Chapter 48: Diarrhea!
The reason why the old dean invited so many reporters to come was to publicize Lin Feng, and to take advantage of the situation to get some light in his own hospital.
It's good to take the opportunity to get closer to a god like Lin Feng.
Even if he can't keep Lin Feng to work in his own hospital, Lin Feng is happy that he can teach himself the rabies treatment plan that is difficult in the world, and that is good.
In fact, although he did this with some selfish intentions, he really had no malicious intent.
But no matter what, he didn't expect things to come to this point.
The old dean also fell into deep self-reproach and let out a wail.
"It's all to blame for my poor consideration, I didn't expect Mr. Xiao to be a person who doesn't seek fame and fortune. A good generation of miracle doctors has actually fallen, ahhh
However, a group of reporters did not care, and when they heard about the immortal doctor who conquered the rabies virus, they actually committed suicide by jumping off the building.
Wouldn't that have produced an even more explosive piece of news?
In a hurry, the front team turned into the back team and rushed downstairs, and even in his mind, Lin Feng fell to the ground with blurred flesh and blood.
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When everyone had left, Yun Qianning glanced at the old dean on the ground, turned around and looked out the window and said angrily.
"That's it! What howl you howl! It's like crying and mourning, and the living are cursed to death by howling. ”
"What?" When the old dean heard this, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly stood up and asked Yun Qianning, "What did you say?" Little sir, he's not dead? ”
Ghost Hand Liu was not happy to hear it, he had already regarded Yun Qianning as the Lady of the Great Immortal, and when he saw her, he was angry, now that he was a believer of Lin Feng, how could he not behave well!
Then he rolled his eyes at the old dean, and said very unhappily: "What are you talking about! What a dead thing, have you ever seen a fairy who can die! ”
The old dean paused, a sneer instantly appeared on his face, and he said to the ghost hand Liu: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, where is the little gentleman now?" ”
"I don't know! Hum!!! Ghost hand Liu snorted coldly and walked to Yun Qianning's side in front of the windowsill.
At this time, Yun Qianning was putting her hands on the windowsill, looking at the silent night outside the window.
Ghost Hand Liu Tao almost comforted: "Don't worry! Our big fairy is a god, and only three floors can naturally be safe and sound! ”
Seeing that Yun Qian was silent, the ghost hand Liu humbly patted his ass, "I really didn't expect it!" Daxian'er, he is not only a man of great skill, but also a person who is not greedy for fame, just this kind of conduct, the old man feels ashamed of himself......"
Yun Qianning turned a deaf ear to the words of the ghost hand Liu, and recalled the scene of her first acquaintance with Lin Feng.
From the first meeting, Lin Feng had no fear in the face of her high-level official announcement.
Even, he was eloquent, and slapped his ass in front of his subordinates and the crowd of onlookers in the square.
When he was caught at the police station, he not only refused to bow his head, but also dared to bet with himself that he even lost to him as his wife.
The most hateful thing is that he is still extremely reluctant, and he still says that he has to be a substitute, and he has to wait for him to choose.
This meeting......
's mother is critically ill, and this stinky rascal has become his only support. His resolute, sometimes cynical attitude always calmed his restless heart.
But......
He was so hateful, he finally mustered up the courage to hold him on his lap and let him sleep well, but he didn't appreciate it, and said that he was ...... Said that he touched him......
The most annoying thing is that he also bullied himself with outsiders, thinking of this, Yun Qianning couldn't help but say coquettishly in her heart: "I don't want to pay attention to you anymore, stinky rascal!" ”
"That's not right! You are not only a scoundrel but also a fool, what are you pretending to be noble, and doing good deeds without leaving a name, right? Are you going to jump off the building......"
At this moment, Yun Qianning obviously felt that she was very angry, but she didn't seem to be able to hate Lin Feng no matter what.
She felt like she was about to be made schizophrenic by Lin Feng.
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"Ah......h Ahh......h
Lin Feng, who was on the other end, also seemed to sense that someone was scolding him, and he sneezed a few times in a row.
Riding a small yellow car leisurely, he has returned to the gate of the community.
At two or three o'clock in the morning, even in the bustling metropolis, Lin Feng did not find a restaurant that was open.
The stomach was growling and growling, and I couldn't help muttering in my heart: "This metropolis is not very convenient!" There is not even a place to sell food, if it is in the mountains, even if the master is hungry in the middle of the night, he can go up the mountain to catch a pheasant and hare to eat......"
At the thought of roast chicken and rabbit, Lin Feng couldn't help but drool, but he still hurriedly shook his head and didn't dare to think about it anymore.
"Count! Let's drink cold water! ”
Thinking of this, Lin Feng also sped up the movements on his feet, kicked back to his home, and poured a stomach full of tap water in the bathroom.
"Ah...... Refreshing...... It's better to drink water! Quench your thirst and hunger, and the most important thing is that it doesn't cost money! ”
Lin Feng muttered to himself and walked to the sofa and sat down on it.
Although he slept on Yun Qianning's lap for a few hours, it also offset most of the sleepiness. However, due to the excessive loss of true qi, the body was still extremely sore and tired.
Lin Feng thought to himself: Alas! The old immortal is right! If you don't practice for a day, the end game will be empty!
But since I came down the mountain, I have had frequent accidents, and I am so busy that I have never been idle at all.
Not to mention practicing, I don't even have time to treat myself.
If it weren't for today's serious overdraft, it would really be difficult to feel the regression of skills. It seems that this exercise still has to be practiced diligently!
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Thinking of this, Lin Feng didn't feel sleepy now anyway, so he simply sat cross-legged.
With both hands raised, as the breath pressed down on the dantian, the silent chanting of the heart method transported the pure yang true qi, shuttling between the meridians of the whole body.
Suddenly, Lin Feng's body emitted a golden glow, he slowly closed his eyes, and everything around him disappeared.
Instead, the winding mountains and the gentle river, and he sat on a boulder beside the river. It seems that the sound of car horns from time to time on the road has disappeared one by one, and it seems extremely quiet.
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"Damn—"
However, this tranquility did not last long before it was broken by Lin Feng's shout.
I saw Lin Feng holding his stomach with one hand and his ass with the other, his body stiffened and walked towards the bathroom.
Suddenly, there was a loud crackling sound in the bathroom, and Lin Feng gritted his teeth and scolded: "I'll wipe it!" Damn, this, the air in this city is dirty, and forget it! Why, why is the water quality so bad......"
That's right! A dignified generation of Daomen Heavenly Masters, high-level martial artists and peerless divine doctors, were actually made diarrhea by tap water.
In fact, it is not a strange thing, Lin Feng cultivates Taoist true qi, which is pure yang. And before he was lucky, he was already hungry, and he poured a stomach full of tap water.
The intersection of cold and heat in the abdomen will inevitably cause adverse reactions.
Besides, the water source in this city has long been polluted by heavy industry, where can it be compared to the pure natural mountain spring in the mountains!
"Ah...... Ahh......h I'll make up ......."
In this way, Lin Feng rubbed his lower abdomen as painful as a knife, and let out a babbling scream, which could be described as extremely hideous.
"Grandpa, your grandson called you again, grandpa, your grandson called you again......"
At this moment, Lin Feng's angry bell rang in the living room.
"Who, so short-sighted, picky, picks when the master has diarrhea!" Lin Feng muttered angrily and walked out of the bathroom in pain.
When he walked to the sofa, the phone had already hung up, and he looked at the missed call, it was Yun Qianning calling.
Lin Feng thought that she must be fine, so he picked up his mobile phone and returned to the bathroom, solving the major life events that had not yet been completed.
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Yun Qianning, who was on the phone, saw that no one answered, and muttered angrily: "Hmph! Stinky rascals! Do you know how long I hesitated before I mustered up the courage to call you! You still don't take it? Hum! I'm ignoring you! ”
As she spoke, Yun Qianning locked the screen of her mobile phone.
However, her heart was as if it had been eaten by thousands of ants, and she was impatient.
It was only a little more than a minute later, and she looked at her phone at least a dozen times, for fear of missing any news.
As the deputy director of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, she believes that there is no problem in managing her emotions.
But she couldn't figure it out, obviously she said that she didn't care about Lin Feng, but she was so uneasy in her heart when she did it.
I always think of some bad thoughts, such as Lin Feng, could it be that he fell and was injured?
Or did he fall and run out of the hospital in a coma and collapse on the side of the road?
Or maybe he fell and hurt his leg and foot! Ran down the road and got hit by a car?
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I didn't want to be okay, but the more I thought about it, the more scared I became, and I hurriedly unlocked my phone and looked at the string of numbers on the screen.
The slender jade finger stayed at the top of the screen for a long time before clicking the broadcast button.
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"Grandpa, your grandson called you again, grandpa, your grandson called you again......"
At this time, Lin Feng was fighting hard, looked at the phone number on his mobile phone, answered the phone helplessly, and said in pain: "You, what are you going to do!" Ah......h
Before he finished speaking, a tingling pain struck, and Lin Feng let out a low, trembling scream.
Yun Qianning immediately became anxious when she heard this, thinking that it seemed that what she was most worried about had happened, and hurriedly asked Lin Feng, "What's wrong with you!" Lin Feng, what's wrong with you! Where are you now—"
Lin Feng responded weakly: "You are sick! You, what do you shout, there is something to say. Master, I'm not in the mood to chat with you now, it's okay, just hang up if it's okay! ”
Yun Qianning listened to Lin Feng's slumping tone, and became even more anxious, thinking that Lin Feng must have jumped off the building and injured himself.
Anxiously asked loudly, "What the hell is wrong with you!" Hurry up! Are you going to kill me in a hurry! ”
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