As soon as Huo Yu heard that they had stabbed the dragon's nest, she immediately stretched her head over, and after looking at it, she swept away the haze again and said excitedly: "Nice! I said, how can you be discouraged because of a failure, if the dragon is so easy to find, hasn't it been found many years ago!? ”

"Huh?" Sutina didn't quite understand Huo Yu's brain circuits.

"The people in this neighborhood live next to it, and they must know about the dragon's voice!" Huo Yu said, "We have to ask them. ”

"Then which one do you say to ask, you can't see dragons in all the hotels with dragons." Song Wenbin handed over the phone.

Huo Yu glanced at it and said, "Just this Longyin Villa, his name is the most straightforward. ”

Unlike the myths, stories, historical records, and hard-to-find dragons in the mouths of the elderly, the location of Longyin Villa is clearly written on a number of takeaway food apps such as Dianping, Meituan, and Ele.me.

It took less than 20 minutes for the three of them to arrive at the target location, Longyin Villa as a whole is a farmhouse pattern, it is located near an artificial pond, there are many swans in the pond, and there is a cage for peacocks next to the pond, but the living environment should be a meat product, not an ornamental crop.

The arrival of the film crew with a camera with great fanfare alarmed the owner of the store, and as soon as the group entered the door, the owner of the accounting party greeted him, and asked a little nervously: "Are you ..... ......?" ”

The boss is in his 50s, ruddy and slightly chubby, he should not be the target audience of the extraordinary journey, and he does not know the few young people in front of him.

"Boss, we're here to eat beef deflated hot pot." Song Wenbin was very happy to see that the other party didn't know him, he hadn't felt this way for a long time.

"Oh," the boss suddenly realized, relaxed, and quipped, "Are you outsiders used to eating this thing?" ”

"Let's shoot a food show, we must try everything." Song Wenbin said, but his eyes fell on the wall of the restaurant, on which hung an ink painting dragon, vivid but sticky with some oil smoke, looking dirty.

"Okay, then you find a box and sit down, I'll get it for you later." The boss said.

The group came to the second floor, and the name of the good guy's box was also vaguely related to the dragon: "Xihai Hall, Donghai Hall, Beihai Hall, Nanhai Hall......"

A few people entered the Nanhai box, and after they sat down, the waiter brought the menu, Huo Yu couldn't wait, so he asked the waiter to call the boss quickly.

The boss politely brought tea to them, and Huo Yu couldn't wait to ask: "By the way, boss, I want to ask, why is this called Longyin Villa." ”

Sutina also pretended to be casual and asked, "Yes, I see that there are many restaurants nearby with dragons in their names." ”

"Ah, that's because we're out of the dragon."

The boss replied casually.

Song Wenbin felt incredible, not that he thought it was strange for the boss to say dragons, after all, this is China, and there are many people like Huo Yu who believe in dragons. He was surprised that when the boss said the dragon, it was as if they were saying that they had a wild boar.

Hearing this, Sutina opened her lips slightly to show surprise.

Huo Yu twisted his buttocks and forced himself to calm down: "Out of the dragon? What do you mean? ”

"We have dragons here." The boss said.

"There are dragons? You're talking about the dragon in the picture or an animal dragon. Sutina began to play dumb.

"You don't know, dragon." The boss asked, "That's it." ”

"The dragon that screams?" Sutina asked again.

"Guest, look at what you said, the dragon has a long mouth, can't it be called, but we can't say that vulgarity. The dragon doesn't howl, it has to groan. Just the name of our hotel, the dragon roaring dragon. ”

"So, boss, have you ever heard the dragon chant?"

"Uh......" The boss looked at the camera next to him and hesitated.

"Oh, it's okay, boss, we're just curious. If you find it inconvenient, we can cut it, after all, we are here to eat delicious food. Song Wenbin said immediately.

"Ahem, it's actually nothing, I've definitely heard it."

"It's really fake, have you heard it, how do dragons scream?"

Sutina teased and said, "It can't be Wuhu." ”

"Don't talk nonsense!" Huo Yu glared at Su Tina, who was trying to shake her wit, and then she pleaded: "Boss, describe how the dragon groaned." ”

When it comes to this, the boss is very energetic.

"This has to mention the name of our dragon silver restaurant." He looked at the camera next to him, and deliberately wanted to show off, only to see him clear his throat and chant: "As the so-called, the stone rolls the copper cup, the chant is withered, the goshawk swings blood, the white phoenix descends the lungs, the guizi falls by itself, and the cloud makes the car cover ......."

Song Wenbin was stunned.

This is not over, the boss shook his head and said: "The wood is dead and the sand collapses on the evil island, the mother is immortal and immortal, and the jigging in the middle of the cave intercepts the salivation, and the Kuma lies in the water to bury the golden claws." The cliff kicks the moss and hangs the stone hair, Jiang Jun covers the tent and folds it, the lotus flower goes to the country for a thousand years, and the smell is still iron after the rain. ”

The owner of the hotel performed a paragraph with a dialect broadcast tone, and Song Wenbin was dumbfounded, although he didn't understand what it was at all, but he felt that it was very powerful.

Huo Yu was also dumbfounded, and said in awe: "This... Did you write it yourself? ”

"What..."Su Tina was speechless to her two illiterate teammates: "This is the "Song of the False Dragon" written by Li He of the Tang Dynasty. ”

"That's pretty good, too." Song Wenbin said, "If I am asked to recite poems, I will only recite the bright moonlight and grains in front of the bed." ”

"Haha, false praise."

The boss touched his beard and shook his head and said: "This is indeed the fake dragon chant of Li He in the Tang Dynasty, which is used to describe the sound of the dragon's chant, and it coincides with the sound of the dragon's chant here, so it can be seen that we do have a dragon?" ”

"Oh~"

Sutina raised her eyebrows and asked, "So, boss, you've heard the dragon's yin." ”

"Of course, many of us have heard it, especially in the spring and summer nights, the valley often echoes with the sound of dragons, which makes people yearn for it."

Huo Yu listened to the boss's words, his eyes were shining, and he was very obsessed.

"You've heard the dragon groan."

Song Wenbin asked again.

"Of course." The boss patted his chest and said.

"Where are you listening?" He immediately asked.

"The location is not fixed, but it is always in a deserted mountain, or a cave with water. Occasionally, a dragon can be heard. "The owner was ambiguous.

"Have you ever seen a dragon?" Sutina asked immediately.

"Dragons? I haven't seen it, I've heard it. The boss took the menu: "Do you want food?" ”

Sutina ignored the boss's interruption and asked, "Then has anyone seen it around here?" ”

"Uh," the boss scratched his head and said, "Dragons are creatures that are obscure and inexplicable, and ghosts and gods are hard to find, and they are very visible to people." ”

Huo Yu thought so and nodded again and again.

Sutina asked, "You said you had dragons here, but no one had seen them. Excuse me, where does it exist, I mean, if a creature can make a sound that the whole valley can hear, then it's not small, right? Is it reasonable to have a creature that big and no one has ever seen it? ”

I have to say that Su Tina's brain is really very good, and Song Wenbin thinks that it is indeed such a logic.

But the boss was not embarrassed at all, he raised a finger and said, "Ah! Dragons are creatures that generally live underground, we in Guizhou, including Chongqing, Yunnan, have a lot of underground caves, these underground caves are connected to the underground river, unfathomable, dragons generally usually lie dormant there, only before the rainstorm or the weather changes, will come out to move. ”

Huo Yu clapped his palms and said, "No wonder! When we were in Hangzhou, some people said that the dragon flew out of the well, presumably the well water is also a kind of groundwater, so it makes sense. ”

"That's right!" The boss slapped his thigh and looked at Huo Yu like a confidant: "Jinglong King Jinglongwang, the ancients all had this kind of saying, didn't they?" ”

"Uh-huh."

Huo Yu nodded again and again, satisfied.

But Sutina was not satisfied at all, she asked the bottom of the question: "Boss, if the dragon is dormant in the underground river, then what does the dragon eat, as we all know, the size of the dragon is very large. There shouldn't be so many creatures in the underground river for it to eat. ”

"This ......" The boss was a little impatient by Sutina's questioning, and he asked, "How do I know what dragons eat, I don't raise dragons, I run a restaurant." I'm only responsible for cooking for people, by the way, do you want to order food or not? ”

Seeing that the boss was a little impatient to be asked by Su Tina, Song Wenbin hurriedly stopped Su Tina and said, "Just give us a dish of beef deflated pot bottom that the locals on your side order the most." ”

"Okay."

Finally, there were no endless questions, and the boss happily went down to prepare the pot.

But after the boss left, the three people in the box fell silent.

After a while, Song Wenbin asked Huo Yu: "What do you think?" ”

"It must be that we have too few places to look." Huo Yu said impatiently: "What words do you listen to the boss, what words does Li Mu have?" ”

"Li He! Li He! ”

Sutina corrected: "False dragon chant." ”

"Yes!" Huo Yu didn't care about his mistakes, and said: "Look, Li Mu used a fake dragon yin, which means that he has heard the real dragon yin, isn't it, otherwise he can't create a concept out of thin air, and then make an analogy, just like fake money, if there is no real money, how can there be fake money." ”

"Wait a minute."

Sutina frowned and tried to lift the bar.

"Don't talk!"

Huo Yu simply interrupted her and said to Song Wenbin: "If we issue a currency on that island in the Caribbean Sea, and we tell the audience watching the show that the money from Pig Island can buy coconuts, the audience will definitely not admit it, because they don't have the concept of Pig Island coins in their hearts at all, there must be a dragon first, and then there is the concept of dragon yin, and this concept is very clear, otherwise Li Mu would not have written in such detail!" ”

"This ......"

Song Wenbin was dumbfounded, for a moment, he really felt that he was convinced.

"You have a point." He nodded thoughtfully.

"It doesn't make sense." Sutina said coldly.

"Why doesn't it make sense!?" Huo Yu immediately asked.

"Do elves exist?"

Sutina sneered: "The fact that elves don't exist doesn't prevent the concept of elves from penetrating into the minds of Westerners. This concept is more detailed than a dragon, longevity, pointed ears, and living in trees. But everyone knows that there are no creatures in this world that can live for 10,000 years, so elves are just a fantasy, and dragons are the same. ”

Song Wenbin gasped, "Eh..... it seems, it makes sense." ”

Huo Yu's eyes widened and asked, "Wait a while, when the boss recited the poem just now, I didn't know what the poem was, why did you immediately know that it was a fake dragon chant?" ”

Su tina spread her hands and said proudly: "I graduated from the Department of History, if I don't make a show, it is possible for me to go to study for a doctorate, I know all the famous Tang poems and Song lyrics you called." ”

Song Wenbin looked at Su Tina in awe, the good guy Encyclopedia Su is really not joking, this aura went up all of a sudden.

"Okay, you're amazing."

Huo Yu said simply: "Then you tell me, how many cases of seeing dragons are recorded in the ancient official history?" ”

Sutina shut up.

"Say, aren't you knowledgeable, don't tell me you only know poetry and haven't read historical materials." Huo Yu was aggressive.

Sutina seemed to be interested in the oil stains on the ceiling, shoved her hand under her buttocks, staring at the ceiling without speaking.

"A lot, huh. It's too many to count. ”

Huo Yu took advantage of the victory to pursue.

Sutina snorted, still not answering.

"You have to tell me that all the historical records, all the cases of seeing dragons in those dynasties, the descriptions of dragons, the claims about dragons, are all false, all are hallucinations. Isn't this historical nihilism? ”

Sutina was stimulated, she didn't look at the ceiling, pointed her finger at the table and said vigorously: "This is a cultural fantasy, a hysteria!" An imagination! ”

"So it's all neurotic?" Huo Yu asked.

Song Wenbin deeply agreed, he raised his hand and said: "It's not that you are a neuropath, you don't want to be a man!" ”

"Shut up!" The two women said in unison.

(End of chapter)