Chapter 34: Can You Sin If You Pee?

After listening to the conversation of everyone in the operating room, Lin Feng was relieved, and walked out of the hospital with a slight smile.

Lin Feng looked at his mobile phone, it was already half past twelve at noon, and after a brief glance, there was a voice message from the master on WeChat, and he clicked on it.

Immediately, the treacherous voice of the old immortal sounded.

"Beloved! For the teacher to divinate for you, today you are not only in prison! There is also a wealth break! You'd better not go out today, if something happens, don't blame the teacher for not reminding you! ”

After listening to the voice, Lin Feng was on fire at that time, and he output it towards the microphone of the mobile phone.

"Huh! Lao Deng, I think you're afraid that I won't be able to make a disaster! What the fuck is it, you're only telling me now?

"There's something going on today, why don't you put it off until tomorrow, aren't you an afterthought......"

"Drink......" Lin Feng took a sip on the ground and put the phone in his pocket.

"Grandpa, your grandson called you again, grandpa, your grandson called you again......"

At this moment, Lin Feng's angry bell rang.

"! Are you still a human being? You know that I have a disaster today, and you still say it so late, you don't mean to harm ...... sincerely."

"Little Engong ......"

"Huh?"

Lin Feng was angry in his heart just now, thinking that it was the master calling, so he didn't pay attention to it at all, so he connected and scolded.

I heard the person on the phone call me Xiao Engong, so I glanced at my mobile phone, and it turned out to be Li Zhengguang calling.

"Ahem...... It's you! Say, find me something. Lin Feng cleared his throat in embarrassment and said.

Li Zhengguang touched his head and sneered: "Huh! I'm fine, that's it! I heard Yueyue say that you were in a car accident halfway through. Later, after you got out of the car, there was no shadow, and Yueyue searched for you at the scene, but she couldn't find you. ”

"When I heard that, I was very anxious, and I thought I'd give you a call to see if there's anything wrong with you."

In fact, Li Zhengguang's call this time also had a purpose. One is to show concern, and the other is to further deepen the relationship.

Although Lin Feng didn't have a penny, he was a person with strange skills. Not to mention that he can climb up to Lin Feng's son-in-law, not only Zhenghai City, but even the entire Huaxia Kingdom, he can also walk sideways.

The most important thing is that with Lin Feng, his daughter is like a condom. There is no need to worry about any disaster in this life.

After a few brief greetings, Li Zhengguang asked.

"Little Engong! Let's see if you have time tonight, can you enjoy the light and have dinner together at home! ”

It's already afternoon, and I won't be able to make any money by setting up a stall again. Lin Feng naturally had nothing to do at the moment, but he was not interested, and he accompanied an old man to dinner, and then bluntly refused.

"Whew! Forget it, forget it! This Heavenly Master is not interested in the old man! ”

Regarding Lin Feng's refusal, Li Zhengguang did not give up, saying that after the last time the matter was dealt with, he had just caught up with his company and had an urgent matter, so he didn't have time to invite Lin Feng to a light meal.

Also, he and Master Lin Feng are also old friends. Lin Feng came to Zhenghai City, as a landlord, he should also do his best to make good arrangements for Lin Feng.

As for Lin Feng, oil and salt do not enter.

It wasn't until later that Li Zhengguang moved his daughter out. Whatever you say, you are also in order to create more opportunities for their young people.

Lin Feng thought to himself, this old man Li is quite good at coming to things, and it is not good to refuse again, so he immediately agreed.

After hanging up the phone, Lin Feng noticed the strange gazes of passers-by, but he was already used to it and didn't pay much attention to it.

prepared to hail a taxi and rush to Li's house.

But it's okay not to stop, Lin Feng stretched out his hand to the taxi and saw him looking covered in blood, and he accelerated sharply.

The angry Lin Feng opened his mouth and scolded: "Rub!" How dare you refuse to carry it! Master must complain about you......"

Is it just the eleventh road?

No, Lin Feng is not an ordinary person, so he simply won't stop if he can't stop the car.

Because he happened to see a taxi, which was throwing garbage out of its window. Lin Feng, a dodge.

The driver only saw a phantom flash, and only heard a bang.

In the next scene, the window with explosion-proof film was affixed, and a large hole was broken, and a person came out of the hole.

It's really a coincidence, even if Lin Feng is fast, he can't catch up with the driver just closing the window.

The driver is a big fat man in his forties, with a face full of meat and a proper face.

However, the car was driving smoothly, and suddenly there were more than half of the people in the car, and it was still a person covered in blood, which really scared him enough.

Chirping......

With a sharp brake, the car stopped with the sharp sound of tires rubbing against the ground.

Fortunately, the speed of the car is not fast, and there is no vehicle passing behind, otherwise the entrance of the hospital would have to be turned into an accident scene.

The driver slowed down, and he was scared out of the orchid finger, and pointed at Lin Feng with his fingertips.

Lin Feng tilted his head and looked at the fat driver and smiled.

The fat driver was sure that it was a living person, and scolded with wide eyes: "Go, go, go, go, go and get down!" ”

Lin Feng retracted his body and said angrily, "Hey! How can you curse! I'm a passenger, be careful I complain to you. ”

The fat driver also got out of the car, slammed the door, and scolded Lin Feng by pointing his nose.

"Scold you! I want to beat you up! What the hell are you doing? You want to die, don't you? Can't you wave a taxi? Is there a door you don't go through the window you drill? You're doing acrobatics with me! ”

Lin Feng was also at a loss, touched his head and said a little embarrassed: "Didn't you stop the car?" You're going to stop the car, so I'm going to leave the door. Also, who told you to close the window, or I won't go in, master. ”

The middle-aged driver was also anxious, glared at Lin Feng and said, "Who are you with!" Rise! Why do you blame me, did the window go for you? ”

With that, he turned his head and pointed to the broken car window, "Look at what you're doing!" Say what to do? ”

"Cut!" Lin Feng glanced at the taxi and said disdainfully: "What's the matter, won't it be over if you lose your money!" ”

The fat driver nodded with satisfaction, "Okay!" Two thousand for a car window, WeChat or Alipay. ”

"What's that? Two thousand? I don't think you're driving a taxi......"

The fat driver didn't know why, "What do you mean?" ”

Lin Feng snorted lightly and said, "I think you are robbing!" I said, how much is your broken car? A broken glass door costs me 2,000 yuan? ”

Slandering people is Lin Feng's old business! But he should not be allowed to accuse him of not being the other.

When the fat driver heard this, he was anxious, stretched out a finger and kept slapping it on Lin Feng's chest, glaring at him with big eyes and scolding angrily: "What do you mean?" I don't want to accompany the money, right? Playing a scoundrel with Lao Tzu, right? I'll see if you can ...... today."

Before he finished speaking, Lin Feng grabbed the fat driver's finger and pressed it.

With a scream of "Ah......hh

The strength in Lin Feng's hand was just right, not only did not hurt his phalanges, but also firmly restrained him.

"Ah...... It hurts, it hurts, let go, let go...... I don't need you to pay for it, can't I do it without you accompanying me......"

Lin Feng didn't embarrass him too much, after all, he was at fault first.

Besides, it is not easy to take a taxi with his current appearance, so he said to the fat driver.

"You don't want to, it's not that the master bullied you. So be it! You send me to a private garden first, and I'll give you 2,000 yuan a piece including the fare. ”

The fat driver looked at Lin Feng, who was covered in blood, how could he not look like a good person, and said with some fear.

"If you don't want to give it, forget it, I won't go! What can I do if you want to kill people in that place. ”

Lin Feng was annoyed by the fat driver, "Rub!" Wasn't you arrogant just now? ”

"Is it worth it to kill for two thousand dollars? Besides, we are not of the same magnitude! Look at your fat body, why are you so cowardly. ”

"I, I don't care! Unless... Unless you give me money first! The fat driver's scared and angry little eyes, not to mention teasing.

Lin Feng was also helpless, the fat driver probably felt that he was afraid of Lin Feng's retaliation, so he said that the fare was free, just give two thousand yuan.

Lin Feng didn't ink anymore, and transferred the money before getting into the car.

I don't know if it's scary, or because of the lack of a car glass. Even if the heater was turned on, the fat driver couldn't help but shiver, but he didn't dare to drive too fast.

The two chatted with each other, and when they arrived at the private garden villa area, it was already more than three o'clock in the afternoon.

After Lin Feng got out of the car, the fat driver ran away as if he was running for his life.

......

"Huh! Don't look good! ”

Lin Feng snorted lightly and muttered a sentence in his mouth.

He is walking through the front door like this, and naturally he can't avoid trouble. He walked straight to the iron fence and landed in the courtyard.

But the security of this luxury villa area is not covered, the security guard saw a black shadow rushing in from the surveillance, and immediately called two security guards and chased out.

"Huh! What for? Don't run ......"

Lin Feng looked back and smiled.

Immediately, it disappeared without a trace, leaving only three security guards messy in the cold wind.

"Where's anyone......"

"That's right! Are you watching island movies again and getting distracted......"

The security guard in charge of monitoring looked confused and touched his head.

"Can't! I saw someone, but all of a sudden, it disappeared......"

……

As everyone knows, Lin Feng at this time has already arrived at the door of Li's house.

"Open the door...... Open the door quickly......"

Lin Feng slammed the entrance door.

"Ah......" It was the housekeeper Lao Liu who opened the door, and was startled by Lin Feng, whose face was covered in blood.

After slowing down, he recognized that it was Lin Feng.

"Whew! It's you! Mr. Li called and said you were having dinner at home tonight. I'm afraid I'm not allowed to enter at the door, so I'm about to go to greet ......."

"Huh! Get out of the way, the water pipe is about to burst, and this Heavenly Master doesn't have the time to listen to your ramblings now. ”

Lin Feng squeezed in as he spoke, rushing towards the bathroom on the first floor.

"Huh...... Other...... Huh! You can't ......."

Steward Liu shouted anxiously behind his back, and in a hurry, he couldn't even say a word.

But people have three urgency, Lin Feng didn't care about him at all, he didn't look back at all, and rushed straight in.

"Eh! It's over......" Steward Liu slapped his thigh, as if something big was going to happen, closed the entrance door, and hid in his room.

Lin Feng on this side rushed into the bathroom, and without saying a word, he took off his pants and began to release.

It was only then that he suddenly realized that something was wrong, why was the sound of water so scattered?

looked down and muttered, "This is not a fork!" ”

Subconsciously looking in the direction of the bathroom, the bathroom was steaming white, like a fairyland.

The person standing inside was not someone else, it was Li Qiuyue.

The two of them looked at each other and froze in place. Immediately after, a piercing scream came.

"Ah......h

"......"

Almost at the same time, Lin Feng also let out an exclamation, hurriedly held back his urine, and lifted his pants.

Li Qiuyue also hurriedly covered the key parts with her two jade arms.

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