Chapter 116: Let's Have Some Toilet Jokes
Jiang Kai did not take everyone away from the mountain gate.
Because in the past few days, there are a lot of Taoist priests from the Lushan Sect patrolling the mountain, and they are very vigilant.
So the group chose to walk from the cliff on the back side of the mountain.
Xuanqing and Ku Zhen dragged two people who couldn't fly up, while Lu Yun was already in charge of investigation at the gatekeeper, and his body was excellent.
As for Jiang Kai, he also refused to take a ride.
He stood on a large box, cast a magic spell, flew first and then flew, and went straight up as if he were on an elevator.
Lou Leshan, who was hooked by Xuanqing's collar, nodded approvingly: "To be honest, if it's a sword, it's really handsome." ”
Liang Zhiche, who was also grabbed by the back collar and suspended in the air, shook his head and retorted: "That thing cuts its feet, how good the box is, you can still sit when you are tired of standing, just like Magneto." ”
Jiang Kai thought of something, and burst out laughing:
"You say, if I use the magic of the Divine Thing to smash people with the of a septic tank, will even the Master of Babel be afraid of me?"
Lou Leshan crossed his hands on his chest, thought for a while, and asked: "It's like smashing people with a-stained mop, people are dung pens and books, toilet Lu Bu, then what are you?" ”
Liang Zhiche gave a thumbs up and said proudly: "That big brother is the dung sea maggot, the godfather of the toilet." ”
"Vomit" Ling Xun not far away couldn't listen anymore: "Amitabha, can you stop this topic?" ”
Lou Leshan looked at Lingxun, and then spoke again: "Is the godfather of the toilet the boss's chair a toilet?" ”
Jiang Kai glared at the two of them: "Lingxun said to stop this topic." ”
The two lowered their heads, and then heard Jiang Compassion muttering dissatisfiedly: "What kind of dung sea maggot, no matter how I say this, I have to be a little white dragon in dung." ”
Suddenly, a voice came: "Diqi, right?" ”
The three of them looked over, Qin Shenbo's smile disappeared, and then his face tilted to the side: "I didn't say anything." ”
"Yo, it's quite childlike, the interstellar babies are here." Jiang Kai quipped.
Ling Xun's expression was very hideous: "Qin Shenbo, why are you?"
At this time, Xuan Qing and Ku Zhen, who were invisible to everyone, were also in a very complicated mood, they glanced at each other and made eye contact.
"I want to throw them down.] 】
[Amitabha, me too. 】
[It's a pity that Jiang Kai is flying by himself. 】
[No wonder I refused your help, it turned out to be an emergency avoidance. 】
Soon, it was just a step away from the top of the mountain.
At this time, Jiang Kai suddenly said, "Take off the mask." ”
Everyone was stunned and asked why.
Jiang Kai said lightly: "Because in the face of the Lushan faction, we need to use the identity of the gatekeeper. ”
Although they were confused, everyone tacitly did not ask anything.
In the blink of an eye, the group landed smoothly in a remote and uninhabited place in the Lushan Sect.
"So what's next?" Liang Zhiche was curious.
Jiang Kai kicked the box: "Find a place to pick up this East XZ, otherwise I'll bring it here for fun?" ”
Ku Zhen had almost guessed Jiang Kai's intentions before going up the mountain, and it wasn't until Jiang Kai took off his mask just now that he was almost sure of his guess, and immediately asked:
"You want to frame the Lushan faction?"
"What planting? What planting? Master Kuzhen, don't talk nonsense, these are all evidence! ”
Jiang Kai crossed his waist and was confident: "They said that they were robbed by gluttonous ghosts, but in fact, the thief shouted to catch the thief, just to go to the Heavenly Master's Mansion without giving gifts, and this is what it is!" ”
The others also reacted at this time, and they were all surprised, and Xuan Qing hurriedly stopped Jiang Kai, who was about to move things: "Isn't this nonsense?" Just by relying on this thing, you want to sit down, are you thinking too simply? ”
He shook his head with some disappointment: "I thought it was Wei Lao's arrangement, if I had known that it was you who made your own decisions." ”
Jiang Kai rubbed his chin: "Isn't it enough, why don't you open it and take a look?" ”
Ku Zhen made a straight face, lifted the box a crack, and then frowned: "This is."
Xuan Qing also looked over, and immediately sensed an extremely fierce evil thought, and then looked up at Jiang Kai suddenly.
Jiang Kai didn't even bother to explain, he held his head high and speeded up: "Deliberately!" ”
At the same time, the main hall of the Lushan Sect was brightly lit, and the head of the sect, Gao Song, was calming the emotions of the seven or eight small Taoist masters.
One of the viewers wept with a sad face: "Master Gao, you said this. What is this called, you immortal fighting methods, why are we small fish and shrimp suffering? ”
This sentence is very level, almost like a complaint, Gao Song's face sank, and his heart said What do you mean, you are all innocent, you deserve to be re-affected by my Lushan faction?
But he still patiently comforted: "It's okay, isn't the person not hurt, and the things are not lost, this is a good thing." ”
The other viewer spoke very well: "Master Gao, Lao Wang, he is straightforward and fast-talking, but he is a little angry that these evil cultivators are too much to deceive people, and they have no other meaning, don't be careful."
Speaking of this matter, it's actually very strange, these gluttonous ghosts are not for killing, and not for property, so they will lock us up for one night, if that's it, forget it, but a few days ago, Wu Daochang sent back the news, saying that he was going to trouble the Lushan faction, which shows that the gluttonous ghosts are threatening you.
Aren't we also thinking about it, let's come to you together, one is to discuss how to deal with it, and the other is to think that there are many people and great strength, we have received a lot of help from you over the years, and we can't find an opportunity to repay you? ”
Although he still wanted to ask Gao Song for an explanation, Gao Song listened comfortably and went down the steps:
"Actually, I don't hide it from everyone, I'm also confused, we haven't provoked gluttons over the years, it's always been well water and not river water, why is this inexplicably staring at us?
But don't worry, since it's related to us, I will definitely give you an explanation, we have been monolithic for so many years, everyone knows what I am best, rest assured! ”
Even if Gao Song said those scenes, it was a shot in the arm for everyone.
But at this moment, a laugh came from outside the door: "Laughing to death, what are you hooking up to be?" Is it a villain who forces the veteran heroes away and drives them all out? ”
"Who?!" Gao Song was stunned for a moment, and then roared.
The door was pushed open, and Gao Song's pupils opened, and he found that all the Taoist priests of the Lushan Sect outside the main hall had been put down.
A young man of the third grade stood between two Taoist priests and monks who could not see the details, and behind him were five six or seven rank warlocks.
"You're gluttonous?" Gao Song glared at Jiang Kai angrily.
"Fuck you, a real gatekeeper."
Jiang Kai took a step forward and looked around at everyone, with an arrogant expression:
"Have you heard of the Martial Saint, Jiang Ziya?"
Everyone looked at each other, and someone had the courage to ask, "Are you the descendant of the Martial Saint?" ”
"No, I don't have a half-dime relationship with the Martial Saint."
"Then what are you doing with the Martial Saint?"
"Because my surname is also Jiang, Jiang Ziya's Jiang!"
Jiang Kai glared: "I'm happy to mention it, can't I?" ”
Thank you boss for looking at your 20,000 coins with light makeup, the boss is healthy and everything is going well, the career is smooth and the family is harmonious, the wife is beautiful and the child is smart, and he currently owes three more... Or four more...
(End of chapter)