Chapter 20 [Goblin Aristocrats?]
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CHAPTER XX
There is no reason to talk about this turtle.
Char ignored the resentment in the poor worm's heart, and since the negotiation failed, he directly chose the most straightforward solution: violence!
A certain philosopher of mankind once said that violence does not solve all problems.
Fortunately, the old guy also mentioned this sentence when educating Char, but the old guy's evaluation was very different:
"The guy who says this must be the kind of fool who is full and doesn't know how hungry a man is! Violence can't solve all problems, but it can solve most of them! If someone can't get along with you, then talking about philosophy with the other party at this time to convince people with virtue is simply taking off his pants and farting, and if it were me, I will rush up and hit him with a few big mouths and hit him all over the ground looking for teeth, so that when he sees you in the future, his legs will tremble and he will be incontinent - this kind of stupid thing is like the kind of fool who sighs that 'money is not everything'!
Remember, boy, if someone tells you 'money isn't everything,' then that kind of person must be the kind of poor and sour fool who likes to pretend. If someone tells you that 'violence doesn't solve the problem', then this kind of guy must be constantly bullied with violence and full of sourness. ”
Obviously, the old guy's education of Char was successful in this regard. So after Char finished the negotiation, he simply rushed forward with an axe.
The jīngs are still arguing fiercely, their opinions are not unanimous, and they are still arguing about a key question: who will go up first to play the striker.
In the tradition of the ground jīng, striker means cannon fodder. Their motto is: Fight last and rush to the front.
This is also the more fundamental reason why although there are many of them, they have repeatedly failed in regular warfare in the wildfire field, whether facing dwarves or humans.
Therefore, when Char actually took the initiative to pounce on him with an axe, the first reaction of these people was actually stupid.
It wasn't until Char rushed up to him and kicked one of the jīng leaders in the head, kicking the big carrot-like nose into the head that the other jīng scattered with a scream of "Okeok".
Char roared excitedly, and the battle axe turned into countless rays of cold light, slashing horizontally, vertically, diagonally, and diagonally...... After the four moves of "chopping wood" were completed, there were no more people who could stand on his side. The rest of the ground jīng also fought back after panicking, and the guys shouted and fought back with their short spears and broken knives, but Char held the big shield in one hand and hid half of his body behind the shield.
The shield was snatched from the giant Ni Gur in the four shows of the royal city, and the shield was more than a meter high, and in the face of this kind of shield, the earth jīng were very helpless: they were too short, and this shield was erected in front of them, it was like a wall, and if they wanted to attack Char, they had to keep jumping ridiculously, and then put their weapons over the shield to attack Char. Otherwise, you can only spread your legs and run around - but Jīng's short stature is really not good at running.
As a result, there is a ridiculous scene in the scuffle: Char is tall and stands out from the crowd, holding an axe in one hand and a shield in the other, while a group of jīng screams and jumps around him.
In the beginning, Char had the absolute upper hand. He took down a dozen jīng in one go, and then the guys began to learn to be cunning. A few of the Ground Jīng discovered Char's weakness: when he raised his shield, his feet were exposed.
So, the jīngs began to roll on the ground, rolling around while trying to stab Char's feet with their weapons.
The scene suddenly changed to Char standing there alone and bouncing around him, while a bunch of people were rolling on the ground.
The poor creature was completely stunned from afar......
This turtle is really a treasure: it was obviously a life-and-death battle, but he almost made people laugh out of their stomachs.
But the poor creature soon couldn't laugh anymore. There are also people with more intelligent brains in the earth, and they see their companions besieging this tough human warrior, but they see a poor worm next to them - although the poor worm's height is also terrifying, but at least the poor worm doesn't look as burly as the guy with the axe, and ...... The poor worm didn't have the kind of giant shield in his hand that made the people suffer.
A few people brandished knives and surrounded the poor worm.
Char was struggling to perform a tap dance, and he had already knocked out several ground jīngs, but his calves were also slashed several times, and one ground jīng's ground rolling knife almost cut off half of his feet. He was dancing happily when he heard a frightened scream from the poor worm, and when he looked back, he saw that the poor worm was surrounded by several jīng.
What are you kidding, that's the bait I'm going to use against the dragon, uncle!
Char stared at the cow and barked - uh, to use a more elegant word: Char's eyes were like lightning, and he let out a long howl. Then he threw the axe in his hand.
The battle axe drew a cold light in mid-air, and with a pop, it split the ground jīng that rushed to the front of the poor worm in half, along with the weapons and armor of the people!
The green blood sprayed on the poor worm's body, and this guy was so useless that he screamed and fainted.
Char had no weapons, holding a big shield and knocking several ground jīng away with his brute force, his strength was really not small, all the ground jīng that was knocked by him were broken bones, and then he rushed back in one breath, pulled out the fire fork inserted in his waist, and stabbed a fork into the ass of a ground jīng, and picked the whole ground jīng into the air, and then blocked a knife from the side, the shield struggled to hit it, spurting blood from the mouth of the ground jīng.
When Char ran back to the poor worm and pulled his axe back on the guy who had been split in half, the Devils finally ran out of courage, shouted "Okok", turned around and began to flee.
Char did not chase after those who escaped, but took out a bundle of rope from his baggage and threw it to the wanderer who was the first to be captured by him, and pointed to the ground jīng warriors who had been defeated by him, and made a few gestures.
The wanderer was completely frightened, and it wasn't until Char kicked it in the head that it came to its senses and quickly jumped up and went to work with the rope. This wanderer has clearly inherited the fine tradition of the land jīng: he likes to bully his own kind.
Although its own experience was already very miserable, it was obviously very happy to see these jīng warriors who were even worse than it, and tied those guys tightly and ruthlessly, and many of the jīng warriors who were lying on the ground with broken heads and broken bones also suffered a lot of black feet from it.
Char pulled the poor worm up, slapped her hard twice in the face, woke the poor worm up, and then said angrily, "I know you're useless! But I thought you, as a human, could at least defeat a jīng, but do you have any other abilities besides screaming?"
The poor creature blushed...... I don't know if it's because I'm ashamed or because I was slapped by Char, I covered my face and cried.
Char ignored her, glanced back at the wanderer Dijīng, and found that this guy was constantly bullying the injured Dijīng warriors with black fists, and everyone who didn't lose his breath was tied up by it like a New Year's gift. Char was not polite in the slightest, and pointed to the wanderer's land jīng, and then to the rope on the ground next to him.
The guy was stunned and hesitated for a moment, but when he saw the anger on Char's face, he quickly shrank his head, picked up the rope, and took the initiative to tie himself up.
With a little effort to throw the captives side by side, Char kicked the first captive, "Can you speak human language?"
The jīng Oak screamed a few times, and Char lifted it up and kicked it in the ass. Then he walked up to the second place: "Can you speak human language?"
The man looked at Char pitifully, then shook his head blankly.
Char was not polite, and lifted it up as well, kicking it in the ass.
The third Jīng saw Char come to him, and without waiting for Char to ask, he screamed and turned around and pouted at Char.
Char was so angry that he slapped the empathetic person into the air, and said angrily, "Isn't there anyone who can speak human language?!"
He asked twice, and finally got an answer.
The earliest wanderer jīng cringed and stretched out his head: "Oak, I, human words, speak." The strongest people, don't kick. ”
Char was a little surprised, stood in front of the wanderer, and looked at this guy curiously for a while: "I, Char, human, powerful!
The wanderer looked at Char timidly with those mung bean-like eyes: "I, Oaks, Dijīng, zìyóu." ”
Char glanced at it and shook his head: "You, Oaks, Dijīng, Suosuo, mine!"
This guy named Oaks had a complicated look in his eyes, struggled for a moment, and actually bolded himself: "No, I, Oaks, ground jīng, zìyóu." ”
Char raised his hand and made a gesture: "You, Suosuo, mine!"
"I, ground jīng, zìyóu. Oakes was visibly frightened, but still argued. Seeing that Char was about to get angry, this guy quickly retracted his head and looked at Char in fear: "I, Oaks, Dijīng, noble!
Ground jīng nobles?
Char was a little surprised, this guy is obviously a wanderer.
"You, nobleman, land jīng?"
A hint of resentment flashed in this Oaks' eyes, and he muttered, "I, Oaks, nobleman, lord of the earth, ......"
Lords of the land jīng?
Char was also a little surprised, but this Oakes didn't finish speaking.
The second half of it reads: "...... 地jīng lord...... Princess. ”
Char was dumbfounded, even the poor worm covering his face next to him was dumbfounded.
The ...... of the lord of the land Princess?!
Could it be that this Oaks is a mother?!!
"You, the princess?" Char's eyes widened, "You, the princess?"
Oakes immediately showed an indignant expression: "I, Di Jīng, male!!"
Char understood, and suddenly realized: "Di jīng, lord, female? So, princess, male?"
Oakes' face was full of shame, and he gritted his teeth: "Lord, male! Princess, male, too......! Run!"
“............”
Char collapsed...... The poor worm also collapsed......
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^_^ , I can't hang it or not~ Hmph
Now, is anyone willing to apply to make a cameo appearance as the lord of that land?
Take out the ticket~~~ Smash it, smash it, smash me~~
Oak ~ Oak ~ Oak ~
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