"Are you sure you don't want to be bound to me?"

The prototype of the scumbag whitewashing system is as its name suggests, it is a bottle of dish soap of the Li ○ brand, it is trying to persuade the handsome in front of it at this time, and it can collect all the spring men to bind it and become its host, and work hard from then on, in order to quickly penetrate the liver to the end.

Shi Jing had no other emotions for this bottle of talking dish soap except for the initial surprise, and just looked at the person lying on the hospital bed.

This man who was tightly wrapped was him, and his physical body was certain.

At the moment when Shi Jing was killed by black powder, he thought for a moment whether he would go to Hades to report after his death.

Now it is clear that his unlucky skills have not diminished, and there is no chance of reincarnation, but instead he has ushered in a bottle of dish soap monster.

"I'm not interested, you can go find someone else." Shi Jing said lazily.

People are calm, without the consciousness of a person who has just died.

The scumbag whitewashing system has never encountered a host who refuses to be so easy, and he apprehensively flipped through the temptation of the "System Taming Host Manual".

"Are you sure you don't bind me? If you don't, you're going to die. ”

“…… Do you think someone like that can survive? Shi Jing pointed to the body that shook his head and sighed after being pushed into the emergency room by the doctor on the bed.

The scumbag whitewashing system thinks that he has captured his obsession, and the manual says that as long as the system gives the host what they want most, they will beg to bind to the system.

"I can bring you back to life, and you can still be alive and kick around without any sequelae."

After saying that, the scumbag whitewashing system stared straight at Shi Jing, wanting to see the enthusiastic eyes of this future host for the first time.

Shi Jing lost his desire to survive, leaning against the wall, showing a relieved smile.

"There's nothing wrong with dying, anyway, my hellish luck is fine this time, and next time I'll encounter all kinds of strange fatal events."

The scumbag whitewashing system moved up and down, and the sound of some liquid shaking could be faintly heard.

The system that was still puzzled called up the information of the time, and when I saw that the other party seemed to be entangled by the word bad luck from birth, I didn't encounter a pleasant thing.

However, because of the bad luck of the time, the people who were close to him had almost no good results, so the dean who wanted to sell him was exposed, and the aunt who beat him in the cafeteria fell and broke her hands, and she couldn't beat the beautiful child anymore.

The scumbag whitewashing system paused when he saw this, and this didn't look like pure bad luck.

I hurriedly read the rest again, and the scumbag whitewashing system took back what he just said, Shi Jing is indeed just pure bad luck, otherwise he would not be a 108-line star after his debut, and he will encounter crazy black fans wherever he goes, and the four cars crashed together, and there is no good visceral bones, no wonder Shi Jing doesn't want to come back to life.

This kind of unlucky drinking saliva will stimulate the life of various diseases, and if it is a scumbag whitewashing system itself, it doesn't want to continue.

However, understanding the life of the current situation, the scumbag whitewashing system also has a doubt.

The people who bind each system in the fast pass bureau are all people with great luck, on the other hand, the whole life has nothing to do with the word luck, and no matter how you look at it, it doesn't meet the conditions for selection.

Not to mention that the fast passage bureau gave him the assessment of "lovers of SSS-level gods".

All systems know that the gods love people, and they are the most favored people in the Heavenly Dao.

But the time??

The more the scumbag whitewashing system thought about it, the more confused he became, and he was even more confused when he saw that there were bees flying from nowhere.

No, the bees of this world can still bite ghosts?

The scumbag whitewashing system, who felt that his worldview was shattered, sent an emergency message to the fast passing bureau, asking if the bureau had locked the wrong person.

This time is weird, but it doesn't have much to do with the person it wants to bind.

The urgent email was quickly replied to.

[There is no abnormality in the locked characters, please bind the time scene to the scumbag whitewashing system as soon as possible and start the task.] ]

The possibility of making a mistake in the fast pass is almost zero, and the scumbag whitewashing system can only put aside his doubts, fly to Shijing, and drive away the biting bees for him.

"In this way, as long as you bind to me, I will let you get rid of bad luck, become a humanoid koi, and go to the peak of life from now on."

The system's efforts seemed to work, and Shi Jing touched the bag on his forehead and asked.

"First of all, what are you going to do?" There is no such thing as a free lunch, and it is definitely not his turn to be an unlucky ghost like pie.

The dish soap found him, but it was nothing more than some plot against him.

The scumbag whitewashing system hurriedly reported the task, "I am a scumbag whitewashing system, after the host binds to me, I will enter a different world to play the role of a scumbag, and without being discovered by others, I will successfully whitewash the role, and protect the target object for a lifetime until the end of the task, this is the host's task." ”

Hearing the scumbag whitewashing system finish talking, and called the host, Shi Jing smiled, no wonder it was a bottle of dish soap, it turned out to be called the scumbag whitewashing system.

Orientation aside, even if he hasn't shown it, since this system can find him, I'm afraid it has all the information about him.

But there is still work, and there are still necessary negotiations.

"This work doesn't sound easy, but it just gives me a light on the luck point, which makes it difficult for me to do things for you."

This is a loose mouth, and there is a certain willingness to bind it.

The scumbag whitewashing system is also actively fighting for itself, "Then in the host task, you can also increase the luck value to the host to the maximum, pick up money when you go out, and buy a scratch ticket to win 10 million?" ”

Shi Jing, who has not yet experienced good luck, has a smile in his eyes.

"Nothing else?"

The scumbag's whitewashing system flowed out of dish soap tears, and the ward was instantly filled with the smell of dish soap.

"I'm just a small system, and I'm not a big guy who is fast through the game, I don't have so many permissions, don't embarrass others with the host."

The word "people" was said by the scumbag whitewashing system, which is called an abrasive ear, Shi Jing rubbed his arms, and said expressionlessly.

"Take the dish soap back, and I'll be bound to you."

These words successfully made the scumbag whitewash system not torture Shi Jing's ears, and it immediately flew to Shi Jing's hand and established a binding relationship with him.

After binding, the scene is pulled into a pure white space, endless white, as if there is no boundary.

The scumbag whitewashing system flew in mid-air and introduced, "In the future, this is a place for the host to rest, and every time the host completes a task, he can come here to rest for a period of time." ”

That's a thoughtful thing to say, but it's like a place to rest? What about actors?

Shi Jing furrowed his eyebrows, wondering if he had bound this thing again and had bad luck at work, and said with his fingers pressed against his beating temples.

"No bed, no chairs, nothing, rest?"