"Hey, why are you here, aren't you NEET?"

"It's really rude, when did the concubine have such a bad nickname?"

On a new day in Gensokyo, Hakurei Shrine welcomes a special guest, NEET Hime, a dead house who is known as never going out - of course, this nickname was taken by Takeya without permission.

"So, Kaguya, what's the matter with your coming here?"

Although Penglai people are not monsters, they are far from the word human in the ordinary concept, and in theory, Wu can also instigate Lingmeng to drive people away.

After all, Meihong hates Kaguya, Takeshi hates being beaten, and Reimu hates trouble, so to sum up, driving people is the best choice.

But after seeing Kaguya simply send Reimu away with a hundred yuan, Takeya completely gave up the idea of letting this witch drive people away-

You really can't afford to provoke the local tyrant, you can make the mill push the ghost, in the end, it is not certain who will drive who at that time.

"Let me start with it, it's not that far from the human world."

Wu was also very skillful in summoning the crimson spear and aimed it at the clear sky:

"If you want to do something, I'll be there right away."

“...... To be honest, I can say such a righteous and awe-inspiring thing as eating soft rice, I have really only seen you for thousands of years. ”

Silently despised Wu Ye, Kaguya turned his mouth and said:

"But Wu Ye, don't worry, I came to you today for business."

"Looking for me? Are you sure? ”

Although Takeya, who was still on guard in his heart, lowered the head of Gangenir's gun, he still had no intention of letting go:

"Normally, the guys who come to Hakurei Shrine are looking for Reimu, and then again, if you're looking for me, why don't you let the rabbit come?"

"Haha, doesn't that seem insincere."

Because he wants to come out and play something, Kaguya will never say such a reason.

"Alright, let's get down to business."

Kaguya first glanced at Reimu, who was drooling not far away holding the money box, intentionally or unintentionally, before asking:

"Do you remember what happened last night?"

"There were so many things last night, which one did you say?"

"It's the one you secretly went to Yonglin's room to mess around."

"Hey! You pay attention to your words, bastard princess! ”

Hearing this, Wu Ye was really angry, Kaguya's ability to confuse black and white was too strong, obviously she was taking her own to do things, why did she become the mastermind now.

"You guy, you shouldn't have been scolded yesterday so you want to find me as a scapegoat, right?"

The more Wu Ye thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case, otherwise why would Kaguya have to run all the way from the Lost Bamboo Forest to Hakurei Shrine to find him, is their relationship so good!

"Hehe, if Wu is willing to help me bear the blame, it will be great."

Kaguya didn't say it seriously, and his smile was unusually flat, I really don't know if those guys thousands of years ago were blind or how, and they actually fell in love with such a "Kaguyahime".

"But I'm here today for something else."

Kaguya straightened up, cleared his throat and said:

"Last night, Wu also stole a lot of medicine from the Forever Pavilion, right? It's a pity that we will always be a small industry, and we don't have any income in the first place, and yesterday's disaster made us even worse, so-"

Ignoring the stunned Takeya, Kaguya stretched out his hand solemnly:

"Please return the medicine to the concubine."

"I ......"

I've never seen anyone so brazen.

Wu who couldn't lift it in one breath was almost choked to death by Kaguya, you small industry? The 100 pieces that were thrown out just now like the garbage thrower were blind and I read them wrong, right?

This Nima is also shameless! Obviously, you forced me to stuff things, but now that something happened, you still came to cry poor?

Let's not talk about what trouble you caused me with those strange potions, if I could bring the medicine back, I would have lost your face a long time ago!

"Why, isn't it that Boli Shrine still wants to bully people and embarrass the little girl?"

Kaguya frowned, and the appearance of crying was enough to crush any man's heart, but Bracket Takeshi was still underage, and such an obvious deception was hard to ask him to cry with him!

is still a little girl, Lao Tzu has never seen a thousand-year-old little woman when she is so old! The number of forever seventeen-year-old BBAs in Gensokyo is going to increase again, right?

"If you insist on it...... Let's make a deal. ”

“......”

Kaguya's face changed so fast that Takeya was caught off guard, in fact, he couldn't keep up with Kaguya's rhythm from the beginning, the difference was that he was about fifty steps behind just now, and now he is a hundred steps behind.

"Hehe, don't show that expression, we also know that it is a little difficult for Wu Ye to take the medicine out of the outside world."

"You know that you still mention the difficulty!"

"When it comes to negotiations, the more chips you have, the better."

"Who's negotiating with you! From the beginning, you were talking to yourself, hey! ”

"Ruthless, Wu Ye, are you going to give up from the beginning to the end?"

"Come less! I've always been united with my sister! ”

"Sister Hong, speaking of which, Sister Hong's father has pursued me in vain, so I am commensurate with that stupid minister, doesn't Sister Hong want to be younger than me?"

No one knows what Kaguya will say again, her thinking has always jumped out, so until the next sentence makes Takeya completely blackface, he really doesn't know how big Kaguya's brain hole is:

"So, don't you think it's funny, Takeya? If the two of us do something, you're going to be a big girl. ”

“......”

"Hey, interesting, right? Mei Hong wants to treat you as a younger brother, and you actually want to be her uncle. ”

The glint in Kaguya's eyes was full of playfulness and cunning, and she looked at Takeya as if she was flirtatious:

"How? Got an idea? This is a big deal, and you can teach your sister a lesson in the future. ”

"I was dead before I did that......"

Let's not talk about how much Kaguya really wants to help him in such a way, let's just say that with Meihong's character, if he dares to do something, he will definitely not be able to open his mouth next time they meet, and he will be burned to ashes.

Sighing, after pulling the skin for so long, Takeya can be regarded as exhausted, Kaguya-hime's "wisdom" is indeed not an authority that he can challenge, and the gap of a thousand years is not empty in the end.

Wuye, who admitted defeat rationally, took the initiative to stop struggling, gave up treatment and asked:

"Okay, Kaguya, don't talk nonsense, what the hell are you here for today?"

"Hee-hee."

Takeya's concession makes Kaguya happy, no matter who the opponent is, the feeling of victory is always not bad, even if it is verbal.

"Okay, since Wu also said so, let's get down to business."

His eyes sank slightly, Kaguya put away his playful expression, and said with a faint arc at the corner of his mouth:

"No matter how the medicine matter goes, the result is that they are now in the hands of Wu Ye, right?"

“...... That's right. ”

"Now that you admit it, then things will be easy."

Kaguya smiled slightly:

"As the concubine said just now, this is a transaction, but our side has taken out the goods, so now, Wu Yejun, what price can you offer us?"