Chapter 31: Street Maniac
Hua Wuchen came back to his senses, first stunned for a while, and then he didn't say anything, suddenly turned around leisurely, and shook the fan back to the room.
At this time, Han Moli also came back to his senses and explained with a smile: "Hey, they're all men." β
Xiyue glanced at him and snorted coldly: "Cut, it seems that there is no good thing in men." β
Then she went back to her room angrily and closed the door with a bang.
The corridor on the second floor was empty, leaving Han Moli, Han Moli saw that they were all back, and turned around to see that the door of the soft lady was bolted tightly, and he was itchy and anxious, and after being entangled, he stomped on his feet angrily, and simply went back to the room.
The night is silent, and the night is long.
Feng Xiyue and Hua Wuchen slept quietly and dignified in their respective rooms, only Han Moli was tossing and turning, and the futon and bed curtains were twisted in a mess.
The walls of the guest room are the same as those on the floor, and they are all thickened, but Han Moli's room happens to be next door to the soft lady.
He was entangled and curious, and he couldn't help but eavesdrop on the movement next door.
Although there is a thick wall to block and cover, ordinary mortals can't really listen to it, but he can't stand Han Moli's Jin Dan cultivation, and the exciting and seductive dialogue makes him itchy and unbearable, and he can't wait to rush to the next door several times, but he always remembers that the soft lady said that he would serve him alone, so he suppressed his impulse.
"No, this palace wants to add money, and I must join tonight!" Han Mo sat up and muttered to himself suddenly, he had obviously calmed himself down just now.
As he spoke, he walked out with his big sleeves, and as soon as he arrived at the door of the room, he turned back and said to himself again: "The young palace master of Zixiao Palace, why should he surrender his identity to compete with that mortal?" Also in the back...... No, no, no......"
As he spoke, he sat back on the bed and sighed repeatedly, and then he put his hands on his legs, and one leg shook unconsciously.
The long night was lonely, anxious, and he couldn't help but listen to the next doorβ
I only heard the soft girl's voice as her name suggests, and she moaned continuously, almost suffocating several times. Then the three of them also heard the sound of excited and tired gasps one after another, as if they were rushing into the sky, and each time they were excited to the extreme, they fell back, and continued to be busy with pleasure, refusing to stop.
Hearing this, Han Moli's whole body suddenly froze, and his legs stopped shaking, and then he trembled his right hand and touched it into his arms, turned out the five stone scatters he had purchased before, and then pressed a lot into his mouth, his eyes widening.
While pressing, he muttered vaguely: "Hmph, what about scrambling?" Even if this palace is a latecomer, then let these mortals see what it means to be a latecomer! β
After he finished speaking, he jumped up, opened the door and ran out, rushing straight out of the soft lady's room.
Han Moli originally wanted to use his cultivation to blow up the door, but he was afraid of frightening those mortals, and then because he was afraid of being afraid everywhere, the gains outweighed the losses.
So he followed the customs of the locals, and hurriedly knocked on the door and shouted: "Soft girl? Soft lady? This palace will add ten times their money, and quickly agree to let me in!" β
At this time, the voice of the soft lady came from the room, the voice was tired but still maintained enthusiasm: "No, the soft lady is really not good!" You'd better go back! If you're really in a hurry, just go to you as soon as the soft lady is done. β
The three drunks in the room were dissatisfied with Han Moli's interruption, but when they heard the soft lady say no, they were inexplicably excited, and they laughed like beasts: "This can't work, do you want to find other little white faces?" See how we punish you. β
As the men spoke, they seemed to have stepped up their efforts to do things again, and the soft lady immediately cried aggrieved.
At this time, due to the catalytic effect of passion, Han Moli came up with the strength of the five-stone scattered medicine he ate, and he stomped his feet eagerly outside, but he kept himself from breaking into the door.
Han Mo was reluctant to leave, so he could only sit at the door in a dilemma, and suddenly he raised his eyes in a hurry.
"Why don't you take this opportunity to have a baby!" He clapped his hands excitedly as he spoke, "Anyway, the crazy girl will be from this palace sooner or later, so it's better to hit the day than to hit the day......"
As he spoke, he staggered to his feet and trotted in the direction of Xiyue's guest room......
He thought that Xiyue was a monk, and the mortals around him were busy in the room, so no one would pay attention at all, so he blew open the door without any scruples and rushed straight to Xiyue's couch.
Han Moli, who was lustful, lifted the quilt with his big hand and pounced directly......
Han Moli closed his eyes and kissed: "Beloved wife, come and let your future husband kiss!" β
"Get out!"
Then, a slender white hand pushed his face away......
Han Moli knew that Feng Xiyue was angry, even if she pushed and shoved, she was not angry, and still posted it again with a smile: "Come on~ Let's hurry up and have a baby!" β
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"You ......," a familiar voice came from the doorway.
At this time, Feng Xiyue was standing at the door with a gun in the wind, and her tone was full of embarrassment and incomprehension.
And the person on the bed is not Feng Xiyue, but actually ...... Hua Wuchen!
I saw Hua Wuchen "snap", and suddenly a big mouth fanned over! Turned Han Mo away from the fan three times and fell crooked under the bed!
Han Moli was so aggrieved that he covered his side face and raised his eyes to look up......
At this time, Hua Wuchen's face was pale, his hands were clasped behind his waist, and he looked down at him on the ground with cold eyes, the fierceness of his eyes was the same as the look in his eyes when he made a mistake and was reprimanded by his father, and he subconsciously shrank back half a minute.
Then he turned his head to look at Xiyue who was standing at the door, thinking that it was over!
Soon after returning to their respective rooms, Xiyue found that there was no window after walking around the room, and she was dissatisfied, so she knocked on Hua Wuchen's door and said that she wanted to change with him, afraid that Hua Wuchen would not want to, and deliberately threatened him with the momentum of the senior sister. It turns out that the name of "Senior Sister" is really useful, and Hua Wuchen really agreed to change the room......
So, Han Moli broke into the wrong door.
Feng Xiyue, who had changed rooms, fell asleep early, and when she first fell asleep, she suddenly heard a loud sound of the door panel exploding, and she suspected that there was something strange about this tavern, so she rushed to the next door with a gun.
Who would have thought that she would see such a scene - Han Moli and Hua Wuchen lingering on the bed in rags......
"Sorry to interrupt!"
Xiyue suddenly withdrew from the door, and hooked her hands to the sides as she retreated, wanting to close the door for them by the way.
Who knew that the door panel had already been damaged, and it hung crumblingly for a moment, and then smashed on the ground with a "bang", revealing the full picture of Feng Xiyue.
Xi Yue smiled awkwardly: "Hehe, the task of giving birth to ten teas will be handed over to the sixth junior brother, hard work!" β
Then she said goodbye to Hua Wuchen and Han Moli and left.
"Huh?" Han Moli opened his hand and shouted urgently, "Listen to my explanation!" β
But Xiyue ran fast, and even though she heard his shout, she didn't look back, and disappeared without a trace in just a moment.
Seeing that she didn't listen to the explanation, Han Moli lowered his head and sighed.
And Hua Wuchen still stood in place with his hands clasped like that, without moving a step, but Tie Qing's face became even more iron-blue, and his body was filled with a lot of cold and anger.
"Brigitte, Amore, work!"
As Hua Wuchen's cold order was given, there was a burst of popping sounds in the room, as if the tavern was about to be demolished......
Xiyue pulled the quilt upwards and covered the top of her head shyly, but she turned a deaf ear, believing that the two were flirting.
With the sound next door, Xiyue was curious for a while, so she used her analysis technique to eavesdrop.
Soon, the indescribable movements in the surrounding rooms were like gongs and drums, and her face turned red and white when she heard it, but she was not interested in other people's bed affairs, and focused on searching for Han Moli and Hua Wuchen.
Who knew that the love words between them were a little strange, they were vague words such as "calm" and "spare life", although they were ambiguous, but unfortunately they were not intuitive, so Feng Xiyue was not satisfied, so she patiently wanted to hear something satisfactory......
At this moment, a rush of running sounded in the street outside the window, which alarmed the yellow dog of the neighborhood, and then dragged the long chain probe to watch.
At first she thought it was the wind blowing the window paper, but the sound went all the way downstairs to the tavern and then stopped.
"The gods are not blessed, and the heavens are unfair! The king is dead! β¦β¦ Die! Die, all of you! β
Xiyue was startled, she suddenly got up from the couch, and then ran to the window to find out.
I saw a young man running on the street downstairs, dressed as a woodcutter, he knocked on doors along the street door to door, and yelled and screamed, so that the yellow dog next door finally barked loudly.