Chapter 44: Wake up
"Okay, come here, Miss Ben will definitely play with you!" Fengyue Qiuxue took off the gauze, threw a wink at the nine-fingered obscene demon, and said with a smile.
With the appearance of a fairy in the wind, moon and autumn snow, as soon as he took off the gauze, where did the nine-fingered lewd demon still control his innate lewd and evil psychology? At that moment, he rubbed his hands, walked over with a smile, and said some unsightly words in his mouth: "The little sister's vision is really good, the old man has thousands of methods, and there are endless ones, I will definitely let you taste what is called the real desire for immortals!"
The nine-fingered lewd demon laughed lewdly, but Liu Feng didn't know what kind of plane Fengyue Qiuxue wanted to do, so he turned his face to Fengyue Qiuxue at the moment, and said suspiciously: "You are" Fengyue Qiuxue glanced at him, "Don't worry about adults and children!" Liu Feng's face froze, and he suddenly felt very faceless, but he didn't say anything, because from this sentence, he already knew what kind of ghost the Fengyue Qiuxue was thinking of to torture this nine-fingered prostitute uncle.
Looking at the cute bald head of the nine-fingered lewd demon with a sympathetic gaze, Liu Feng sighed slightly. The Nine-Fingered Adulterer also noticed that his left hand was stretched out, and his expression was very terrifying: "Little friend, Lao Tzu's temper is not very good, what kind of eyes do you have? Is Lao Tzu very pitiful? You look at Lao Tzu with this kind of eyes, do you want to force Lao Tzu to go crazy? Lao Tzu is very scary!"
Liu Feng pretended to be a child who was intimidated by adults, and said timidly: "I know it's wrong!" After speaking, Liu Feng looked at the left hand of the nine-fingered lewd demon again, and said suspiciously: "Uncle, why is your left hand missing a finger?
"Fart, who is born disabled? If you little doll dare to talk nonsense again, be careful that Lao Tzu cuts off your little twitter!" Seeing a yellow-haired boy say this, where can the nine-fingered prostitute continue to calm down?
"So ruthless!" Liu Feng looked speechless, and then said: "Since you are not born with a disability, then why are you missing a finger, look at your name is the Nine-Fingered Adulterer, did you peek at other girls taking a bath when you were a child and were caught, so you cut off your left ring finger, right?"
The nine-fingered lewd demon said: "You stinky boy, clean nonsense, do you have evidence? You yellow-haired boy knows a fart?" Liu Feng smiled: "Sure enough, I peeked at other girls' girls taking a bath when I was a child, otherwise why are you so excited when I say this?" As the saying goes, don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts calling the door, if it weren't for that, you wouldn't be so excited, you should be expressionless!"
Listening to the stinky boy in front of him defend like this, it does seem to make sense, but this stinky boy indiscriminately buckled the basin on his head, should he really accept it with a blank face?
"Nonsense, of course not! I obviously didn't shit, how can I ask a stinky boy who has not dried up to force himself to shit and then buckle his head? I am a nine-fingered prostitute demon, how can I gain a foothold in the wilderness in the future? Yes, absolutely not!" Thinking of this, the nine-fingered prostitute demon shouted, and his figure instantly swept to Liu Feng, and sneered: "Stinky boy, Lao Tzu said that his temper is not very good, you still dare to provoke me, you haven't seen the king of Hades for a long time and wants to drink tea with him to catch up with the old days?" As he spoke, a punch was as fast as lightning, blasting towards Liu Feng's head, and before the fist arrived, the fist wind from the shop was already an indication of how heavy this punch was. And judging from the figure of the nine-fingered lewd demon's shot, that instantaneous step is a sign of a strong man at the level of the French Emperor!
"It's over" The shopkeeper was shocked, and secretly scolded this stinky boy in his heart for being a fool and causing such a big fire to the nine-fingered prostitute demon.
But Liu Feng did not dodge or dodge, greeted him with a smile, so that the shopkeeper and the nine-fingered prostitute couldn't bear to feel strange, and immediately stopped his fist and asked: "Stinky boy, why don't you hide, is there a fraud?" Liu Feng smiled slightly, and said: "There is no fraud, but if you want to kill me, this beauty next to me will not obey you even if she dies, because they are my maids, only listen to me, on the contrary, if you treat me politely, I will be happy in my heart, and these two beauties will give you away!"
"Oh? really?"
"Lying to you is not a good person!"
The nine-fingered lewd demon believed it and said, "The stinky boy's mouth is not very clean, but his heart is very good." Say, what's your name? Lao Tzu remembers you!" Liu Feng smiled: "My name is Nine Paper Stepping Down!" "The Nine-Fingered Obscene Demon scratched his head, "I haven't heard of this name" Liu Feng said: "I'm a foreigner, of course you haven't heard of it, go quickly, my maid can't wait, didn't you say that you want to make my maid want to die?" Go quickly, otherwise I will regret it!"
"Don't don't don't let me go!" "I didn't have time to think about how this fairy-like beauty could be a stinky boy's maid, the nine-fingered lewd demon walked into a room with the wind and the moon and the autumn snow, but he always felt that Liu Feng's name was a little weird, and kept chanting in his mouth: "Nine papers step down, nine papers step down" An idea turned, "Isn't this nine fingers his father? This stinky boy is my father? What about the fucking scolding me?" After speaking, the nine-fingered lewd demon felt more and more that the woman in front of him was wrong, and he smiled at the moment and said: " Nine Fingers suddenly has an emergency, retire first, and the girl will meet you in the future!" But how could Fengyue Qiuxue agree? At that moment, he forcibly pulled him into his room, and said cautiously: "Come on, people can't wait!"
When the two entered the room, the doors and windows were closed tightly, and Liu Feng and the shopkeeper could no longer see their figures.
Seeing that the nine-fingered lewd demon was actually pulled into the room by the big beauty, the shopkeeper couldn't bear to swallow the water in his mouth, turned his gaze to Liu Feng, and said: "Little brother, your maid is really watery, can you?" At this point, the shopkeeper was embarrassed to continue. Liu Feng understood, smiled, and said, "You also want to play happily with her, right?"
The shopkeeper looked like a spring heart, "Yes, yes, the little brother is really smart!"
Liu Feng said in his heart: "It's not that I'm smart, it's that you're too stupid" smiled at the shopkeeper on the surface, and said, "Okay, since you have this mind, I'll allow you!" As soon as he finished speaking, he only heard the sound of shouts from the room where the nine-fingered lewd demon and Fengyue Qiuxue were heard.
The shopkeeper raised his eyebrows, and said a little unnaturally: "It's not good that they are making such a big noise, right? If it is heard by other guest officers who are falling asleep, but then again, why is it only the sound of a nine-fingered lewd demon inside, why is your fairy beauty silent?"
Liu Feng laughed strangely, the shopkeeper was just about to ask, but he saw the nine-fingered lewd demon break out of the door, fly down from the second floor, and smash the wooden planks on the ground! In his heart, he immediately reacted. "It turns out that that beauty is not a maid at all, she is really a strong person, a strong person who can abuse a strong person at the level of the French Emperor to such an extent!"
Liu Feng quickly swept to the side of the nine-fingered obscene demon, only to hear that he was still screaming in pain, Liu Feng turned around, pouted his ass Lao Gao, aimed at the nose of the nine-fingered obscene demon, and put a very smelly big stinky fart, but said in his mouth: "Good son, your father saw that you haven't eaten for a long time, and specially brought you stinky farts to eat, this is what your father has been holding back for a long time, you can't waste it!"
Although the nine-fingered prostitute was in pain, Liu Feng's fart was really stinky, and he couldn't stand it anymore, so he held back his breath and said, "Stinky boy, Lao Tzu remembers you!"
"En, I know, you've already said this before!" Liu Feng replied with a smile.
Fengyue and Qiuxue flew down, her skirt robe swayed, her face had already returned to her previous strict sรน, and her strange gaze was projected towards Liu Feng, making Liu Feng uncomfortable, her body was approaching, and she said sarcastically to Liu Feng: "Stinky boy, do you dare to say that Miss Ben is your maid?"
Liu Feng waved his hand again and again, and said, "No, don't you want to teach that nine-fingered demon uncle a lesson?" I'm just helping you, I'll introduce him into your room, won't you be able to do whatever you want to him?"
Liu Feng did whatever he wanted, but Fengyue Qiuxue listened to it with a pale face, and said sharply: "What did you say?" Liu Feng looked wronged, and immediately remembered something, hurriedly ran to the shopkeeper's side, pulled his sleeve, and said: "Boss, don't you want to have a happy time with this beauty? Now that she is out, you should go quickly!"
"I'm me, I'm not, I was actually joking just now, how can you take it seriously, little brother? Besides, how can I get involved with such a fairy-looking woman?" After speaking, the boss hurriedly pushed away Liu Feng's hand that was pulling his clothes, and made a clear line with him, he didn't want to be beaten into a pig's head and eat Liu Feng's ass
Looking at Liu Feng's usual nonsense style, Fengyue Qiuxue shook her head helplessly and sighed, "This guy hasn't changed at all" looked at the nine-fingered lewd demon who was screaming and screaming on the ground, Fengyue Qiuxue's eyebrows were slightly wrinkled, her delicate complexion seemed to be able to squeeze out water, she pursed her lips slightly, and shouted: "There are people outside the so-called people, there are heavens outside the sky, if you still don't change your nature in the future, you will not be far from death!" After speaking, Fengyue Qiuxue glanced at Liu Feng and went upstairs.
Looking at the big beauty's cold eyes, Liu Feng was not angry, because she knew that although the woman in front of her looked like frost, her heart was really warm, and she was not in a hurry to catch up with the big beauty, but ran to the side of the nine-fingered lewd demon, opened the trouser chain, and pulled a big bubble of urine on his mouth, and did not forget to scold in his mouth: "Stinky monk, I still want to cut Lao Tzu's trumpet, you have to dare to be arrogant in the future, see that Lao Tzu will cut you now!"
But as soon as he stepped on the stairs, he heard a happy shout from Fengyue Qiuxue's room: "My sister is awake!"
Hearing this, Liu Feng was shocked, accidentally stepped on his foot, and fell down several stairs, "Bang!" rolled to the bottom of the stairs, and Liu Feng's legs happened to hit a pillar. "Ouch!" Liu Feng clutched his life, and couldn't stop crying out in pain.
The shopkeeper couldn't help but laugh when he saw this, and Fengyue Qiuxue also flashed out when he heard the sound, but he saw Liu Feng holding his hands in the place where he shouldn't be covered, and immediately glanced at him and scolded: "Indecent!" After speaking, he went back to the room to visit his sister.
Liu Feng slowly stood up, looked pained, and immediately looked at the shopkeeper with that ill-intentioned gaze, and scolded: "What are you laughing at, believe it or not, you can't pass on the ancestry?"
The shopkeeper was taken aback, and said timidly: "Little brother is really embarrassed, I already have offspring" Liu Feng said: "Then even your son's will be cut off!" The boss is the master who deceives the good and fears the evil, and hurriedly waved his hand, "Don't don't, I was wrong, I just don't laugh!"
"It's pretty much the same" After speaking, Liu Feng had a headache again, now that Fengyueqin has woken up, won't the matter of his indiscriminate use of a fake name be exposed?
Liu Feng didn't want to go in, but there was no other way, things always had to be faced, so the boss was reluctant to go up to the second floor and march into Fengyue Qiuxue's room.
But seeing that the furnishings in the house are indifferent, a table and chairs, a bed, and a few clusters of bonsai are placed at will, this is the so-called superior room. I didn't have the heart to think about this, Liu Feng smiled and said, "Big beauty, what's wrong? Are you hungry? I'll buy you buns" I1387