Chapter 92: What is a surprise?
The Stygian Money Printer, as soon as he heard the name, knew that he was specifically responsible for the printing of the Stygian Coin.
There are always some people on the Internet who say that every year during the Qingming New Year, or when the deceased dies, so much paper money is burned, will there be inflation in the prefecture?
Actually, no.
Because the paper money that ordinary people buy and burn will not really become the currency of the underworld, and the only role of that money is to carry the wishes of the worshippers.
It's pretty much the same as incense.
Only the money printed by the money printer will become a real money after being burned.
There are a number of dark coins that can be printed by each dark coin printing officer, and each dark coin has the power of the dark coin printing officer, if a large number of dark coins are printed at one time, the dark emperor money printing official will collapse to death.
However, after printing the dark coins required by the underworld, the dark currency printing officer can work a little overtime to print some additional dark coins, and these dark coins are also real and effective.
This can explain why there are so many lonely ghosts with no malicious intent around this dark coin printer - lonely ghosts are those ghosts that wander the world, muddy, and even if there is a tablet to be enshrined, it may not be able to receive the offering.
Lonely ghosts can only receive what is left over from the ghosts of other worshippers - for example, when the wind rises when burning paper, the wind tends to roll up some of the ashes of the burning paper and some paper money.
Those paper money were taken by the lonely souls and wild ghosts, and they didn't take much, which was equivalent to the fact that the master's dishes had just come out of the pot, and others smelled the vegetables outside, which had no effect on the souls of the worship.
And if someone forcibly wants to get the paper money back after the wind blows it away, it is equivalent to taking something from the hands of the lonely soul and the ghost, and will be remembered by the lonely ghost.
Unless you burn paper for lonely souls and wild ghosts at some special crossroads to seek forgiveness, you will not be able to live in peace in the future.
This dark coin printer is very good, he has raised so many lonely souls and wild ghosts around him, and even a few little ghosts have been raised by him - they are those little ghosts who use the five ghosts to carry them.
"You know me?"
The money printer was slightly surprised, and then seemed to remember something: "I forgot, being found by this guy proves that you are also a person with some means." ”
After a few brief exchanges, I learned that this dark coin printer is called Yu Mo, which sounds quite cultural.
And in the process of chatting, Yu Mo also told me not to look at Yan Xiongming as a good person on the face, and he is very comfortable with him, in fact, this guy is a big liar.
"Nonsense!" Yan Xiong immediately argued, "What deception? It's clear that you ordered those little ghosts to empty my belongings, and in the end you still want to put the matter on my head? ”
"What's in your house?"
Yu Mo's image is unkempt, but he has a temperament when he speaks: "How did the belongings in your house come from?" Don't you have any points in your heart? If it weren't for you kneeling down in front of me and begging me, I wouldn't know whose money it was! ”
"You're lying!"
Yan Xiong roared loudly: "All my belongings are earned by myself, and they have nothing to do with you. Master, you must believe me, help me solve this guy, and when it happens, I will definitely surprise you! ”
Solved this guy?
Who would dare to solve the money printer?
Although this guy seems to be a printer, in fact, it is equivalent to an external employee of the underworld, which can be regarded as half a yin.
Plus these lonely ghosts gathered around him...... I'm not afraid, the main thing is that these things are troublesome to solve.
What's more, if Yu Mo is solved, these lonely souls and wild ghosts will definitely scatter and escape, in case one or two of them miss by then, these escaped guys don't know how much of a storm they will set off elsewhere.
And also......
Yan Xiong told me this surprise......
It seems that from the beginning he didn't tell me that he paid me anything afterwards, only that it was a surprise.
"Translate translation."
I said to Yan Xiong, "What is a surprise? ”
"Surprise? Don't you know what surprises you have, master? ”
"Translator, what is a surprise!"
"Surprise! It's a surprise! ”
"Translate translation! What a special surprise is called. I reached out and grabbed the collar of Yan Xiong's clothes, "Translator translation! ”
Yan Xiong stopped talking now.
So far, I can't see how the so-called surprise in his mouth is nothing more than empty words.
When the time comes, giving one or two pieces can also be called a surprise, and giving one hundred and twenty thousand can also be called a surprise.
Isn't it all about this guy's mouth?
No wonder I always have a sense of disobedience in his eyes, it turns out that there is a big gap between his face and what he does, and he is not a serious good person in terms of face, but he pretends to be a good person in what he does.
If I hadn't met the money printer, and if he hadn't reminded me like this, I might have been deceived by this honest and honest guy.
After all, my divination is usually the danger of divination, and I don't care if I will be deceived.
"You really deserve it!"
I stretched out my hand and pointed at Yan Xiong: "You should be glad that I found your problems now, if I find out about your problems after I help you, my revenge on you will not only be as easy as making you bankrupt." ”
"Now give you a way, I will charge you a million, plus you will fulfill all the rewards you promised to Yu Mo before, so that we can still let you go."
As I spoke, I subconsciously touched it, one of the three yin charms pinned to my waist - I don't have too much mercy for the people who want to lie to me and harm me, and I don't have many means of revenge, if this guy really cheats me, I will let the headless general out under normal circumstances.
Once this headless general is out of the horse......
This guy doesn't seem to have much else to do but pray for himself to keep a whole corpse.
"Master, I don't like to hear you say that."
Yan Xiong saw that he was exposed, so he directly broke the jar and didn't pretend: "It doesn't matter, anyway, I still have a lot of money on hand now, even if I use the Five Ghost Carrying Technique, it will take a lot of effort to move my family's money." ”
"It's true that the two of you have the ability, but after all, the two of you are also human beings, as long as you are human beings, you can't escape this society. I advise you to listen to me obediently, otherwise, just using all this money in my hands will be enough to make you two chickens and dogs restless, believe it or not? ”
Restless?
I turned my head and glanced at Yu Mo, who also happened to look at me.
When our eyes met, the two of us laughed.
It's so funny that an ordinary person would say that he wanted to make me restless?