Heavenly Court viewing area.

King Tota looked at the cute young man dressed in a boy and a girl and said, "Nezha, when did you have such a good relationship with Zhao Zhao"?

Nezha was also shocked.

"I don't know, I just helped him guide him last time."

……

At this time, Zhao Zhao teleported and disappeared, and a smoke exploded on the stage, and an emaciated old man with white hair and white beard, wearing gold on a white background, sitting cross-legged in the air, flew out of the smoke.

"I am Yuan Shi Tianzun".

Bang, the second smoke exploded, and a big-bellied poop, wearing a Taoist robe with a whisk in his hand, big up and down, like a big fat man with a gourd, appeared riding a big white pig.

"I am a handsome Taiyi real person admired by thousands of people."

Bang, the third smoke exploded, and out came a diminutive bear child wearing a red vest with a lotus pattern, brown cropped pants with a flame pattern, and a yellow belt, staring at a pair of dark circles under his eyes and a gold collar around his neck.

"I am, Nezha, haha".

Bang, the fourth smoke exploded, and out came a handsome son, wearing a robe, with dragon horns on his head, and a warm and jade temperament.

"I am, I'm Ao Bing".

The four people were juxtaposed, which directly made the viewing area fall down, and countless viewers stared out directly, and their brains were filled with question marks because the impact was too strong for a while.

"Hahaha, hahaha, Nezha, Nezha".

"How many days have you stayed up late, not only have dark circles under your eyes, but also shrunk."

Li Jing slapped the table and laughed, pointing at the demon boy Nezha who raised his hand, who was out of breath, and Nezha was also shocked at this time.

"What are you laughing at, what are you laughing at, I don't look like this," Nezha exhaled, his eyes around him were so stinging, but he didn't resist his anger and laughed directly.

"Poof"!

"Master, this is my master"?

"Giggles, this master looks, looks, looks so fat, hahahaha, it turns out that the master's retreat is a gluttony in the Netherworld."

The other side.

Taiyin Star.

"Hahahaha".

"Hahahaha".

Yue Lao slapped the table and laughed, raised his hand to grab the picture, crumpled it into a ball and threw it directly into the sky.

A meteor went up against the sky, pierced through the boundary of the starry sky after being formed by thousands of pieces, tore through the chaos, and smashed towards the Jade Void Palace.

"Hmph, madwoman".

The voice of Yuan Shi Tianzun sounded in the Jade Void Palace, and a handful of jade ruyi flew out of it and intercepted the meteor into it, and it didn't take a while.

"Bastard, how can Ben Sheng be so old, this image should be a brother."

"And Taiyi, but I haven't seen you for tens of thousands of years, how can you eat like this, bastard, where is the crane boy."

The crane boy, who was dozing off little by little, woke up suddenly, hurriedly entered the hall, and after a while, he hurriedly walked out of the Jade Void Palace with a volume of decrees and went to the flood wilderness.

Qianyuan Mountain, Jinguang Cave.

Taiyi Zhenren slowly opened his eyes, the long-term retreat was over, the injuries of the God Tribulation had finally recovered, and his mana had also improved by one point, which was very good.

"Well, let's see what the message is".

The ban on the Golden Light Cave was lifted with a flick of the dust, and suddenly a stream of golden light flew in, all of which were messages from visitors.

"Master".

A call, with a hint of cuteness, didn't run away, it was my beloved disciple Nezha, but the next sentence Taiyi Zhenren almost blew up.

"Master, you are so fat, the liar said that it was a retreat, it turned out to be a nostalgia for the world, and it was eaten like this, but you can't ride a pig, master, how shameful it is."

Taiyi Zhenren was confused.

Before he could figure out the situation, a crane chirped and Taiyi Zhenren hurriedly went out to greet him, and he was too familiar with the cry of the crane boy, and it was obvious that the teacher had orders.

The golden light flew out of the cave, and Taiyi Zhenren saw the crane boy in Yuntou.

"Crane boy, what does the teacher command"?

The crane boy shook his head, and the decree in his hand automatically flew up and landed on Taiyi Zhenren, sticking and hanging down.

Book.

[No feeding].

"Hmph, as my disciple of the Sect, if you look sloppy, you will be punished for not eating for a thousand years," Yuan Shi Tianzun's voice came out of the talisman and sounded in the ears of Taiyi Zhenren.

Ha?

Taiyi Zhenren's brain was buzzing, and he couldn't figure out what was going on at all?

Why did no one congratulate him as soon as he got out, but he was ridiculed by his lover and punished by the teacher.

He's wronged.

Who can listen to him!

At this moment, a number of golden books suddenly flew from the sky, smashed at the door of the Golden Light Cave and exploded into a greeting.

"Senior brother, pay attention to your image, it's not good to ride a pig," Yuding Zhenren.

"Taiyi, I've made you lose face by explaining the teachings, and I'll slaughter your pig for me right away," Guangchengzi.

"Taiyi, there is nothing to do to come to Zhongnanshan, remember to bring the food you have eaten, Poor Dao wants to share the way of refining with you, and also, your pig is good, enough eyes, for my brother to admire," Yun Zhongzi.

"Congratulations to the real person, to transcend the shackles of appearance, to prove the true self," Guanyin.

"Hahaha, Taiyi, you impress me, good pig, good pig," Manjushri.

"I'll see you when I have time, my Buddhist Lent rice is not long and the meat is delicious, I must like it, by the way, remember to bring your pig too, hahaha," Fuxian.

……

The creatures in Qianyuan Mountain looked sideways in unison, listening to the shocking news and laughter resounded in the mountains and forests, and Taiyi Zhenren died directly.

No!

Taiyi Zhenren directly ran away with mana, and the vast power penetrated the sky, turning the sea of clouds into a golden sky.

Golden snowflakes floated down and scattered all over Qianyuan Mountain, and for a time everything grew and the vitality was gloomy.

Good for a while.

The venting is over, but the heavy snow has not stopped, Taiyi Zhenren in the snow wept silently, crying very sadly, just now, the mana that had been recovered since the Great Tribulation of the Gods was gone.

Flying into the Golden Light Cave, Taiyi is ready not to go out for a thousand years, with this on his chest, there is still a face to see people there.

Just as he was about to go back to the Jinguang Cave, the mountain god of Qianyuan Mountain flew out of the rocks, looked at Taiyi Zhenren, and said with a smile: "Poof, really, real person, congratulations on getting out."

Taiyi Zhenren was like eating rat feces, putting on his face, looking at anyone's unhappy expression, and said: "Poor Dao is not interested in chatting with you, let's go."

The mountain god smiled, "Don't you want to know what happened and why you are suffering like this?"

Taiyi Zhenren's eyes widened, and he went up and grabbed the mountain god's divine armor and said, "Say, what happened when the poor path was in retreat?"

The mountain god shook his head and said: "It's not what happened in the retreat, but when the real person just came out of the customs, he happened to bump into something, poof, hahahaha, no, the real person is definitely famous in the Three Realms now, and no one knows it."

"Don't, nonsense, talk, hurry, point, say," Taiyi Zhenren's eyes were bloodshot and wanted to hit someone.

Seeing this, the mountain god knew that Taiyi Zhenren was already on the verge of rage, and raised his hand to summon the mobile phone to turn on the projection and landed in the air in front of him.

Taiyi Zhenren looked over, and this light curtain seemed to be formed by the Xuanguang technique, the water mirror technique and other thousand-mile observation techniques.

And the picture in the light curtain seems to be holding a grand event, and as the picture switches, there are not too many acquaintances inside.

Heaven's.

Ryugu's.

of the underworld.

Buddhism's.

Demons and monsters, immortals, Buddhas, and even mortals, there is everything, it is incredible, this kind of scene, before he retreats, I am afraid that it will not have become a big brawl long ago, blood is flowing like a river, and it is normal to ambush millions of corpses.

"Mountain God, once the poor path is retreated, the Three Realms will be in harmony?" Taiyi Zhenren is a little skeptical about life.

He has only been in retreat for 7,000 years, when did the changes of the flood and famine change so fast, so fast that people feel that an era has passed?

I'm too Yizhen, but I'm outdated?

When pigs fly.