On the train to Zhenghai City

Lin Feng was dressed in a white shirt, light blue jeans, and a gossip bag, shuttling through the crowd.

There is no problem with staying in the summer, but now that it is winter, there are only three possibilities to wear it like this.

One is mentally ill, the other is pretending to be a criminal, and the third must not be an ordinary person.

Lin Feng belongs to the middle of the latter two, and with his cultivation, he has long been not afraid of the cold, and there is another reason, naturally in order to highlight his figure, pretend to be X.

The car started, the crowd also settled down, the noise in the small carriage was endless, Lin Feng found his seat and sat down.

Opposite him are two beautiful women, one wearing a low-cut see-through top and a bottom-up little black dress that is exposed and bewitching. The other is a pure JK, with a high ponytail and a student girl.

Although Lin Feng inherited his master's genes for appreciating beauty, he was still not interested in this kind of woman.

With a sigh, he turned his head to lean against the car window, looking out the window at the mountains and mountains, thinking about Master's words before leaving.

"Yo! Lili, look at the little brother opposite, he looks so handsome, his chest muscles are so big, he looks very fierce, I will not charge for him to order my station, and give him a red envelope......"

The one who said this was the bewitching girl of the two girls opposite, and her voice was not loud, but for a high-level martial artist like Lin Feng, her hearing was naturally different from ordinary people.

Lin Feng raised his head and threw out a sentence leisurely.

"Huh! Huh! Huh! I'm telling you, don't worry about your master's body! Master, I am handsome and fierce, but this heavenly master does not eat chicken. ”

But anyone who is so scolded by him will be angry, not to mention that he will expose people's professions when he comes up, yes, the second daughter opposite is the nightclub escort girl.

"Shax, you're sick, what age is the Heavenly Master, and you came out to pretend to be a ghost, you think you're the Heavenly Master with a broken bag."

Lin Feng looked unconvinced, and said with a troubled face: "You are sick, you, you, you have uterine erosion, and you, you have irregular menstruation." ”

As soon as the words fell, the woman's face turned red instantly, and she pulled the woman next to her.

"Alright! Sister Hong ignored him. ”

Sister Hong glanced at Lin Feng, "It's really a dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth." ”

Lin Feng was not to be outdone, and replied casually: "Don't you talk nonsense, if a dog's mouth can spit out ivory words, this Heavenly Master will not go down the mountain, how good it is to raise a dog on the mountain." ”

Sister Hong almost didn't fall up in one breath, she had never seen such a scoundrel. To say that the second daughter was unlucky enough to meet Lin Feng, in addition to cultivating on the mountain, he was arguing with his master.

Once, he went to the widow's house to find a master, and because the dog barked twice, he scolded the dog for depression and ran away from home.

If you want to say that the two of them are also interesting, not to mention that they may not be opponents when Lao Guo comes.

There was no word all the way, and the train radio sounded at half past five in the evening.

"Zhenghai City Station is about to arrive, please bring your belongings and prepare to get off the train ......"

Lin Feng casually took out a notebook from his satchel, wrote down his mobile phone number, and handed it to Lili who was packing her backpack opposite.

"I actually saw that you were in trouble a long time ago, and there is my phone number on it, you can call me if you need to."

After saying that, he turned his head and left, and threw out a sentence, "Let's say okay first!" If you don't have any money, forget it, this Heavenly Master's fee is very high! ”

After saying goodbye to the two of them, it was already evening, Lin Feng looked at the unfamiliar city in front of him, neon flashing everywhere, high-rise buildings were standing in a forest, and pedestrians on the street were busy as far as the eye could see.

I secretly thought in my heart, "The bustling metropolis master is here, the old immortal, you just see how the master makes a fortune!" ”

In my heart, YY WeChat ringtone rang, took out his mobile phone and saw that it was the master calling, and after connecting it, the familiar and obscene face appeared on the screen.

"Good apprentice, get out of the car!"

"You are embarrassed to call me, I have served you for more than ten years, and I will not be driven down the mountain without a penny, not to mention, such a long journey, the master is a generation of heavenly masters, high-level martial artists, plus peerless miracle doctors, you don't buy me a plane ticket, just forget it, and buy a hard seat for the master."

The bad old man smiled evilly: "Alas, as a teacher, I want you to be sympathetic to the people's feelings, how about it, the big city is better than ours on the mountain!" ”

Lin Feng was also not polite, "It's definitely better than guarding you bad old man," Lin Feng said as he deliberately raised his phone.

"Look at this beautiful woman in short skirts all over the street, she is much better than your widow! I don't want to talk to you about being poor, let's talk about finding a master. ”

The old immortal hung a flattering face: The master has taken a business order for you, you go tomorrow, and I will send you the address later.

"What the hell, this Heavenly Master has fallen to this point? Do I have to go on my own? If you don't send a car to pick it up, you used to choose a yin house for the villagers under the mountain, and you will also send a donkey cart! ”

The bad old man on the mobile phone screen turned his face, looked righteous, and said with a serious face: You and I are people who cultivate the way of heaven, don't always wear a stinky shelf, as the so-called saving people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, don't always care about fame and fortune.

"Fart, the ghost believes you, and the ghost who believes in you will let you die."

"If you want me to go, it's okay, let's say, how much money will the master give you this time, I will go down the mountain and spend a lot, this time we will both score 55 points."

No matter how you say it, Lin Feng didn't believe that the old immortal would be kind enough to help people do things for free. On the screen, the bad old man changed his seriousness with a crying tone and wiped his dry eyelids.

"The child is older! I can't do it! Stinky boy, I forgot who fed you with a handful of and urine, do you say that the master can be the one who is greedy for your two jujubes? I'm afraid that when you first enter the city, you will be blinded by the prosperity in front of you, and you will squander the money in three or two days. ”

The old immortal said shamelessly.

Lin Feng shook his head and said very disdainfully: Old man, I said that you are also an earth immortal, why don't you have any positive shape at all, forget it, I am too lazy to bother with you, you remember that the toiling masses will one day turn over and be liberated.

The master on the other end of the phone changed his expression and became serious.

"Alright! Don't be poor with you, I will send you the phone address of the victim. Also, don't forget to tell the master to check the matter before leaving, it is very important for you to go down the mountain alone, so be careful in everything. ”

After speaking, he hung up directly without waiting for Lin Feng to reply, don't look at his master's old and unserious appearance, but he has surpassed the existence of the Heavenly Master, and his cultivation has already reached the level of an earth immortal.

Lin Feng shook his head, let out a long sigh, and walked straight to a station hotel with no star rating.

After opening the room, I took a hot shower, lay on the bed and watched TV, and after looking for a whole circle, I found that it was all news broadcasts, so I turned on my mobile phone and saw that the group was chatting lively.

I don't want to be an abbot: the bed board in the temple is too hard, let's hurry up and stay in the hotel.

And with a picture, the plaque at the door of the hotel reads "That Night Love Hotel"

Fortune teller by touching his chest: Old bald donkey, I don't think you dislike the hard bed board of the temple, you are taking the pilgrims to open the room!

Fall in love with a ghost: That is, if you dare to send an address, I will take five hundred little ghosts to crusade against you on behalf of justice.

I don't want to be an abbot: you two goods are no better, a handsome man who falls in love with a group of female ghosts all day long, a fortune teller who sets up a stall at the gate of the university all day long, and a good person, I care about the suffering public and undresses them.

……

Lin Feng shook his head and smiled bitterly, and at this time, the mobile phone rang, and it was an unfamiliar number.

After connecting it, a sweet voice came from the earpiece of the mobile phone.

"Yes, Lin Tianshi? I am, I'm Liu Lili, we met on the train. ”

Lin Feng smiled evilly and said, "It's me, how about it, you miss me just after you separated!" ”

Liu Lili on the other side of the phone was a little embarrassed, and said hesitantly: Lin Tianshi, you, can you help me.

Lin Feng played with the remote control in his hand, "On the train today, I know what happened to you, come to me!" ”

"You, can you come to me? I was scared and always felt like something was then leaning my neck. On the phone, Liu Lili said with a crying embarrassment.

"Alright! Let's first say that the price of the door-to-door service w can be obtained, you add my micro X, and send the address over. ”

After hanging up the phone, Lin Feng didn't forget to show off to the old hooligans in the group.

"Alas, sir, I just got off the mountain and was taken in by a beautiful woman on the train, so I had to go to her house, it's really annoying that she looks handsome."

After sending the message, I changed my clothes, went downstairs to sweep a shared bicycle, and ran away according to the address sent by Liu Lili.

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