Chapter Twenty-Three: Don't Lick the Dirty Shoes of the Celestial Master
The old farmers are not bragging, they have been doing farm work for decades, and they also have some strength in their hands.
However, in Lin Feng's opinion, they were all just a group of powerless old men.
Lin Feng looked disdainful and sneered: "Eh! You'd better step back early! If this Heavenly Master beats the old man, wouldn't it be ridiculous for the people of the rivers and lakes to spread the word! ”
The middle-aged man, seeing that this thin young man dared to speak wildly, was also full of disbelief.
"Huh! Since you don't know each other, don't blame the grandfathers for being unkind. ”
Turning to look at the crowd, "Brother, give him some color and take a look!! ”
After that, he rushed over with everyone, "Shoot him to death for me!! ”。
Lin Feng smiled evilly and greeted him, but his body was extremely fast, and he could only see a phantom shadow, constantly shuttling through the crowd, and the scene was chaotic for a while.
"I'll shoot you to death ......"
"I'll kill you......"
"Holy! His grandma's, I'll let your kid run for me......"
"Holy, I'll stone you to death......"
……
For a while, all the old farmers were tricked, and as soon as Lin Feng was locked and smashed down, the people had already disappeared.
"Eh, eh! Master is here! ”
Lin Feng's voice sounded behind everyone. frightened, everyone hurriedly turned back.
At this time, Lin Feng, with his hands in his pockets, leisurely took two puffs of cigarettes, muttering to himself.
"Alas! I haven't practiced for too long, and my speed can't work......"
He immediately reminded the crowd.
"Huh! Hurry up and put your pants on. ”
As he spoke, Zhang Lanxin, who was twenty meters away, pouted.
"There's a on one side, be careful of biting your second master."
Everyone was stunned for a moment, but when they looked down, they realized that their pants had fallen to their ankles without knowing when.
Suddenly panicked, the farm tool in his hand fell to the ground with a clatter, hurriedly lifted his pants, and couldn't help but retreat again and again, muttering in his mouth.
"Ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost!!"
Although the young man in front of him did not hurt them, between the gaps in the white horse, they were unaware.
You can untie the belts of the ten of them, and you can also light a cigarette leisurely.
They can't believe it at all, this kind of terrifying speed is also the peerless master in the TV series.
But the young man in front of him doesn't look like a peerless master no matter how he looks at it, so he can only be defined by ghosts.
Lin Feng snorted lightly, and said with impatience on his face: "Don't insult people!" The young master is a Taoist Heavenly Master, but he specializes in catching ghosts! ”
With that, he snorted softly, and under the surprised gaze of everyone, he turned around and walked towards the grave.
……
At this time, Liu Gensheng looked like he didn't care about himself, lying on the grave and choking.
And Zhang Lanxin was already frightened stupid by Lin Feng's ghostly body.
With a panicked face, he kept using his legs and threw himself backwards. A pair of flesh-colored stockings stained with mud, not to mention how embarrassed it was.
"You, what are you going to do! I'll tell you! Don't mess around, I'm not afraid of you! I'll call someone if you come over again! ……”
"Liu Gensheng! Lao Liu! ...... surnamed Liu"
Woo......
Zhang Lanxin called for a while, but Liu Gensheng didn't pay attention to her at all, and immediately cried.
"What howling!! On your knees!!! ”
Lin Feng burst into shouts, and she trembled with fright, got up in a panic, and hurriedly knelt down.
"Ah...... I knelt down for you, I knelt down with you, you spare me! I'm a dog, I'm a, you spare me......"
Lin Feng looked at Zhang Lanxin, whose body was like chaff, and drank it with disgust on his face.
"Turn around, who made you kneel to me, go and excuse the old man!!"
She had already been frightened, and she dared not to obey, so she hurriedly turned her body and kowtowed again and again.
"Old, old man, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's all my ......"
Syllable......
followed by Lin Feng's slap and slapped Liu Gensheng's head. The sound is called a crisp, and the feel is called a good.
Liu Gensheng was awakened from his trance by the fan, and turned his head to look at Lin Feng.
"Lin, Master Linlin, how do you ......"
"What are you doing in a daze? Why don't you kneel down for the old man!! ”
Liu Gensheng didn't dare to hesitate at all, and hurriedly knelt down.
Lin Feng was behind the two of them, pacing back and forth and reprimanded.
"Your old man suffered a lot in the world during his lifetime, and now he is afraid that he will end up in a dead world. If this Heavenly Master doesn't care today, I'm afraid you two dog men and women won't have much time to live. ”
When the two heard that they had little to live, they hurriedly turned around and kowtowed and begged.
"Master Lin! You must save me! I have money, I have money, I have many, many money, I give it all to you, give it to you, give it to you......"
Liu Gensheng had a big pig's head and kept knocking on the ground.
Zhang Lanxin was also full of urgency, "Master Lin!" Help me! It's my dog's eyes that don't know Tarzan......"
As he spoke, he pointed to Liu Gensheng, "This is all his Liu family's business, and it has nothing to do with me." As long as you save me, I will divorce him, I will be a cow and a horse for you, I will serve you well, I will listen to you and I will do whatever you ask me to do......"
After that, he threw himself at Lin Feng's feet, hugged Lin Feng's feet, deliberately shook his buttocks, and rubbed his face against his shoes.
Like a well-behaved little wild cat, it keeps wagging its tail to please its owner.
"Get away!! You rotten bastard, don't lick the shoes of this heavenly master. ”
As soon as Lin Feng raised his foot, there was a scream of "Ah......", and Zhang Lanxin was kicked to the ground.
followed by Lin Feng and shouted.
"Kneel down !!"
Zhang Lanxin trembled and fell to his knees again.
Lin Feng's face was full of disgust as if he had stepped on Xiang, he raised his toes and rubbed them on the ground, and continued to reprimand.
"You dog men and women, you still only care about your dog's life until now, don't you hear that the old man will be distracted!!"
Seeing that the two of them were trembling and didn't reply, Lin Feng shouted.
"Ang !!"
The two of them were immediately devastated, but they still didn't say a word.
Lin Feng asked as he paced in front of the two.
"What happened when you moved the graveyard?"
"Ang!! Speak!! ”
The two of them trembled again, trying to remember
After thinking about it for a long time, Liu Gensheng made sure that there was nothing abnormal, and then said tremblingly.
"No, no, nothing happened! It was Mr. Feng Shui who took a good look at it, and then got the old man out of the old cemetery and buried him here......"
"Then tell me about !!"
Lin Feng looked coldly at Zhang Lanxin, who was silent and lowered his head.
When Zhang Lanxin asked herself, she also had to prevaricate.
"No, no, it's okay, it's just what Lao Liu said......"
Lin Feng shouted angrily when he heard this.
"Fart!! Did you two offend that Feng Shui gentleman!! ”
Zhang Lanxin shook his head again and again, and returned with an innocent and weak face.
"Really, really, no, we are still pointing to others to make a fortune! How could you offend him? ”
Actually, it's not that Lin Feng guessed out of thin air, Mr. Feng Shui took people's money and wealth to eliminate disasters for others.
Even if Mr. Feng Shui was only a shallow learner, he couldn't see that Qinglong was broken. The yin and resentment of the ancestral tomb of the Liu family cannot be explained.
Obviously, someone was deliberately taking revenge on the Liu family and deliberately did something to the old man's grave.
But ordinary people, where do they understand this? Now, it seems that it can only be the two of them who deliberately made things difficult for Mr. Feng Shui, which led to the current situation.
In just one day of getting along, it is not difficult to see that Zhang Lanxin is willful, selfish, and greedy, and Liu Gensheng is obedient to her, and they do this kind of thing.
Lin Feng glanced at the two of them and threw out a sentence.
"Since you don't want to say it, and this Heavenly Master doesn't bother to take care of it, you just wait for death!!"
Then he turned around and made a gesture to leave.
Liu Gensheng was also anxious when he heard this, and hurriedly got up and grabbed Lin Feng's arm and begged.
"Master Lin, Master Lin, don't be angry......"
Then he turned around and pointed at Zhang Lanxin's nose and scolded angrily.
"Zhang Lanxin, what are you still doing in a daze, if you really want to die, don't pull Lao Tzu as a back, tell Master Lin if there is anything!"
There is a way that husband and wife are originally birds of the same forest, and they fly separately when the catastrophe comes.
Now, Liu Gensheng can be regarded as having figured it out, Zhang Lanxin is indeed young and beautiful, and he really can't put it down. But compared to his own life, it is simply not worth mentioning.
"I said, I said, I said ......"
Zhang Lanxin's face was flustered, tears slipped from her eyes, and she choked up and spoke.
……
Mr. Feng Shui back then was an old man who was nearly half a hundred years old.
In Zhenghai City, he is also a well-known figure in Feng Shui.
At that time, the two found him, and his request was to find a feng shui treasure with a reward of 50,000 yuan.
For Liu Gensheng, as long as he can make a fortune, 50,000 yuan is nothing, so he agreed.
The next day, the three of them returned to Liujia Village together.
Mr. Feng Shui is also dedicated, and he used all his life to help the Liu family choose this piece of treasure, which seems to be an excellent treasure of feng shui.
After that, from the auspicious day of the grave to the longevity tribute paper scriptures, all the supplies needed were strictly handled by him.
Seeing that this gentleman was so conscientious and responsible, Liu Gensheng was also very satisfied.
At that time, the construction site was very busy, and there were still a few days before the burial anyway, so it was decided to place Zhang Lanxin here to keep an eye on it, and he returned to Zhenghai City first.
Before leaving, he left 50,000 yuan for Zhang Lanxin and advised.
"Don't leak the money first, wait for the funeral, everything is done, just tell the gentleman that it is only 30,000 yuan, and he will have to do it when the time comes, and it will be too late if he doesn't do it."
After explaining, Liu Gensheng found the gentleman again, gave him a red envelope of 1,000 yuan, and said that after the matter was completed, the remuneration would be paid.
That Mr. Feng Shui, when it comes to doing things, he is more attentive. But how did he know what these two people were planning?
Things went on in an orderly manner, until the burial was over, and when it was time to settle the bill, Zhang Lanxin's hateful face was also revealed.
……
Zhang Lanxin hugged and dragged 36D with both hands, took out 20,000 yuan from his bag, and said proudly.
"Just 20,000, love or not, anyway, this land is finished, the old immortal has been buried, if you don't want it, there is no point."
Naturally, Mr. Feng Shui refused to give up and sat in front of the grave.
"Huh! I not only gave you such a good feng shui treasure land, but also helped you to raise the grave, bury, run before and after the same, I am not doing my best, you can't finish the business, just talk about it! ”
Zhang Lanxin said impatiently: "Don't talk so much nonsense with the old lady, get out of here with the money!! ”
Mr. Feng Shui snorted coldly, "Why are you still scolding!" Is it reasonable not to give money? I won't tell you, I'm looking for your man. ”
After listening to his words, Zhang Lanxin put the money back in his bag and said, "Don't save it, my mother" After that, he turned his head and twisted his ass and left.
"Huh! You can't go, return the money to me, I've seen feng shui for half my life, and it's the first time I've seen a master like you. ”
The feng shui gentleman chased after him and blocked Zhang Lanxin's way.
Zhang Lanxin, who was used to being arrogant and domineering, pointed at the old gentleman's nose and scolded.
"You get out of the way of the old lady!! Don't get out of the old lady and find someone to break your dog's legs!! ”
The old gentleman saw that the money was not coming, so he simply let it out and lay directly on the ground.
"It's reasonable not to give money, right? I still don't believe it, there is no Internet law in this world, and it can't be ......."
Without waiting for him to finish, Zhang Lanxin waved his hand and beckoned the helpers from the same village.
"Break his leg for me!!"
The old farmer who came to help at the beginning didn't listen, Zhang Lanxin glared at everyone and said angrily.
"What are you doing in a daze! The obedient are five hundred per person, and the disobedient don't want to get a penny!! ”
……