Volume 2, Temple and Rivers Chapter 36, limerick poems
Really; The Qinglou woman's mouth is very good!
In the end, Zhao Daochang was defeated!
Ji Yanyu asked the servant to take him to the front yard stage, while she herself went up to the second floor, overlooking the entire front yard and the stage from the attic.
Several graceful women danced on the stage, and there was a musical instrument next to it, playing the bamboo piano, willow pipa, ocarina guzheng small erhu, Xiao Sheng chime big flower drum, enough to be accompanied by dozens of musical instruments, surrounded by music, drinking wine and talking, but also mixed with the laughter of men and women.
When the backyard servant led a man in a silver robe on stage, the audience was silent, those Lady Kuo's eyes were round, and the old bustard communicated with Ji Yanyu in the attic with her eyes, and she understood that she would take the stage and introduce: "Everyone! This is the first beautiful man who has gone viral recently, Zhao Gongzi, who is now the cultivator of the Heavenly Master's Mansion, in the future, Zhao Daochang will not be able to take care of the shop, and the third VIP seat will be reserved for him for a long time, if you have a cultivator, ask; If you are confused about self-cultivation, you can ask Zhao Daochang, and he will patiently answer them one by one! ”
After saying that, the old bustard did not forget to give a tacit look to several Miss Kuotai.
Then the old bustard led the personable Zhao Daochang to the middle of the VIP seat, and the vacant soft chairs around him were instantly chartered by the noble lady.
A woman stretched out her hands impatiently: "Daochang Zhao, can you help the slave family look at palmistry, the slave family has been sleepless all night lately!" ”
The gorgeously dressed Kuo Tai also followed and put his hand on his shoulder: "I heard that the Taoist family has a double cultivation method, I don't know if the elder can teach one or two, money is not a problem!" ”
Another older lady asked, "The Taoist has such a fair complexion. Tender, I don't know what the secret to health care is? ”
……
Zhao Zhengli is full of black lines, where is this VIP seat, it is clearly a wolf's den, he was forced to talk nonsense in a serious manner, who knew that someone actually started directly, pinched his face, touched his waist, and held his hand, which made Zhao Meinan panic, and secretly decided to this only once, and he would not do it for five thousand taels next time.
Ji Yanyu was very cheerful upstairs, and saw Zhao Zhengli deflated; Laughing forward and backward, flowers and branches.
Zhao Meinan struggled for half an hour in a group of noble women, and fled back to the inner courtyard in a trance, Ji Yanyu was sipping tea in several cases at the moment, and Zhao Daochang, who was living for the rest of his life after the catastrophe, couldn't help but laugh again: "It seems that Daochang is very popular!" How many of them are rich ladies, I don't know if you pay attention to it? ”
Zhao Zhengli went into the house to change into his long shirt and left, and went out of the room to complain: "Those old ladies are more ruthless than you, I am shallow, and I can't accept your fat difference!" This is the only time, and it should be smoothed out for the night stay. ”
After finishing speaking, he left from the back door of the inner courtyard, for fear that he would be eaten alive if he was slow for a second, Ji Yanyu hurriedly chased out the door and shouted: "The price is negotiable, remember to come back to me when you think clearly!" ”
Zhao Daochang didn't reply to her when he heard it, as if it was a demon cave, he felt that he had betrayed his soul, and he jumped in two by three and disappeared into the outer city in the night.
About an hour after returning to his mansion, Bi Rou was ironing the cheongsam he was wearing a few days ago with charcoal, and a figure suddenly appeared in the backyard so frightened that Bi Rou dropped the ironing iron, and the red charcoal burned the cheongsam out of several holes, she couldn't help but "ah", and saw that it was Zhao Zhengli who was angry and blamed: "Dao Chief, why don't you go through the gate?" It has to come down from heaven! ”
Several people in the house rushed over when they heard the sound, there were maids and servants, Biyu and Zhang Ziya, and to Zhao Zhengli's surprise, Li Zhanyi and Yu Xiaowei were also there.
Several people stared at each other in the backyard, and Zhao Zhengli took the initiative to grin: "Good evening, everyone!" ”
They were all stunned and waiting for him.
Birou pointed to her face in embarrassment and motioned to him: "Why do you have red lip prints on your face?" ”
Biyu took two steps forward and said, "Where are you going to fool around?" ”
Yu Xiaowei and Li Zhanyi showed slight disdain in their eyes, while the maid and servant snickered and pretended not to see each other disperse.
Zhao Zhengli didn't explain, and locked his eyes on Zhang Ziya, who was peeking in the corner, and his anger arose.
Zhang Ziya instinctively turned around and fled, who knew that Zhao Daochang was extremely fast, a dodge blocked his retreat, and then dragged him to the open space in the backyard, Zhang Ziya's mustache trembled slightly, begging for mercy: "Dao Chief, Dao Chang has a misunderstanding, there is really a misunderstanding!" ”
Zhao Zhengli didn't listen to his explanation, he was beaten up on his head and face, and Zhang Ziya held his head without fighting back: "Oops! Oops, don't slap your face, don't slap your face! ”
The unaware crowd in the rear was so frightened by the violent scene that they bared their teeth and grinned, and when they came back, they went out to drink and came back, and they still beat people? Seems too overbearing!
Half a quarter of an hour later, Zhang Ziya's swollen face trembled and got up, wanting to cry without tears and complaining: "I said that I don't slap my face, why do you keep staring at it?" ”
Daoist Zhao ignored Zhang Ziya, who was swollen into a pig's face, turned his head and said to Yu Xiaowei with a smile: "What is the important matter of Miss Yu's visit today?" ”
The gentle tone was in stark contrast to the brutal picture just now, Yu Xiaowei was frightened, and saw that his red lips were resentful out of thin air: "It's unfortunate to come today, senior Zhan Yi, let's go back first!" ”
After speaking, she took the lead in trotting out of the backyard, Li Zhanyi followed closely, and Biyu and Birou were full of doubts: "Didn't Miss Yu come to learn swords from the Taoist chief?" ”
Zhao Zhengli glanced at the night sky and spread his hands: "Maybe it's too late!" ”
The Bijia sisters locked their eyes on the striking red lips on his face again, and sighed sadly, feeling that their two sisters had finally disappeared into his eyes!
My heart couldn't help but feel a little cold, and it hurt an inch.
In the next few days, Zhao Daochang monotonously went back and forth between the Heavenly Master's Mansion and his own mansion, since he entered Beijing and was sealed, no visitors came to the door, even his colleagues rarely communicated, except for the occasional record of him a few months ago on the rivers and lakes, his whereabouts in the capital were like mud cows entering the sea, during which he replied to Qingcheng Mountain a few letters that reported good news and not bad news, and then basically read books in the attic of the Heavenly Master's Mansion.
After more than half a month of such days, until he was broken by the Xuanshi in the blue robe of the Heavenly Master's Mansion, it was Wudang disciple Zhang Baishan, born with thick eyebrows and big eyes, thin bones, he came a few months earlier than Zhao Zhengli, caught up with the assessment in the first half of the year, and was promoted to the Xuanshi seat with the quality of the sect master, and now he reads books to the third level.
It stands to reason that the two have no grievances, but recently the prestige of Zhao Daochang on the rivers and lakes is too loud, and he can't stand the comparison of the sects with people with a heart, he learned that Zhao Daochang and Song Maoling fought to a tie in Situ Jianzhuang, and his competitive spirit drove Zhang Baishan's impulse to fight, so as to verify his own gap.
Of course, he also thought about challenging Song Maoling, but he is the sixth prince today, and he is the beloved apprentice of the heavenly master, so there is some pressure to exert it, Zhao Zhengli is different, and they are all sent to Beijing by the Jianghu sect like them, and they can only let go of their hands and feet to fight without too much relationship.
Knowing such a ridiculous reason, Zhao Daochang was a little funny, cultivating true martial arts, and the Wudang Great Sect that established Xuanwu and Dangxing also learned to watch people cook?
Zhao Zhengli rushed to read the book, ignoring this young Wudang disciple, he found for the first time that reading books would be addictive, and he used his spirit to travel through the Taoism of various sects and sects, and found a new law through series communication, this feeling made Zhao Zhengli gradually obsessed!
The injury on Zhang Ziya's face is healed and he is wandering around the capital all day long, Zhao Zhengli wants to apologize, looking back and thinking about this guy's oily and tight, he must let him understand the sense of proportion, and he can't make assertions, if he relaxes the bottom line, maybe he will do something.
The Bijia sisters deliberately snubbed Zhao Daochang at first, and Zhang Ziya saw the clue, so he explained that he wore a red lip print that day, to the effect that Zhao Daochang sacrificed his hue to help Qinglou solicit customers in order to repay the favor of Miaoyin Pavilion......
After listening to the two sisters, they blamed themselves and moved, and then they were like full-time hostesses who took care of the mansion in an orderly manner, and served Zhao Zhengli to the fullest.
On this day, Birou went shopping and brought back the quarterly list of Changle Fang, there are civil and military lists, beauty lists, to Zhao Daochang's surprise, he was actually on the list, and he was also ranked first in the realm of martial arts grandmasters, and he severely pressed the Khitan national master of the half-step grandmaster, such a dazzling position made his eyelids jump, which is not sure that he is erecting an opponent all over the world.
Few people in the realm of the great grandmaster come forward, the list that has not changed for several years, the position of the first class is still vacant, it is said to be reserved for the land immortals, the second is actually the Khitan Yeluxiao, the third is the three saints of the temple of the Qingguo Heavenly Master's Mansion, the Confucian master Mu Deqing, the Taoist master Zhao Hongyun, the Buddhist teacher Yuanyi, and the head of the eight protectors of the Dali country, Master Jueyan.
The first on the beauty list is also vacant, I heard that it is left to a certain fairy on the three immortal islands of the East China Sea, the world has never seen it, it is rumored that she is really a fairy, the second is Duan Xiaoxiao, the princess of Dali, Ji Yanyu, who is so beautiful that Qingguo is incomprehensible, ranks third, and the fourth falls on Yan Peina, the concubine of the Western Xia Emperor, Qingguo Jiangnan has won five or six places in succession, respectively, Ye Mei, the daughter of the Ye family, Cai Yan, the Jiangnan sect, and the seventh is the high beauty of Dali, it is said that she is the granddaughter of Dali Daxiangguo, Yu Xiaowei was thrown to the eighth place, Thinking about the comprehensive conditions, she is lacking, but she is still gradually improving, and I believe that it will be her home field in a few years, which makes Zhao Daochang have a strong interest in the beauties of the world.
The first place on the literary list is "Spring", according to the introduction of a teenage girl in Jiangnan, the article is clean and elegant, and is evaluated by the world as "the only pure land of the sea of books!" ”
The second "Laughing Red Dust", the author is unknown, the sad story of love and hate in the book harvests the bitter tears of a large number of boys and girls, most people read this book and once doubted whether true love exists? The influence was too great and was even banned by the literary world, but it still did not reduce the popularity, if it was not banned in the literary world; It will far surpass the first "Spring".
The third class "Dream Leisurely", a happy bloody story of the rivers and lakes, satisfies the spiritual sustenance of all readers, pulls out a knife to help when the road is uneven, kills the bandits and robbers, and the heroes and beauties of the rivers and mountains are all taken! It is evaluated by the world as a fantasy wonderland.
There are also poems such as "Drifting Snow on the Side" and "Drinking Wine to Toast the Three Autumns", but they are far less resonant with the world than the top three.
Zhao Zhengli just glanced at it in a hurry, he didn't dare to be interested in these biting words, and cultivating the avenue was the right way.
Unexpectedly, on the second day, the Bi family sisters went to the street to buy the top three books on the literary list, and they spent time looking at the thick stacks of books.
Zhao Daochang did not stop or encourage, everyone has their own pursuits, and their thoughts are completely different, how to be happy!
Yu Xiaowei didn't come to the mansion again for nearly half a month, maybe she beat Zhang Ziya too brutally last time, which cast a shadow on her.
For a while, Zhao Zhengli's world seemed to have nothing but the Bi family sisters and the Taoist cheats of the Heavenly Master's Mansion?
Time is full and single, Zhao Lao Tianshi has never appeared since he brought him back to the Heavenly Master's Mansion from the palace, and I heard other people from the Heavenly Master's Mansion say that this is normal, if the Heavenly Master appears frequently one day, it means that something big has happened.
Lidong; The intimate Birou prepared a pot of red stewed mutton for Zhao Daochang, the sisters and Zhao Daochang sat around the fire and ate grease and water, he listened to the two sisters' reading experience, and the most they talked about was the banned "Laughing Hongchen", and the atmosphere of eating well was hard to be eaten by the two of them The feeling of parting meal, crying pear blossoms with rain, crying silently, which made Zhao Daochang very curious about this book, took and flipped through the two pages and threw the book directly away, scolding: "Damn, don't you die of grievance after reading this book?" ”
The weather in the north is getting colder, the leaves are withering, the lake is covered with thin ice, and the smell of winter is getting stronger.
Early the next morning, Zhao Zhengli was disturbed by a figure galloping into the courtyard, and then twisted the long sword and looked out, the Bi family sisters also noticed it, and saw the bloodstains left on the grass in the backyard, the three of them became more and more cautious, and found Zhang Ziya's house along the bloodstains, which Zhao Zhengli specially left for him, but the guy hasn't come back for five or six days recently, is this bloodstain possible?
Thinking of this, the door opened and a person wrapped like a zongzi walked out, and everyone was jumped: "Big brother, are you walking silently?" I'm a wounded and have a bad heart! ”
Zhao Zhengli and the three of them took a look, and from the classic mustache, it was undoubtedly Zhang Ziya.
Biyu was surprised and asked, "It's wrapped like a dumpling; Are you going to see Qu Yuan? ”
Birou glanced at Biyu, who was joking, and then changed her words: "Zhang Zhuangshi, what's the matter with your injury?" ”
Zhao Zhengli didn't even ask, he sneaked back early in the morning to bandage his wounds, and he didn't do anything good.
Sure enough; Zhang Ziya didn't say anything for a long time, and finally sighed: "I was beaten for drinking flower wine!" ”
“……”
The three were speechless.
Zhang Ziya hurriedly complained: "But these are all for Daoist Zhao!" ”
Zhao Zhengli was stunned and asked, "Where to start?" ”
Zhang Ziya limped towards the inner room, Birou opened the maid in advance, and the fireplace in the backyard left Zhang Ziya and Zhao Daochang.
He was aggrieved and recounted what happened to him.
Zhang Ziya, who was swollen by Zhao Daochang, felt guilty after being injured, because some of the contract was suspected of being tricked and signed by Miaoyin Pavilion, so he planned to go to Ji Yanyu to destroy the contract, and took Ji Yanyu's proposal to let him do three things to tear up the contract, Zhang Ziya did it honestly, where did he know that the first request was to let him go to Changle Hall to inquire about the news of the infighting in the imperial court, the news was found out, but it also caused trouble for him, and he was assassinated inexplicably, but fortunately, he was able to protect himself and avoid causing trouble to Zhao Daochang, so he ran out of the city and hid for a few days.
After returning to the city, he went to Miaoyin Pavilion to complete the second thing, and Ji Yanyu asked him to rob outside the city in the name of Jianghu people; Picking out scholars and literati to come and go, this task didn't bring much of a deal. Trouble, those invectives all over the city didn't hurt him at all.
The third thing made him go to lift the roof of Jingfu in the middle of the night, and left a limerick poem: "The third-rate literature is two or two inks, and everything is in hand, abandon the horse pawn and not let him live, and the Liukou will definitely break the door!" ”
After speaking, Zhang Ziya took out a piece of tissue paper from his arms, which was the contract that Zhang Ziya got back after completing three things.
Zhao Zhengli sat on the chair after hearing this: "You don't understand the meaning of this limerick?" ”
Zhang Ziya felt that something was wrong and said cautiously: "Understand a little bit, depreciating them literati don't know how to pretend to understand, Ziya also thinks that those literati are very sour, the big truth is better than anyone else, and it doesn't matter if you do practical things!" ”
Zhao Zhengli slapped his head: "You are being used as a gun by Ji Yanyu!" Even if you don't get the contract back, she can't take this way, why don't you discuss it with me! She's pushing you into the fire pit with every step, and you're not alert at all? ”
Zhang Ziya didn't know what he meant: "What fire pit? ”
Zhao Zheng smoked angrily: "Naturally, it is a party struggle in the imperial court!" ”
"I'm not from the court, what does the party struggle have to do with me?"
"You are following this Dao all the way to Beijing, and this Dao is now working in the Heavenly Master's Mansion, your every move is related to this Dao in the eyes of outsiders, and she is dragging this Dao into the water with your hand!"
"What? This woman is so scheming? ”
Zhao Zhengli put away the contract and didn't speak for a long time.
Glancing at his wounds, he asked, "Who wounded you?" ”
Zhang Ziya sighed when he mentioned this: "I thought it was no big deal when I lifted the roof of Jingfu, so I went to the Qinglou to drink some flower wine to celebrate, but I didn't think that Jingfu Keqing was a ruthless character, and he took the forbidden army to surround me in the Qinglou, and finally escaped!" ”
“……”
Zhao Zhengli had a feeling of wanting to strangle him.
Then he took out a stack of silver tickets and stuffed it into him and said: "You go out of the city to hide for a few days temporarily, it is estimated that soon the forbidden army will issue a wanted notice for the whole city, and with my current ability, I will definitely not be able to protect you." ”
Zhang Ziya was very moved, and Zhang Daochang, who was usually stingy, was so generous to him when he was in danger: "Daochang, I ...... it"
"No need to thank you, these few hundred taels should be lent to you first."
Then he said angrily, "I have to go and meet that first Oiran for a while!" ”
Zhang Ziya seemed to feel that he was in trouble, and he was stunned for a long time and squeezed out: "Okay!" ”