Chapter 131: The Weasley Brothers Joke Workshop (First Update~)

It was Harry's most life-long time.

Sirius was a playful man, leading Harry across the Black Lake on a broomstick, building a giant snowman almost two stories tall with a spell and making it move.

He was eager to use it to trouble Snape, but before he could even enter the castle, he was enchanted by Professor McGonagall, who made him a snowman.

Take them to the Forbidden Forest and find the centaur friend.

However, the centaurs did not welcome them, especially when they saw Harry and Sirius, who angrily raised their bows and spears and chased them until they were driven out of the Forbidden Forest.

Ron plunged his head into the snow: "It's exciting! ”

Crook Hill crouched on his face, meowing and meowing a few times.

"They weren't so excited last time I came, what did you do to them?" Harry and Sirius looked at each other and asked the same question.

They both laughed.

Hermione had two owls on her head and looked at them angrily.

What a sedate man Harry used to be.

Why did Sirius become so childish as soon as he came?

"Jaime and I have gone to the centaurs to steal their bows before, and tried several times, but unfortunately we didn't succeed." Sirius sighed.

Harry replied with a smile, "The centaurs have strong healing magic and accurate archery, and I tried to talk to them, but it didn't work. ”

Sirius grumbled, "They're old stubborn! ”

Hermione sighed faintly.

What a sin the horses had to be, two generations in a row that had been so restless.

They also dived into the Black Lake to find the big squid.

But the merfolk found it, and that night, the little guy who had the honor of being the first flying mermaid in the history of the mermaid spotted Harry and chased them ashore.

Sirius looked at Harry incredulously.

There are his "enemies" everywhere.

They went together to drink with three brooms.

After drinking too much, dance in the bar.

George and Fred: What they do best.

Ron was envious that with Percy's permission, he still got a glass of butterbeer.

Crookshank was forced to jump along with him, meowing so hard that Sirius didn't even notice a few more claw marks on his hand.

But even if you are so happy, there are still regrets.

Sirius's regret was that he didn't find a chance to give Snape a smother, and his impression of slugs had indeed changed a lot, especially his abilities.

Harry's regret was that Lupin couldn't get involved.

Christmas coincides with the Full Moon.

The happy days passed quickly, and in the blink of an eye, Harry thought that the Christmas dinner had only passed, and the young wizards had already returned to school to prepare for the start of school.

Sirius could no longer stay in the school, he had no faculty position.

I could only reluctantly say goodbye to Harry.

He had to go back to Potter's mansion first, which was their future home - and Lupin's, of course, and the home couldn't be in tatters all the time.

It wasn't just those two things that made Harry happy.

Many of the ideas in his mind can be realized slowly after having Sirius.

The weekend of the first week after school starts.

Harry received a package from the little Sirius, with many materials that could not be purchased from Diagon Alley and Hogsmeade, such as the African tree snake skin and the horn of the two-horned beast that Harry had been thinking about......

It's basically contraband.

There was also a lot of alcohol, and Harry asked for a copy of everything he had drunk and hadn't drunk.

Hedwig and Bowes carried them back and forth more than twenty times, so tired that they didn't even have the strength to peck Harry, and lay straight on the table to rest.

I don't usually have much work.

But as soon as you have a job, you will be tired enough.

Don't let Penny make dozens of pounds of owl rations, they're going to strike!

Sirius didn't ask Harry why he wanted these things.

Perhaps, like Jaime's words, he would still be a little worried.

But this kid's personality is like Lily!

The girl next to him was also like Lily.

And the little boy of the Weasley family, who did not have the same "humor" as his two older brothers, was very much like Remus in personality.

This small group seemed to Sirius to be too mature and stable.

Harry gave him whatever he wanted.

The godfather is the godson!

Gryffindor Lounge.

Harry sat alone in the corner.

Hermione and Ron studied at a table not far from him.

In front of him, a pile of liquid in the cauldron was boiling slightly, and he was studying potionsβ€”not the orthodox potions in textbooks, of course.

It's a witcher's potion.

The wizards' potions are good, but some of them are not enough for the witchers.

For example, Harry's favorite blizzard, owl, and golden warbler have no substitutes for similar effects, let alone other decoctions.

After all, the magic potions of wizards are the result of thousands of years of growth accumulated by wizards.

It doesn't match the witcher.

The most important and crucial thing about a witcher's potion is the base wine.

Almost all potions and decoctions use a special drink called "White Seagull", which is a mixture of various drinks and herbs.

It was a headache for Harry.

Cherry wine is there, but mandela wine is not - the mandrake of this world is a magical plant with magical powers.

You can only try it slowly with other drinks.

George and Fred walked over.

"Hey, Harry." As soon as Fred said hello, he couldn't help but sneeze, this strong smell of alcohol, if it weren't for Hardy's magic spell to bind this smell around him, I'm afraid that the little wizards in the entire lounge would have been drunk.

"What are you doing, secretly drinking alone and not taking us with you?" George exclaimed, and was about to get a green bottle behind him, "What kind of wine is this?" ”

Harry glanced at it and replied lightly, "It's not wine, it's the venom of the Loba worm." ”

It was a magical creature that lived at the bottom of the North Sea, and its venom was extremely precious, and its poison was even a few points higher than that of the eight-eyed giant spider.

George immediately withdrew his hand.

Fred cautiously looked at a bottle covered in Polish: "What about this bottle?" ”

Harry glanced at it and nodded, "This bottle is indeed wine." ”

Fred was about to pick it up, and Harry added, "But it's 96 percent alcoholic." ”

Fred's hands froze.

George said bitterly: "Harry, this is not called wine, it is alcohol. ”

"It's really wine, and a lot of ordinary people use it to make drinks." Harry corrects his mistakes.

George was shocked.

Fred touched his throat in fear: "Muggles are so fierce? Even a wizard would die if he drank it. ”

"What are you looking for me?" With a flick of his wand, the brewing liquor in the cauldron vanished, the previous recipe had failed, and he now had to readjust.

"We're here because we want to discuss something with you." George took a deep breath, carefully rounded the bottles, and crouched down beside Harry.

Fred also lowered his voice: "Thanks to you, we have earned almost twenty Galleons in the Forbidden Forest. ”

"We've calculated that by next year, we'll be able to save up to a hundred!"

George's eyes were full of smiles: "The Weasley brothers joke workshop, which shocked the wizarding world, is about to be born, and it's all thanks to you." ”

"It's your own business." Harry stared at the two bottles of wine poured into the cauldron, and some herbs flew in and popped in.

"No, no, no." George shook his head, "Without the Forbidden Forest map, we wouldn't have been able to get this much material. ”

"And we've heard little Ronnie say that the map is your father's thing, and he belongs to you."

Fred sighed with a resentful expression: "It's equivalent to saying that we took your things and made a deal with you." ”

"White wolf with empty gloves."

"A treasure trove for nothing."

The two sang and harmonized, as if they had suffered a great loss.

Harry didn't speak.

"So we'd like to ask you, is there anything we can do to help?" George asked tentatively, "Even though we're just little wizards. ”

"And poor, not very skilled, how about a 10% stake in the Weasley brothers' joke workshop?" Fred struggled to say it.

It's not that they are reluctant to take a stake, they just feel that this is still a disadvantage to Harry.

With a flick of Harry's wand, a bag of Galleons spat out of the Sorting Hat and landed in their hands.

heavy, staggering George who was squatting on his toes.

"Harry?" George was puzzled.

This big bag, to the touch, looks like a galleon.

"Two hundred Galleons." Harry whispered, "I'll add half a percent of my investment." ”

George immediately put down the purse: "No, no, no, Harry, we can't use ......"

"I'm not done yet." Harry shook his head, "I remember you two knew some alchemy?" ”

George and Weasley held their heads high: "Of course!" ”

"There's no alchemy class at Hogwarts." George praised himself, "But we are confident that even Beauxbatons, who has chosen to practice alchemy for seven years, may not be as good as us." ”

Fred pointed to his head, "When it comes to pranks, we're geniuses, real geniuses like you, Harry. ”

Harry was serious: "As a shareholder of the Weasley Brothers Joke Shop, I would like to ask you to develop an alchemy bomb for me, and I have Professor Dumbledore's alchemy notes for you to borrow." ”

"Bombs? The Muggle kind? George was stunned.

Harry nodded, "Yes, to have a bomb with a magical effect." ”

George picked up the money bag and nodded, "No problem, I'll draw up a contract later, and Mr. Potter, who owns the Weasley brothers and jokes about a two-percent stake." ”

Fred turned his face and frowned: "But isn't it time to change the name?" The Weasley and Potter brothers' joke workshop? ”

George agreed.

Harry shook his head slightly, "No, you don't need to change your name. ”

The two of them were about to shake their heads and reject Harry's words, they weren't the greedy people.

Harry reached out and pointed at them, "Weasley." ”

He stretched out his hand and pointed at himself: "Brother." ”

George and Fred were stunned for a moment, laughed, and nodded, "Then we'll expect Brother Harry's alchemical notes from Professor Dumbledore." ”

I went out in the morning and got my ID card~

Try to write more today!

Wanjun, and it's also LV3, and there will be a fan title next month, praise you!!

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