Chapter 80: Pee Him for Me!

The black cat spirit was suddenly asked, a little puzzled, and asked tentatively, "I woke him up?" ”

Lin Feng shook his head. "No, no, no! He's not asleep, he's in a coma, and I'll ask you how to wake up in a coma! ”

The black cat spirit scratched its head, made a thoughtful gesture, and suddenly realized.

"Whew! I know, I'm unconscious, I have to pour water! ”

"That's right! But where did the water come from? Lin Feng was embarrassed.

The black cat spirit also shook his head repeatedly.

Lin Feng was not happy when he saw this, and said in his heart, this is too stupid! Looks like it has to be made explicit!

Then he said angrily: "You, you come here!" Pee him for me! Wake him up for me! ”

Hearing this, the black cat spirit took two steps back, lowered his head, and said shyly, "This ...... It's not good! It's a girl, so it's not appropriate to do this! ”

Lin Feng was anxious, "Less nonsense!" Let you be swept, you will be soaked! ”

Seeing that the black cat spirit did not move, Lin Fengcui urged: "Don't grind, hurry up!" ”

The black cat spirit was very reluctant, but due to Lin Feng's obscenity, it also had to take a step forward and come towards Liu Shengli.

Leg crossing.

Hiss......

The urine was cleared, and before it was finished, Liu Shengli had already woken up.

One hand took off the gold-rimmed glasses, and the other hand kept wiping the liquid off his face, and as soon as he wanted to open his mouth to speak, he was filled with a full face.

"Vomit...... Spit...... Spit...... Bah...... Phew......"

Anyone who has ever raised a cat knows that the smell of cat urine is very strong, and Liu Shengli only felt nauseous and kept vomiting.

But it's okay not to vomit, the more he vomits, the more he pours, he simply takes a mouthful of unknown liquid in his mouth, and he doesn't dare to open his mouth anymore.

And the black cat spirit seems to be unfinished, after all, there is no reason to steam back half of the pee.

"Hahahaha......" Lin Feng laughed heartily, exclaiming in his heart: "Damn!" That's how long it's been holding back! ”

"Poof......" Even Wang Xinyi didn't have a cold face, lightly covered her red lips, and finally smiled.

After a while, the black cat spirit shuddered, put down the cat's legs, lowered his head, and shyly leaned over to Lin Feng to lie down.

"Are you satisfied, master?"

What? Master?

Lin Feng shuddered, lowered his head and scolded angrily: "Don't scream! ”

"Ahem...... cough cough cough ...... Huh...... Vomit...... ...... vomit"

"What is this? Why does it taste so rushed! So salty......"

At the same time, Liu Shengli was furious, choking on cat urine and coughing violently, constantly vomiting and screaming.

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Due to the lack of glasses, Liu Shengli's eyes were blurred.

He hurriedly wiped the water marks on the gold-rimmed glasses with his hands, and put them back on.

When he regained his vision, he saw not only Lin Feng in front of him, but also a woman in a red gauze skirt, and the black cat spirit before.

He is not afraid of black cat spirits, and the most terrible thing is Wang Xinyi in a red dress.

He was sure that this was the female ghost in red in his dream a few years ago.

Moreover, due to the blurred scene in the previous dream.

Now that he looked closer, he found that he had seen this female ghost, and it was undoubtedly the female student who jumped off the building back then!

Because, Liu Shengli clearly remembered that after the death of the female student, he personally went to look through her file, and he remembered the photos on it very clearly.

Thinking of this, Liu Shengli was stunned for a moment, and only after a long time did he come to his senses and shouted.

"Ahh

While shouting, he kicked his legs and stepped back.

But behind him was a cement pillar, and he had no way to retreat, he could only be frightened, his body was like a sifting chaff, and he kept waving his arms.

stared, warning Wang Xinyi.

"You, don't you come here...... I didn't hurt you...... It's the ...... you can't think of jumping off the building yourself."

"I'll jump off the building myself!" Wang Xinyi was furious when she heard this, stared at the fierce cold eyes, and floated towards Liu Shengli.

Liu Shengli panicked, and hurriedly pleaded with Lin Feng: "Little sir, no! It's a little fairy, a big fairy! Kill her! Kill her......"

"Eh, eh! This Heavenly Master is still here! There is revenge, don't kill innocents indiscriminately! Although Lin Feng was very reluctant, he also had to dissuade him.

Wang Xinyi was quite obedient, but she was really unconvinced, and said angrily: "Although he didn't directly hurt me, he is not a good bird!" ”

"If it weren't for his inaction! Can I die that miserably? ”

At this time, Liu Shengli saw that Lin Feng stopped the female ghost, and the female ghost seemed to be very obedient.

He also put on an arrogant mask and said arrogantly: "Eh! I said you, you can't talk nonsense in front of the little fairy! What does it have to do with Lao Tzu that you want to die yourself, you can only say that you deserve it, who made you jump! ”

"Besides, huh! Do you think the little fairy can favor you as a ghost? Joke! Lao Tzu is rich! Do you have one? Heaven and Earth Bank's is not counted. Hahahaha......"

Lin Feng wanted to raise his hand to whip him when he saw Liu Shengli like this, but after thinking about it, he was covered in cat urine, so he withdrew his hand movements.

He scolded angrily: "Cowardice! Don't scream! If you call this Heavenly Master again, I won't care about you, now let her kill you! ”

As soon as the words fell, it was silent in an instant.

Liu Shengli hurriedly covered his mouth with his wet hand, and said angrily: "No, don't scream!" I won't scream anymore! ”

However, with such a mouth cover, coupled with shortness of breath, the feeling of nausea hit again.

"Vomit...... Vomit...... What the hell is on me, little sir! Liu Shengli looked at Lin Feng and asked.

"Ahem......"

Lin Feng forcibly held back a smile, cleared his throat, and said with a straight face: "Huh! This Heavenly Master saw that you were unconscious just now, so he went to heaven and asked for some elixir and jade liquid for you! ”

Liu Shengli looked at the residue on his hand and asked with some doubts: "Really?" This elixir jade liquid, how can it smell weird! It's like ......"

"Huh!" Lin Feng interrupted him and said, "This elixir jade liquid is not an extraordinary thing, and its taste is naturally not something that can be explained by common sense!" ”

"Moreover, its effects are very wide, for example, if you have cancer, drink this elixir and jade liquid, guarantee, guarantee that you will not die!"

Lin Feng talked eloquently, almost holding himself out of his internal injuries.

Actually, Lin Feng really didn't say anything, what he said was that this cat urine can't kill people, but he didn't say that it can cure cancer.

However, Liu Shengli believed it, he regretted that he didn't drink a few sips just now, and now he regretted it, but seeing that Lin Feng had no other utensils on him.

He could only stare at the residual liquid on his hands, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly reached into his mouth and licked it clean.

I'm afraid that I will be dried by the air later.

"Poof...... Puff ......"

Lin Feng and Wang Xinyi didn't hold back, and actually laughed out loud.

Only the black cat spirit bowed its head shyly.

"What are you laughing at?" Liu Shengli asked.

"Ahem...... Lin Feng cleared his throat and replied, "Huh! Inside, inside! It's okay, it's okay! ”

Liu Shengli laughed like a silly boy and continued to lick his fingers.

"Huh! This Heavenly Master asks you, Wang Lifeng is a student of your school! Lin Feng asked.

Liu Shengli laughed like a silly boy and continued to lick his fingers.

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