Chapter Thirty-Three: Dead Friends Don't Die Poor
As the so-called moon is dark and the wind is high, peeping and following the sky, I generally like to go out at night, especially the guys who go out at night, they must be honest and honest gentlemen.
For example, Wu Ya and Mei Hong, who are ready to sneak into Kaguya's house at this moment.
Wu is also counted as one, and Mei Hong is counted as one or five, these are all good men who are not afraid of people's words and dare to fight against secular morality to the end.
"Footsteps tapped! A sucker! You think we're here to shop? Are you going to let your family come out to meet you? ”
Splitting his head and covering his face gave Wu Ye behind him a scolding, as an expert in this way, Mei Hong never hesitated to teach Wu Ye how to be a good thief in her spare time.
Although it is taught with fists.
"Sister Hong, your voice is not smaller than mine at all, why don't you pay attention to it......."
Wu Ye touched the head that was already about to be swollen, and couldn't help but be depressed in his heart, Mei Hong's kung fu of hitting her head from side to face was really the pinnacle, and she could beat her forehead numb through the mask.
Although they had already gone out, it was too late to question it now, but Wu Ye still couldn't help but want to ask-
"Sister Hong, do you think our disguise looks hidden? It's not going to be found right away, is it? ”
"No, how could it be." Mei Hong pulled her big black hooded cloak, and said confidently: "It's so dark, when I go to the forest, even if I send a team of guards to find me." ”
"No, I mean me."
Wu also stopped, although he was covering his face at the moment, he still wanted Mei Hong to feel his depression.
He pulled a handful of his sister's red big black clothes, and then gestured to the top and bottom of his body, which was just like a bald man's skull on this big night, which would be reflective! It's hard to keep a low profile!
"Why did you make yourself so professional, but let me wear such a?" As he spoke, Wu Ye also pointed to the big word "dragon" on his chest, which made him ashamed and wanted to hit the wall.
"What kind of idiot would write such a word on his body? Still stamped on the chest? Is it better to write it on the back 10,000 times stronger than this? ”
"Then why don't I help you change it? Writing a word behind your back? ”
"No, you don't! That's not what I'm talking about! Do you understand what I mean? Wu Ye threw off his big white robe and said loudly: "You made me so obvious? Won't all the hatred be drawn to me then? ”
"Hatred is on you?" Mei Hong was stunned, and then nodded: "Yes, that's right." ”
"That's right......" Wu was also choked, and finally gasped: "You want to trap me, right!" Bastard girl red! ”
"Alas, why don't you open your mind, Takeya."
Mei Hong held her forehead and sighed, and said lightly to Wu Ye: "I ask you, ...... last time I fished you out"
"Eh, wait, that's not called fishing, it's saving, is it saving? Don't say it, I feel like I'm in. ”
"Tsk, it's really troublesome, then it can be saved," Mei Hong frowned and said, "Last time, we faced Kaguya alone, right?" ”
"Hmm."
"Then it proves that our previous guess is right, Bayi Yonglin hasn't come to the ground at this time, but we don't have accurate information, we can't be sure when she will come down, right?"
"That's right, go ahead."
"So, no one can guarantee that we didn't meet Bayi Yonglin last time, and we won't run into her this time, right?"
"There is a reason."
Seeing that Wu Ye agreed, Mei Hong nodded, then spread her hands and asked helplessly: "Okay, now I ask you, Wu Ye, if we are unlucky and bump into Bayi Yonglin, who will deal with her?" Is it you or me? ”
"Nonsense, of course it's you," Wu Ye naturally distanced himself from Mei Hong, and stated rationally: "You are from Penglai, and you can burn people, I am a bastard, don't worry, I will run far away when the time comes, and I will never let you be distracted to take care of me." ”
"By the way, I was beaten alone, right?" Mei Hong smiled hesitantly, and her words were full of gnashing of teeth: "Thank you so much." ”
"You're welcome, I should do it."
Completely ignoring Mei Hong's disdainful gaze, Takeya calmly accepted all the slander and generously and honestly admitted it all.
"Okay, we're talking about it away, Meihong, now I want to say why you want me to dress like this."
"Hmph, don't you understand? That's why. ”
Mei Hong smiled sinisterly: "Wu Ye, do you think the two of us are standing together, and others seem to be more dangerous?" ”
"This ......"
Mei Hong's question made Wu Ye slightly stunned, if it was in Gensokyo a thousand years later, everyone knew that he was a war scumbag, and there was absolutely no way to compare with Penglai Mei Hong.
But if a thousand years ago now, when no one knew them, a girl with strong spiritual power who was suspected of being a human being, and a girl with strange demonic power, and the ability to look and dress up would not look like a human at all.......
No matter how you look at it, it seems that you should be listed as the first target!
It was a moment, and Wu Ye seemed to understand Mei Hong's purpose for doing this.
"Sister Hong, you bastard is scheming against me!"
"Oh~hehe-"
Mei Hong crossed her waist and came with a standard queen three-stage smile, she looked at the crazy Wu Ye playfully and said, "Do you think I don't know that you want me to carry hatred and then shout 666 on the side?" Think beautifully! ”
Mei Hong gloated and said: "In case we are unlucky enough to meet Bayi Yonglin, then as long as she is not blind, the first person to chase must be you!" ”
"You're ......!"
"Don't worry, Wu Ye, I will definitely hide far away, and when she is about to find out that she has fallen into the trap, you are actually a scumbag, I will take action to get her in one fell swoop!"
"her? You're just going to give people a double kill! At this moment, Wu Ye was so aggrieved that he was about to cry: "Bastard sister Hong!" You can die by yourself, why do you have to take my life in vain, you won't die, but I will die! It's not a dream! ”
"So your head is not bright, you are stupid to me, to deal with Bayi Yonglin head-on?" Mei Hong sneered, and then suddenly said, "I'm going to catch Kaguya!" ”
"Kaguya?"
"Nonsense! Kaguya is our only chance of winning," Mei Hong said seriously: "I have been fighting with her for so many years, and I also have a little understanding of the situation on her side, Bayi Yonglin is a character that we will never be able to deal with, and there is no chance of a head-to-head duel." ”
"That's right."
The primordial god, the head of the moon, the great sage Bayi Yonglin, no matter which of the three titles are Wu Ye and Mei Hong, can deal with it.
"As long as we find a way to control Kaguya, Bayi Yonglin will not dare to act rashly, and when the hostages are in hand, no matter what gods she is, she will not be able to take us!"
"Yes, that makes sense!"
Wu Ye first nodded in agreement excitedly, and then suddenly froze.
"That's not right! Where are you pulling the topic! What the hell are we here for tonight? What are you doing with Kaguya? Aren't we here to find out? ”
“......”