In the early morning, a ray of sunlight shone through the floor-to-ceiling window, shining on Lin Fengjun's cold face.

He squinted his eyes and stood up from the couch, stretched, and muttered something in his mouth.

"Wake up in the morning, face the sun, and your heart is full of magical power!"

"Hey! Hey ......"

Punched two punches, full of energy, and shouted.

"Dry !!"

After a simple wash, Lin Feng faced the mirror, patted his strong ten-pack abs, and threw a wink at himself.

"This figure, bullnose !!"

casually turned over a short-sleeved shirt on his body, carried the fortune-telling flag, went downstairs to buy two buns, and walked straight towards the People's Square.

Migrant worker Lin Feng can be regarded as online.

He thrust the fortune-telling flag into the grass, crossed his hands on his waist, sank into the dantian, and shouted.

"Huh! Let's take a look around! Fortune telling! Fortune telling! ”

"Grasp the lifeblood of ancient and modern, and skillfully calculate the joys and sorrows of life......"

"Explore the yin and patrol the yang, and relieve the worries of the world. Fu Demon Guardian Road, keep one side safe! ”

"Knowledgeable about astronomy and geography, proficient in gossip and feng shui!"

"Come to the name, measure the words, watch the feng shui, and you can also see the yin and yang house ......"

"Come to Miss, don't count it, don't you want money!!"

"Come Auntie! Come on, come on, help you figure out when you can find the old and new......"

"Hey! If you don't count, you don't count, how can you scold people......"

"Huh! Eldest sister, I see that you have recently committed a peach blossom! I'll do the math for you to find a great guy......"

Huh......

"Huh! If you don't count, you don't count, don't defecate in public places......"

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As expected, just like the day before yesterday, Lin Feng was treated as a beggar and a liar again, and passers-by all rolled their eyes. It's not strange to say, just his appearance, just his fortune-telling banner, it's strange that some people believe it.

"Hey! Don't go, young lady! Don't leave! ”

At this moment, a young woman of about twenty-five or sixteen years old passed by the hexagram stall, and the standard S-shaped figure was almost perfect with the outline of tight sportswear. Tied in a high ponytail, the tender white skin can be broken by blowing, a pair of cold eyes are embedded in the well-defined face, and there is no trace of broken hair on the forehead, revealing incomparable youth and ability.

This woman's name is Yun Qianning, she was obviously stunned when Lin Feng called her like this, and pointed to herself and asked.

"Call me?"

When Lin Feng saw someone talking, he shook his head and pretended to be profound.

"Exactly, do you want this heavenly master to count it for you, there is a discount for the first order when you open the door!"

Yun Qianning looked him up and down, rolled her eyes, and said impatiently, "Go, go!" I'm still running! I didn't pretend to be change, and I was looking for someone else to ......"

After that, he turned his head and left, swaying from side to side with his high ponytail. In her opinion, Lin Feng is just a young beggar who wants to get something for nothing, and he thinks about going out to cheat money all day long.

"Huh! Little sister, the whole money is okay hey! Don't run! ”

Lin Feng couldn't help but feel unhappy when he saw that this person actually regarded himself as a begging for food. But I didn't take it too seriously, I couldn't lose the deal I was looking at, and hurriedly shouted.

"Hey! Little sister! You have a bad omen......"

As soon as the words came out, the air was instantly quiet, and the originally lively square was silent in an instant, and they all locked their eyes on the two of them, and kept muttering in their mouths.

"! This kid is too beastly, and it is said in public that beautiful women have bras......"

"This is also called fortune telling? The woman went out without a bra......"

"Sister Liu, you see that this young man is too disagreeable, he doesn't talk about quality at all!"

"You don't look at his poor and sour appearance, he can't even afford to wear a piece of clothing, he either asks for food or is mentally ill, what other qualities can he have......"

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Lin Feng was instantly embarrassed, with an innocent face, he pointed at Yun Qianning and said, "Old and young masters, I'm not talking nonsense!" She, she does have a bad omen......"

At the same time, Yun Qianning also stopped, and there was only one thought in her heart, that is, to meet a hooligan! And he is a hooligan with a problem mental state, or in broad daylight.

Immediately, she walked towards Lin Feng angrily, pointed at her nose and scolded.

"How dare you talk nonsense! Grandma, I'm tearing your mouth!! ”

Lin Feng didn't know why he spread his hands, "Cut!" If you don't count, you don't count! What are you anxious about? But this Heavenly Master told you! You have a bad omen. X,I,ONG,ZHAO,......

Before he finished speaking, Lin Feng was fascinated by the beautiful things in front of him. Because at this time, Yun Qianning's towering chest was constantly rising and falling sharply due to anger.

Yun Qianning also noticed that something was wrong with his eyes, he was staring directly at his chest, and he dared to say it.

Immediately exploded, shouted "hooligan ......" and then slapped Lin Feng in the face.

Some of the onlookers covered their mouths and waited to watch the show.

"Let go of me! Let me go! Stinky rascals! ”

That's right, the slap was caught by Lin Feng, but it was not a face, but a big hand like iron tongs.

Yun Qianning, who couldn't break free, was followed by another slap, and as expected, he was picked up by Lin Feng again.

"I'll kick you to death!"

With a kick with all his strength, he kicked over, and Lin Feng skillfully dodged. Yun Qianning was weightless for a while, and the whole person smashed into Lin Feng's arms.

In a sense, the two embraced, and Yun Qianning's fair face turned red.

At this time, both of them were stunned, and they seemed to be able to feel each other's thumping heartbeats vibrating.

"Holy! Dude awesome! I want to worship you as a teacher......"

"Big brother, when will you write this book, I will definitely read it......"

The beautiful scene did not last long, and it was awakened by everyone.

Immediately, the hall burst into laughter.

Yun Qianning's frightened delicate body trembled, pushed Lin Feng away, and roared coldly with angry eyes.

"Fuck off! It's so stinky and wants to eat, you dare to eat your aunt's tofu, I think you've had enough of a good life......"

Lin Feng was wronged, dumb and ate coptis, shook his head helplessly, and said with a look of grievance.

"Huh! I said you're too unreasonable! Obviously, you pounced on me yourself, and you smashed me with two sledgehammers, and I still feel wronged! ”

Smash him with a sledgehammer? Such shameless words, I am afraid that only Lin Feng and his old immortal master said it.

Yun Qianning was so angry that he stomped his feet, pointing at Lin Feng's nose and his chest was constantly rising and falling, and he didn't hold back a word for a long time.

Lin Feng cleared his throat and continued, "Ahem...... And ah! This Heavenly Master didn't talk nonsense, you really have a bad omen, a great bad omen, it can also be said that a disaster has come! ”

Anyone who is said to have a disaster early in the morning will be unhappy, and if he talks about the current Yun Qianning, he will already be angry.

Also, if this sentence is said to be one, the old man with fairy wind bones, maybe he will hesitate for a while, but Lin Feng is a liar no matter how he looks at it.

Yun Qianning glared at Lin Feng, "I'll tell you, the liar aunt has seen a lot, and it's the first time that you're so unprofessional." ”

"At a young age, there is no shortage of hands and feet, and it is not good to do something, but he actually learned to be a god stick to cheat money. If you can't get your business license and business license today, I will definitely put you in jail! ”

Lin Feng scratched his head, "What cover?" ”

Yun Qianning also ignored her image, and shouted: "Business license!! Licence !! ”

Lin Feng looked confused, he had been in the mountains for eighteen years, at most to the town. He knew what a business license was, a business license.

I thought to myself, do fortune tellers have to get a certificate and take a test? But if he is willing to show that he doesn't know, isn't that timid! Then he said angrily.

"Huh! I said, do you care? Do you love it, it's not me who has an accident anyway! ”

Yun Qianning snorted coldly, "I can't care? If you really have the guts, don't run, I'll show you today, I don't care! ”

Lin Feng thought he was going to find someone to fight! Naturally, he didn't panic in his heart, and patted his chest.

"Whoever goes away, whose grandson !!"

Yun Qianning glared at Lin Feng and said angrily, "Okay, you wait for me!" Then he took out his mobile phone to broadcast the phone and said in a commanding tone.

"Go to the prosecutor's office and apply for an arrest warrant! Within ten minutes, come and see me in People's Square!! ”

The male voice on the phone was obviously a little afraid of Yun Qianning, and he didn't dare to ask what was going on, and he was a little embarrassed.

"Cloud Bureau, that, ten minutes? I'm afraid it's not enough! ”

Yun Qianning's silver teeth creaked, and he said coldly and angrily: "Just say that I asked me to do it, this matter can't be done well, and I won't have to go to work in the future!! ”

The male voice on the other side was obviously a little panicked, and his speech was a little stumbling.

"Okay, okay, okay, I'll do it! What about the name and reason of the arrester? ”

Yun Qian glanced at Lin Feng and said fiercely: "Just finish stamping the seal, and fill in the rest when you get ......."

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Lin Feng's heart is not good, although the scene is noisy, he can still hear the content of the conversation. I'm patronizing other people's fortunes, why didn't I think about calculating a hexagram for myself, this stinky girl is obviously mixed with officialdom, and she seems to be the director of a bureau.

It's not that he's afraid, it's not that he can't run away, it's mainly that he doesn't want to hang up the wanted warrant before he has had enough fun just after coming down the mountain.

Besides, Lin Feng thought that he had been tough for eighteen years, and the ghost king and ghost general saw that his legs and stomachs were spinning, how could he let a stinky girl be frightened?

Yun Qianning, who hung up the phone, clasped her hands around her chest, glared at Lin Feng and snorted.

"You wait for your aunt and grandmother to see if I can handle you!!"

Lin Feng was also unconvinced, snorted lightly, and simply sat on the ground and swiped his mobile phone.

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Ten minutes in the blink of an eye.

Chirping......

A series of sudden car brakes came, and I saw more than a dozen uniformed industrial and commercial law enforcement officers pouring in from the entrance of the square.

Everyone couldn't help but marvel, how could this girl have so much energy at such a young age.

There are many people who watch the excitement and make a coax from time to time.

"Hey! Boy, you've got a stubble......"

As he spoke, a group of industrial and commercial law enforcement officers had already come to the front and nodded slightly towards Yun Qianning.

"Cloud Bureau ......"

Yun Qianning waved her hand, and everyone stood behind her.

A young man walked up to her and said, "Yun Bureau, the arrest warrant has come down, and the police station in the jurisdiction is already on the way......

Yun Qianning nodded with satisfaction, took out a black certificate, and held it in front of Lin Feng's eyes.

Lin Feng took a look, and saw that it was written on it, Yun Qianning, deputy director of the Zhenghai City Industrial and Commercial Bureau.

Immediately after her, she put the document into her trouser pocket, took the arrest warrant, and filled in Lin Feng's crime on it.

"I now suspect that you are operating illegally, promoting feudal superstition in public places, evading taxes, and verbally insulting public officials......"

Lin Feng interrupted Yun Qianning's words, and said angrily: "Eh, eh! Don't talk nonsense! I don't preach superstition, my master is an orthodox celestial master. ”

Lin Feng is so wronged! I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, I was a DJ, the master has lived in the mountains for a long time, it turns out that this Chinese officialdom is so dark!

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