Chapter 19: The Dead Hole
The smiling tiger is like a fly in its mouth.
The face was full of grievances, the boss with staring eyes, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, but he still dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak.
I can only put on my pants and squat down, don't mention that expression, don't be funny.
"Smack"
There was another muffled sound, a slap on the back of the smiling tiger's head, and then a loud roar.
"Hurry up and pull !!"
......
Lin Feng squatted down, his cold eyes glaring at Scarface, who was sitting on the ground.
"Your name is Dao Ye?"
At this time, the scarred face, although for the non-human Lin Feng, was a little afraid.
But it's not like that, just kneel down like a little ruffian and beg for mercy. After all, he is also one of the three major gangs in Zhenghai City, the hall master of the Kitchen Knife Gang.
You must know that the three major gangs in Zhenghai City in the early days were only the Qinglong Gang, the Zhongyi Society, and the Blood Wolf Gang.
And the Kitchen Knife Gang, which can completely annihilate the Blood Wolf Gang and replace them, is enough to prove their ferocity.
Although, the kitchen knife gang is a rabble, and the rabble absorbed after the war. But the gold content of each branch hall master is still very high.
It has to be a veteran-level figure who made great achievements during the battle against the Blood Wolf Gang.
To be able to get to this position, it is all hard work, and naturally it is not an ordinary person.
……
"I'm planted today, don't talk so much nonsense, if you want to kill or chop you, please do whatever you want."
Scar's face was crossed, and he understood that he was not Lin Feng's opponent. There is no need to do useless struggles, a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.
"Yo he! It turns out that in this world, there are really people who are not afraid of death! ”
Lin Feng's eyes became cold, he stood up, turned his head and took two steps forward, and said coldly with his back to Scarface.
"Today's master, I will fulfill your !!"
Immediately, his right hand flipped and pinched out his fingers, popping out a gas-like condensation and flying towards Scarface's death hole.
"Forehead ......"
With a muffled snort, the scarface behind him fell to the ground with a bang, only to feel a strong feeling of suffocation. The whole body was convulsing, the green muscles were bursting up, the face was flushed, and he struggled to squeeze out a sentence.
"You ......"
"You, you, yes, I, did, what did ......"
At this time, the smiling tiger who was squatting on the ground, seeing that Scarface suddenly fell to the ground, rushed up and kept shaking and asking.
"Big brother, big brother, what's wrong with you? Eldest brother. ”
Scarface, who was lying on the ground twitching, muttered in his mouth.
"Call, call for help, escort, car. Report, police, call the police......"
A black man will ask the police for shelter, which is probably the biggest joke Lin Feng has ever heard.
It also fully shows that those who often say that they don't want to die, when their lives are really at stake, no one is really afraid.
Even if it's the Black Society, it's nothing more than that.
Lin Feng sneered: "I have countless ways to make your death flawless, so that the police can't find out." ”
"There are also countless ways to make those quacks have no cure."
Actually, Lin Feng really didn't brag.
The death point where Scar Face is pointed, also known as Tanzhong Point, is also the first death point in the human body.
It belongs to the Ren vein, which is too yin and less yin. Hand sun, less yang, the convergence point of any pulse.
Once hit, it will cause internal qi to diffuse, difficulty breathing, and confusion.
If you don't get timely treatment, you will really die.
"Yes, young man, kill him, and I'll testify to you......"
"Dude! I'll prove it to you, and I'll say you're with my wife......"
"That's right! I can also attest to ......"
"Auntie can also testify to you, I'll just say that you watch TV in my bed......"
……
The lively residents upstairs kept shouting to testify for Lin Feng.
The smiling tiger saw himself and had become a rat crossing the street. Now that Scarface was angry, he hurriedly crawled to Lin Feng's side, hugging his legs and begging for mercy.
"Grandpa, grandpa! Just let my big brother go! I beg you for my eldest brother, can't I do it for you! Please!! ”
Lin Feng kicked the smiling tiger back to the spot like a ball, and shouted.
"You deserve it too?"
Immediately after, he looked at the dying Scarface and reminded.
"That's right! You have a minute left, and if you're really not afraid of death, you can try. ”
……
"Master, I, wrong, wrong. Please, please, you ......"
Scarface still couldn't survive to the end after all, and chose the former between life and face. squeezed out a sentence with all his might, and passed out.
Lin Feng snorted coldly and said disdainfully.
"Doesn't it seem like you're like that?"
With that, he pinched his fingers in his right hand, and with a drop of air, flew towards Scarface's chest again.
Then, shouted upstairs.
"Huh...... Who has water for washing feet, toilet water that hasn't been flushed after pulling it, and swill that hasn't had time to pour it after brushing the pot? ”
At this time, a dead fat house urn replied angrily: "Big guy, my toilet has blocked me, and there is a bucket!" ”
The aunt on the fifth floor said in a melodious voice: "Eh, guy! Auntie, there's swill here! ”
The uncle on the seventh floor replied in a hoarse voice: "Young man, I have footwater at home." ”
The young lady on the eighth floor shouted in a sweet voice, "Little brother! There is no toilet water in my sister's house, there is urinal water that has not been poured, is it okay......"
……
Lin Feng crossed his hands on his hips, tried to hold back a smile, and shouted upstairs.
"Enough is enough, not so much."
"Listen to me, now this gentleman has fallen and fainted, I need to borrow something from you to save him, save this gentleman, you will work."
"I'll hide in the door of the unit first, and when you hear one, two, three, you start splashing down."
Residents upstairs responded.
"Okay, got it, get out of the way......"
Lin Feng trotted all the way into the unit door, and the smiling tiger was not stupid, and he followed closely when he saw that the situation was not good.
The two of them looked at each other, smiling tiger baring his teeth and smiling at Lin Feng.
Lin Feng didn't have the courage to ask.
"What?"
"Hide, hide, hide for a while." , the smiling tiger still has a smirk.
Lin Feng looked serious and pointed behind him.
"Huh! You see there are airplanes!! ”
The smiling tiger looked back and touched his head.
"Where to fly, ah......"
Lin Feng kicked on the smiling tiger's ass. He flew back to Scarface's side again.
"One! Two! Three!!! ”
The smiling tiger, who was still screaming and wailing, heard Lin Feng shouting three, and subconsciously raised his head to observe the situation.
Crash......
Syllable......
Coincidentally, a lump of things smashed on the face, and it looks like it should have been lost by a dead fat house. The smiling tiger was stunned for a moment, and it was difficult to judge whether to wipe it or not.
"Let's get some sparse, let's get some sparse ......"
Crash......
Swish......
Wow......
Scarface woke up from his coma and sat up, looking confused.
looked at the smiling tiger, it had already been poured into a soup chicken.
"Huh! Tiger? ”
Scarface laughed excitedly.
"Hahahaha...... I'm not dead, haha, I'm not dead......"
Wow......
A pot of mixture, poured over Scarface's bald head. In the excitement just now, he opened his mouth wide. At this time, a enoki mushroom hung from the corner of his mouth.
As for whether it was before the meal or after the meal, it is unknown.
"Huh...... Enough is enough, all the neighbors stop! ”
Lin Feng shouted, covered his stomach that was cramping with laughter, and walked out. But instead of approaching the two, he hid far away.
At this time, the scarred face, the shiny head, and the big face covered with thick stubble were all stained with slimy filth.
Coupled with the stench of being filthy all over his body, he was sure.
"Vomit...... Vomit...... ...... vomit"
Involuntarily, vomiting continuously. The corners of his mouth cracked and twitched.
"Hmm...... Ah......h
That's right, he cried. Crying is very funny, crying like a bald pseudo-mother with a beard.
The smiling tiger glanced at Scarface, and also cried with a "...... ah".
……
The two are used to being arrogant on weekdays, and they spend every day smashing and robbing. Today, when I met Lin Feng, the demon king of the mixed world, it can be regarded as a god's eyes.
At this time, Lin Feng walked to the bench that fell to the ground, and with a slight lift of his toes, the chair flew high and spun around in the air a few times.
"When the ......"
The chair slammed into the ground, and the frightened Scarface and Smiling Tiger's body trembled.
Lin Feng sat down on the bench and crossed Erlang's legs. Like a king in the world, he looked at the two people not far away.
"Two things, I just said, this Heavenly Master has to charge for massage, and you have brought a total of forty-three, charging per head, one thousand per head."
"Rounding up, a total of 50,000 will be charged to you, do you have any opinions?"
Scarface frowned, and said with a crying voice: "Master, did you miscalculate, rounding up, shouldn't you ......?"
"Uh-huh!!"
Lin Feng interrupted him, put away Erlang's legs, put his left arm on his leg, and leaned forward. A pair of cold eyes stared at Scarface.
"Then what do you mean, this Heavenly Master miscalculated!!"
Scarface was stared at with a cold war, for fear of angering Lin Feng, and then confessing his own life.
"No, no, you're right! You're right! In order to express his sincerity, he deliberately slapped himself in the mouth.
Lin Feng nodded with satisfaction and continued.
"Just now, this Heavenly Master saved your life, and I am adding 100,000 yuan! A total of 150,000 yuan, cash, micro-heart, or support treasure. ”
150,000, Scarface was stunned at the time, and couldn't help scolding again in his heart.
"Skron, I'll be your whole family. This kid is not only a strong man, but also a shameless scoundrel, Shk Lang of the dog day, why did you let me provoke him......"
"Besides, you were there to save me, and you almost killed me."
That regret in my heart! The hatred in my heart! This is really a scoundrel, running into an old scoundrel.
Lin Feng saw that Scarface was slow to respond, and shouted.
"Isn't your life worth a hundred thousand!!
"Value, value, value, I'll transfer it to you!"
With a flattering smile on his face, Scarface stood up, took out his mobile phone, and walked towards Lin Feng.
"Eh, eh! Don't come here, get back! ”
Lin Feng covered his nose, his face full of disgust.
"138........ my mobile phone number, you can just turn it around."
In a moment, the mechanical voice announcement of the treasure sounded.
"Alipay arrived, 150,000 yuan."
"Okay, the second thing, the people with you cleaned those things and put the stone balls back in place."
Lin Feng pointed to the filth that had been spilled upstairs just now.
Scarface wiped his tears from his eyes, thinking to himself, what kind of request is this? Dude, it's also a black club, you let us clean up the, pee and garbage?
Lin Feng urged: "Why are you still stunned?" Why don't you do it soon!! ”
Scarface looked at the smiling tiger and looked at Lin Feng with a frown.
"We don't have a broom!!"
Lin Feng lit a cigarette and took a sharp breath.
"Did I tell you to use a broom?"
"Take your bunch of stinky fish and shrimp and pick them up with your hands!!"
Scarface's chest continued to rise and fall, and the corners of his mouth twitched and stared at Lin Feng.
"Lin Feng, you ......"
Lin Feng raised his head and asked with a scarred face.
"What !! you"
Scarface was instantly stunned and said like a big girl.
"Humph! You're so handsome! ”
After that, together with the smiling tiger, he walked to the little ruffians who fell to the ground and pretended to be dead.
"it, get out of here."
"! It's also a special outfit! ”
"Mud horses! Look at Lao Tzu and don't kill you when he goes back. ”
……
The two of them kept kicking and beating the little ruffians, and it seemed that this was also their only way to vent now.
A group of more than 40 people, shaking their bodies like walking corpses, wandered among the buildings.
From time to time, there will be a "Gross! Gross! ......", the sound of vomiting.
Plus the night, and the dim light of the streetlights.
It's like a live-action version, Plants vs. Zombies.
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