until after the wedding." The old woman said seriously.
"But what does this have to do with us?" Sutina said cautiously, "Please don't think about it, I mean, we do respect your customs......"
"Oh!" Speaking of this, the old woman suddenly became excited, and she said mysteriously: "I came here today to tell you this, you are really lucky to have been chosen to be the wife of the high priest of Ram, and have the opportunity to serve the Heavenly Mother at close range and feel bliss!"
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"What, please say it again, I didn't hear clearly." Sutina rubbed her ears and said.
"My name is Sarali, and I am the seventh wife of Archpriest Ram, and I have come here to inform you that you have been chosen as a saint to serve Archpriest Ram, and this is an extremely rare honor, far more than any honor you can receive anywhere in it!" The old woman said solemnly, like the host who was presenting the awards.
Sutina looked at her blankly, and her three views exploded.
The old woman's demeanor and tone were like that of a mentally ill person telling her that she had won three million in the Mark Six lottery she bought today, sounding crazy, but also as if she was extremely serious. She couldn't understand how a normal human could say such a thing the moment they met.
"Hahahahaha~"
Suddenly, the room erupted in an astonishing burst of laughter.
It turned out to be Huo Yu, she sat on the table and laughed so much that she couldn't close her mouth.
Su tina looked at Huo Yu a little confused, is this kind of thing funny???
"Ahem... No, ahem, ahem...old woman, what did you just say? Huo Yu laughed almost out of breath: "Who, who wants to marry a wife?" ”
"High Priest Ram." The old woman was very dissatisfied with this woman's laughing gesture, and rebuked: "There is such a good thing, you should be grateful for it, instead of laughing here!" ”
"High Priest Ram, is it....the dying old man in the temple before? Just the oldest one. Huo Yu tried hard to recall.
Sarali frowned and glared at her, and said angrily, "I hope you can maintain the necessary respect for the High Priest, but it is true that High Priest Ram is indeed the person who has served the Heavenly Mother for the longest time in Angela's temple. ”
"I'm obedient, are all the people here so confident?"
Huo Yule couldn't bear Erlang's legs, and said with his cheeks on his cheeks: "What did he say, he wants to marry two?" ”
"Yes."
Saralie confessed, not feeling anything wrong with it in the slightest.
"Oh~"
Huo Yu nodded tastefully, and said thoughtfully: "He wants to marry two, has he accepted it, the person who is about to enter the earth, is not afraid of tossing himself to death?" ”
"You don't have to worry about it, High Priest Ram has profound cultivation skills and has a steady stream of energy and motivation like the Ganges."
Sarari said proudly, speaking of this, she was like opening a conversation, and she and the two of them boasted about the exploits, titles, and achievements of the high priest of Ram.
But these titles and achievements sounded empty to Huo Yu, and she asked, "This old thing is so capable, why don't you build a dam on the river, so that you and Odisha don't have to fight every year." ”
"Dams? What's that? ”
The old woman asked puzzled.
"Okay." Huo Yu spread his hand: "I was locked up by a group of monkeys." ”
As she spoke, she laughed: "It's good, it's weird and confident." ”
At this time, Su tina finally woke up from the shock of the explosion of the three views, and seeing Huo Yu talking and laughing, she couldn't help biting her lower lip and feeling a burst of shame, in the face of this kind of behavior that subverted the three views, Huo Yu's acceptance was actually so strong.
Intolerable!
"Shut up, Huo Yu. Don't speak. She gritted her teeth.
"Don't you think these primitives are weird and interesting?"
Huo Yu smiled: "We've been to so many countries, we've never seen this, even your Korean dog licking boy brother is not so outrageous." ”
Seeing that Huo Yu was still making fun of herself at this time, Su Tina glared at her angrily.
"Okay, okay, I won't speak, I'll leave it to you."
Huo Yu leaned against the wall, cocked Erlang's legs, and looked like a happy person watching a play.
Sutina looked at the old woman in front of her and forcibly squeezed out a smile.
"I say, Lady Saralie, I appreciate the high priest's appreciation, but why didn't he come and tell us in person about such an important matter, why did he send you to talk about it?"
"It is our custom that when I first married the high priest and became his wife, it was her second wife who took in. It's been more than 40 years, hey, time is really fast. She rejoiced, "You must also work hard in the future, and strive to bring more wives to the high priest!" ”
What a chain reaction...
Sutina felt that the three views she had managed to sort out were in danger of exploding again, she took a deep breath, took out a small notebook from her pocket, and asked, "Then I can take the liberty of asking, how many wives this high priest has had?" ”
"Oh, I don't remember this very well, maybe 179, maybe 181, no more than two hundred."
"Poof." Huo Yu, who was sitting at the table, couldn't help but smile: "That's really weird." ”
Sutina glared at Huo Yu.
Huo Yu shut up.
"It's really not much, I heard that the previous high priest had more than 700 wives, and it can be said that his skills and cultivation are very profound." The old woman said reverently.
"700, how long did he live?"
"If I'm not mistaken, the last high priest practiced on earth for 70 years."
"That is to say, even if he marries a wife since birth, he will marry an average of 10 wives every year, and an average of one every month." Sutina said quickly.
The old woman folded her hands and counted them, and found that she couldn't get around, so she muttered, "Poor... Almost..."
She didn't want to dwell on topics that she was not good at, so she ordered: "In this way, you guys get ready, I will teach you some cultivation methods in the next two days, and then you can ...... with the high priest."
"Let him speak for himself."
Sutina interrupted Sarari without saying anything.
"What?"
"I'm a foreigner, your customs don't work for me, since he wants to have something to do with us, you let him come by himself, what's the matter, can he get married in the air?" Sutina said.
The old woman was very unhappy with the woman's attitude of total opposition, and repeated mechanically: "I tell you, this is the supreme honor, this is the closest opportunity to serve the Heavenly Mother, this is the opportunity to have the cleansing of one's own sins......"
"Well, I believe in the Great Brahma, I don't believe in anything difficult to get close to the mother. Let your host come by himself. Sutina put the shorthand book away and said.
The old woman looked at her blankly, with a hint of fierceness in her eyes, like a selfish mother-in-law who was unwilling to write her son's name on the real estate certificate because her daughter-in-law bought a house in full.
Bang!
A plate of chicken curry smashed mercilessly in her face.
The old woman was frightened, and retreated, holding her head in fear, very skillful.
"Did I give you face?"
Huo Yu didn't smile anymore, she looked at the old woman coldly and said, "To be a dog, you have to have the consciousness of being a dog, didn't you hear her words?" Let your master speak for himself. ”
"It's... Yes..."
After the old woman was smashed, she never saw the fierceness again, and she didn't even dare to reply, she didn't even dare to wipe the curry on her head, she just bowed her waist and walked out as if she was running away.
After the old woman left, Huo Yu couldn't help but complain: "What the hell does this have to be PUA to agree to these people's requests?" ”
"I don't know..."Su tina said softly, the sudden melancholy enveloped her, she didn't even have the heart to blame Huo Yu for making another move, she just sat on the chair, her fingers digging deep in her hair.
Huo Yu saw that Su Tina was absent-minded, and there was negativity all over her body, so he asked, "What are you thinking, Su Su." ”
Su tina was a little embarrassed, she pondered for a long time before she said: "Huo Yu, is it really as Brother Song said, are the people in this world actually crazy?" ”
Huo Yu was stunned for a moment, and said contemptuously: "Hmph, what Song Wenbin said, if you can believe half of it, you can count it as lifting him." I think there must be normal people, but our luck is not too good, and all we meet are scum. ”
"Is there a normal definition in this world?"
Sutina asked.
Huo Yu thought for a second, and said irritably: "You ask me what I do, I won't think about this kind of bullshit thing, what definition is not defined, ism is not ism, I just need to be happy, think about what I don't do." ”
"Well... It's really enviable..."Sutina was a little depressed for some reason.
"Hey, I said Sutina, are you sure you don't want me to do it? Later, if that old thing really comes, I will capture the thief and capture the king first, and take him hostage. ”
"You don't believe me?" Sutina asked.
"It's not that I don't believe it, it's that I don't feel at ease." Huo Yu sighed.
"Not sure?"
"Yes, you're so useless." Huo Yu said.
Hearing Huo Yu say this, Su Tina suddenly became energetic again, she swept away her depression, and said proudly: "It's not your turn to say such things, Brother Yu, I have already found the breaking point." ”
"Really, fake."
Huo Yu was very surprised.