110 Duan Zhiyan's comic friends
There are five people in the Feixin group, three men and two women. Duan Zhiyan and Ouyang Xi are girls, and Lu Kan, Li Heming and Tao Nai are boys. The five of them are friends, and they are also the team hardcore of the game.
Tao Nai went abroad to see his family, the five-person group lacked one, a few days ago they played games were all group savages, they had met the great gods, and they had also encountered pit goods, comparatively speaking, there were more pit goods. Therefore, Duan Zhiyan wanted to take her relatives to the game, and everyone thought it was a relative's child, but she didn't expect it to be her cousin in the end. The thought of what was said in the team made everyone feel embarrassed.
The three politely and obediently greeted Bai Rong Rong in the team, and then desperately protected Bai Rongrong's game character and apologized with practical actions. Feixin group, everyone spoke desperately again, asking what was going on with Duan Zhiyan's cousin.
Ouyang Xi: "Yanyan, didn't you say that you will go back to your grandmother's house for the New Year this year?" This is your uncle's cousin? ”
Lu Kan: "I haven't heard you say it. ”
Tao Nai: "What, what, what am I missing?" What are you talking about? ”
Lu Kan: "We're talking about Sister Yan's uncle's cousin. Hey, you're not in the country, and we can't find anyone playing games, so let's make up the numbers for Sister Layan's cousin. ”
Tao Nai: "Yanyan's cousin? That new star of oil painting also plays games. ”
Among the five people, Duan Zhiyan and Tao Nai are friends who grew up with each other, and Tao Nai knows a lot about the Duan family. The other three hadn't heard Duan Zhiyan talk much about her grandmother's house, and when they heard Tao Nai say this, they were instantly interested in asking.
Li Heming: "It's convenient to expand and talk about it?" Sister Yan's uncle's family still has people in the art world? ”
Tao Nai: "Bai family, do you know?" ”
Li Heming: "The Bai family I think of?" ”
Ouyang Xi: "Oh, will Auntie's surname be Bai soon?" Wow, it turns out that Yeon-yeon is still the granddaughter of the richest man. ”
Lu Kan: "Wow, it turns out that Sister Yan is a rich man." Sister Yan, do you need a little brother? In the next semester, I will be on call to carry my bag, play an umbrella, and write my homework. ”
Ouyang Xi: "Sister Yanyan, choose me, choose me, I am your most loyal little sister." ”
Li Heming: "The faces of your granddaughters who are the richest man are so ugly. Miss Yeon-yeon, your things have been dropped, and it is your most loyal little brother. ”
Duan Zhiyan: "......"
Duan Zhiyan: "Okay, you're not embarrassed, I'm embarrassed." ”
Duan Zhiyan knew that her friends were joking, and she wouldn't really curry favor with her just because she was the granddaughter of the Bai family. What's more, the Bai family became the richest man in Province H after Bai Gang took power, to be precise, she is the niece of the richest man, not a granddaughter. The difference between this word is very far.
Duan Zhiyan: "It's not Bai Qingqing who plays games with me, it's my uncle's second cousin." ”
Li Heming: "Isn't there only one daughter in the richest family?" That's what Baidu Encyclopedia wrote. What's the matter, the richest man still hides his children and dodges fines? ”
Ouyang Xi: "Fool, can you speak?" That's called protecting your child's privacy. Rich people protect their children's privacy very well, and they are afraid that they will be known by bad people and threaten their children's safety. ”
Lu Kan: "So, my uncle still loves children. ”
Ouyang Xi: "What uncle, who is your uncle." Yeonyan, this person is taking advantage of you. ”
Lu Kan: "Wronged, I'm not talking about it." ”
Tao Nai: "Yanyan, is the cousin you just found?" The one in the circle? ”
As soon as they heard this, the other three knew that there was gossip, and immediately sent all kinds of question pictures, what was going on with the gossip. Tao Nai saw that Duan Zhiyan did not object, and directly threw the screenshot of the gossip media report half a year ago in the group, so that the curious three little ones could understand what was going on.
After reading this, Sanxiao was not satisfied, and went to search for related news. It took a long time to come back after eating the melon satisfied.
Li Heming: "I'll go, sure enough, the wealthy family is wonderful." ”
Ouyang Xi: "It's even more exciting than the TV series." ”
Lu Kan: "Is your second cousin considered an illegitimate child?" ”
Ouyang Xi: "What kind of stalk are illegitimate children, aren't they twins?" ”
Lu Kan threw out a screenshot and said, "Didn't you say it was an illegitimate child?" ”
Tao Nai: "There are all kinds of rumors, who knows whether it is true or false." The Bai family said that they were twins, and if they lost one, everyone just regarded them as twins. ”
Ouyang Xi: "I'll go, the richest man in the country's peach blossom debt when he was young!" Mrs. Bai can really endure it, and she is willing to wear such a big green hat. ”
Lu Kan: "We don't understand the world of the rich. ”
Duan Zhiyan: "I'll go, you bastards, now playing the game, you actually hang up, don't you want to be ashamed." ”
The three of them then remembered that they were still playing the game, and quickly switched back, only to see the game ove
of the logo.
A check of the record is miserable.
The three little ones hurriedly apologized, but Duan Zhiyan said that he would not play.
Lu Kan: "I was wrong!"
Ouyang Xi: "I repent!" ”
Li Heming: "Sister Yan, don't be angry. ”
Duan Zhiyan: "It's okay, if you don't want to play, you won't play, I'm tired of playing." ”
Tao Nai: "You don't play games, just chat with me." I'm alone abroad, bored to death. ”
Duan Zhiyan: "Didn't you go to your third grandfather's house for the New Year, isn't it fun?" ”
Tao Nai: "It's boring, a group of banana people, I can't understand the words." Let's video, it's tiring to type. ”
Ouyang Xi: "Come on, start a group video." ”
Li Heming: "Wait for me to find headphones." ”
Soon, the five-person squad gathered and started video chatting.
First of all, Tao Nai, all kinds of complaints about the helplessness of foreign holidays, and the speechlessness of foreign relatives. Then there were other people complaining about the various strange relatives they encountered during the New Year, as well as their various strange problems.
It seems that this chat has become a special session for complaining, and the five of them are venting their dissatisfaction to the fullest.
Li Heming: "Sister Yan, what is your second cousin doing?" ”
Ouyang Xi: "I said Li Heming, why do you care about her so much." I don't like her, a junior child. ”
Li Heming: "Why are you talking so ugly, it's not her who is the junior, and she is also innocent." Besides, the Renbai family all admitted that they were twins, indicating that they were legitimate children. You are a little third child, who is your name? ”
Ouyang Xi: "Am I wrong?" Obviously ...... online"
Li Heming: "It's all rumors on the Internet. It's not that you don't know the news on the Internet, nine out of ten are fake. ”
Ouyang Xi: "I think you are defending Xiao San, and your thinking is not correct." ”
Li Heming: "Why am I not thinking properly, how can I defend Xiao San, am I not telling the truth?" ”
Seeing that the two were talking and arguing, the others hurried to play a round.
Tao Nai: "These are all Bai family's affairs, and they have nothing to do with us, so there is no need to quarrel over this." ”
Lu Kan: "Yes, yes, what you said is right, it all makes sense." ”
Duan Zhiyan: "To be honest, in fact, at the beginning, I suspected that my second cousin was an illegitimate daughter, just like on the Internet. Because my second cousin is so beautiful, more beautiful than my family combined, and it is definitely the pinnacle of our entire family's appearance. But my mom insisted that it couldn't be. Because of my grandfather's house rules, illegitimate children are not allowed to enter the door. My second cousin is really an illegitimate child, and the first one who didn't agree was my grandfather. Moreover, I have observed my aunt's attitude towards her second cousin, pity, guilt, uneasiness, and caution, and it is definitely not the attitude of a housewife towards an illegitimate daughter. ”
"But the uncle's attitude towards the second cousin is also quite strange, and he ignores it more often, and he is not very close. Not to mention two elders. My grandfather was a typical patriarchal and only liked his grandson, and his favorite was the capable Cousin Pai. When my brother came, he could be praised, and then he would only engage in research. My grandmother is more realistic, she only likes her cousin, then her own grandson, and everyone else stands aside. ”
"Before, I was the marginal person in the family. Now there is a second cousin. The two of us sat on the couch together and watched the 'excitement' of the others. ”
Tao Nai: "Touch Yanyan, feel distressed." The eccentric elders are the most annoying! ”
Ouyang Xi: "I won't talk about my cousin anymore, my cousin is so innocent." It's not what she wants to come back, and she is disgusted when she gets it back, these people are really strange. Thanks to my cousin, with my cousin by her side, Yeon-yeon doesn't have to sit alone. ”
Lu Kan: "It hurts me to think that Sister Yan meets this kind of elder every Chinese New Year. ”
Li Heming: "Don't pay attention to those old feudals, we also have them in our family, Shenjing Bing." The Qing Dynasty has been dead for hundreds of years, and it still prefers sons over daughters, so I really think that there is a throne to inherit in my family! ”
Duan Zhiyan: "Uh...... Don't be like that, I'm not so fragile, I feel like a little pathetic. If I don't talk about that, I want to see how beautiful my cousin is. ”
Lu Kan: [drooling.jpg]
Ouyang Xi: "I want to see the cousin in Yanyan's mouth who is more beautiful than the whole family combined." ”
Duan Zhiyan: "Wait." ”
Soon, Duan Zhiyan posted a video.
In the video, White Velvet is on the phone.
In the warm light, a young girl was half-bowing her head and talking on the phone. The slightly curly hair was draped over her shoulders, and some naughty hair was gathered on the girl's face, and the girl reached out to tease it. The contrast between the slender hands and the jet-black hair color stroke makes it impossible to take your eyes off it. The girl wore a milk tea coat and a pair of Chelsea boots on her feet, half leaning on the dark red bogu frame, and the light and dark colors collided, and there was the feeling of a fashion blockbuster. Feeling that someone was shooting, the girl turned her head and looked over, her eyebrows were picturesque, her eyes were ignorant, like the elf in the mountain, and the nine days of the Xuannu, which hit people's hearts.
Sure enough, this is beauty.
Lu Kan: "Comrade Duan Zhiyan, the time has come to test our revolutionary friendship. A request, give me your cousin's contact information, immediately, immediately! ”
Li Heming: "Sister Yan, no, my aunt and grandmother. Whether I, Li Heming, can get my daughter-in-law or not, it all depends on you, you must help me. Hurry up, give me my daughter-in-law's contact information, and I will immediately ask my mother to prepare a bride price, get married and enter the cave house, and hold the two of them for three years. ”
Tao Nai: "Cousin, my second cousin-in-law's mobile phone was stolen yesterday and I lost your second cousin's mobile phone number, I'll send me the number quickly." Thank you, cousin, for giving you a big red envelope of 9,009 for the New Year. ”
Ouyang Xi: "I'll go, don't you want to be so shameless." One shouted long live friendship, one called aunt, and one directly pretended to be brother-in-law. Tut-tut...... Oh man. I'm not so vulgar, I just want to post with the young lady, of course, if the young lady has other ideas, I can't do it. ”
Duan Zhiyan: "......"