36,China Psycho (below)
"Generally speaking, my ancestors ate raw food, and this kind of roasted food was a luxury for us."
Under the green aurora of the polar night, the Inuit guide sat by the fire and said to Huo Yu.
"Good thing you don't have to eat raw food now." Huo Yu said: "The times have progressed, and science and technology have developed."
"That's true, but I occasionally miss the taste of raw food. Just like I occasionally miss my friend's wife."
"What?" Huo Yu frowned and looked at the vicissitudes of life on the other side of the fire.
After she chose to settle down, director Bowley had nothing to shoot, so she could only let the accompanying Inuit indigenous guide sit by the fire and introduce the Arctic style to Huo Yu, which is considered the duration of the water video.
"Well, it is our Inuit custom that if I travel to a friend's house, my friend will have his wife accompany me in the evening as a form of hospitality." The Inuit guide said calmly.
"Uh...... This ......" Huo Yu was speechless.
"This... Not so well." She looked at the camera on the side and said hesitantly.
"Nothing, actually."
The guide's eyes flashed with nostalgia and memories of the past, "We Inuit don't care about these things in the first place, and some families are polygamous. A man marries a pair of sisters and sisters, and some families are polyandry, the elder brother and younger brother marry a wife, and sometimes the elder brother dies, and the younger brother will take the sister-in-law over and live together... Ah, although my previous life was very hard and difficult, when I think about these things, I feel that my previous life still has its shining places."
Huo Yu: ......
She looked at Director Bowley on the side and asked, "Is today's shooting mission over?"
The director shook his head, "Unless you go to the pole right away."
Damn it...
Huo Yu had no choice but to sit down.
Although it annoys his two colleagues, those two cheap brutes. But she still decided to wait for them at the exit of this dangerous and rift-filled sea of ice thorns, as Director Huo's commitment to the safety of the company's employees.
"If you want to fit in with modern society, you have to get rid of these things, and monogamy is the cornerstone of modern society." She said to the Inuit.
(I have to pay off my mortgage for 30 years...... )
There was a cry in the wind.
Huo Yu was stunned.
Looking around, under the polar night sky, the Arctic wasteland was pitch black, and nothing could be seen, only the aurora above his head flickered.
The Inuit guide's voice came from the side again, "Is it possible, I mean, that I'm old too. Occasionally, I come to appreciate the truth of life from some very calm state. I think there's a possibility."
"What a possibility."
"It's because I like my friend's wife very much that I'm an Inuit."
The Inuit guide spoke calmly, his eyes shining with wisdom and depth.
Huo Yu was stunned, not only because of the Inuit's words, but also because she heard the call in the wind more clearly.
(Yi~~I have to repay my mortgage for 30 years~~)
The cry dissipated in the Arctic wasteland with the wind, Huo Yu frowned, and said crisply, "Even so, the things you like are not allowed in modern society."
"Yes, but it's going to make me miserable, you know. It's like, I love bugs, but people say bugs are disgusting, they can't accept bugs. This kind of moral evaluation will confuse me, because bugs are born bugs."
(… Hahahahahaha~ I have to repay my mortgage for 30 years... )
Huo Yu couldn't stand it anymore.
She looked at Bowley and asked, "Did you hear that?"
But Bowley had already turned to the other side with the camera on his shoulder, like a hound's keen sense of smell smelling blood in the air.
Looking at the camera, Huo Yu was stunned.
All you can hear is a clear cry of despair in the cold air.
————
— Disgusted!
……
……
"I have to repay my mortgage for 30 years~~"
"I have to repay my mortgage for 30 years~~"
With great joy, Song Wenbin wore a single coat, and ran towards the depths of the wasteland in the cold air of minus 30 degrees.
And behind him, the chasing Wei Ning screamed in fear and despair: "Disgust!
Don't scream, disgust, come back quickly, I beg you, how can I live without you, disgust..."
However, Song Wenbin could no longer hear Wei Ning's voice, and he was indulging in the freedom brought to him by the ancient oriental characteristics of the new era.
One yin and one yang is the Tao!
Sure enough, there is no such thing as a bad thing and no good!
Think of the good in everything!
"Yi~~Hahaha~ I have to repay my mortgage for 30 years~"
He stuck out his tongue, rolled his eyes, stumbled and ran in the snow, laughing as he ran, no one knew where he was going, and he himself did not know where he was going.
It was as if in the boundless cold, in the depths of the Far North Wasteland, something was drawing him deeply, it was a quiet home, it was eternal sleep, it was eternal silence after madness.
……
……
TF…???
Huo Yu stood on the snow dumbfounded.
Look at the two guys who broke out of the ice thorn maze.
Although she had imagined countless situations where they would meet again, maybe she would speak coldly, maybe she would scold, and even she would think about coldly violentizing this guy, but she could never have imagined this situation.
I saw Song Wenbin running in front, disheveled, unkempt, using both hands and feet, running and spinning in circles, so excited that he couldn't be described.
「…… I don't have to think about anything~ I have to repay my mortgage for 30 years!
Hahaha~ I'll die in thirty years, we're all dead, everyone is dead. Hahaha~"
And Wei Ning behind him was out of breath as if he was about to die, crying out in despair, "Disgusted!
Come back soon!
We're all waiting for you!
Don't leave us behind, woo woo woo, what would we do without you!
Our tired family finally has a good one, tired of it!
You have to cheer up, you haven't made it to the top 100 yet!
You're not there yet!
How can you fall here!
Detest!
Detest!
Detest!
」
…….
The Inuit guide beside Huo Yu also stood up, he looked at the two men who were crazy in the extreme north in a daze, for a long time, he couldn't help but look at Huo Yu: "Excuse me....is this some kind of performance art?"
[The app that has been running stably for many years is comparable to the old version of the book-chasing artifact, which is used by old bookworms.]
It seems that the punch did not hit him in the face, he could neither feel pain nor cold, he was completely numb.
He lay on the snow laughing, foaming at the mouth with laughter.
"Hahahaha~ I don't want anyone~ None of you can scold me, you want to scold me~ Come on~~Hahahaha~ No one can blame me, my mortgage will be repaid for thirty years~Hahahahaha~ I killed me~~Killed~Killed~Killed~~"
Huo Yuqi trembled, and he raised his hand to fight again.
Wei Ning suddenly pounced and knocked Huo Yu down unexpectedly, only to see him open his arms in the posture of a martyr, stop in front of Song Wenbin, and roar feverishly:
"Don't get bored!
If you want to hit me, hit me!
」
Huo Yu got up quickly, looked at Wei Ning angrily, looked at this skinny boy, and muttered, "It's against you..."
"You're not allowed to hit him!
Wei Ning was so frightened that his legs were shaking, but he still protected himself in front of the laughing man.
"If you want to fight.....
Syllable!
A slap knocked Wei Ning on the snow and rolled three times.
He was dizzy from the beating, and he hadn't gotten up yet. Another kick flew over and kicked Wei Ning in the lower abdomen, kicking him so much that he opened his mouth and spit out a stream of bitter water, and was kicked out ten meters away.
"Disgusted!?
Detest!
I'm sick of you."
Huo Yufei stepped forward and smashed a vicious punch on Wei Ning's face.
This punch made Wei Ning raise his head and spurt out a stream of blood.
In the face of death, Wei Ning was finally scared, he knelt down, and hugged Huo Yu's calf with a rolling belt.
"Brother Yu, don't fight, don't fight! I was wrong, I was wrong......" Wei Ning shouted in fear.
"Didn't you tell me to hit it? I will fulfill you!"
Huo Yu sneered, kicked Wei Ning with one kick, and kicked him out of the snow like a maggot.
Then, Huo Yu followed reluctantly, kick after kick, Wei Ning curled up on the snow, and was kicked and rolled.
While beating, she also scolded.
"Crazy! Crazy? What a madness in the big night!
」
"I'm not mad, I'm mad!
Wei Ning hugged his head and cried, "I don't know what's wrong with him!"
"Things gather by like, people by groups, a nest of madness!
Huo Yu kicked Wei Ning and scolded, "You have the same virtue as your idol!
」
Huo Yu's violent Wei Ning couldn't resist, he was beaten and rolled all over the ground, crying wildly, and he couldn't hide.
However, just when Wei Ning was beaten and his nose was blue, his face was swollen, and his mouth was spurting blood, Song Wenbin, who had been going crazy on the side, suddenly crawled over and hugged Wei Ning, blocking Huo Yu's ferocious stormy attack.
Wei Ning looked at Song Wenbin on his body, shed tears, hugged him and cried, "I'm tired of ......."
Seeing this, Huo Yu's seven orifices of qi smoked.
She rolled up her sleeves, her head bruised.
"I'll kill you......
She grinded her teeth and sucked blood, trembling.
The distorted energy even made her face glaze up, and even Baoli, who was carrying the camera on the side, was frightened, and his photographer couldn't help but step forward and stop her with the camera after being beaten for a long time without saying a word.
"That's pretty much it....we...."
Bang!
Bowly was hammered to the ground with a camera.
Huo Yu stepped over Baoli and stood in front of Song Wenbin, Wei Ning was already crying like a tearful dog under Song Wenbin.
Song Wenbin, who was lying on the snow, raised his head and saw Huo Yu's face, in front of that violent energy, the boiling uneasiness and extreme chaos in his brain finally stopped, but what followed was bone-chilling coldness and discouragement.
The world is big, but it's just an inch.
Where can he flee?
Huo Yu, who was carrying murderous intent, slowly stretched out his hand, grabbed his collar and lifted Song Wenbin from the snow little by little. The other hand was clenched into a fist and held high in his face.
Song Wenbin didn't move, no longer spoke, no longer went crazy, just looked at Huo Yu quietly, looking forward to the arrival of the final judgment.
Looking at those eyes that had lost their brilliance, Huo Yu's fists couldn't fall.
"What's going on? Crazy here?" She asked.
Song Wenbin was silent.
Huo Yu asked again, "Sutina quarreled with you?"
Song Wenbin looked at Huo Yu's face silently.
The brain went blank.
"Don't... Don't..."
Wei Ning was still crying like a tearful dog, lying on the snow in a delirious way, hugging Huo Yu's calves and begging, "Don't hit him......
The corners of Huo Yu's mouth twitched wildly.
It's good that this guy doesn't make a sound, but when he makes a sound, he makes her murderous like a cheap beast. She wandered around, trying to find a tool of execution in the snow.
Whether to break an icicle and poke this rotten pus to death, or to use an off-road vehicle to run him to death, back and forth, that must be enough to relieve his anger, or directly press his head and smash him to death on the camera, watching the moment the brain burst, the audience will be very satisfied......
"Huo Yu......," Song Wenbin muttered.
Huo Yu came back to his senses in shock, raised Song Wenbin high and asked in a loud voice, "What?"
"If it weren't for this trip....would you go to Gangnamro.....
He asked, his voice as thin as a gossamer.
Huo Yu was stunned, she didn't understand why Song Wenbin asked such a question, she couldn't understand it. She can't answer, she doesn't remember if she has been to Jiangnan Road, it seems that she has been, and she doesn't seem to have been, she basically buys clothes online, and she has to exercise and work in her time, and rarely goes shopping.
However, Song Wenbin didn't expect any answer, and after asking, he stared blankly at the sky where the aurora flickered, like a tree, and his heart was like ashes.
However, the unknown words made Huo Yu's killing intent disappear, she was a little dazed, and she couldn't find a reason to execute the two for a while, she looked at Song Wenbin's face, wrapped in thick confusion.
In the end, she could only let go of her hand and let Song Wenbin fall on the snow.
The long, heart-wrenching howls finally stopped, and the psychopathic man from the thousand-year-old empire finally gained a brief moment of calm after his madness, and after stopping to think, even the snow of the Arctic became so warm.
Huo Yu saw that his face was like ashes and his state was extremely bad, so he couldn't help but bend down and pat his face: "Hey, hey! Cheer up, we're going to go to the extreme."
But Song Wenbin had reached the point where he belonged, and the severe cold and mental torture had exhausted all his physical strength, and he was unconscious in the snow.