How can anyone come up and tell jokes?

Luo He was caught off guard, looking at the young seniors, only to see a trace of expectation in her bright eyes.

'Do you think I'm like a joke?' ’

Luo He suppressed the desire to complain in his heart, and decided to follow the other party's wishes, and muttered:

"Senior, what kind of jokes do you like to hear?"

"I want to hear jokes that the snow mountains don't have." Qing said lightly.

Luo He was quite self-aware and said: "But I don't have a humor cell, I can only tell bad jokes." ”

"What a bad joke is?" Qing uses declarative sentences to express interrogative sentences.

"A bad joke is a joke that is not funny at all, and it will make people feel bored after it is finished, and then it will be a cold joke." Luo He said frankly.

Qing nodded, and then said, "Sounds interesting." ”

Luo He glanced at Senior Qing, couldn't tell the slightest emotion from her iceberg-like face, and hesitated:

"The joke isn't funny, it should be fine, right?"

"It's not funny, I'll send you to see the snowy mountains." The young senior said coldly.

Luo He: "Huh?? ”

"It's a joke." The young senior said calmly: "A long time ago, I learned it from others. ”

The joke is not funny at all, and it is already intimidating!

Luo Hegan laughed twice and said, "Then I'll tell a bad joke." ”

The white-haired woman nodded, and put on a dear look.

Luo He glanced at Xiao Jiu and Yuyu behind him, cleared his throat, and said slowly:

"There was an ice bear that lived in the ice field, and one day it was bored, so it started plucking its own hair."

"Icefield bears are bored, why pluck their own hair." The young seniors still use declarative sentences to express their doubts.

"Listen to me!" Luo He's story was interrupted, and he didn't have a good air.

"Oh." Shut up.

Luo He said: "It began to pluck its own hair. ”

"One, two, three...... Pulling and pulling, the ice bear finished plucking its hair. ”

"When it was done, it said, 'It's cold.'"

The white-haired woman stared at Luo He quietly, waiting for the following.

Luo He coughed lightly and said, "I've finished speaking." ”

There seemed to be a gust of cold wind blowing across the island in the middle of the lake.

The scene was frighteningly quiet for a while, and it fell into an eerie coldness.

Yuyu: "Uh... ⊙_⊙" (It's cold.) ）

"Huh~" Xiao Jiu hugged his big tail and shivered.

The joke told by the host is really too cold.

Qing thought back to the joke just now, thoughtfully:

"It turns out that this is called a bad joke......

The Iceborne plucked out of his fur and said, 'It's cold.'"

Bare ice bears.

The corners of Qing's mouth raised imperceptibly and fell into Luo He's eyes.

Luo He seemed to have discovered a new continent: "Senior, you just laughed?" ”

Qing said lightly: "You are wrong. ”

Luo He said: "Later, the little penguin passed by and saw a pile of ice bear hair on the ground, so he ran to ask what was wrong with the ice bear. ”

The ice bear told him what had happened, and the little penguin began to pluck its own feathers, and when it was done, it said, "It's really cold!!"

The corners of Qing's mouth twitched and rose continuously.

Immediately, the young senior turned around and said lightly:

"I've received your thanks, so don't leave it at that."

The expression of the iceberg beauty changed, Luo He saw it in his eyes, and complained in his heart.

You like to listen to bad jokes, right?

The white-haired woman turned to leave, and Luo He didn't plan to stay.

Although I didn't let her taste her craft today, if I had a fate, I would always see her again, and I would mention it later.

Before leaving.

Senior Qing glanced at the Arowana, then looked at Luo He, and said:

"You gave me an extra joke, so I'll give you a gift too."

"What?"

When Luo He was stunned, a gentle white light gushed out from Qing's palm and fell into the body of the golden Arowana.

Yuyu was slightly stunned, and then felt that the energy in his body was rising, and he had been stagnant for a long time!

And this energy from the snow-capped mountains also allows the Arowana to grow its source of life.

The race level breaks through and awakens, spans a large section, and comes to the lower level and the extraordinary!

[Pet Beast Name: Arowana (Mutation)]

【Attribute: Water】

[Growth Level: Low Extraordinary]

[Race Level: Inferior Transcendental]

[Moves: Arowana Leap (Exclusive Skill), Steam, Immersion Oil, Water Blister, Torrent Tail, Dragon Will]

Luo He sensed the data in the pet beast space and was surprised.

Yuyu's comprehensive strength has stepped into the extraordinary field.

Moreover, Yuyu has dragon power and original tactics, so he can undoubtedly kill the 'Master of the Secret Realm' Crazy Water Python alone!

Young seniors, what is the identity that can so easily strengthen the source of life of Yuyu?

Luo He was shocked and came back to his senses, but saw the young seniors walking outside the forest, and their backs disappeared like clouds and mist.

Suddenly, the wind surged.

The clear sky on the vast snow-capped mountain appears a spectacular sea of clouds that stretches for thousands of miles, and the beautiful clouds seem to converge into a giant dragon, and the glow pierces the sea of clouds and sprinkles to the snow-capped mountains, and the continuous snow-capped peaks are golden and shining.

Obviously, I didn't see the figure of the jade dragon, but this magnificent scene obviously heralded the arrival of the jade dragon god.

Luo He, Xiao Jiu, and Yu Yu looked up, and they all fell into shock.

What kind of young senior, what kind of dragon girl.

It is clearly the Jade Dragon God who travels all over the world, appearing in human form to bless Yuhu Village!

Luo He was stunned for a long time, looked at Yuyu, and said:

"Yuyu, the Jade Dragon God you are looking for should be the young senior just now, right?"

Yuyu didn't say a word, and tears the size of beans welled up in his eyes, and he regretted it very much.

Luo He knew that Yuyu blamed himself for not being able to recognize the Jade Dragon God, thus missing a good opportunity to investigate his grandmother's whereabouts.

"It's fine."

Luo He comforted Yuyu and said, "At least, we know that the Jade Dragon God will appear in the Snow Mountain Realm in human form. ”

"And we know what it likes, and we're no longer confused about it."

"Huh?" Yuyu choked back tears.

Luo He was full of confidence and said:

"The Jade Dragon God's preference is that he likes to listen to cold jokes!"

"Wooh..."Yuyu lowered her head, still blaming herself.

"Alright, don't be upset."

Luo He looked at the ripe snake beauty fruit on the tree and smiled:

"I'm going to make a meal of 'Snake Fruit' with snake fruit on the island in the middle of the lake, and it's our afternoon tea!"

Hearing this, Xiao Jiuxing was elated, and Yuyu cheered up.

Luo He asked Xiao Jiu to pick two snake beauty fruits as a reward for this mission, and then summoned a complete set of kitchen utensils to make a fire on the island in the middle of the lake to cook.

The sweet fragrance wafts into the clouds.

The jade dragon god cruised in the clouds, overlooking the island in the middle of the lake, his eyes moved slightly, and disappeared into the depths of the sea of clouds.

*

Imperial Capital, Ninth Inning.

Director Hu sat in the boss's chair behind the handmade desk, looking unangry and arrogant, examining the documents on the computer screen.

"Can you ~ let me do another dance for you ~ ~ "

When the ringtone rang, Hu Tu glanced at his mobile phone, connected the phone from Luo He, and said in a deep voice:

"What's wrong?"

"Director Hu, I have a big matter to report!"

"Young people, hold your breath." Hu Tu said calmly: "What's wrong?" ”

A moment later.

Hutu's eyes widened, and he slapped the table, his voice rising abruptly:

"You kid, you've seen the totem level again?!"

……

(End of chapter)