Chapter 443: Erliu Doujiu
Xiang Zhuang dances the sword, which is intended for Pei Gong.
这广为流传的一招舞剑并没有用上,转而换成了乐舞。
Liu Bei, who said that he liked to watch sword dancing, almost couldn't take his eyes off those bewitching Lingyou.
Although he disagrees with Liu Biao's character, he still admires Liu Biao's aesthetics.
As far as these excellent people he chooses, I'm afraid that the palace and the palace may not be so strong.
"Xuande, please drink full!" Liu Biao raised his feather and said, "The ups and downs of the world are embarrassing, I don't know when I can meet today, I don't know what year and month we can meet, I thought that Xuande and I should be able to show our ambitions in Jingzhou and make great use of our strengths." But now the situation is compelling, but the sky can only be separated, it is really ...... Hey, I can't control my tears."
Liu Bei, who was holding the feather bud, twitched the corners of his mouth slightly.
Liu Biao's words couldn't help but make his arms a little sore, and a little nauseous.
It was obviously a Hongmen banquet, but what could be said was such sensational.
If this were an ordinary person, these words would definitely not come out of the mouth.
"The situation is pressing, and Bei can't make any other choices, so I can only wish my brother a great future!" Liu Bei said, "Full drink!"
"Drink it all!" Liu Biao covered his face with his hands and said bitterly.
Liu Bei: ......
He really couldn't help but want to take what he was seeing in front of him as real.
Liu's performance is too realistic.
Behind Liu Bei, Zhang Fei scratched his leg with his hand and whispered to Guan Yu, "I feel itchy all over my body!"
"I'm also uncomfortable, and I don't know what my brother thinks in his heart, I want to go up and cut off Liu Biao's head now." Guan Yu said, "Since you want to set up an ambush, hurry up and do it, what are you doing with all these hypocrisy?"
"It's all his people here, and it's impossible to spread it and ruin his reputation, but you have to engage in these hypocrisy, hypocrisy!"
Zhang Fei's eyes lit up, and he praised: "I just wanted to say one word, but I didn't think of it, it's these two words, hypocrisy, hypocrisy has arrived!"
"Actually, if you want me to say, my brother is also a little ......."
Guan Yu drooped his eyelids and coughed lightly.
Zhang Fei immediately shut up, smiled, as if he had hemorrhoids, and stood back very restlessly.
The opening between Liu Biao and Liu Bei, listening to the ears of others, probably did not have anything uncomfortable.
But the two of them talked and talked, and it seemed that they were getting better.
Listening to that movement, it is probably impossible for even brothers to have the affection of the two of them.
The two of you said a word, talking and drinking, and when they arrived, they all thought that the feather was too small, so they directly replaced it with a big bowl.
Time is like sand in the cracks of the fingers, and half an hour is in the blink of an eye.
Guan Yu looked down at the huge wine stain on Liu Bei's mat, and said to Zhang Fei with some incomprehension: "It's been so long, Liu Biao is almost time to do it, if you continue to drink like this, my brother is afraid that he will be exposed."
Zhang Fei looked down and couldn't help grinning, "It turns out that my brother hasn't drunk it all this time!"
"How dare you drink it, who knows if Liu Biao has poisoned the wine?" Guan Yu said speechlessly, "But if you drink it like this again, this wine will really go out."
Zhang Fei scratched his ears, "Could it be that Liu Biao's guy really poisoned the wine?"
Guan Yu's expression was stunned, and his face suddenly became solemn, "Maybe it's really possible, I'm afraid he's been waiting for his brother's poisonous hair, so he keeps talking and not listening, and keeps saying those hypocritical words over and over again."
"So what do we do?" Zhang Fei asked anxiously.
Guan Yu's eyes drooped slightly, and he snorted calmly, and said, "This wine brother hasn't entered a bit, don't worry, wait."
But in fact, at this moment, Liu Biao was also a little overwhelmed.
It's too much to talk about, and it's uncomfortable.
He drank too much, and he felt even more uncomfortable.
According to the doctor, his current body should not be stained with alcohol, otherwise he will die
Anxious.
But today, in order to coax Liu Bei to drink, he also let it go.
He doesn't drink alcohol, how can he make Liu Bei drink those poisonous wines willingly?
As far as Liu Bei's hypocrisy and caution are concerned, he has let Guan Yu and Zhang Fei protect him behind him, if he, the host, does not set an example, Liu Bei will definitely not eat and drink easily.
But what made Liu Biao feel depressed and puzzled was that it had been more than half an hour.
Liu Bei has also drunk a lot of wine, but why hasn't he seen the poison for a long time?
Cai Mao stepped forward and whispered in Liu Biao's ear, "Lord, there may be something wrong with those poisons, I think it's better to use the second strategy, right?" It's been drinking for so long, but Liu Bei is still alive and well, and it's really like he's drunk, and he talks more and more."
Liu Biao glanced at Liu Bei, who was shouting for the maid to pour wine, and said quietly, "Wait a minute, Madam said before, this medicine is slow, but when it starts, it can kill quickly." You can wait with peace of mind first, and then I'll talk to Liu Bei."
"Whoa!" Cai Mao replied a little unhappily and retreated again.
Another half hour later.
Liu Bei seemed to be completely drunk.
Drunk and hazy, even speaking is a little untidy, and he also moves his hands and feet to the maid who is waiting on the side.
Cai Mao walked up to Liu Biao again and whispered, "Lord, otherwise...... Let the axe be in hand, right?"
"Wait, wait, I'm almost there." Liu Biao also drank a lot, his eyes were a little straight when he spoke, and his face was almost red from drinking, and he felt that the wine was about to come out.
"That Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are the fierce generals of the world, and the two of them have not been drunk, and our sword and axe hands may not be able to entangle these two. Since you have done it, you should be foolproof, you can't be in a hurry, and you can't be sloppy......
Seeing that Liu Biao's voice was getting louder and louder, Cai Mao hurriedly picked up a bowl of wine and handed it to Liu Biao's mouth, "Lord, drink slowly."
"Why are you in a hurry? I'll drink it myself!" Liu Biao scolded unhappily.
Cai Mao: ......
Cai Mao, who hurriedly retreated to the bottom of the stairs, quietly glanced at Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.
Seeing that they didn't pay attention to this side, I was relieved.
At that moment, he was really worried about revealing his stuffing...
People who drink poisonous wine look like they are getting high, and people who drink ordinary wine are almost the same now, and their voices are out of control. If Liu Biao yelled out, Liu Bei would definitely die, but he and Liu Biao's lives would not be saved.
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei's bravery, Cai Mao has also heard of it, and he really doesn't dare to hold it up.
The knife and axe hand was ambushed in the courtyard, and if Guan Yu and Zhang Fei made a move, it would definitely be too late for them to arrive.
In order to make Liu Bei feel at ease, there were only four or five soldiers in this hall.
"What are you hiding? Come here!" Liu Bei suddenly shouted, and took a maid in his arms.
The maid was a little reluctant, and the two of them pushed and knocked over the two jars of wine that were resting on the side of the case.
The wine was loud, and it suddenly hid over the mat.
The maid got up in a panic and quickly knelt down to confess, "Let the king spare his life, the slave didn't mean it."
"Go down!!" Liu Bei shouted with a dark face.
The maid's face was full of grievances, and she almost burst into tears.
Hug her, hug her, she's not uncooperative, but why pinch him.
Also pinched under the armpits.
This...... She really couldn't bear it, and she couldn't resist it.
This sudden farce made Liu Biao's face sink suddenly, and he brushed his sleeves and said to the maid, "Cai Mao, take people down, how can there be such a disproportionate person in my house."
"Whoa!" Cai Mao hugged his fists.
The maid was suddenly frightened, and bowed her head again and again, saying, "The master of the house spares my life, I ...... I didn't mean to, Liu Yuanjun just touched the armpit of the slave, and I itched, so I subconsciously resisted."
"Take it down and fill the well
, if you do something wrong and talk so much, damn it." Liu Biao said with a big tongue in his wine burp.
Liu Bei staggered to his feet and stood in front of the maid, "Brother, don't be angry, I'm ...... It seems that I drank a little too much, did something rude, and seemed to have touched the wrong place just now. I can't blame her for this, I'll ...... for her What, do you want to ask your brother for a favor and give me face?"
The expression on Liu Biao's face was like a trick, and suddenly turned cloudy to sunny, and he laughed out loud, "Here, Brother Xian, how can you not give face, give!"