Chapter 111: Shiraishi and Lao Su in the Mountains

This stone looks a little weird.

"Dare to ask sir, what is this stone we just ate?" Liu Wei asked.

Jiao Xian grabbed his big black feet with both hands, shook his body back and forth, and said: "The coarse thing in the mountains is the same as me, a rough man in the mountains, it's not worth mentioning, it's just full." ”

Liu Wei: ......

This old man has studied the words of the wit-punch thoroughly.

When people say this, they are clearly reluctant to say it.

Liu Wei had no choice but to suppress the curiosity in his heart and did not ask any more.

"Is there anything else you want to tell me, sir?" Liu Wei asked.

Speaking of which, it seems that the most useful and normal sentence is to mention Zheng Xuan.

Liu Wei didn't expect to hear any more shocking words from the mouth of this master.

Jiao Xian pursed his lips and shook his head, "Old decay is not a person who is good at words, and it is uncomfortable to find words to speak." But there is one thing, the old man wants to beg the emperor to help and do him a favor! ”

He turned around and pointed to the grass house behind him, "My grass house was hit by a fire last year for no reason, and most of it was burned down. As for me, I happen to be a useless person wandering the mountains, I can't pick up my shoulders, I can't lift my hands, I can't build a house well, and even those snakes, insects, rats and ants in the grass house have nothing to do. ”

"The old man wants to ask the emperor to help repair it, perhaps, the emperor, your kingly spirit, can also scare away those snakes, insects, rats and ants entrenched in the grass house for the old man, so that the old man can support the grass house for a few more years, so that he can sleep peacefully for a few years."

Liu Wei glanced at the crooked grass house, which seemed to collapse at any time, and readily agreed.

It's just a matter of a little effort.

Even if he is not a hermit, just an ordinary person, Liu Wei will help when he sees it.

"Xiahoudun, take someone to cut some wood and come back." Liu Wei commanded.

"Yui!"

Liu Wei took off his robe outside, rolled up his sleeves and walked to the grass house, ready to dismantle it.

"Your Majesty, leave these things to the ministers to do." Yinglin stopped and admonished.

Liu Wei waved his hand and smiled: "Since the old gentleman is looking for help from me, I should naturally do it." You guys, this little thing is nothing to me. ”

The simple grass house was demolished by Liu Wei and his people in three or two clicks.

At the moment when the broken wood and grass were torn off, a nest of rats and poisonous snakes scrambled out of it.

That scene frightened Liu Wei, a person who had experienced a lot of dangers, and his face changed.

It's just too much, it's just dense.

Who would have thought that such a small grass house would hide so many poisonous insects in it.

Liu Wei quickly swung his knife and slashed the poisonous snake that pounced on him cleanly.

Even with the efforts of dozens of people, it took more than a quarter of an hour to kill and drive away those rats and poisonous snakes.

Liu Wei couldn't help but sigh: "How did Mr. manage to live in a grass hut with these snakes, insects, rats and ants all day long? It's also scary. ”

Just now, he also saw a spider the size of a fist inside.

That thing, if you take a bite, you should be able to poison people.

Jiao Xian shook off the tattered clothes on his body, turned around in a circle, and said to Liu Wei: "The old man is a rotten person, hehe, the smell on his body makes those poisonous insects unwilling to approach, we live under the same roof, but we are safe." ”

"But summer is coming, and the old man is ready to wash up and be a new person. When this body is clean, those poisonous insects will like it, and I don't think they are very pleasing to the eye, and I am always worried that they will covet the few flesh on my body. ”

Liu Wei didn't think much about it, and said along the lines: "The body is clean, although it is in the mountains, it is also more comfortable." ”

"Your old cottage should indeed be repaired, I just saw that the wood is almost eaten by insects. It's a miracle that it hasn't collapsed yet. ”

Jiao Xian snorted, his movements were exaggerated and funny, and he walked around the ruins of the grass house for a long time, and said: "When it was built, I was still in the prime of life, and I also had three or five friends around me, so I was solid when I built it." ”

"But no matter how sturdy a young man is, there is a time when he is old, and no matter how strong a house is, there is a time when it is corrupt and broken."

"It's also surprising that there are no snakes, insects, rats and ants in the new house, but the old house is full of their nests."

These words made Liu Wei think about it a little more, and he always felt that he seemed to mean something.

Yinglin and his people quickly picked up the foundation of the house.

The guards who went out to cut wood also rushed back with wood and bamboo after a short time.

Jiao Xian squatted on a boulder next to him like an old monkey, muttering to himself, "This borrowed external force to build a house, and it is old and has no long things, and all it owes is human favors." ”

"It's okay, it's okay, you're the emperor, I'm a fool in the mountains, and that's also the emperor's subjects."

"It's a trivial matter, why should you worry about it!" Liu Wei said, "Actually, these woods should be dried for a period of time before building, so it's actually a bit hasty." ”

"It's okay, it's okay, for the time being, you can have a shelter from the wind and rain, there are not only snakes, insects, rats and ants in this mountain, but also countless fierce beasts. When the old decay has kung fu in the future, slowly roast them again and clean them up. Jiao Xian said again and again.

The old man's thinking seems to be quite normal at this moment.

Seeing him say this, Liu Wei had no choice but to continue to do it.

The frame of the house is made of giant wood, and the rest of the house is basically made of bamboo.

This kind of local material is easy to build, and it is relatively strong.

More than 50 people worked at the same time, and it was not very difficult to build a grass house, and it was completed before the evening.

The newly renovated grass house, Liu Wei looked a lot more comfortable.

Like the crooked one before, there are so many neighbors' grass huts living in it, which is where people live.

"The cottage has been repaired, it's time for me to leave, sir, meet again!" Liu Wei looked at the sky, and it was time to go back.

"I am very grateful, it should be a blessing to have an emperor like you in the world." Jiao Xian made a few very non-standard gestures, looking as if he had learned them from a monkey.

"Sir is polite, in the eyes of the world, I should be a tyrant!" Liu Wei joked.

Jiao Xian pointed to the corpses of poisonous snakes and rats that had been cleaned aside, "In the eyes of those things, you must be a bad person, demolishing their homes and killing their clansmen, relatives and friends." But although Lao Yu is a fool in the mountains, in the eyes of Lao Yu, you are a good emperor. ”

"Thank you for your praise, and you should be dedicated!" Liu Wei bowed his hand, "Sir, goodbye." ”

"We'll see you again." Jiao Xian said with a smile.

At this moment, he seemed to have lost any madness and became extremely normal.

Even his eyes seem to be a little deeper.

When going down the mountain, Liu Wei kept thinking of what Jiao Xian said, and couldn't help but say to the left and right: "Do you think Jiao Xian's words mean something?" ”

Xiahoudun shook his head blankly, "No, right?" Your Majesty, you must have thought too much. ”

"Maybe." Liu Wei said.