Chapter 81: Finding the Right God for the Right Thing? Pull me to fight outside the Nuwa Temple
"Auntie".
"Shut up, I'm not your aunt, did you remember that I was your aunt when you went to Nuwa Temple to make trouble"?
"I, we didn't make trouble, really."
"Yes, Queen Mother, we're just going to incense."
"yes, yes".
……
The boy who knelt on the ground trembled in front of a graceful and luxurious, dignified woman in a phoenix robe, as if he was facing a great enemy.
The eldest grandson is innocent.
The wife of the current emperor Li Shimin, who is also the mistress of the Tang Dynasty's mother, received the interrogation documents from the holy aunt of Nuwa Temple last night, and recruited these culprits to reprimand them early this morning.
Syllable!
threw Wen Mu on the eldest grandson Chong, and the eldest grandson said angrily: "If you don't cause trouble, if you don't make trouble, the holy aunt will send a letter of reprimand, do you think that the holy aunt is the same as you, except for having fun all day long, she is causing trouble?"
"Why, we have a good study," Fang Yiai defended.
"Shut up, did you let you speak".
"Yes".
The eldest grandson Chong picked up the document and looked at it, it was a letter of accountability, and named their names, only saying that it was a blasphemy against the saints.
"Auntie, ask for wealth and find the God of Wealth, right?"
"Yes, what do you want to say?"
"It's right to ask for marriage and ask for the old moon."
"That's right, what the hell are you going to say".
"Auntie, we just went to worship God, and we definitely didn't have the idea of colliding with the great god Nuwa, we just found the right god, worshipped it, and put on the pillar incense," Changsun Chong closed Wen Mu and handed it back with both hands.
"Yes, yes, yes".
"Yes, find the right God, ask for the right thing, we just incense".
"Yes, yes, yes".
……
A group of sons and brothers echoed, or the eldest grandson Chong read well, what he said was clear, reasonable, and unfounded, so that people couldn't find fault.
The eldest grandson Wujian sneered, Brother Xindao taught him well, and Chong'er also learned to sophistry.
Reaching out to retrieve the text, she turned around and sat on the phoenix seat, and said: "Is it true that the right god is looking for the right thing, hehe, then let's talk about it, what did you ask Nuwa Niangniang for, and it made the holy aunt angry."
Say it well, speak slowly, and I'll listen.
At that time, the king of the Great Shang Dynasty mentioned a poem and had thoughts that should not have it, so the Great Shang Dynasty perished.
I'm curious to know if you little guys can make Datang follow in his footsteps."
Groov.
The boys and buddies present all turned pale.
What a big hat!
The story of the inscription poem of the king of Xuan angered Nuwa Niangniang, which led to the beheading of the dynasty by Niangniang and the destruction of the dynasty's luck by Wu Zhou, they all know this story very well.
But they didn't do anything that serious.
They just asked for something different.
The boys looked at each other, kneeling honestly, and Yu Chi Baolin stabbed Changsun Chong with his elbow and made a look.
You're the queen's nephew, you say.
The eldest grandson rushed to ride the tiger and arched his hand: "Auntie, this is how ,...... things are."
Changsun Chong explained what happened and what happened, including mobile phones, live broadcasts, comics, and Zhao Zhao's affairs.
The more the eldest grandson Wujian listened, the more his brows wrinkled.
Thinking that she is also a talented woman, how do you feel that many of the terms that the eldest grandson rushed out of the air are completely incomprehensible?
Stop.
"What kind of mobile phone, live broadcast, put it aside first, that is to say, you go to Nuwa Temple to make incense, what you ask is to ask Nuwa Niangniang to help you urge the draft, and let the comic author called Skywalker update the comic content quickly, right?"
Yu Chi Baolin smiled and said: "Yes, Queen Mother, the Lord of the Skywalkers is not a mortal, ordinary people can't urge the draft, that is, a great god like Nuwa Niangniang."
"Shut up".
"Yes".
Holding his forehead and shaking his head, he was very tired.
The eldest grandson Wujian raised his hand and waved, and ordered: "Come on, arrest them, escort them all to kneel outside the Nuwa Temple, and wait for the holy aunt to come out and be whipped ten in front of her, if the holy aunt is not satisfied, double it again, and beat until the holy aunt is satisfied."
A group of forbidden soldiers rushed in, and directly grabbed the sons and buddies present and dragged them away, no matter how they shouted.
"Come on, go and call Yuan Tiangang to come."
"Yes".
After a while, Yuan Tiangang, who was on duty in Si Tianjian, arrived.
"Minister, Yuan Tiangang, I've seen the queen's mother, I don't know why the lady summoned the minister," Yuan Tiangang, who was wearing a robe and had a beard, asked, his dark eyes making him look a little haggard.
Recently, he has a big headache about his uncle Yuan Shoucheng.
This uncle is also not worried, relying on his talent in mathematics, he actually leaked the heavenly secret indiscriminately.
No matter how many times I said it, I didn't change it, but I looked proud and complacent.
According to the report of the person sent to serve, my uncle has recently become obsessed with telling fortunes to fishermen and teaching them to fish, and it has been many days, and it has made people have a good harvest, and now he has been worshiped by the fishermen as living gods.
How can this work?
The harvest is a matter of heaven, and it is also related to the reproduction of the water tribe, if this annoys the dragon clan, I am afraid it will be another turmoil.
Headache.
Headache.
"Oh, Lord Yuan is restless, but is there something?" Seeing Yuan Tiangang's divine wanderings, the eldest grandson Wujian asked.
Yuan Tiangang was excited, retracted his mind, and said: "Niangniang forgives her sins, there is indeed something in the minister's family, which has pulled her mind."
But don't worry, the minister can handle it well, I don't know what the mother has to do to find the minister."
"Do you know that a Great Avatar of the Three Realms who claims to be the Skywalker?" The eldest grandson asked, looking curious.
Yuan Tiangang was stunned.
Skywalkers?
Among the three realms, it seems that I haven't really heard of it, I'm afraid it's not the hairy god monster in the horns.
"Not really, sis".
"Up to the Nine Heavens, down into the Netherworld, among all the famous immortals, Buddhas, gods and demons in the universe, there is no such honorific name, Niang Niang asked what is the matter"?
Eldest Sun Wujian nodded, and roughly retold the information that Eldest Sun Chong had told him.
Caricature?
Yuan Tiangang frowned, he seemed to have heard this word, as if he had heard it not long ago in the Holy Courtyard where the hundreds of schools of thought gathered.
It seems that it is a new Terran holy way, and it is also preparing Confucianism to take the lead, with the assistance of several other schools, and is ready to spread it in a big way, so as to share the luck of this comic way.
It's just that I haven't heard about it anymore, and it seems to be gone, and I haven't heard of such a thing as comics on the market.
"Niangniang, I've heard of comics, but I don't understand what mobile phones and live broadcasts are.
But judging from what you said, the mobile phone should be a magic weapon, and it also sounds like it has a function similar to a thousand miles of communication.
Well, I'll go to the Nuwa Temple now and take a look at the phone for myself.
If it is possible, see the existence of the self-proclaimed Skywalker again, and everything will be clear, and the time will come back to report it."
"Okay, there you go".
"The past does not forget the teacher of the future, this palace only hopes that the matter of King Wu's war will not be repeated in our dynasty.
Yuan Tiangang, it is your Daomen's requirement to downplay Nuwa Niangniang's influence in the world, if Niangniang's side is angry, it is natural that your Daomen should follow, and you should not implicate Datang."
Yuan Tiangang's face turned pale, nodded with a smile, turned around and withdrew from the hall and left.