123: Classification of family status
Gaia, Araye.
Gaia that prolongs the life of the planet.
Araye, who shunned the extinction of humanity.
The two major oppressive forces of the Moon World are also the administrator-like existence of the planet, that is, the gathering of the collective unconscious, the security device to avoid the end of destruction, to put it simply, similar to the existence of security programs, and has extremely high management privileges.
There is no such thing as emotion, and there is no specific form.
Not to say that it is high, but at least, it is not something that humans can see.
However······
These two guys are so good at dying.
Even Bai Hua can't stand it, if he doesn't leave it alone, sooner or later the earth and humans will finish playing.
So, when Bai Hua left the Moon World, the main body used its power to deprive a branch of the two major inhibiting forces, and three years ago, he descended into this world with Cúchulainn.
Of course, if you want to educate an intangible being to be well-behaved, the first thing you need to do is to create a body and then simulate a personality.
Believe that in the femdom ······ After education, they will definitely become well-behaved.
In the case of the [Vanilla] and [Chocolate] character templates provided by the One God, two cat maids, one black and one white, were born.
They became them.
It's a pity that Bai Hua calculated everything, but he never thought that he would become so virtuous after he fused with Gaia and Alaye, who were obviously simulating two very well-behaved personalities?
The physical level has reached the [mortal limit], that is to say, it is almost one step away from becoming [Divine Domain], but after doing some small things, the two Loli will tearfully pull Bai Hua and shout tired.
As a human inhibiting force, Alaye should be proficient in all human knowledge, but in the end, he can't even cook.
is such a two, and in the end, Bai Hua reluctantly arranged the work of cleaning the house.
Finally, they did their part.
At least, it played a role in front of Bai Hua.
In other words, once Bai Hua is not there, the home is the world of these two Lori, although the house was not demolished directly, but ······ In terms of living habits, it is not much better than Bai Hua, who is an idiot in life.
As a result, in just three days, the house was demolished as if more than 20 Erha were transiting.
At the same time, it also caused the scene of domestic violence in which the two little Loli were hung up and beaten at the moment.
"I was wrong, I was wrong, don't hit people, it's all done by Ya Sauce, I'm innocent, it has nothing to do with me——!" The white-haired little Lori was just tied into a cocoon and hung in the air.
"Actually, I didn't do anything, everything was done by my sister, and people dissuaded me, but Bai Hua, you should know that I'm just a sister, how can I resist my sister." The black-haired little Lori was hung in the same way, sighing earnestly.
Ignoring each other's shirking of responsibility, the pitiful appearance of the two is enough to arouse the sympathy of almost everyone.
However, I, Bai Hua, and Mu have feelings.
What's more, the two petite guys in front of them just look petite, and their real age is about the same as the year since the birth of the earth and the human race.
Will Bai Hua sympathize with the two 10,000-year-old little Lori?
Apparently impossible.
"Hehe~."
The sarcastic cold smile made the two Loli can't help but let out a sad scream.
Bai Hua shook the thick iron rod in his hand, and his unkind gaze swept over the two loli, as if he was looking for a new starting point.
"Admit mistakes? If admitting mistakes is useful, then what is the law for? ”
Bai Hua knows very well that Gaia and Alaye don't play the character of Fang Jiewa for three days, or rather, fish have a seven-second memory, but as long as they leave Bai Hua's sight, the memory of the two Loli will instantly return to zero.
"Okay, okay, let's let them go this time, boss, the meal is ready." Cú Chulainn smirked and walked out of the kitchen.
You know, he is a heroic spirit, to put it bluntly, he is a wage earner with two major inhibiting forces.
After knowing the identity of the two loli who came with him, Cú Chulainn was devastated.
The boss trains the current boss, and neither of them dares to offend, but Gaia can directly connect to the Moon World and inflict corporal punishment on the body in the Valhalla of the Moon World, how can this be explained?
Stop Bai Hua, let's not mention whether you have the ability to stop it, even if you really stop it, you will be hung up and beaten together afterwards.
As for following Bai Hua to train Gaia and Alaye to the point where they dare not face themselves?
Cúchulainn also did not think about it.
Even, he has long been dissatisfied with the two major inhibitory forces.
But what about afterwards?
His own Heroic Spirit Ontology will definitely be sent to Shi-chan, right!?
Therefore, in order not to allow the doppelganger and the main body to enjoy two parts of hell at the same time, Cú Chulainn can only use this way to protect his own life.
"I believe that they will know the lesson in the future." Cú Chulainn's face was full of smiles.
It's okay not to say it, but when you say it, Bai Hua is even more annoyed.
"You still have the face to say? How did I explain to you before I left? I want you to supervise them well and not to do anything about breaking down the house, but what have you done? Is it that during the three days I was away, you were out playing crazy and forgetting that this is home? ”
"Hah——? What's the matter with me, there are only four people in the family, who is the lowest status, don't you have any points in your heart? ”
Thinking that he had been called upon and beaten in various ways on weekdays, and that he did not dare to resist and to please the three of them, for a while, all kinds of emotions of grievance and anger erupted in Cu Chulainn's heart.
Bai Hua narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "Oh, that is to say, your dog's nature is difficult to change, and you also have a share in demolishing the house?" ”
“······”
The atmosphere fell silent.
Cú Chulainn lowered his head and did not dare to meet Bai Hua's gaze.
And the aura on Bai Hua's body gradually became dangerous.
Gaia and Alaye glanced at each other, and then forgot to Cuchulainn in anticipation, as long as the other party diverted the attention of that demon, wouldn't it be safe for him and the others?
That's when ······
"Ding-dong-ding-"
As the doorbell rang on the first floor, the atmosphere was abrupt.
After glaring at the seemingly honest three people viciously, Bai Hua put down the iron rod and walked towards the gate with some reluctance.
"—phew, finally gone."
With three neat and clear exhalations, the tense body begins to relax.
"Hey! Dog, why don't you come over and untie it for me. Alaye glared unceremoniously.
"Or do you think you'll be able to escape our grasp with the protection of this demon?" Gaia sneered.
The naked threat, and the ferocity of his cute appearance, made Cú Chulainn's face tangled.
Although he didn't dare to have any illusions about his boss, the completely different performance of the two when facing Bai Hua still made Cu Chulainn sad for a while.
Strictly speaking, his status in this family of four is really as good as his name - a dog!
And it's the kind of meat dog that doesn't kill a hot pot by the owner at any time.
Glancing at the direction Bai Hua had left, after a little hesitation, he picked up the spear on the ground and walked over.