Chapter Twenty-Four: The Troublesome Little Yellow Hair
Fang Chang picked out the mustard ones one by one, and his eyes hurt because of the spiciness, "I will never die again, at least not when Brother Fan is here." "
Yue Fatzi was drinking water next to him, trying not to laugh, but the more he drank, the more spicy it became, and when he looked at it, there were three big characters printed on the glass bottle, "Fang Chang, you also set up a chain of bamboo shoots." ”
Fang Chang wiped his tears (╥╯_╰╥)ง "People are not ruthless enough, and their status is unstable, I already knew that I would be arrested, and I would pit you at least once." ”
Su Fan was eating the crayfish that Fang Chang had picked up, watching the video of the beautiful woman cleaning the glass, and from time to time he was whining, ღ(๑╯)╰๑ღ) "This is life, very comfortable, Fang Chang, you hurry up and pick it up, it's not dazzling." "
Fang Chang lowered his head on the side and picked up the shrimp, "The slave obeys the order, so I will send it to the mother." ”
Su Fan took off his headphones and stared at Fang Chang, "What did you just say, you say it again, the wind is a little strong, I didn't hear it clearly." ”(。 ・ˇ_ˇ・。 :)
Fang Chang whispered, "I said that the slave obeyed the order, and he would serve it to the emperor in a while, and sooner or later he would clean you up." ”ᕙ(`▿´)ᕗ
Su Fan looked kind, "Who did you just say to clean up, Fang Chang, be louder, don't be afraid, all of us here are good boys."
was so frightened that Fang Chang stammered a little, "Abaaba, I said that I would clean up your room sooner or later, I am afraid of you, don't want it, you don't know." "(。 í _ ì。 )
Su Fan touched Fang Chang's waist with satisfaction, "I like to hear what you say, do you hear more in the future, otherwise I will play with your waist." "
Fang Chang shook his head Σ (゚∀゚ノ) ノ, "Hit baa, no, you can do it, my sister, she can't use it, my kidney deficiency can't sell for much." ”
Murong Xue, who was originally eating baked steamed buns with peace of mind, was not happy when she heard this, "What's the matter, I don't need a kidney, just karma, why, I don't agree, you go to Kayue Fat." ”
Fat Yue was quiet and didn't speak, took out a bottle of Six-Flavor Kidney Treasure Tablets from his pocket, and the three of them were petrified on the spot =͟͟͞͞ = ͟͟͞͞ (●⁰ꈊ⁰● |||), Su Fan patted Yue Fatty's belly, "Fat Yue, don't make trouble, I know you are fat, I don't know that you are kidney deficiency, you are directly fried This is not suitable." "
Fang Chang gave his charcoal-roasted pork loin to Yue Fatzi, "Brother, I understand you, eat more, it's useless to eat in the future." ”
Fat Yue pushed away the pig's kidney, "You are only kidney-deficient, I took out my father's special medicine, who knew that the special medicine was this." ”
When Fang Chang heard that it was not kidney deficiency, he hurriedly ate the pork kidney, for fear that someone else would snatch it away, "It turns out that it is not, then I will rest assured, in the future, Brother Fan can gag your waist, and mine will be saved, Meizizi." ”(。 >V<。 )
Just when a few people were messing around, a yellow hair on the table next to him suddenly began to play drunk, and teased Zhang Xiaoyu, who was doing his homework, "Little girl, do you want to accompany my brother to have a few drinks, a thousand glasses, and give it if you drink it." ”
Zhang Xiaoyu hurriedly dodged, with a frightened face, "I don't drink, you go away, don't touch me." As he spoke, he ran to Su Fan's side, and the yellow hair also followed, "Boy, you get out of the way, or I won't let you eat and walk around." "
Raising his hand, he slapped Fang Chang, but was stopped by Yue Fatzi, Murong Xue picked up the bottle of Xiaobaigan, and opened the scoop at Huang Mao's head, which made him dizzy, Su Fan made up another knee, and looked at him with disdain, "What did you just say, let no one eat and walk around." After being beaten, Huang Mao also sobered up a little.
Huang Mao stretched out his hand, "Hurry up and compensate, I can't afford this kind of injury without 100,000 yuan"
Fang Chang gave him two big pockets in the face, "Silly hat, we are in legitimate defense, whoever asked you to flirt with other little girls, you will compensate us for mental damage first." ”
Zhang Xiaoyu was also very cooperative, lying in Murong Xue's arms and crying, "Woo woo, this uncle is so ugly, he also teased me, and asked my sister to hold me, I was afraid, I was not allowed to let him go without 200,000." ”
Huang Mao vomited blood angrily, "Murder and heart, you can call me ugly, but you can't insult me for being poor." ”
Zhang Xiaoyu cried even louder, "Woo, sister, he bullied me, and said that I insulted him, obviously he didn't have the money to come out and pretend, and now he still says it's my fault, he is too bad, he must be arrested by the police." "
Su Fan took out the cut-off brick and threatened, "What should I do, just because of you, this child will definitely leave a shadow, and it may have an impact on her for the rest of her life, if you don't compensate me, it will be very difficult for me to do it." "
Huang Mao was angry, "Don't do it if it's difficult." As he spoke, he was about to lift the table and was knocked down by a bench by Fat Yue.
Fat Yue patted him on the head, "Hetui, it's nothing, you call your boss over." "
"Yes, yes, you wait for me, my boss will come over in a while, you all have to finish." Saying that, the little yellow hair went out to make a call.