Chapter 114: Playing Hooligans
Ding An was stunned by his aunt's question: "What did my aunt say, what can I hide from you!"
Aunt Tian shook her head: "You have been by my side since you were a child, from the time you were still holding me in your arms, until I got married, under my nose all the time, what is wrong with you and you still want to hide it from your aunt and me?"
Ding An shook his head helplessly: "There's really nothing to hide from your aunt."
"You kid, I used to let you come back with the maid when you were fine, you always said that you were busy, but this time I was free to come back in three days, and every time I didn't wait for a short time, why did your yamen go yellow and didn't live?"
"How can it be so exaggerated, aunt thinks I'm too diligent when I come back with the maid? Okay, I'd better come back less of that nephew, so that my aunt won't have to worry about seeing me."
Aunt Tian stretched out her hand and nodded at Ding An: "You! Forget it, forget it, you don't want to say that your aunt won't force you, when your aunt doesn't know, she must have taken a fancy to the daughter of the family in the village, you don't want to tell me now, I think you won't come to beg me when you go to other people's homes to propose!"
Ding An was really a little crying and laughing by his aunt: "Where is this, aunt, just spare me!"
"Cheng, I won't say it, you can do it if you have it in your heart!"
When Chu Ping didn't make paper money for the past two days, he would team up with a few idlers in the village to squat near the road at the entrance of the village, and when he didn't have time, he would tell the idlers to watch carefully, and when he saw Chu Ren entering the village, he went to the shop of the Chu family's old house to tell him.
After lunch that day, Chu Ping came to the side of the road at the entrance of the village as usual, but he didn't see the people who were chatting together on weekdays, and he was looking around, and he saw that next to the firewood stack outside the courtyard of a house diagonally opposite, two people squatting were waving to him, not the person he was looking for.
"Why are you hiding here? Isn't behind the wall of this courtyard the thatched house of the old Xu family? You don't like it too much!" Chu Ping said as he covered his nose in disgust.
"Eh, Brother Ping, don't be suspicious, what a day today! In the morning, I couldn't open my eyes when I was so shaky, and there was a firewood stack nearby to block it." It was a young man named Lu Jin in the village who spoke, it turned out that when Chu Ping was not very serious, the two often got together to talk about the mountains, and they were younger than Chu Ping.
Chu Ping looked up at the sun in the sky, and looked left and right, indeed as Lu Jin said, this is the best choice for the place, and then go to the village, there are many large and small forks, it is easy to leak people, and he has no choice but to endure the smell and squat behind the firewood stack to hide.
Although it is not yet summer, it is not the time when the smell of the thatched house is the greatest, but it can't stand to stay there for a long time, a few people at the beginning of the two sentences and teasing each other, after a while, they all covered their mouths and noses, and no longer made a little noise.
Just when Chu Ping was a little sleepy, he suddenly heard the sound of what seemed to be footsteps on the ground behind him, and just about to look back, several people were suddenly beaten by a burst of punches and kicks, and while being beaten, they heard the voices of what seemed to be several girls' families shouting: "Kill them, kill them, stinky rascal!"
Chu Yi and his wife were shopping in their own shop in the afternoon, while accompanying Chu Li and Xiuxiu to read some travelogue picture books to pass the time, and suddenly heard a group of people outside who seemed to be noisy, it seemed to be in the courtyard next door, and the little couple hurriedly ran out behind the customers who went out to see the excitement.
As soon as I came to the door of the grandfather's house next door, I saw Chu Ping and they were tied by several girls!
"These stinky hooligans hid outside the courtyard wall of other people's houses, peeking at the thatched houses of other people's little girls, and we caught them, the uncles and aunts of the Chu family, they have to give us an explanation today!"
It was a pretty girl in a light green jacket and a double bun, and at first glance she was the leader of the group of girls.
Chu Ping was standing in his yard with his hands tied behind his back, his head drooping, and when he heard that the girl in green had wronged him again, he hurriedly struggled to retort: "Who do you say is a stinky hooligan, who peeked at the girl's house in the thatched house!" You are wronged good people, let me go!"
As soon as Chu Ping shouted like this, even the people behind him began to shout and shout injustice: "That's right, you will beat people indiscriminately and beat me."
We're tied up, and it's unreasonable!"
The girl in green turned her head and replied, "You stinky hooligans, our sisters have been squatting for several days, and today we can be regarded as catching you, but I didn't expect it to be a gang, pervert!" It turned out that I changed places and ran outside the Xu family's courtyard, and it was light to beat you, so that you don't learn to play hooligans!"
Chu Ping felt at this time that he was really more wronged than Dou E in the play: "I said that it wasn't us!"
Chu Ping's aunt Qian was taken aback by this sudden situation, and only then did she understand the general situation, and hurriedly stepped forward to negotiate: "Although my Chu Ping is a little loose, he will never do such a lack of morality!" Girl, are you on a bad job?"
Chu Ping's father also stepped forward to explain: "My son will never do this, if he dares to do such a lack of morality, I will discount his leg today!"
"Daddy, it's really not me! I didn't, I was squatting on the side of the road, and suddenly they came out from behind and hit people without saying a word!"
Although the girl in green was not tall, she was not stunned at all in the face of Chu Ping, who was tall and tall, and raised her head and asked one by one, "You said you didn't, it's not you!" Then let me ask you, what are you big men doing when you don't stay at home at noon, running to the back wall of someone's thatched house? is also hiding behind the firewood of the Xu family, not to do something bad to see what is it!"
"We're going to stare at ......," Lu Jingang finished speaking, but was interrupted by Chu Ping.
Chu Ping didn't want Lu Jin to tell what they were going to do, after all, it was a private matter of the cousin-in-law, and now so many people were watching here, if they shouted out, everyone would know it, and it would not be good to delay the matter of the sister-in-law at that time! So he could only stiffen his neck and stiffen: "What does it have to do with you where we go, anyway, it's not about doing that immoral thing!"
After getting along with Chu Ping for a long time, Shen Luzhu, who is a cousin-in-law, naturally trusts Chu Ping's character, and resolutely does not believe that he can do these things.
The girl in green thought about the scene at that time, Chu Ping and the others were indeed squatting, so she nodded: "Yes, it's squatting, but who are you?"
"I'm Chu Ping's cousin-in-law, he is definitely not the kind of person who will do that kind of immoral thing, and he will help me do things when he goes out today, there is definitely a misunderstanding in the middle."
"You are his cousin-in-law, so naturally help him speak!"
Shen Luzhu continued to ask the green-clothed girl and said, "Since the courtyard wall of the Xu family is connected to the back wall of the thatched house, I guess it's not short, right?"
The other girl behind the girl in green, hearing this, felt that Shen Luzhu was talking about something useless, and choked and said, "The wall is high and the wall is short has nothing to do with whether he is a hooligan or not, you don't talk about those useless things here!"
Shen Luzhu was not annoyed, but continued to look at the girl in green and said, "Even if it is a low wall in our village, there must be one person to be high, and a few of them are squatting under the wall, how can they see the scene inside the wall, not to mention that there are four people in a group to brush the hooligans, how can a group of people go together for this kind of thing!"
The girl in green pursed her lips and looked at Shen Luzhu, as if she was thinking about what the other party said, as if there was some truth.
At this time, Chu Ping also remembered the scene at that time: "Yes! My sister-in-law is right! Our brothers were squatting with their backs to the wall at the time, and we were looking at the road at the entrance of the village, where to go to see the thatched houses in the courtyard of the Xu family, and the back of the head could still have eyes!"
"That's even more so, a few of them are not only crouching but also with their backs to the wall, so they can't see inside anyway!"
The girl in green glanced at Shen Luzhu in front of her, and then turned her head to look at Chu Ping and the little sisters behind her, and hesitated for a while, and had to admit that the scene at that time seemed to be really as they said, could it be that they really caught the wrong person?
Shen Luzhu saw that the girl was a little moved, and continued: "It's really a misunderstanding, I'm also a girl's family, I know that you must not have wronged a few of them on purpose, I just seem to have heard you say that you have been squatting for the past few days, did you find out that there were hooligans recently, so these people came out to arrest people together, but unfortunately they squatted there today to let you."
We're mistaken."
The girl in green nodded: "Recently, several little sisters have found someone sneaking on the wall to peek, so we got together and planned to catch him, but the result was ......."
Shen Luzhu smiled: "It's okay, it's just a misunderstanding, how can you let a few of you girls catch this kind of thing, go back and let a few young men help you catch it, you will definitely catch it!" After talking about it for a long time, I still don't know which girl you are, why don't you seem to have seen it before?"
"I am ......"
Before the girl in green could finish speaking, a few shouts came from outside the courtyard of Chu Ping's house: "Yuanshuang! You're all right, the people in the village said you caught some hooligans, and you said you're a girl, how dangerous is this! Let my aunt and me see that I'm not hurt! I'd like to see whose little rabbit cub dares to play hooligan, and I have to break his dog's legs, fat aunt!"
As she spoke, the fat aunt pushed away the crowd of onlookers, squeezed in, and saw a few men tied up in the middle, so she immediately rushed up: "Okay, you bastards, you dare to play hooligans in the village, see if I don't tear your face!"
The girl in green, that is, the fat aunt's niece Yuan Shuang, hurriedly took two steps forward to stop the fat aunt who was about to make a move: "Auntie, I'm fine! It shouldn't be a few of them, we seem to have caught the wrong person!"
Qian also hurriedly stepped forward, stood between Chu Ping and the fat aunt, and persuaded: "His fat aunt, it's a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding, it's not these children, they caught the wrong person!"
"Caught the wrong one?"
Shen Luzhu really didn't expect that this girl in green was actually the niece of the old acquaintance Fat Aunt, and hurriedly stepped forward to help explain: "Fat Auntie, it is indeed a misunderstanding, how could our family Chu Ping do such a lack of morality, the four of them are going to help me with my errands today, and it just so happened that the place where I was squatting made my sisters misunderstand, so I caught the wrong person."
"Errands?"
Shen Luzhu nodded, leaned into the fat aunt's ear and whispered, "Well, my shop has lost paper money again, so I'll ask Chu Ping and a few of them to help keep an eye on the village these days to see if there are any people who are not quite right."
"Ah, why did I lose it again! Which turtle king bastard did it again? It's a shame!"
The fat aunt has a very good impression of Chu Yixiao's couple, and she has a good relationship with the Qian family, listening to what her niece and several of them all said so, knowing that it is impossible for them to lie to themselves together, she finally put down her raised right hand, turned her head and said to her niece: "Since it is a misunderstanding, then it's fine, hurry up and let go of the children, it's a misunderstanding and what are you doing with others!"
Yuan Shuang trotted over and let Chu Ping and the others go with a few sisters, Chu Ping finally regained his freedom, moved his wrist, and said to Yuan Shuang: "I have long said that it was not me, but you don't listen! Come up indiscriminately, and you will be too ruthless in one beating!"
"Who told you to crouch in such a place!"
"Huh! You little girl!"
"Who do you say is the little girl, stupid big girl!"
Chu Ping was about to fight back, but his aunt Qian twisted his ear: "How do you talk to the little girl! People didn't mean it, what's wrong with a few hits from the big guys! Listen to Luzhu, Ming'er will take your little brothers to arrest that rascal!"