Chapter 150: Missionary work is forbidden in the group!
Fahai: "Amitabha, the group leader, please listen to the poor monks..."
Because the group announcement also introduced some characters who may come from or film and television anime, Fahai has already made general mental preparations, and only then did he tell about his recent events and some things that have happened in his world.
Of course, only a part of it was picked, after all, Fahai still had doubts about the chat group after all.
And it was the first time to meet Aman, the leader of the group, and of course Fahai would not have to dig out his heart and lungs to tell everything.
However, it is enough for Fahai to say this.
Since hearing the 'Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon', anyone who has watched "Green Snake" can even guess which version of this Fahai is.
Dian Aman just didn't want to make a mistake and made one last confirmation.
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Heavens Chat Group.
System: "The group leader Aman canceled the one-hour ban of group member Fahai..."
Fahai: "Poor monk Fahai, I have seen all the donors, just now it is the poor monk Meng Lang, it is really a sin, Amitabha." ”
Dian Aman: "Master Fahai and I have communicated just now, and the other party is indeed from the sea of the world of "Green Snake", the handsome, very powerful and domineering Master Fahai.
The old rules, send everything you know.
By the way, I want seven floors this time, you all have no opinion, right?
@全体成员"
Han Jue: "No opinion, I haven't seen it anyway, I don't know, and I can't get it."
Funny [picture]"
Roland: "A little bit of an opinion, but not much.
The dog's head saves his life [picture]"
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System: "Group member Roland sent a red envelope to the group leader Aman..."
System: "Group member Tea Lao Jiu sent a red envelope to Aman, the group leader..."
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After all the insiders sent the red envelopes, Dian Aman waited for another three minutes before sending the sorted plot to Fahai.
System: "Aman, the leader of the group, sent a red envelope to the group member Fahai..."
Fahai: "Amitabha, thank you for the help of the group leader and the donors of the group, if there is a fate, the poor monk will definitely help you." ”
Li He: "The master is polite, just ask, can I learn Dawei Tianlong?" ”
Fahai: "Amitabha, the donor laughed, the Tianlong Babu Dharma Seal is the secret of my Buddhism, if the donor wants to learn, Fahai doesn't count, it depends on fate."
If you have a relationship with my Buddha, you can, but if you don't, don't look at it, Amitabha. ”
Li He: "In this way, I will trouble you again if there is something in the future." ”
Fahai: "Amitabha, the poor monk hasn't finished speaking, why should the donor be in a hurry to be disappointed."
If the donor Li He wants this great power dragon seal secret technique, the poor monk will give it to the donor, but this secret method needs to be combined with my Buddhism to be effective, whether to decide to learn, the donor, please think twice. ”
Li He: "Haha, I didn't expect you to be a wonderful person, master, but I'm a casual person, and I really don't have the perseverance to clean up the rules and precepts or something."
It seems that I can only miss out on your secret art, Master, and I have no fate. ”
Fahai: "Amitabha, the poor monk view of the donor has Buddha nature, if the donor changes his attention, you can come to the poor monk at any time, and my Buddha door will always be open for the donor." ”
Li He: "Hehehe, it must be." ”
Li He: Ma De, it's too scary, I just asked casually, and I was almost crossed into the Buddha by the other party, these bald people are too terrible, and we must not get too close to them.
Han Jue: "Haha, Li He, I think what Master Fahai said is right, you have a relationship with Buddhism, and it is a good place to join Buddhism."
snickering [picture]"
Xiao Yan: "It's just that there are so many secret methods in Buddhism, don't you want to learn them?"
Funny [picture]"
Li He: "Get out, if I enter the Buddha Gate, what will I do with my brothers who rebelled with Lao Tzu?" What about your own kingdom? Who will raise his dozen or so wives? ”
Dian Aman: "Brother go well, your wife and concubine, I will raise it."
Funny [picture]"
Li He: "···"
Cao thief!
Fahai: "In fact, the poor monks see that the group leader and all the members of the group have a relationship with my Buddha, you can have people who are willing to join my Buddhism, and the poor monks are willing to accept apprentices on behalf of the teacher, we don't have to be commensurate with the master and apprentice, and we can explore the Dharma together in the name of the master and brother." ”
All of a sudden, both those who spoke in the group and those who didn't speak were silent.
Good guys, this is a missionary to the chat group.
You're too wild!!
Is Buddhism all rolled like this?
Ordinary people, Fahai naturally looks down on them, but the people in this chat group are from other worlds, and it's time for my Buddha's thoughts to spread to other worlds and cross the severities of other worlds.
That's why Fahai will lower his profile so much, whatever you want, as long as it's not particularly excessive, you can open some back doors.
In order to spread my Buddha to all sentient beings, it is necessary to sacrifice a little bit.
Seeing that everyone in the group stopped talking, Fahai thought that the chips opened were not enough, so he was ready to continue adding.
Fahai: "My Buddhism also has a line of happy Buddha, if you are willing..."
"Get out!!"
Before Fahai finished speaking, all the big color critics in the group replied to Fahai with the word 'roll'.
Since then, there has been another note in the group announcement.
'Missionary work is forbidden in the congregation!' Missionaries are forbidden in the group! Missionaries are forbidden in the group!! ’
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Basically, he said himself by name, but Fahai also knew each other, and he didn't preach in the group anymore.
However, this does not mean that he is dead, and often takes some Buddhist secret techniques and sends them to everyone in the group in the form of red envelopes.
It can be regarded as a curve to save the country.
Even if Dian Aman is the leader of the group, he can't take care of everything, it's his own business for people to give out red envelopes, just like the big guys of Tongtian Sect Master, don't they also occasionally send out some red envelopes?
Did you say anything yourself?
No!
In a sense, they are also buying people's hearts, which is essentially no different from Fahai.
So Dian Aman can't stop it, and he can't stop it.
Besides, there are very few people who really respond to Fahai, after all, there are so many cultivation systems that everyone can learn, so why bother to practice Buddhism?
It's okay to say at the beginning, but to practice to a high level, you must have exquisite Buddhist cultivation and familiarize yourself with Buddhist classics, isn't this washing?
In the end, after being brainwashed into becoming a real Buddhist, is that still himself?
Isn't it nice to be a hegemon in your own world and be an emperor or something?
What kind of Buddhism, it's so abstinent, it's really scum!
Other ancients or other worlds are not mentioned for the time being, but how many people from the modern society of the earth can stand it?
I've joined the chat group, which is equivalent to a cheat, and I can still eat that kind of bitterness?
Endure hardships or something, put it aside first, enjoy it first!
(End of chapter)