"It's all mine"?
After a while, Fang Yang carried Zeng Liuming home
Zeng Liuming got out of the car and whispered: Thank you, Fang Yang
"You want to thank me so much? Why don't you invite me up for a few cups of tea? ”
"It's not good, my parents are still at home..."
"Haha, Colonel Zeng, go up quickly"
"Okay, then you go back slowly"
Fang Yang watched Zeng Liuming go upstairs
Zeng Liuming poked his head out again and said, "Fang Yang, go back quickly."
Fang Yang just nodded, and then... Continue to look at Zeng Liuming
Zeng Liuming shyly ran upstairs and hid in the door
Hey, why would she do this?
"Actually, it's not impossible for him to come for tea," Zeng Liuming thought
…
Following
Fang Yang returned the bicycle to Brother Guan first, and then walked into the classroom
Hey, Brother Guan, your hair has become less again?
Fang Yang then walked into the classroom
Fang Yang didn't care what class it was for early reading
"Oops, it's over, Mr. Wu will definitely say mine"
Fang Yang raised his head, looked at Zeng Liuming who was at a loss, and reluctantly took out his homework and put it on Zeng Liuming's desk
Ay?
Zeng Liuming looked up and saw that it was Fang Yang
Ah, thank you, Fang Yang
Fang Yang nodded, then continued to return to his seat and continue sleeping
Jingle bell, Wu Shengni walked into the classroom with a book
Let's get all the homework out, let's get it right
Come on, who didn't write homework, stand up
Yu Jingxiang looked at Fang Yang and said that Fang Yang was a real warrior, he first scored zero points in the Chinese test and then failed to hand in his language homework one after another
Wu Shengni watched Fang Yang stand up again, let out a long sigh, and asked
Hey, I said Fang Yang, why don't you like language so much? You first scored zero on the exam, and you basically didn't write your homework
Zeng Liuming felt more and more guilty when he heard Wu Shengni's words, and was about to stand up to explain the situation, but Fang Yang actually said directly:
I like Chinese but I don't like language exams
I think the language test is very dull, and it has an answer template for any question
A reading question asks the author's thoughts and feelings
And then the author will not answer?
I don't understand this language
Wu Shengni was stunned, and found that what Fang Yang said seemed to be the truth
"Then, then you can't stop learning Chinese, this college entrance examination is an exam."
"Besides, your literary attainments are not very high, are you?"
[Ding~ How can the host endure it? This can't be fought back? 】
[Release the task "Confidently say "My literary attainments have reached the peak, and I can be called the first person in the contemporary version of lyricism"]
[Note: The system will send you a few talismans this time]
Hey, it's all my charm, why does it sound so... Forehead... Useless
【??? How can I question the system, it's all my talisman that can erase all literary works, and at the same time erase the memories in other people's brains, but the host won't forget]
Fang Yang knew that he wanted to pretend to be B... is higher than other people's literary attainments, then this must be said today
Fang Yang said loudly: My literary attainments have reached the peak, and I can be called the first person in the contemporary version of lyricism
Wu Shengni laughed out loud, thinking that Fang Yang's language was so strong that he could say such a thing?
Wu Shengni is also quite researched in literature, so she doesn't dare to say such things
Wu Shengni said: I want to see what level you have as the first lyricist today, so let's do it, Cao Zhi can compose poems in seven steps, I'll give you seven minutes, you make a lyric poem, so that everyone can see how powerful you can be?
Fang Yang directly used all my talismans, and directly made them famous
"To the Oak Tree" disappears
Wu Shengni saw that Fang Yang didn't move, so she asked everyone to open their homework
"Come on, everybody first..."
At this time, Fang Yang spoke directly
If I love you, I will not be like a climbing flower, showing off through your high branches
If I love you, I will never learn from the infatuated birds, repeating monotonous songs for the shade
It's not just like a spring, it brings cool comfort all year round; It's not just like a dangerous peak, increasing your height and setting off your majesty
Wu Shengni listened to Fang Yang's poems, and couldn't help but appreciate Fang Yang a little, a high school student can think of such three sentences in seven minutes, and he can already see that his level is high
Bald, Fang Yang continued to speak
Even daylight, even spring rain.
No, that's not enough!
I must be a kapok near you, standing with you as the image of a tree.
…
This is the great love, and the steadfastness is here: love - not only love your majestic body, but also love the position you hold onto, the land under your feet.
With the end of Fang Yang's last sentence, Wu Shengni fell into a deep shock, this, such a beautiful poem, how could it be written by Fang Yang?
The class exploded
"Dig dig dig, this Fang Yang is really good"
"It's so romantic, who is this Fang Yang written for?"
"Hey, Fang Yang and Zeng Liuming both went back late in the classroom yesterday, could they...?"
With the appearance of this sentence, the classmates looked at Fang Yang and Zeng Liuming one after another
Wu Shengni also fell into retrospection at this time, and he was the same at the beginning......
"Ahem, it's okay, it's going to be the college entrance examination soon, hurry up and read your book" Wu Shengni returned to reality from her thoughts
Wu Shengni asked: Fang Yang, is this all your creation?
Fang Yang agreed: Yes, it was all created by me
Wu Shengni asked with interest: Who wrote it at this time?
Fang Yang touched his head and said, "Teacher Wu, I said that I wrote it casually, believe it or not."
Wu Shengni just smiled and didn't speak again
Then in the morning, Fang Yang was still sleeping without accident
…
The school bell rings at noon
Fang Yang walked directly towards Zeng Liuming's seat
"Let's go, Colonel Zeng, invite me to dinner."
"Ah, yes"
The two walked out of the school, and Fang Yang proposed:
"I know there's a new restaurant nearby, it's very popular, go try it?"
"Ah, good"
The two walked towards the restaurant, and the signboard of the hotel read: Huanglin Restaurant
Fang Yang looked at the signboard of this hotel, and suddenly felt a little familiar, but he forgot where he had seen it
The two of them walked to a window seat and sat down
The waiter also walked up to the two at this time and handed them the menu
Fang Yang took the menu and handed it to Zeng Liuming
"Zeng Daxiao flower, what to eat first, you order first"
Zeng Liuming opened the menu and saw that the price of the menu inside made her stunned
"Buddha jumping over the wall 699RMB/example"
"Braised shark fin 1299RMB/case"
"Boiling water cabbage 499RMB/case"
…
The dishes on the menu were a bit expensive for Zeng Liuming, but this was what she personally said she wanted to invite Fang Yang to eat
Fang Yang looked at the signboard of the Huanglin Hotel and suddenly remembered, isn't this the black card that the system gave him before?
Zeng Liuming was flipping through the menu, and the waiter on the side began to urge impatiently:
Hurry up and order, if you can't afford to eat, change places.
Zeng Liuming nodded awkwardly and agreed again and again
Fang Yang looked at the aggressive waiter and asked: Why is the standard of the waiter so low?
The waiter was stunned and continued: What do you mean?
The manager also ran over when he heard the movement here, and asked, "What's wrong?" Something happened
Fang Yang was about to look at the manager's behavior before making a decision, and was about to speak, when the waiter took the first step and said:
Manager, they don't order, I kindly reminded me, he began to talk about me, and said that the level of Huanglin Restaurant is too low, not worthy of him, manager, you have to be the master for me
Fang Yang heard the waiter's words and looked at the manager to see how he would deal with this matter
The manager has obviously gone through a lot, he has read all kinds of novels before, in which the protagonists are pretending to be poor and then slapping them in the face, he observed that the two of them did not have any valuable items on them, and they were still two students
But in order not to be slapped in the face, the manager said respectfully: "Sir, I don't believe you would do such a thing, but for the pleasure of your meal, can I take a look at your balance?"
Zeng Liuming didn't bring much cash at this time, how could an ordinary family have a meal of several thousand yuan
Fang Yang looked at the manager on the side and the waiter with an impatient face, and felt that this was a good opportunity
Fang Yang asked: Can you pay with a bank card?
"Yes, of course"
"Oh, manager, what are you talking about with the two of them? You see, there is no money, and the bank card may not be enough..."
"Shut up," the manager yelled at the waiter
"Manager, what are you yelling at me?"
Fang Yang took out the black card of Huanglin Hegemony from his jacket pocket at this time
The manager looked at the black card and was stunned, this black card of Huanglin Hegemony issued a total of 88 copies, each of which is extremely rare, and the manager also saw this legendary black card for the first time
The waiter on the side laughed directly when he saw the black card
"What the hell is this, isn't it a card you did to wash your hair, tell you, the highest card in our restaurant is the gold card, it takes 100W to get it, what are you..."
"Enough!" The manager shouted again, and the sweat on his head flowed down like he didn't want money
"Hey, manager, why are your pants wet?"
"Rub, you s*** shut up"
"That's... What's your last name, sir? “
"Last Name"
"Ah, ahaha, Mr. Fang, I didn't entertain you well before, please forgive me, please forgive me"
[Positive value +55 from the manager of Huanglin Baye Restaurant]
"Rub, this black card is so Dior?" Fang Yang thought to himself
The waiter on the side spoke again at this time: "No, manager, why are you..."
Bang, the manager slapped the waiter in the face
"You're fired"
"Wow, manager, how can you do this..."
Zeng Liuming didn't understand what was going on at this time, and looked at Fang Yang with a look of surprise
This is the classmate who gets along with you day and night, and one day he directly took out a centurion black card
It's incredible
Fang Yang: ( ̄_, ̄ ) Oops, low-key and low-key
The manager hurriedly said: Mr. Fang, you can take this card, and all consumption below 10W will be directly exempted from Huanglin Baye in the future
[Affirmative value from Zeng Liuming +99 points]
The food in this restaurant is still good, and it seems that Huanglin Restaurant is not a golden jade, and it is ruined
Zeng Liuming was still in shock at this time
Fang Ming smiled: What's the matter, eat quickly? Isn't it delicious?
"Ah, no, no, Fang Yang, why are you so bald, how did you get this black card?"
Fang Yang began to think seriously again, and then said: It may be that this Huanglin Tyrant saw that I was too handsome and gave it to me, no way, my brother's appearance has always been admired
Then Fang Yang looked up at filling in the blanks, but the sun was too shaky and had to take out a pair of sunglasses and put them on
After a few seconds of pause, he said: Hey, sometimes it's not a good thing to be so handsome like my brother