Chapter 305: The Great Master of Nonsense Literature
To be honest, Jiang Nian doesn't dare to go out shopping now, or even go to the company.
Of course, she wants to move freely now, but I'm afraid it's not so easy.
Before she was only famous in the daily chemical circle, after all, this is a small range of things, but this time she is really completely popular, directly out of the circle, especially the statement she published in the "Pengcheng Evening News" that was relayed by the TV station is even more of a hot mess, that issue of the "Pengcheng Evening News" was directly out of stock, and the newspaper was very chicken thieves did not reprint, which made the newspaper of that day directly become a collection, I heard that it has now been fried to 100 yuan a copy, and even the price is still rising.
Wen Qing even heard that many people had already started to make a replica of the newspaper that day and sell it as the real thing, this operation was simply ridiculous, and Jiang Nian's face was crooked.
However, it turned out that her face was crooked a little early.
Listening to Yueyan tell Jiang Nian, now the children of Yangfan Middle School no longer say "I never love money", now everyone is saying "I don't invest" and "I am from an ordinary family", if others say that they really can't find the laughing point, but everyone makes everyone smile, and the effect is comparable to "Palace Jade Liquor" and "Captain Don't Shoot".
Now the effect is too violent, and it has reached the point where someone on the street smiled at Jiang Nian in a friendly way, Jiang Niandu felt nervous, and this person was laughing at himself.
Oh, speaking of this, Jiang Nian felt that his head was several bigger.
When she found out that this article was written like this and was reprinted in Hong Kong City, she immediately went to the school to settle accounts with Yueyan, but as soon as she walked into Yueyan's office door, she was greeted by a volley of champagne, and then a group of children dressed up to welcome her and sang "Tomorrow Will Be Better" in a strange atmosphere.
Gently wake up the sleeping mind and slowly open your eyes.
When Jiang Nian recovered her vision from the champagne spray foam, she found that Zhong Lixian took a group of scholars, Xue Chunfeng led a group of reporters, Mr. Liang led a group of celebrities, and Deng Yi led a group of celebrities from all directions, and directly surrounded Jiang Nian in the song of "Tomorrow Will Be Better". The air around was filled with joy, and only Jiang Nian's injured world was completed again.
Jiang Nian asked and found out that this time someone killed him from afar - I heard that the old man Suo had a meal with the stock god a few days ago, and the two of them began to review the reasons for this failure during the meal.
The direct cause of the failure must be the lack of funds, they used the means to play once last year, this time again, the above has been fully prepared, the determination to defend the stability of the financial market is far beyond the expectations of these big shorts, last year's big shorts who made a lot of money are not willing to fight, so this time they were beaten to the ground.
It's not a problem, but the question is what is going on with Jiang Nian?
The international bears had never paid attention to Jiang Nian before, but this time they carefully analyzed the financial trend of Yangfan Daily, and they were surprised to find that Jiang Nian had spent money recklessly and without scruples since the beginning of the year, and after spending it, he was a demon in the stock market.
Buying more than 100 stocks at a time, as well as a bunch of penny stocks, it is impossible to make a profit under normal circumstances, and the only opportunity is to buy quickly when the stock market is falling sharply, and then pull the stock market up again in a short period of time.
Then, Jiang Nian must do at least two things.
First, she has a full understanding of these big shorts who have been making waves since last year, and knows when they will act, when they will enter the game, how much money they have, and what methods they are ready to use.
Second, she has a full certainty of victory, believing that a shot is the winner or loser, although these big bears are fiercely attacking, Jiang Nian is confident that she can use them as ATMs.
Defeated in the hands of the official, the old man Suo was able to withdraw money so lightly by a young female entrepreneur, how could the old man Suo not swallow this bad breath.
Hands and eyes were no longer enough to describe their position, and they soon investigated and learned that although Jiang Nian called for wind and rain and created one miracle after another, he rarely gave interviews, and only talked about a few paid classes, and this time he suddenly published a long speech in the newspaper office must have a deep meaning.
Further investigation, the two giants also found that Jiang Nian is also very mysterious within the company, and her email correspondence with Zhang Jiqing, the former general manager of the northern company, is even in code, and when she usually talks to her vice president, she also says half and half leaves, even her closest relatives can't accurately understand what she wants to express.
This style of acting seems to outsiders to be a proper psychopath, the kind that needs to be sent to electricity, but the two giants happen to know a similar person.
That person is the head of the Federal Reserve of the United States, the legendary economist and Mr. Green Pan, known as the engine of the global economy.
The boss always wears a black suit, usually only carries a shabby briefcase, and every time he comes up with a plan, he is almost always sprayed by market investors who suspect him of Alzheimer's attack, but every time he wins big, since the late eighties.
What's more, this big boss is the master of nonsense literature, and Wall Street has a special improvement class for his choice of words and sentences, and countless people are carefully studying what this big boss wants to express.
What's even funnier is that this big boss has reached the peak of nonsense culture, and the other party who fell in love at dusk was stunned, and it took twelve years for the other party to come back to his senses, and it turned out that the big boss was expressing love to himself, and it wasn't until two years ago that it became a good thing.
Of course, these two tycoons would not think that Jiang Nian's business wizard was a madman who needed to go to a mental hospital.
The more they reviewed, the more they felt a chill in their backs, and they deeply felt that Jiang Nian was like a young version of the big boss, God knows how many terrifying conspiracies and calculations she still had in her hands, even these legendary international big shorts and stock gods didn't dare to say that they could defeat this terrifying big boss.
If Jiang Nian has the skills of a big leader, no, even if he only has three successes, he is an extremely terrifying genius in economics.
This kind of monster, I don't know what kind of achievements he will have in the future, no wonder Mock said that he is the top five powerful people among the entrepreneurs he has ever seen.
"In the future, we will also study Jiang Nian like a big master." Old man Suo said a little frustratedly, "I feel that this time she is as easy to deal with us as if she was on the road in the early morning, this feeling makes me so uncomfortable, I must try to stay away from her when I go short again in the future." ”
If these two just talk about it in private, forget it, but as we all know, the stock god has a hobby of auctioning his own lunch, and he calmly talked about his review with Old Man Suo during the lunch, and the person who took the lunch was stunned, and couldn't believe that the stock god actually gave Jiang Nian such a basis.
He chose to sell the news to the media, and Mock, who was in control of the media, was a treasure trove of treasures - look, what do I say? I said at the time that Jiang Nian was one of the top five entrepreneurs I knew, and you still questioned my judgment.
How about now? Everyone thinks so, Jiang Nian either has a terrifying intelligence ability comparable to the CIA, and can predict the enemy's attack in advance, or he can observe and analyze the details and find the means to win.
In any case, this can prove Moke's evaluation of Jiang Nian, and he immediately mobilized the media under his command to promote Jiang Nian.
For a time, Jiang Nian's reputation really resounded all over the world.
Surf freely in the tide of the financial tsunami, come and go in the monstrous waves to grab huge sums of money, and use the top international shorts as ATMs.
What kind of monster is this?
Such a monster is actually a woman, a mysterious woman who is unwilling to show herself?
When Jiang Nian was mentioned before, many people's first reaction was that this was just a cosmetics seller, and all of this was just to build momentum for their products, and paying attention to her was to give her money.
But now, even if Jiang Nian doesn't like it, even if she never thought about it, she still got a new title.
Stock God!
The retail investors in the market began to talk about her staring at the world, and they didn't take those big shorts in their eyes at all, and directly bought a hundred stocks with open cards, and practitioners in the economic field also began to study and learn Jiang Nian's judgment ideas.
In the previous battle to block the big shorts, there was no precedent for any country to succeed, why was Jiang Nian so sure that he didn't regard these big shorts as opponents at all?
This problem has exceeded the field of daily chemicals, and for a while, almost all the authorities in the field of economics in China almost bought tickets to go to Pengcheng, and there were many think tank members, so frightened that Jiang Nian hurriedly called himself sick, ran upstairs and closed the bedroom door, shrunk in the quilt and shivered.
Frog fun, what are you doing!
You believe me!
I don't know anything!
Why don't you believe me?
So many think tank members listen to my lectures, if they make up something in their brains and affect the top-level design, then they can't atone for their sins even if they kill me.
Aren't you afraid that I'll take your thoughts to the zoo? I got all my bachelor's degree, I beg you to spare me!
The more Jiang Nian said that he couldn't get sick, the more everyone's mood grew.
Understood, inviting a big man out of the mountain must show a little sincerity.
Back then, Liu Bei invited Zhuge Liang to go three times, and then asked Zhuge Liang to come out of the mountain to achieve a good story.
After all, Mr. Xiao Jiang is young and vigorous, okay, we have to give Mr. Xiao Jiang enough face!
Looking at the dense crowd at the door of Jiang Nian's house, Wu Hai leisurely lit a cigarette, with a hideous smile on his face.
"Niannian, you also have today."
Gao Sheng, who was half a step behind him, sighed:
"It is said that Xiao Jiang is always scheming, and now he still uses this kind of trick that can't be called sick, and the young man is too vigorous after all."
Wu Hai laughed and said:
"That's good, Nian Nian's previous performance was cold and impeccable, I doubt that she still has no humanity, that's good, self-conscious people must have weaknesses, I ......"
Wu Hai said, but suddenly frowned.
Gao Sheng looked over suspiciously, and saw that at the door of Jiang's house, a tall young woman in a long floral skirt was struggling to separate the crowd, squeezing into the gate of Jiang Nian's house clumsily, and didn't even notice that she had dropped a shoe.
"Jia Xingying!" Gao Sheng was cold all over his body, and he could never forget this terrifying back.
If Jiang Nian's previous performance was flawless, unlike the performance that a normal human should have, then Jia Xingying was just the opposite.
This woman doesn't look like a smart person by any means, but everyone knows that this person has a tough personality and is ruthless, and if he strikes, he will definitely make the enemy pay a terrible price.
"Why did she come back?" Gao Sheng said in astonishment.
Wu Hai slowly frowned and sneered:
"Nian Nian has been guarding against me, and when she feels that I am going to make a move, she may not be able to cope with it, so she directly transferred Jia Xingying back.
Okay, I'll have a good time with Mr. Jia, if I can't even deal with Mr. Jia, how can I deal with Mr. Jiang! ”
He threw the cigarette butt on the ground and stepped on it, and just wanted to leave, the uncle wearing a red armband next to him calmly stretched out his hand:
"Littering cigarette butts is fined 30!"
Wu Hai looked confused, looked at the telephone pole not far away, and saw that it said "15 yuan fine for littering".
"No, isn't it a fine of ten dollars?"
"Throw cigarette butts! If you don't have the quality, the fine will be doubled. ”
"Oh." Wu Hai bent down stupidly to pick up the cigarette butt, still entered the trash can on the side, and quickly took out his wallet, and took out a fifty for the uncle, "Don't look for it, uncle, I know it's wrong, you can take it." ”
The uncle looked Wu Hai up and down, and nodded approvingly:
"Yes, a good boy."
He issued a ticket, but still found Wu Hai thirty-five.
Wu Hai was even more confused:
"Isn't it a penalty of thirty?"
The uncle laughed and said: "The young man has a good attitude, if he doesn't count cigarette butts for you, even if you are garbage!" ”
Wu Hai: ......
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Small Theatre Hours:
Wu Hai: Uncle, don't look at me like this, I used to practice martial arts, and if you scold me, you're not afraid that I will beat you?
Uncle: Oh, guy, you said that I was lying on the ground!
Wu Hai: Okay, uncle, are you cool......