53 The Opportunity of the Fat Man's Dog Dao
I'm a dog, Wangwang, I actually met a ghost in broad daylight, because I couldn't guess its origin, I just lay on the ground and pretended to be dead, silently thinking in my heart, you can't see me, you can't see through me, do you think I'm a hundred rotten?
In fact, this is called the method of fainting the heart, which was taught by my good brother Zhang Xiaonian, who became a zombie, before his death, whether he was walking at night or encountering something, as long as he pressed the tip of his tongue against the upper tooth chamber and fell to the ground and pretended to be dead, he could escape the catastrophe.
I don't know how long I lay down, and when I felt that my whole body was cold, the thing seemed to be gone. I tentatively opened one eye, but there was no sign of the thing, and then I stood up and looked left and right, but I didn't realize that the thing was really gone.
But at this moment, I was shocked, that thing suddenly appeared under my crotch, broke my temple, stepped on my table, and rushed me, you are not far from death, it was the temple that scared him just now, you built the temple in the middle of the horse, isn't that sick?
Uncle Red and Uncle Green, which one to eat when you are hungry? Pick one, eat it and let you go. Ah, I thought to myself, there must be something greasy in this, and I must not eat it.
But in the next second, the thing opened its bloody mouth, saying that if I didn't eat it, it would eat me. In desperation, I could only agree first, for fear that he would regret it, so I made sure again and asked him to keep his promise, so I considered it in my heart.
I've seen white dumplings, sweeping dumplings, and I haven't really seen this red and green, but this green looks comfortable, so I should eat vegetable dumplings.
Seeing that I had chosen that thing and handed over the green dumpling, I thought to myself, even if this thing is poisonous, it should be saved if I go to the hospital in a short time.
After silently reciting a pockmark blessing in my heart, I took a bite of it, which was a little sweet and salty, and it was quite delicious.
Hey, but when this green uncle turned into a toad, I was surprised, this is really a fraud, but the next second, the clams took advantage of my surprise when they opened their mouths and actually got into my mouth, and then a slippery one drilled into my throat, I wanted to stop it, but it was too late, and my stomach began to hurt sharply at this time.
Incomparable, I began to shout, and a lot of small green grains grew on my face, and the small grains grew quickly, and in a blink of an eye, they became green pus, and that thing really ran out again, and began to suck the green pus on my face with my nose, and soon the pus was punctured one by one, so fragrant, this is his meow is sucking my soul, and before I came back to my senses, the thing handed over a purple uncle and a yellow dumpling, the ghost really can't be believed, I eat your big watermelon roll, the dignified Northeast immortal family actually invited a hairy ghost god to stop, It's really a god and a ghost, this is the soul of the dog in my body, and it is also the opportunity I got after becoming a dog, it has a great origin, it is the ancient beast Panhu, there are detailed records in the ancient mountains and seas, I changed from a person to a dog, and then because of the three flowers with the currency to change back to the human body, opened the way of people and dogs, just happened to have a relationship with Panhu, I entered the Panhu door, but the whole sect is now only I and Panhu this trace of the remnant soul, and this Mao to God is a small god believed in by the folk in northern Shaanxi.
Although the so-called South Wuchang and North Mao Ghost are gods, they are evil gods, and when the vicious villain takes revenge or harms others, he will worship at home, and even build temples for him, and also pray for the people he hates to receive a box lunch as soon as possible.
This fat man is a real dog, and by chance he entered the ancient dog god under the Tiger Sect, and now in the era of the end of the law, the entire sect only has this trace of dog soul.
Fortunately, the Panhu is fierce and powerful, biting the hairy ghost god who persecuted the fat man, but the hairy ghost god has the power of faith in the world, and naturally he is not afraid of the Panhu who only has the remnant soul turned into a black mist and dissipated directly, and then turned into a cloud of black mist in the air to recondense, and laughed at Panhu is an expired dog thing, but he can rely on the power of faith to survive in the world forever.
When Panhu heard this, he immediately fried his hair, moved the dog's legs down, and bit towards the head of the hairy ghost, but the next second he was directly pressed by the dog's mouth, and the dog had only a trace of residual soul, and he didn't even have spiritual power, and he dared to shout, this time I will let you completely dissipate, stinky boy, wake up, if you don't wake up, our sect will be destroyed.
After Panhu called, the fat man finally woke up, after standing up, the Panhu mage behind him floated, buzzing, an explosion of energy, the fat man and the Panhu people and dogs were one, and the hairy ghost god also lost the target of the attack, and then a dodge rushed towards the fat man.
The fat man's combat power increased dramatically, and he threw the hairy ghost god to the ground at once, and exploded on the ground with all his might, bursting out bursts of smoke and dust, and when the smoke dispersed, the whole body of the hairy ghost god was blown into the mound.
The fat man was attacking further, but the body of the hairy ghost god turned into a black eagle again, but the fat man had already expected it, and the fangs in his mouth popped out, and he bit it again, but he was possessed by a mad dog.
What are you crazy about? The fat man didn't speak in the root qi, his hands turned into strength, and he quickly cast a wave of combos, hitting the ground and shaking the mountains, and the soil flew, and then a dodge jumped out of the pit, and played its bloodline skills The dog planed the top, and frantically filled the soil of the pit artery into the pit, and shook the ghost with the soil, the so-called ghost does not touch the ground, nor does it touch the soil, and the soil can set this kind of Antu method to deal with this kind of miscellaneous ghost afterwards but then wiped a mouthful of blood, quickly pinched the trick, the blood of the man and the dog sent you to kill, and the one who owes the common people has to return it to the common people after all, from the common people, and perish in the common people, Finally, the hairy ghost god was temporarily suppressed.
The fat man came to the tricycle, and after checking it, he found that the car had broken down, and he couldn't help it, so he took Xiao Nian's Guan Gong and a car of sister-in-law in the wilderness, so he decided to bury it on the spot, but the disk guard in the body stopped him, because the fat man hit the black donkey at the next level, and his body was stained with black donkey blood, and his whereabouts must have been exposed.
The fat man made a bold decision, first buried Xiao Nian, and then stayed here, God came to kill the gods, and the immortals blocked and killed the immortals, stained with the last drop of blood, but also to keep Xiao Nian's body safe.
At this moment, a cat appeared, and this cat was the little brother of Da Ye, who appeared in front of the coffin at this moment, and the corpse of the little lady must have had a strange force.
But after the fat man became a dog, he didn't know Dugu's situation, and after driving away the wild cat, he lit a lighter, burned his sisters-in-law first, and worked hard for a long time, and built a simple grave for Xiao Nian, and then kowtowed sincerely, recalling the bits and pieces of himself and Xiao Nian.
At this moment, the cold of the clothes hit, don't move, why? Because it is a fierce spirit, it is straight and wide.