Chapter 101: Sun Wukong calculated

When Sun Wukong heard this, he hurriedly looked up.

I saw an auspicious cloud in the distance, slowly coming, and there were three people standing on it, one in a yellow robe in the middle, and two attendants in purple robes next to him.

So he asked, "Which monk is here to support the Jade Emperor?"

The great monk smiled and said, "I heard that you are bold and want the Jade Emperor to abdicate?" Is there such a thing? ”

Sun Wukong scratched his head, he didn't remember saying this, but he had this temperament, he was not afraid of heaven and earth, and he was not afraid of big things.

So he said, "So what? Who are you who dare to come to Lao Sun (peacemaker)? ”

The monk smiled and said, "I am the Western Elysium, Venerable (Shakyamuni), and there is no Amitabha Buddha in the south.

I heard that you are rampant in the countryside, repeatedly violating the rules of heaven, unrepentant, and contrary to the heavenly palace.

I don't know where you were born, and when you attained enlightenment, you were so violent and arrogant? ”

Sun Wukong said: "I was originally a heaven and earth generation spirit mixed immortal, an old ape in Huaguo Mountain. The water curtain cave is a family business, and a friend is looking for a teacher to understand Taixuan. How many methods of immortality are refined, and the changes in learning are boundless. In the mortal world, the land is too narrow, and the heart wants to live in Yaotian. The Lingxiao Treasure Hall has not been for a long time, and the kings of the past generations have been divided. The strong should be respected, and the hero should dare to be the first. ”

Hearing this, he sneered: "You turned out to be a monkey and became a sperm, and you are so bold as to take the throne of the Jade Emperor God?" Do you know that the Jade Emperor has practiced since he was a child and has experienced 1,750 eons of suffering. Each eon, one hundred and twenty-nine thousand six hundred years.

Do you calculate, how many years should he have before he can enjoy this supreme path? How can you, a beast who lived in the first life, say such a big thing! In vain for the mortal people! Even more vain to be a monk in the world! If it goes on like this, won't it cost you your life?

Take refuge in my Buddha as soon as possible, and don't talk nonsense in the future! In case you are poisoned by a certain monk, your life will be suspended in an instant, but it is a pity that you have practiced for many years! ”

Sun Wukong didn't care which one he could, he opened his mouth and said: "Although he is old and slender, he shouldn't be here for a long time." As the saying goes: 'The emperor takes turns to do it, and he will come to my house next year.'" 'Hurry up and let him move out, give this heavenly palace to me, and give it back.' If you don't let it, hehe, I will definitely disturb the heavenly court, so that he will never be at peace! ”

The monk said: "In addition to the method of growth and change, what other skills do you have?" Dare to occupy the Heavenly Palace? ”

Sun Wukong, the demon king, is not bad, he just loves to show off, as soon as he heard this, he came to the spirit and said: "Although my realm is not high in the Three Realms, I have many means!" I have seventy-two changes, and I will never grow old. can drive somersault clouds, a hundred and eight thousand miles. How can I not sit on the throne? ”

The Buddha said: "A cultivation of the realm of (one thought to the sky) dares to boast of Haikou? Well, I'll make a bet with you; If you have the ability, a somersault cloud hits me in the palm of my right hand, and you win. You don't have to fight hard with swords, I will ask the Jade Emperor to live in the West and give you the Heavenly Palace;

If you can't hit my palm, you will still be a demon in the lower realm, and you will honestly practice and cultivate again, and wait until (Taishan Beidou) to quarrel with me again. ”

When Sun Wukong heard him say this, he smiled secretly: "This (Rulai) is very stupid!" My grandson went 108,000 miles with a somersault. His palm, less than a foot in circumference, how could he not jump out? ”

Thinking of this, I wanted to agree, but at this moment, Sun Wukong's ears came to the voice of the Tamarin King.

"Old Seven, don't be deceived by him, you see his realm, it is the blue light of the body, it should be (unprecedented) or (Taishan Beidou) realm."

Sun Wukong was also stunned when he heard the words, and hurriedly looked at this smiling monk carefully, but he didn't see that the cultivation was the two next to him, but it was the realm of (one thought to the sky).

So he replied: "Sixth brother, don't worry, Lao Sun will deal with it, you just wait to live in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace."

Sun Wukong immediately spoke: "Since you say so, have you become the master of the heavenly court?" ”

The great monk named (Shakyamuni) said, "Do it! Do it! ”

So he spread out his right hand, and the palm of his hand instantly became the size of a lotus leaf.

Minghu was in the distance, he saw it clearly, and sighed secretly in his heart: "It's over, this time, Da Luo Jinxian can't keep it."

The bystander Qing, Minghu was in the distance, and he clearly saw that Sun Wukong had been trapped by this great monk's (too illusory realm). . . .

The authorities, Sun Dasheng, leisurely did not know, when he saw that the other party had stretched out his palm, he hurriedly collected the wishful stick, shook his might, and stood in the palm of (Buddha's) hand.

said: "I'll go out too!" ”

I saw him all the way, and he turned out without a shadow.

(The Buddha) looked down and saw that the monkey king's windmill generally couldn't stop, just moving forward.

Sun Wukong is soaring through the clouds and fog, hurrying away.

Suddenly, I saw that there were five flesh-red pillars in front of me, supporting a stream of green energy.

Sun Wukong thought: "This is the edge of the sky, and we have reached the end of the Three Realms." When I go back this time, this (if I come) testifies that I must be sitting in the "Lingxiao Palace", hahaha. ”

Immediately, the monkey spirit muttered, "Wait a minute! I have to leave some marks so that I can confront that. ”

So, plucking a hair, blowing fairy breath, and shouting: "Change!"

The hair turned into a tube of "thick ink double pen", and he jumped up, and wrote a line of big characters on the middle pillar: "Monkey King, come here." ”

After writing the matter, I collected a hair. Suddenly, I had a urge to urinate.

Sun Wukong looked around, made sure that there was no one around, took off his pants and sprinkled a bubble of monkey urine under the first pillar.

During this time, from the time it went to heaven, his monkey urine was left in every corner.

In his own words, it's called male monkey peeing and zoning the territory. In the future, the scope of this urine will be his.

This time, I won the gamble, and this statement came true, and I was happy.

Sun Dasheng shuddered for a moment, then lifted his pants, flipped the somersault cloud, returned to his original place, stood in the palm of (Rulai) again, and said, "I went out, and now I'm back again." You go and ask the Jade Emperor to let the Heavenly Palace and me. ”

(Rulai) scolded: "You urine monkey! Do you think you've flown out of my palm? You haven't left my hand yet! ”

Sun Wukong had long expected that he would cheat, so he said: "You don't know."

I flew to the end of the sky, where there were five pillars of heaven, supporting a stream of green energy.

I know, you're going to be fooled, and you deliberately left a mark there, do you dare to go with me to see it? ”

He said, "You don't have to go, you just have to look down and see." ”

Sun Wukong looked back suspiciously, and it turned out that (the Buddha's) right middle finger was written "Monkey King, come here." ”

Even, between the fingers, there is a monkey urine gas.

Sun Wukong was taken aback and said, "Unexpectedly, there is such a thing!" There is such a thing! I clearly wrote this word on the pillar that held up the sky, how did it run to his finger?

Could it be that he has a (prophetic) spell? I will not believe it! Unbelief! I'll check it out later! ”