"Totally assholed."

glared at Bai Hua viciously, and immediately found that he didn't seem to have the strength to retaliate against the other party, Jiao Liu gritted his teeth, and all the lamentations finally turned into a helpless sigh.

"Alas——! What did I do to meet you, bastard, with a terrible personality that makes me outrageous. ”

"Hmm. Bad personality or something..."

Bai Hua scratched his cheeks, in fact, he thought that his personality was quite good, but he didn't know why, he would always be labeled as having a bad personality, Gilgamesh was, Estes was, and so was Jiao Liu now.

This is definitely a misunderstanding.

Obviously he didn't do anything... Well, probably?

"Well, it's rude to peek into someone's voice or something. But don't worry, my mind reading skills are only reading superficial thoughts, deeper memories and feelings, and very important secrets and the like, and I haven't gotten to the point where I peek without saying hello. Bai Hua said apologetically: "Anyway, I'm sorry, Jiao Liu, I'm really not good at emotions, if I don't use mind reading, I'm afraid that even normal communication will make people angry." Forgive me. ”

Otherwise, Bai Hua would not have had a conflict with Bai Yasha three times or twice because of a misunderstanding.

After that, an invisible aura around Bai Hua gradually lit up with a faint halo, and then slowly converged into Bai Hua's palm until it disappeared.

If you cancel the mind reading technique and add a sincere apology, the other party will definitely forgive this faux pas, right?

Bai Hua firmly believed, but he didn't notice that Jiao Liu beside him was becoming more and more annoyed and even frightened.

"What the hell—"

"Huh?"

"You've been maintaining your mind-reading skills lately?" Jiao Liu panicked, and learned in the conversation just now that Bai Hua's mind reading technique seems to be not only able to read the voice of the heart, but also the memory and feelings... That kind of thing, if it's looked at by this bastard, it's a public execution!

"Well, yes, didn't I tell you?"

"Not at all, bastard!" Jiao Liu Jiao'er's momentum was suddenly replaced by a fierce murderous aura.

"Well, anyway, there are so many strange gifts in the box court, and it's not surprising that there are some gifts like mind-reading, so you should think I'm that type. Communicating with friends with your voice is a novel experience, so don't be angry. Bai Hua smiled disappreciatively.

"It's not a new experience at all! It's better to say, Mao Ru is terrified, hey. By the way, you bastard really didn't peek at my memory? ”

"Rest assured, this is really not ······ Right? ”

"Give me a definite answer!" Jiao Liu's body trembled, thinking of some terrifying possibility, and hurriedly asked, "What memories did you bastard see?!" ”

"That... Sister Monkey's or something. Bai Hua's heart was weak.

He took his best friend... Altair's temperament swore that it was just an accident, and that he didn't want to understand feelings in this way because he didn't understand love.

“——！”

The atmosphere became quiet and heavy for a moment.

After a long time, just when the embarrassment was at its extreme, Bai Hua recalled the teachings from Altair, looked at Jiao Liu with a gloomy face, and seemed to understand the other party.

That's right, according to Altair's words, it is a very, very cruel thing to say directly about a man's crush, which will stimulate the weak mind of the other party, as well as the self-esteem that is almost impossible as a licking dog, and a little more serious will make him collapse, and even completely autistic.

But don't worry, it's very easy to do if it's the same sex.

After all, the crush will have some erotic delusions about the crush, so you just need to say all its secrets out loud and make a look of understanding each other's friends, and then disguise yourself as the other party's accomplice. In the case that the other party is shrouded in a strong sense of shame, in order to stop you from continuing, he will definitely smile and forgive you.

Well, although Altair's guy is usually unreliable, this kind of critical thing shouldn't fool people, right······

After thinking of countermeasures, Bai Hua cleared his throat, stretched out his hand with a solemn face, and patted Jiao Liu's shoulder, his eyes flashed with sincere feelings of understanding Long live.

"Ahem! Jiao Liu, it's actually nothing, isn't it just a crush on Sister Monkey? This is a very normal thing, after all, Sister Monkey is so beautiful, her temperament is so charming, even I am deeply attracted by Sister Monkey. So in private, I also have all kinds of delusions about Sister Monkey, and I will first (silence) and then (silence) or something, there is nothing to be ashamed of! ”

Such words were shouted out loudly.

For a moment, all the passers-by stopped, and the community that organized the Gift Game also blocked the propaganda in their throats, and the whole street seemed very quiet, both the sound and the action stopped for a moment, as if time had been suspended.

The only thing that moves is the ears of countless gossip.

and the many small eyes projected on Bai Hua and Jiao Liu.

Oooh! The class ruler agent of the East District, and the chef of the devil's restaurant on the lower floor of the Seal Box Court actually like the same person, and he has all kinds of delusions about that person every night.

Shocked, two strong men confronted each other on the street for a woman, who is green whom? Is this the degradation of licking a dog or the tears of humanity?

Such a powerful gossip made a group of viewers curious.

"Hey! Bastard, you just ... Say what? Jiao Liu's tone was completely cold.

"Well, I mean, I'm just like you, to Sister Monkey-"

"Shut up!"

“？？？”

"—kill [ ] you."

"Huh? What? ”

"Kill you. I'm going to kill you and kill myself!! ”

In an instant, the aura of terror seemed to materialize, and a violent gale swept the atmosphere. Jiao Liu's face was dark and shiny, one eye became scarlet, and the eye under the other eye patch also burst out with a strong energy response.

Even if Bai Hua was sluggish, he realized at this time that he had messed up.

"Jiao·· Jiao Liu, calm, calm, this is on the street. ”

Hearing Bai Hua's voice, Jiao Liu not only did not have a tendency to be calm, but became more and more violent, and muttered with empty eyes: "Die, die, just die." ”

With the scene at this moment, it is more terrifying than a horror movie.

"Goodong~"

Bai Hua swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and his sense of weakness was raised to the extreme, but he calmed down.

"I see, completely unconscious."

Saying this, he took a step forward without hurrying, raised his hand slightly, and fell. Just listening to a click, Jiao Liu really lost consciousness. And Bai Hua looked at a group of passers-by expressionlessly, and said righteously: "You see, it was he who did it first, at the moment of crisis before the [Final Trial of Mankind], in order to reduce unnecessary casualties, I started in pain, you have to testify to me." ”

It's just a little red.