"Kirino, it's been a long time, but it's not my delusion, I remember Kirino-chan's age should be about the same age as Elio......"

"No, no, no, you must be misremembering, auntie, she's still in elementary school."

"Really? Well...... However, I always feel that Kirino sauce is a little different from before, well, where is it...... Hey, is my aunt already old?! Misremember?! ”

"No, no, the female aunt has always been very young, as the saying goes, if the sister is not three days, the country will be beautiful and fragrant, but Tong Nai has changed too much."

"That's it, oh, oh, so that's it, it seems that my aunt is still very young."

"That's it, the female aunt has always been very young."

"Alaala, Wu is really right."

"Ahaha......"

It seems that success has been obscured.

......

"Okay, because I don't know when I'll be able to go back, so you must not show your stuff during this time, you know?"

“...... Hum! ”

“......”

It's only one word, but that's an agreement, right?

From the beginning just now, Remilia's reaction was almost only these monosyllabic words that represented dissatisfaction, so Takeya couldn't understand her mind specifically.

In short, judging from the fact that she didn't say anything superfluous in front of her aunt just now, she should have reluctantly chosen to cooperate in her behavior, as for psychologically...... I'm afraid that I don't want his cheap brother to stab my heart right now.

To be honest, if it weren't for the desperation, he wouldn't want to use such a trick.

For his real sister who was inexplicably lying on the gun, Wu Ye was dying, and for the five-hundred-year-old "sister" in front of him, he was looking for death.

But what can he do if he is a pit father? It's impossible to work part-time, it's impossible to work in this life, and you can't do business, and you can only survive in this way, cough.

I'm sorry to string up.

Although it was a helpless hand to play, Wu Ye did seriously consider the specific feasibility in his heart.

First of all, Remilia was left to the outside world by Yakumo Murasaki, according to the habits of that youkai, a year is just a nap, maybe she will forget it as soon as her brain twitches.

In this way, Remilia's homecoming problem is far away, so even if you can fool the past with a friend as an excuse, a little girl who doesn't go home has lived in your house for a year and a half, and the female aunt's nerves will be aware of the problem.

Moving out of his sister's identity as a shield martial arts is also deliberate, first of all, although he and his aunt are relatives, in fact, even during the New Year's holidays, they basically don't move.

As an aside, before Wu was brought back by the female aunt, he didn't know that he had an aunt.

This situation largely guarantees that Takeya's lies will not be exposed too quickly, as long as he thinks of a way to send Remilia back as soon as possible, it will be absolutely foolproof at that time.

Even if at that time, his real sister, Kirino himself, saw the female aunt, he was sure that he would be able to prevaricate, after all, the ghost knew that it would be a few years later, well, it was not impossible for more than ten years.

"Ahem, in short, in order to be able to get you home quickly, and at the same time so that I can stay in this home well, now we want cooperation."

Regardless of whether Remilia was listening or not, Takeya took out a small notebook and took out a pen to write as he spoke.

"Now your identity is my sister, Kirino, for the time being, you ran out of the house over there to find me because of family conflicts."

Glancing at the batwing behind Remilia, Takeya continued:

"The content of the contradiction is as, well, my father found out that you have a severe secondary disease and wants to correct you, but you don't want to, and then you run away from home in anger, and finally come to 'take refuge' with my brother."

Closing the small notebook and pushing down his eyes that didn't exist, Wu also asked seriously:

"Well, do you have anything else to add?"

"Can you swear?"

“...... No. ”

"Then I have nothing to say."

“......”

Well, although there are still a lot of incomprehensible parts between the two of them in this matter, anyway, the process of seeking common ground while reserving differences is always tortuous, and they can take their time.

"Hey, why does Miss Ben have to pretend to be your sister?"

"It's all said, it's force majeure, what's wrong with you?"

"Humph......"

Remilia turned her head away in an awkward manner.

"What a shame for Miss Ben!"

"What, Kirino is a nice name, isn't it?"

"Stupid! I'm talking about identity! ”

"Not to mention that you are my sister, how can I make you live in the name of justice?"

“...... No matter what, I just can't accept it anyway! ”

The puffing cheeks couldn't be said to be really a little immature and cute, but at this time, Wu Ye was not in the mood to care about Remilia's expression.

After all, he didn't want to live with a dangerous person who wanted to poke himself in a hole every day.

The helpless Wu also just needs to keep lowering his requirements.

"It's not that you really want to be my sister, it's all said to be pretending, just pretend in front of the female aunt."

"Hmm......"

Remilia was a little moved, but immediately relented.

After all, the problem here is actually very simple, Remilia can't admit that a guy who has cheated her, who is younger than him, and who is weaker than him, has become her "brother".

Well, although the third question is still up for debate, Takeya is a human after all, so in terms of dignity and the order of the food chain, Remilia can't accept it.

At the very least, you can't accept it so casually.

But if it's just a disguise......

"Actually, it's nothing, anyway, you're a vampire, and you don't have to care about what the human world thinks or something."

"Hmm......"

"And I'm talking alone from beginning to end, if you don't open your mouth, then it's not an admit."

"Mmmm.......mm

"Besides, you don't really have to live in the outside world all the time, and no one will know about it when you go back."

"Uh-huh......!"

The last point finally came to Remilia's heart, and her first thought was how to return to Gensokyo and the Red Devil Pavilion, compared to which a slight temperance didn't seem to be a big deal.

Well, that's right, that's it! I had to do this so I wanted to go back soon!

Remilia, who forcibly hypnotized herself, quietly abandoned her already precarious discipline and silently bowed her head to reality, although she was still arrogant.

"Hmph, listen up, human, I, I will never call you 'brother'!"

The negotiation was successful.

It's good to be able to convince, although there may be more troublesome problems in the future, but compared to those, Wu Ye is still relieved for the sake of the current stability.

As for the title, he didn't care at all, anyway, he was pretending, besides, it seemed that he didn't even call his biological sister "brother" in his memory......