A person's life should be spent like this: to do the worst thing in the world, to do the best thing in the world, like the best hypocritical good in the world, but to be sought after by the most foolish people in the world. This kind of thing has happened before, the general kills more people and calls heroes, the emperor has more young daughters called branches, politicians shameless blacks are called professional ethics, and (silenced) female shakers are called moral cultivation.

Except for the last one, they should all be arrested and put in a trumpet and squatted in a fence (prison) for two years, and then come out after ideological reform.

Unfortunately, Cybertron has basically done it all, and is called a hero, a knight king, and one of the founders of a dynasty, and even now, thousands of years later, it is still engraved in the more positive pages of everyone's hearts. History is written by heroes who go down in history, and it is changed by little-known people. Shadows shrouded, blurred, dim and dark, and the darkness disappeared.

- That's why Cybertron appeared in this world thousands of years later.

"Ah~ Cyber, I have a lot to say to you - but I really didn't expect such an opportunity one day, so I suddenly didn't know what to say. ”

No longer a diplomatic occasion for press conferences, nor a celebration feast, Queen Anna invited Cybertron back to her home (royal palace), in her boudoir: a ...... A boudoir without any hint of royal atmosphere. Except for being a little bigger, it's honestly not much different from the boudoir of an ordinary girl, if you have to say it......

It's just money.

And it's a little bit of money, and you can even see a few strange posters. Their own stickers are printed on commemorative photo albums for all foreign visitors and on national celebrations, and even on pounds. But there are a few men and women in his room, and they all seem to be quite new and new. The corridor outside is very "formal", with red walls and gold edges, chandeliers that look like they can kill people are hung high, and floor malicas that look like they can kill people are decorated everywhere. But as soon as I arrived at the girl's (the queen's) boudoir, the style of painting changed abruptly.

"That's all easy to say...... What is this?" Cybertron asked knowingly, pointing to the posters of several celebrities and said in surprise: "Now you hang the holy images of your ancestors and ancestors, all in your own house and not in the ancestral temple? No, the official portraits are so popular now......

Cybertron pointed to a young and beautiful girl, but he wanted to ...... eyeliner More succubus than succubus, hair ...... That's called a romantic **** hairstyle. The other young men looked much more reliable, dressed in suits - only suits, wearing suits to show off eight-pack abs and a masculine face, the more they looked like the celebrities in the female stripping (silenced) bar.

But after the audience is wide, it is called a star.

"Uh...... Yes, the official photos are like this now. Anna was stunned for a moment, pinched the **** to calm herself down, don't laugh - this is really interesting to make the little ancestor happy: "You...... Would you like to have one?"

“...... No, I have enough portraits. Cybertron shook his head and said, "Now the portrait technique is good, your portrait artist is good, the painting is like a real person." ”

"Uh...... This is actually called a photo. ”

"Everything is inseparable, we still have the totems of our ancestors, who knows that later everyone's painting skills will go up. Cybertron didn't care, he was very open-minded, and went to his granddaughter's bed - and started shaking the bed.

"Hmm...... The bed is pretty good now, it's like lying on the sea!"

“...... This is the waterbed. ”

Go back and try, I can't think of it. "Forget it, it turns out that you can still play like this, Cybertron continued to shake the bed excitedly: "Well, listen to Yo Pu's ......"

"Isn't it fun?

"Well, it's fun. ”

"Do you know how to play?

"I'm going to play—" Strength shaker.

"Haven't you played it?" "It's a great feeling to tease!--I understand why my ancestor married such a sissy. Although it's a little bit of a love affair with X, but maybe the other party just likes this tune?

"I didn't ...... Ahem. It seemed that he was being looked down upon in the eyes of his grandchildren, and what was the dignity of his ancestors? Straightening out his messy clothes, he found a chair and sat down: "By the way, didn't you just say that you had something to tell me?

It's not bad to be serious, Anna smiled and took it from the side...... A tablet.

Cybertron immediately leaned over and looked at it - it had not been seen in many years after the Third Industrial Revolution, and it was a bitter tear to look at this kind of thing.

"Hmm...... First of all, there are quite a few official questions waiting for you, most of which I want you to explain your own position on the disease. My time is to learn these things from me--ignore them, and it has nothing to do with our royal family who loves them and how they fight. This tone of Cybertron is becoming more and more familiar, and suddenly he looked at Anna's expression with some entanglement - he doesn't seem to be very well educated, and his offspring are almost like himself, and they don't eat the same as hob meat, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea.

"And then there's the academic question, a bunch of old professors waiting for you to solve the many unsolved mysteries of the Middle Ages. Of course, there are also questions from the faith, N people fanatically think that you are a representative figure of the faith - you better come forward and tell them not to look at it annoyingly - in the end, there is no way, many questions from the people have been gathered on the Internet, and the official blog of the royal family is about to be crowded. Alas...... Usually we would post pictures of cats, dogs, cats and dogs fighting each other, or our kittens would have had babies again, puppies would have children again, nobles would have children again -- and now your pictures have been put up too. ”

“...... What is this [photo]?[Blog]?"It's been more than a thousand years, and it's almost forgotten, and I need to be reminded that "Is it a wall? Put a photo......?" Oh, I see! I used to erect a wall in front of the palace for citizens to give their opinions. But I didn't even look at it, is this it?"

“...... My little ancestor (not exaggerating) is really right: times are changing, but people are the same, in fact, nothing has changed, only people have changed. Anna suddenly covered her face, and also sighed with her little ancestor: "It seems that ...... There's not much difference between a thousand years ago and a thousand years later, and I never look at the official website anyway - no, do I want to sign up for a new blog for you?"

“...... What?"

"It's the ...... of the Internet"

“...... What? Who is Internet? French?"

"No...... Or rather...... Don't say it, there are French. Throwing away her tablet, Anna secretly took out a laptop from her safe, and there should be a lot of unsightly things in the other party's mysterious appearance.

"Hey...... Okay, take it out -- Qiang Qiang! Cyber, I now solemnly introduce to you the most cancerous thing in the world~ Countless young people have become decadent because of it, countless people have cheated on it, countless people have spent a lifetime of hard work on it, and countless people have lost all his life's hard work - anyway, it is a harmful thing, but it is as addictive as poison (silence). ”

Cybertron was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart: "Then you still use it?"

"Eh, it's okay to have two mouthfuls of them. With a shocking sentence, Anna waved her hand to open the notebook: "Hmm...... Let me introduce you to how to use this thing, which is actually ......"

After about three minutes of explanation, Cybertron understood right away

"Oh...... It's like an anonymous dating party, but it's so convenient, it's more subtle than a masquerade ball, and it's faster and more convenient than a pen pal's conversation. Cybertan stroked his palms and sighed: "If I had this thing back then, I would have played all the French royal family to death! As long as I send a few fake messages anonymously, as long as I post a few [Britain and France play games with each other, France may become the biggest loser], I can make the suspicious and sick king of the country kill the minister in public opinion." And then say something [French sword, England shouts "invincible"] Let the French have a hot brain, and fight with me the decisive battle I want!--none of this is for me to do, just let the French bunch of ignorant riffraff...... No, these ruffians must be able to write - just let them do it! I don't even have to spend a copper coin...... Well, maybe it will cost a few, but definitely no more than five! Five copper coins can destroy a country! Five copper coins are not a dream to let a group of people destroy their own country without conscience!"

Cybertron slapped his thigh and said, "I'm also a knight king, if the Internet appeared a thousand years ago, I would have been the world hegemon, and I would be the one who controls the world!"

“...... American. ”

"......? What kind of place is that where birds don't poop and chickens don't lay eggs, haven't you heard of them?

"No...... Western countries. Anna's face was a little uncomfortable, because the colony was lost and divided, but now was not the time to talk about it. Quickly coughed a few times, she took her notebook and skillfully landed on a website: "――Oh, this is the omnipotent hook~"

"What's that? omnipotent?"

"Yes, omniscient, omniscient – a search site to be exact, where you can ask questions. ”

"Uh...... ?!?! your era is so powerful?"

"Hmph~ That's nature-"

"Hmm......" Cybertron's fingers are a little disobedient, and he doesn't know how to use a keyboard for many years: "This thing...... Oh, it's the same as writing, it feels like you're much faster than writing, I'll see...... English hasn't changed much, has it? I write, I write, I write, I write, I write......."

Anna was a little desperate to find that the other party had typed a few words on the keyboard.

【How to conquer the world】

"What, the conquest of the world didn't even use my Knights?" Cybertron exclaimed in disbelief in front of the computer, "What the hell is this atomic bomb?-is it a super secret weapon?? What about my Great Britain? Believe it or not, I will kill you with a cannonball!"

"Uh......" is a bit more difficult: "You can see what an atomic bomb is first - just click in." ”

"I don't believe in this evil, the atomic bomb can destroy a country in an instant......? Uh-huh...... um-hmm......?!?!?" is deep in the play, and Cybertron pretends to be shocked......

After about three minutes, Cybertron looked at the world and it didn't look like his own. District 11 (the country of the far east) was thrown two, duang~~ shopping to one, duang~~~ long-term one, the world blooms mushroom flowers.

“...... It's hard for your time to survive until now. Cybertron tried to pull out the cigarette but found that it was gone, so he stretched out his hand and asked, "It's really rare, it's not destroyed yet? It's much more disgusting than the swarm back then, because it's the creatures of the earth destroying themselves! Maybe the sea can be better......?" Is there any smoke?"

"The main horror of the atomic bomb is the nuclear radiation after the explosion, which is simply like a plague that cannot be expelled by the Holy Light. The earth will also enter a nuclear winter, the earth will not see the sun for months or even years, and even those in the sea will die if they can't run. Anna took out another bottle of wine and a pack from the safe...... Smoke: "No, just say that you brought it, don't say it's mine, those housekeepers are annoying people are all dogs, and I brought this one by hiding it in my chest." ”

Saying that, the ancestors and grandchildren don't learn well, and the two beautiful and lovely people each have a cigarette, and they seem to be alive...... Well.

"Forget it, don't worry about the hook for now. Queen Anna waved her hand, it was the first time she had smoked in her room, right? Anyway, she opened a very ordinary bottle of beer, and the two of them blew directly into the bottle: "Well, I'll register you a blog account first...... What's your name?"

“...... What else can it be called?" Cybertron thought for a moment as if he had just pretended to know what blogs and accounts were, and said, "My name is Cybertron, Hell Roar, Bulkeso." ”

“...... Uh, are you sure it's called that......? No, your name is just right. Anna suddenly thought that the other party might be true, think about it carefully, she didn't seem to succeed in secretly registering a princess, give it a try.

[The name you entered is already occupied, please try a different account name-]

【Cybertron?Hell Roar?Bourkeso 2015】

【Cybertron?Hell Roar?Bourkeso 9999】

【Cybertron?Hell Roar?Bulkeso 9527】

【Cybertron?Hell Roar?Bourkeso 10086】

"Damn!, how can my name still be used!?" Cybertron was stunned for a moment, and then he was stunned and there was no way: "Forget it, the name of the heroic warrior will indeed be used by future generations, and there is no way...... Then [Knight King]. ”

"Uh...... I think this one is more. Anna shook her head helplessly, and sure enough, the name she entered had already been used.

"Damn!--don't you care about it!" Cybertron was stunned for a moment, then slapped the bed and scolded: "Someone even dares to call [King], and he gave ...... the name of my exclusive [Knight King]"

"No way, it's the age of speech since childhood. The queen shrugged her shoulders and said helplessly: "Even if someone calls the Queen of Britain, he is happy, and we can't care about it." ”

"f@ke his childhood!" snorted, Cybertron said helplessly, "Is there no other way?"

"Hmm...... Yes, generally speaking, you need to use your identity to go to the website to open a special V. Anna looked at Cybertron and tilted her head, "But you don't seem to have any identification......"

"I have it?" Cybertron was stunned for a moment, and then said, "You should still have this thing, didn't you throw it away?--proof of my noble blood? I remember that Stormson opened it for me back then, so it was a long parchment scroll......"

"Uh...... There should be one in the British Empire Museum. Anna suddenly wanted to laugh, but she couldn't—it was, and the other party had something to identify...... "You wait a minute, I'll make a call and let them get it back, well, it should work?......"

As she spoke, Anna opened the door of her room, and a woman's exclamation immediately came from outside, "Your Majesty, don't I let you smoke!!

and Anna's voice of escaping farther and farther away [Eh, it's not me, it's Cyber, it's Cyber's pot!]

-- Collapse must die --

"Must Die", the largest social system of Blue Star, many celebrities around the world, dignitaries and nobles have registered with their real identities. Generally speaking, there is a special person to receive, and generally speaking, a fax between each other, a phone call is not a big deal, you must die will give you VIP certification. Of course, even the Queen of England has to take care of the past with a certificate or a state approval or something......

But today, the special reception staff who have to die is a little broken.

A thousand years ago, the knight king had to register the official meager.

The formalities are exceptionally complete (in the opinion of the other party's time), three certificates of descent, and include certificates of descent of several generations of the other party's ancestors - which are vouched for by the British Empire Museum and the British Crown.

Since NMB has a guarantee, can you level up and play me to death?

So the reception staff was not very polite, took a few photos and posted them on his Weibo.

[MD: This is the best official certification I've ever seen! The last time a vampire of three hundred years lived, he wanted to register on Weibo and count a P, come and see me!--The other party used the medieval bloodline certificate as identity verification, and the most important thing is that this is still true! Because this person is called Cybertron? Hell Roar? Bourkeso - the real Knight King. 】

Before Cybertron's Must Die (blog) was launched, this message was wildly reprinted.

Everyone had the feeling of watching prehistoric animals sell cuteness, and the onlookers who crawled out of the coffin didn't know whether to say goodbye to the body or do a welcome ceremony. Anyway, there is a lot of [LOLOLOLOLOL] typed below, and it is difficult to express it in words, so it is better to express it with information. A family heirloom or a state approval or something......

But today, the special reception staff who have to die is a little broken.

A thousand years ago, the knight king had to register the official meager.

The formalities are exceptionally complete (in the opinion of the other party's time), three certificates of descent, and include certificates of descent of several generations of the other party's ancestors - which are vouched for by the British Empire Museum and the British Crown.

Since NMB has a guarantee, can you level up and play me to death?

So the reception staff was not very polite, took a few photos and posted them on his Weibo.

[MD: This is the best official certification I've ever seen! The last time a vampire of three hundred years lived, he wanted to register on Weibo and count a P, come and see me!--The other party used the medieval bloodline certificate as identity verification, and the most important thing is that this is still true! Because this person is called Cybertron? Hell Roar? Bourkeso - the real Knight King. 】

Before Cybertron's Must Die (blog) was launched, this message was wildly reprinted.

Everyone had the feeling of watching prehistoric animals sell cuteness, and the onlookers who crawled out of the coffin didn't know whether to say goodbye to the body or do a welcome ceremony. Anyway, there is a lot of [LOLOLOLOLOL] typed below, and it is difficult to express it in words, so it is better to express it with information.