Chapter 101 is out of place because it's not perverted enough!
Emperor Chongzhen: "Senior Li is really a model for my generation, the eldest husband lives between heaven and earth, if he wants to be upright, he will be like some villains, just thinking about taking some crooked ways."
Hmph, villain one. β
Li He suddenly felt unhappy: "I said, what's the matter with you?" You're a dog emperor, it's itchy and skinny, aren't you? β
Emperor Chongzhen thought that he had caught Li He's sore spot, and was ready to get back the incomplete field that had been sprayed before.
Emperor Chongzhen: "It's just that I can't get used to seeing someone say that eating soft rice is so high-sounding, and I feel at ease, why, I said it was a sore spot?"
If you kneel down and kowtow ninety-nine eighty-one times for your previous offense, and then bow your head and admit your mistakes, I will not be unable to forgive. β
Zhu Youzhen had just finished speaking, and Li He's incarnation of Zu'an Hunting Mother was a crazy output to Emperor Chongzhen.
The system in the group had to warn Li He from time to time, and a lot of the information sent was some asterisk, and he didn't know what he said, and even the system didn't let him review it.
Needless to say, in the end, Chongzhen Emperor Zhu Youzhen was sprayed with dog blood by Li He, and in the end, he couldn't stand it anymore and went offline.
In the Forbidden City, Zhu Youzhen's roar was heard again......
Li He: What is it? This dog emperor is also really cheap, and he didn't go to trouble this dog emperor for the sake of these big guys.
As a result, he was good, and he turned around to get himself, didn't he find a reason for himself to get him?
If he doesn't squirt for a day, he's uncomfortable!
Typical of being a good eater and fun-loving!
Even Wei Zhongxian, who was watching the battle from the sidelines, had some sympathy for the dog emperor Zhu Youzhen.
Wei Zhongxian said in a strange manner: "His Royal Highness the King of Xin, when you say you, it's just a matter of human food, but you still love to play so much."
It's rare that Li Gongzi hasn't troubled you these days, you said you, and rushed up to find a scolding.
Do you think you're cheap? β
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Li Xuanzi on the side looked at the communication of everyone in the group, and he was also deep in thought for a while.
Another crooked floor!
Shouldn't this be your own business?
As a result, they chatted and chatted, and they moved on to other things.
Li Xuanzi: What are your concerns? The old man really can't keep up with your train of thought, hey!
Before, Li Xuanzi was still worried that he was sleeping with someone, which was a little embarrassing.
As a result, their focus is not on this aspect, which really makes Li Xuanzi have something to do.
If you want to say happy, there is still some loss.
But if you want to talk about loss, that's okay, at least no one pays attention to the fact that you are asleep.
Li Xuanzi found that the people in the heavenly chat group were very curious, at least they didn't care much about who slept with whom, and they didn't care about the age of the other party, anyway, they wouldn't suffer if they were beautiful.
It's more about how long you can do it!
There are even those who are proud to eat soft rice!
This is really something that Li Xuanzi didn't expect.
Are there so many perverts in the group?
One by one, they are not ashamed of eating soft rice, but they are full of yearning.
Li Xuanzi suddenly had such a sentence in his mind: I am often incompatible with everyone here because I am not perverted enough!
However, if you think about it carefully, Miao Fengyang is also quite good, except that he is usually a little domineering and a little older, he is perfect in other aspects.
If you want to have a face, you want to have a figure, you want to cultivate for yourself, and you want resources to give yourself more.
Especially on Guangmu, because of this kind of strength, Li Xuanzi always has an inexplicable desire to conquer!
If you think about it this way, it's not really ......
You can't be a ghost!
Li Xuanzi hurriedly threw this cowardly thought out of his mind, how could he have such an idea?
It's a shame for the monks!
I, Li Xuanzi, the first monk on the earth, am I the kind of person who eats soft rice?
Since he can reach his current height in a barren place like the earth, then when he reaches the spiritual realm, he can also reach the peak and become a Heavenly Venerable!
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System: "The group leader Aman sent a designated red envelope to group member Li Xuanzi......"
Dian Aman: "This is information about your world, read it slowly, if you don't understand, look for me." β
After Li Xuanzi opened the red envelope, what he got was the comic "My Heavenly Tribulation Girlfriend" that Aman read in his previous life.
In just ten minutes, Li Xuanzi finished reading this comic.
Li Xuanzi is now a powerhouse at the peak of his out-of-body body, that is, the fourth-order peak in the Heavenly Chat Group, and he can even break through to the distraction stage at any time.
It's just that she has been practicing double all these years, and she was sucked a little hard by ten thousand insects, and the essence of her whole body was absorbed by her, so she couldn't break through.
After Li Xuanzi left Wan Worm, he originally planned to find a place to retreat and break through to the distraction period.
After reading what Dian Aman gave, Li Xuanzi also set off an uproar in his heart.
He is really a genius, he is the first monk on the earth, and when he reaches the spirit realm, he still becomes the Tianzun, and even the strongest one among all the Tianzun.
It's just a pity that in the duel with the Demon Venerable Zhu Yan, he was sneak attacked by the three elders, Lingyu, Wild Beast, and Sword Venerable, otherwise......
Alas!
After all, it's still fate!
However, why is it gone after the duel between his son-in-law Ma Yingying and Lingyu, the sixth oldest?
What's next?
Broken dogs can't die well! γDog's Head Saves Lifeγ
Li Xuanzi: "@ε ΈιΏζ»‘, Lord of the group, why is there only a part?" What's next? β
Dian Aman: "No, that's all." Picking your nose [picture]"
Li Xuanzi: "......"
Roland: "Don't panic, I have experience in this matter.
Hey hey [picture]"
Li Xuanzi: "@η½ε °, so, what should I do, old man?" Please also give me advice. β
Roland: "What do you want?"
Funny [picture]
It's impossible for the group leader to have seen all the works.
And some of the film and television works are unfinished by himself, and the group owner has no way of knowing what will happen next.
So, which situation are you? β
Dian Aman: "You can't really blame me for this, I crossed before the comic ended, you have the ability to tie up Dao Ruisi to make up for the follow-up plot, otherwise I won't be able to make it up for you!" β
Li Xuanzi: I thought that the willows were dark and bright and another village, but as a result, what about playing me?
Dian Aman: "Actually, the ending or something, you should also guess it, in the end, it must be your son-in-law Ma Hero who won, and finally became an immortal, as for those characters who will be sacrificed on the way, I don't know." β
"Besides, you're all gone, why do you care so much? Is it related to you?
Funny [picture]"
Han Jue: "It's not good, it's the first time I heard the group leader say that someone in the group is going to be ga, is Brother Li okay?" β
Li Xuanzi said angrily: "Don't worry, it's not now, about 10,000 years later, I'll be smacked!" β
The corners of Han Jue's mouth twitched: "One, ten thousand years!" The history of my Hanxia is only 5,000 years! Excuse me, I shouldn't have asked!
The clown is actually myself [picture]"
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I seem to have a flu.,I'll be a change today.,Owe a chapter.,It's estimated that I'll have to take a day off tomorrow.,It should be possible to resume the update by Thursday at the latest.γ
(End of chapter)