5. Frightened
After taking his seat, Song Wenbin looked around, densely packed with black heads, there were students wearing bachelor's hats, as well as alumni and elites from all walks of life who came from other places.
Huo Yu was very caring and helped him find a location in the corner, but no one noticed him, and no one recognized him, which made Song Wenbin feel very comfortable.
As a show host, he can't always keep the show or live state, and after work, even in front of fans and colleagues, it is quite a tiring thing.
Obviously, Huo Yu didn't want to hold it, after she sat down, she also curled up lazily, picked up her mobile phone and kept brushing up Station D, looking at the comments from time to time, and laughing happily.
After everyone in the auditorium was seated, the girl in the dress and a handsome male host who had been seen in the lounge came up to the stage.
The girl said: "Distinguished leaders, dear guests, good afternoon! β
The boy said: "The summer in July is deep and warm, the campus flowers are full of fragrance, and the spring tide, accompanied by the summer rhyme, let us gather together to celebrate this graduation ceremony......"
After the two hosts finished speaking, the audience burst into applause.
It was the first time for Song Wenbin to participate in such a formal occasion, and he was staring at the center of the venue and clapping. At this time, Huo Yu suddenly pushed him and handed the phone to him.
Song Wenbin looked down, it turned out that their recent account Sutina had posted a cyber cos video, and there was a high-praise comment under the video.
"Vulgar, I wanted to scold her, but she's too big."
Song Wenbin looked at the comments, and a group of people below were still posting, "her Song Wenbin."
Floors that are all brushed
Fuck Song Wenbin / fuck tired teacher
After brushing hundreds of floors, the acid water is almost flowing out of the screen.
Seeing Huo Yu covering his mouth beside him, he was overjoyed. The corners of Song Wenbin's mouth couldn't help twitching a few times, but he felt that this occasion was very formal, so he whispered in his ear: "Isn't it not good to play with your mobile phone now." β
Huo Yu listened closely, and laughed quietly: "How many years have you been away from school, and you still care about this?" β
Song Wenbin thought about it, so he didn't speak.
ββ¦β¦ Let us welcome the President of the University, Mr. Cao Jiayi, to give us a graduation speech with warm applause......
Hearing what the host said, Song Wenbin began to applaud again, but Huo Yu, her mind was not at this ceremony at all, she neither looked at the podium, but also applauded perfunctorily, all her attention was on the mobile phone on her lap, looking at her likes and fans.
After the host finished speaking, a 50-year-old middle-aged man wearing glasses and a brocade robe walked to the podium and delivered a speech: "Hello everyone, students, guests! β
The crowd began to applaud again, and Song Wenbin also applauded.
I just heard the principal say: "In this colorful and enthusiastic summer, all the graduates here have completed their university studies, and on behalf of all the teachers, I would like to express my heartfelt congratulations to all the graduates!"
Four years ago, when you became a college student at Minzu University, perhaps you thought of today, the day we look forward to graduation, here, we have gained hope, but we are also a little melancholy.
In the past four years, everyone has worked diligently, diligently and studiously, and has acquired the knowledge and ability they should have in terms of professional knowledge and skills. In the past four years, the students got along day and night, exchanged ideas and formed a deep friendship......"
Song Wenbin wanted to listen carefully, but the moment the principal spoke, Song Wenbin felt a wave of sleepiness rush to his brain, as if he had been triggered by some kind of lethargic passivity. The good guy originally thought that he had grown a lot after leaving school, but he didn't expect it to be this urine, Song Wenbin sighed in his heart.
Coupled with the peculiar aroma on Huo Yu's body, Song Wenbin couldn't help but tilt his head a little closer and start to take a nap.
After a while, he entered a half-asleep state, everything around him became real and illusory, he seemed to sit back in his flower room, wrapped in fragrance, listening to the impassioned God-like voice in the distance...
"A high sense of responsibility ....."
"Today, the times are in the midst of great changes unseen in a century......"
"The turbulence of the external environment has allowed us to see the crisis and the opportunity......
"Under such profound changes..... each and every one of us ...... We must work hard ...... perseverance."
"For the sake of the country...... For the sake of society...... For the sake of the family...... For the great rejuvenation of the Chinese nation......
"Every graduate of us should work hard......"
"Lofty beliefs..... enthusiasm for serving the country......"
"The alma mater will ...... As always, keep an eye on your progress....."
"Grow into a human resource ...... useful to society and family"
β¦β¦
Suddenly, someone pushed him. Song Wenbin fell from the psychedelic clouds, and he found that Huo Yu elbowed him again. She was clapping her hands perfunctorily, touching the back of her hand and saying, "Sutina is going to go." β
Ah, Sutina is going to go?
Song Wenbin sat up in surprise and began to applaud vigorously, stretching his neck to look at it while applauding.
Sure enough, after the principal finished his speech, the host said briskly: "Next, let us welcome, the outstanding representative of this year's graduates, a practitioner who has read thousands of books and traveled thousands of miles with his own hands, and an outstanding graduate who has completed his studies while still not forgetting to measure the world with his own footstepsβββ Sutina!" β
With the sound of speaking, Sutina, who was wearing a bachelor's uniform, trotted all the way from the backstage to the front of the stage, waving to the people in the audience.
Suddenly, there was warm applause from the podium, mixed with screams.
"Susu! I love you!"
"Susu!!"
β¦β¦
The scene was much more lively than when the headmaster spoke.
Boy. Song Wenbin came to his senses completely, thinking that this was a rare fun, and he had to film it, in case something ugly happened to this guy, he would have to play it repeatedly in the future and then be publicly executed.
Thinking so, she took out her mobile phone from her pocket and pointed it at Sutina, obviously, Huo Yu thought the same thing, and many people present had similar thoughts. Completely different from when the principal spoke, they took out their mobile phones and started filming.
Sutina didn't expect so many people to hold their mobile phones at her, and she was stunned for a while.
It wasn't until the host whispered a reminder to her that she reacted.
"Ahem," she said with her voice trying the microphone.
The voice echoed through the auditorium, and everyone looked at her intently, expecting her to say something.
"Whew."
As a result, she began to blow through the microphone again.
There was clearly nothing wrong with that microphone.
After blowing more than a dozen mouthfuls, she took a deep breath and looked at the microphone to speak.
But when the words came to her mouth, she began to look for the manuscript again, and after flipping through it a few times, she froze again, it turned out that she didn't bring the manuscript, she looked at the microphone and fell into a daze, staring ahead.
Hahahaha!
Song Wenbin held up his mobile phone and laughed wildly in his heart.
Public Execution!!
He could tell at a glance what was going on, this guy was probably too nervous and stuck.
After being stunned for a while, Sutina finally spoke, she blushed and said, "Ahem, ahem, I... I... I'm a little nervous..."
Huo Yu couldn't hold back a little when he heard this, and he was happy.
There was also good-natured laughter in the venue.
It's okay not to laugh, a smile Sutina's face is like a traffic light, red for a while, white for a while, she looked at the crowd of black oppression, there are more than a thousand people in this auditorium, not to mention there are many elites from all walks of life, and her brain is blank when they are watching at the same time.
"I ...... I'm not..... I'm not ......"
She stammered, "Last ..... when I received a notice last month that I was going to give a graduation speech, I really ...... It was so unexpected, of course... Numerous... As we all know, because of my work, I really don't have much time left to write a manuscript...... This...... I've been writing almost every night for the past week, but....but ..... but... I wrote more than a dozen articles before I realized that what I had written was really mediocre......"
Song Wenbin frowned when he heard this.
What bullshit stuff??
Although he hadn't heard many speeches, Sutina was like this... Somewhat beyond his expectations, in his opinion, the previous headmaster's speech was quite good... It's flat and formal... But... What is this?
The other audience members also felt inexplicable why this representative of the outstanding graduate was talking about something insignificant here.
Sutina's family members looked at her and bit their fingers worriedly, not knowing if she could get out of the tension.
Sutina also felt that what she was talking about was a little inexplicable, her intestines were repentant, and when she watched the show, she was tired of seeing the teacher's comfortable appearance in Seoul and India, thinking that it was a very simple thing to get off the script, but as soon as she came on stage, she found that it was not like that at all. The content that she memorized in advance was like she didn't belong at all, and she couldn't remember it at all.
Wait a minute...
Tired of teachers?
Sutina suddenly had a flash of inspiration and said loudly into the microphone: "But ..... thought, everyone knows me because of the extraordinary journey, and everyone also knows that I have never been the one to talk in the extraordinary journey, so... So... After much deliberation, I....I made a decision... At this important moment....I....I decided that at this important moment, I decided to invite my partner, the soul of the extraordinary journey, Mr. Hat, to help me with my graduation speech! β
Song Wenbin sat in the corner, his pupils shook violently, and his mobile phone fell to his lap.
Huo Yu on the side was also shocked, opened his mouth, and looked at the podium blankly.
Sutina blushed and stepped out of the podium and said, "I'm tired of the teacher, are you there, please come up and help me say a paragraph." β
cough cough cough cough ....
Song Wenbin coughed violently, and he almost choked to death from his own saliva.
Huo Yu looked like a ghost, and turned his head to look at Song Wenbin: "You... Do you know...? β
I know a ghost!!
Song Wenbin roared in his heart.
He lay down, comfortably intending to have some fun. Take a look at the graduation speech of a colleague, and get a little bit of light and some knowledge and so on.
I didn't expect Sutina to come up and give him such a whole play, and let him go up and speak.
What the hell is this!
He was completely unprepared!
And even if he is prepared, why should he talk about it, he is not a bullshit excellent graduate.
But Sutina's words had already been spoken, and all the people were talking to each other, looking for traces of the legendary disgusting teacher.
"What is she talking about?"
"I don't know, what is tired of teachers?"
"It seems to be a colleague of hers."
"Is her colleague from this school too?"
"No, it seems to be an anchor......"
Some of the older school teachers who had not seen the extraordinary journey had already whispered and discussed the identity of the teacher who was disgusted.
Among them, there were many deans of various departments, and some of them sat close to the president and asked, "President Cao... You see, what's going on..."
"I'm tired of the teacher... Is it the one on the team whose surname is Song? β
Principal Cao Jiayi asked.
"Yes." Ke Qingquan, a senior official of the Democratic People's Congress, said: "I heard people from the municipal party committee mention that he has made great contributions to national archaeological research and is a very outstanding talent. β
"That's not bad either." Cao Jiayi breathed a sigh of relief and smiled: "Is anyone else here?" β
Ke Qingquan suddenly thought of something, turned his head to look at an old man in the row of seats behind him, and asked, "Old District Chief Song, I heard that young man seems to be from your own family, right?" β
Seeing the secretary's sudden question, Song Weimin's face was inexplicable, he didn't know what the secretary was talking about, he had been retired for several years, and if he had come to this university to attend the ceremony for the sake of his son's future this time. But the secretary's question could not be replied to, so he had to say vaguely: "In this way... I'm not sure to define it... After all, this is the kind of thing in my family... It's also defined..."
Ke Qingquan just asked, didn't think much about it, turned around, and continued to communicate with the principal about his disgusting deeds.
With Sutina's sudden request, the venue was divided into two distinct factions, one was older people who had never watched a variety show at all, they were confused to discuss, and the other was a group of young people who had watched variety shows, and at this moment some people were already standing in their positions, looking around, trying to determine the position of disgust.
However, the lack of disgust made everyone sweat, after all....this is a very formal occasion.
Sutina on the stage even raised her throat, and she said in a trembling voice: "You don't need to talk a lot, just help me talk a little... Tired of teachers?? β
A little bit of it?
What the hell...
Song Wenbin's face turned pale, didn't he want his life?
This feeling is like running to a wedding dinner party in high spirits, but the groom suddenly says that I am not married, that good brother, you can help me get married.
Huo Yu still pushed him and reminded: "What are you still doing in a daze, go on." β
"Crazy, I'm not prepared for anything!!" Song Wenbin roared in a very low voice.
"Aren't you unprepared in Seoul and in India?"
Huo Yu whispered.
Can that be the same!?
Song Wenbin almost wanted to go crazy.
"Hurry up, don't disgrace her." Huo Yu said solemnly.
Her face is a face, isn't my face a face!?
Song Wenbin had the heart to kill, he clenched his fists and stood up from the corner.
Sutina was looking around nervously, and when she saw the figure standing up in the corner, she immediately breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Look, our tired teacher is here." β
Seeing the familiar figure in the corner, the audience boiled.
"Disgusted!!"
I don't know who shouted first.
Suddenly, all the cameras on the podium were pointed at him. The college students who had seen the extraordinary journey suddenly burst into a tidal wave of cries.
"Disgusted!!"
"Disgusted!!"
"Hijra!!"
"King of Hijra!!"
β¦β¦
All sorts of abstract code-like cries are endless.
Disgusted and annoyed, he couldn't show anything on his face, so he could only go around the corner, squeeze into the aisle, take heavy mechanical steps, walk to the place where the school leader was sitting, and pointed to the podium, his face was embarrassed.
The school leaders are all like human spirits, seeing that there is no reason not to let him go in this situation, seeing that he actually came to ask for instructions, Ke Qingquan showed a satisfied look, nodded again and again, and signaled him to hurry up.
Song Weimin, who was sitting in the back row, only felt five thunderbolts, he never thought that the family in the secretary's mouth, the guy who made the audience cheer before he opened his mouth, was actually his nephew.
Song Sheng, who was sitting next to him, fell into the ice cave in broad daylight, only to feel that his three views had collapsed, and his whole body was cold.
Song Wenbin???
Isn't this B a scumbag who didn't graduate from high school in Nima?
What is he doing here??
I saw the principal Cao Jiayi stand up and wave to the host, who hurriedly walked over from behind the scene and handed him the microphone. Cao Jiayi personally handed the microphone to Song Wenbin, and Song Wenbin hurriedly thanked him, folded his hands, and walked onto the podium under the guidance of the host.
Su tina saw the host leading Song Wenbin over, she was relieved, her whole body was light, she almost dragged him to the podium, and whispered: "Thank God, I... Forgot the word... So..."
Song Wenbin took the microphone, squeezed out a smile that was more ugly than crying, and roared in his heart.
Fuck you!!