Chapter 457: Do You Think I Look Like a Thief?
Before Sun Jian and Yao Luo finished their sumptuous meal of grilled fish, a soldier came to report, and Yuan Shu's messenger came again!
"I'm going to get away with it and reply to my son, I'm really worried about what trouble this little rabbit is going to make." Sun Jian got up and took two grilled fish in his hand, took two steps and admonished, "Now the time is almost right, and if you should agree, you will agree." Reinforcements haven't arrived yet, but we can try to take the credit into our own hands."
Yao Luo was eating grilled fish with his head down, but he just waved his hand at Sun Jian.
"Remember to say hi to me for me!" Sun Jian had already walked away, and Yao Luo suddenly shouted.
Sun Jian turned around and scolded with a smile, "You are still a little tender when you are a father to my son, and it is almost the same to be a father to my grandson."
"Do you think I look like your father?" Yao Luo bared his teeth and shouted.
Sun Jian leaned over, picked up a stone and threw it over.
Yao Luo laughed and dodged, and said to the soldiers waiting on the side, "You have divided these grilled fish, and I will go to meet the envoy of Yuan Shu."
"Whoa!"
Although they are fake Heavenly Kings, Yao Luo and Sun Jian have done a good job in the details.
The construction of the stockade on the mountain called Gluttony is particularly magnificent, and the pass alone is as many as eight times.
Yao Luo walked into the council hall shirtless with a face full of arrogance, and asked the Yuan Shu envoy standing in the hall, "What did Yuan Shu send you to do?" Didn't labor and management tell him a long time ago? If he is in danger, the soldiers and horses on my gluttonous mountain will come down to help him, and although he is the emperor, we cannot submit to him!"
"A false emperor, how do you make labor and management submit? I might as well tell you plainly that the food and ordnance he sent were enough for me to sell his life twice, and it was impossible for him to keep his life alive!"
"Do you know why labor-management is called the king of heaven? God, do you understand my second child?"
袁术的使者是一个文绉绉的中年人,他冲姚罗拱了拱手,说道:「姚天王说的话,卑职非常赞同。 Although I am on Yuan Shu's orders, I am not here today to persuade the Heavenly King to surrender or to form an alliance with Yuan Shu!"
Yao Luo grinned, "What? Yuan Shu suddenly changed his mind again? Since it is not for the alliance between labor and capital, is it possible that the emperor Yuan Shu wants to surrender to me? Hehe, this is good, you can go back and tell him, I will make him the prince!"
"The King laughed." 中年文士似乎有些招架不住姚罗这张口就来的作风,绷着一张脸,有些紧张的说道,「卑职是想劝天王…… Kill Yuan Shu!"
Yao Luo pretended to be extremely shocked and shouted, "Good guy, Yuan Shu has raised a backbone?!"
"Yuan Shu is perverse, he is the biggest backbone of the Great Han, and he just made a correct decision to do the right thing for the heavens." The middle-aged scribe said, "Heavenly King|Occupy half of Nanyang, you must also have great ambitions in your heart, do you want to be a bandit here all the time?"
"Why not! It's better for labor and management to be a thief than for you to be a backbone, right?!" Yao Luo sneered.
The middle-aged scribe sighed lightly, "As far as Yuan Shu is concerned, lowly duty is indeed a rebellion, but the lowly duty has not yet destroyed the discipline of the monarch and ministers in my heart, and I still have my family and country in my heart. The King of Heaven can naturally say the same about me, but doesn't the King of Heaven open his eyes and look at the outside world? The Han family has risen again in the midst of decay."
"When this true giant opens his eyes, all the ghosts in the world will be hidden!"
Yao Luo was furious, "Okay, you bastard, you scold me for being a ghost!"
"Isn't that so?" The middle-aged scribe suddenly seemed to have courage, raised his arms and shouted, "The king of heaven is a thief, you can be a thief, why don't you dare to let others say it? The 100,000 troops of the imperial court have gone south, Jingzhou has surrendered, the soldiers are bloodless, and the whole army has been unarmed!"
"Liu Biao claims to have 100,000 men with armor, even if there are really no 100,000, but 50,000 or 60,000 soldiers and horses are more than enough. The Heavenly King occupies half of the Nanyang realm at the moment, which can be described as infinitely beautiful, but can you really stop the anger of the hundreds of thousands of troops in the imperial court?"
"Why is that villain Yuan Shu in such a hurry to compete for allies in all directions? Because he knew that he was no match for the imperial army at all. Ten
Tens of thousands of troops can even be just the vanguard of the imperial court, even if you can fight a hundred thousand troops, can you also fight a million royal divisions of the imperial court?"
"Tearing the land and dividing the territory, the fool talks about the dream!!"
Yao Luo: ......
"What are you doing shouting so loudly?" He suddenly snapped up, "Do you have a good voice? Damn, what you bastard said seems to make sense, so tell me, what should I do?"
Middle-Aged Scribe: Hmm????
"Return to the imperial court and kill Yuan Shu!" The middle-aged scribe immediately said.
Yao Luo opened his mouth and scolded, "You fucking fart, labor and management are a single tree in the mountains and forests, and the tent is full of rabble from three mountains and five mountains, how can you let me kill Yuan Shu?" Yuan Shu's guy is no longer successful, and there are hundreds of thousands of people with armor under his command, I have a hard fight with him, your grandson wants me to die, right?"
"Labor and management can be maggots and slowly encroach on his territory. But if you make me hard, I don't think your grandson has any good intentions! Speak well, or else, I'll stab you, do you believe it?"
The corners of the middle-aged scribe's mouth twitched quietly when he was scolded, and he hurriedly explained: "The lowly position did not let the Heavenly King go to the hard work, and the lowly position can be the internal response of the Heavenly King, and at that time, the Heavenly King's soldiers and horses will enter the city. Under the combination of inside and outside, it is as easy as killing Yuan Shu!"
Yao Luo's face suddenly sank, "Dog, it turns out that you are using tricks for me!"
"Did Yuan Shu see that he couldn't convince me, so he was ready to use this kind of subordinate means to annex the labor-management soldiers? You're a real fucking idiot, get out!"
"Heavenly King! What I say is true, it's not a ploy." The middle-aged scribe hurriedly shouted, "Yuan Shu doesn't have an army of tens of thousands under his tent, and his current soldiers and horses are only in their early 50,000s. And because the imperial army is moving south, his military spirit has been in turmoil recently. The lowly post has also united a few generals who are ready to submit to the imperial court, and it is really very easy to accomplish this."
"It's very easy, so you can do it yourself? What are you looking for me to do? Get out!" Yao Luo shouted, "For Yuan Shu's sake, I won't kill you today, I will spare you a dog's life!"
"Heavenly King, I have no reason to lie to you!" The middle-aged scribe shouted.
"What the fuck doesn't make sense? Isn't it reasonable to cheat labor and management into the city?" Yao Luo pointed at the middle-aged scribe and shouted, "If you are verbose, you will feed the dogs after the labor and management have cooked it!" Get out!"
The middle-aged scribe was so frightened that he didn't dare to say anything more, so he had to retreat.
Yao Luo lay down on the chair, tilted his legs, and muttered, "Damn, why do I feel like a thief now? Can this go back?"
"Why did you drive people out again?" Sun Jian walked in and asked.
Yao Luo squinted his eyes and glanced at Sun Jian, "The speed at which you write letters is as fast as the speed at which you round the house, that guy said that he wanted to be with us inside and out, I think what he said seems to be true, but he doesn't dare to bet!"
"In case that bastard Yuan Shu is cornered, using such a trick to annex our tribe will not be worth the loss!"
Sun Jian nodded, "Yuan Shu's subordinates came to persuade us to cooperate with him, this matter is indeed doubtful, so let's wait." As long as Yuan Shuken lets us lead our troops into the city, we have a chance."
"Actually, there is no need to go into the city, after joining forces in one place, you can still kill Yuan Shu by surprise." Yao Luo said, and then asked with a serious face, "Let's talk about some serious things, you take a closer look at me, do you already have a thief nature?"
Sun Jian couldn't help laughing, he held his hands, looked at Yao Luo carefully up and down, left and right, and teased: "I looked very carefully, I really can't see anything good about you, haven't you always wanted to be a thief more than a thief? If ordinary bandits can be as fierce as you, then it will be difficult to suppress the bandits in this world!"
Yao Luo glared angrily, "Fuck me, I knew you wouldn't hold any good farts out of your mouth!"
Sun Jian smiled and raised the letter in his hand, "The scout has come to report that Zhang Ji has led the army to Yin County, and the first battle has been won!"