"Ding Ding Bang", "Bang Bang", there was an incredible sound in the kitchen, but fortunately it didn't last long, and after an hour, Jian Fan finally cut the fish into fillets of different sizes. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"That's good! It's nice to make it like this the first time. Jiang Shuai looked at the mess in the place, and estimated that the fish fell to the ground.

"Is this tomorrow's breakfast?" Lin Jianxuan walked to the kitchen door and glanced in, his tone was full of sarcasm, "You can boil fish fillet porridge, but I don't know if the fish bones are clean."

"I don't eat it!" "I don't eat it," remembered the operation just now, and felt sick again, "If this fish has a soul, it will definitely come to me for an explanation." ”

"The value of this fish is to be eaten, you helped it finish?" This time Lin Jianxuan only smiled in his heart, Jian Fan was serious.

"Wash your hands and I'll clean up the kitchen. Jiang Shuai put the fish plate in the microwave, "Wait a minute, I'll take it to feed the flow cat, Sanhua and the little cow must like it."

"Hmm. Jian Fan washed his hands, took a plate and disposable gloves from the cupboard, and put a few crisper bags together in his bag.

Lin Jianxuan stared at Jian Fan's every move, "Bring a plate to work, who do you want to have lunch with?"

STGuru has opened his laptop to look for information.

Lin Jianxuan walked behind Jian Fan, and the picture on the screen made him feel both surprised and relieved. Fighters are stocking up on guns and ammunition for the next battle!

As soon as Lian Yifan arrived at the company the next day, the battle planned by Jian and Fan began.

Lian Yifan piled the backpack on the table as usual, took out the MP3 from it, inserted the headphones into his ears, tilted his head and closed his eyes to relax.

Jian Fan got up and knocked on the table, "Project regular meeting, go to the conference room on the top floor!"

Lian Yifan rolled his eyelids and looked at Jian Fan, ignoring it.

"Project meeting, go to the conference room!" Jian said, pulling Lian Yifan's headphones off his ears and repeating them.

Lian Yifan immediately straightened his back and glared at Jian Fan. Why? Temper tantrum, dare to touch my headphones!

Jian Fan avoided Lian Yifan's gaze, and Lian Yifan shook his head and felt proud. Follow me!

"Yin Hao, please organize today's regular meeting!"

"Okay!" Although Yin Hao was not used to seeing Lian Yifan, he didn't want to intersect with him, not to mention that Jiang Shuai was already waiting for him outside the door.

Jian Fan looked at Lian Yifan again, "If you don't attend the regular meeting, you can only have a meeting with you alone!"

Lian Yifan threw the headphones on the table with a "bang". "What's the meeting?"

"Take your two goldfish with you, the little conference room next door! you won't have to bring them!" Jian Fan's voice was low. Xia Yang looked at it curiously. Even people like Yifan are dismissed, so why bother talking to him.

Lian Yifan stared at Jian Fan twice, and immediately grabbed a small lunch box from his backpack and walked out. The surname Jane is amazing today! Don't cry for a while! I won't pity the jade.

Jian 繁 also took a bag from his bag.

Lian Yifan entered the small conference room and threw the small lunch box on the conference table, and Jian Fu followed up to lock the door of the conference room from the inside.

"Isn't it a meeting, what are you doing locking the door?" Lian Yifan was a little weak-hearted.

"I'm afraid the fish will run away!" Jian Fan took the small lunch box in his hand, secretly calmed down, and "snapped" the lid of the lunch box was opened, and held it up in front of Lian Yifan, "Is it interesting for you to carry them every day?"

Lian Yifan ducked back in disgust.

"If you're interested in dead goldfish, let me tell you about their inner workings. With that, Jian Fan took out disposable gloves and put them on his hands, and then grabbed the two goldfish and placed them on the plate.

"Do you want to do it with me?" Jian Fan took out a paper cutter, "If you don't do it, you can take a closer look!"

Lian Yifan had already guessed what Jian Fan was going to do, and just wanted to get up and leave, Jian Fan pushed the plate in front of him violently, "If you leave your seat, you will admit it!"

Lian Yifan panted and stared at the dead fish in front of him, "The surname is Jane, are you sick?"

"You joined my project team but didn't work hard, and you got sick after fiddling with dead fish for three days in a row. Jian Fan walked to Lian Yifan's side, held a paper cutter and gently broke the stomach of a goldfish, and used the tip of the knife to flick the goldfish's internal organs, "It's not fresh anymore, you say, do you want to eat them or bury them!"

Lian Yifan was disgusted for a while, "You can do whatever you want!"

"Okay! If you don't have a thorough understanding of the goldfish, you won't be able to work with peace of mind!" Jian Fan pursed his lips, and in order to avoid his fingers from trembling, he directly moved his fingers forward and pinched the blade. After all, the dissecting of goldfish is not the same as the dissecting pictures seen on the Internet, and Jian Fan's heart is not much better than Lian Yifan.

Lian Yifan turned his head away, frowned and closed his eyes, eager to stop breathing.

"I'm not good at my skills, you'd better watch it carefully, otherwise it's not good if the fish blood splashes on you!"

Lian Yifan gritted his teeth and reluctantly turned his head.

"Look here! This is the arterial ball, this is the heart, this is the anterior chamber of the bladder, this is the posterior chamber, this is the kidney. Jian Fan moved the plate under Lian Yifan's nose, "You can guess this green one, it's the gallbladder, and the red one below is the spleen." ”

"It's okay! It's okay! I'm not interested in goldfish!" Lian Yifan propped up the table and moved the chair back, but the space in the small conference room was very small, even if it was moved to a position against the wall, it was only a meter away from the table.

Jian Fan picked up another fish and shook it in front of Lian Yifan's eyes, "It's fake not to be interested, I've seen you shake them like this a few times, how can you not be interested? They are already dead, but you don't let them be at peace." ”

Lian Yifan knew that he didn't want to entangle with Jian Fan anymore, so he stood up and knocked the fish in Jian Fan's hand to the ground, and wanted to go.

Jian Fan was hit by Lian Yifan, and he took advantage of the situation to raise his foot and trip one of his legs.

Lian Yifan couldn't help but be furious, and turned to compete with Jian Fan. Jian Fan's eyes were stern and he didn't want to compromise at all, Lian Yifan gradually became deflated, and grabbed the doorknob, "It's not like you! ”

The matter has not been resolved yet, and Jian Fan doesn't want to let him go easily. If it doesn't happen this time, there will be no more chance. Regardless of the disposable gloves on his hands, Jian Fan directly pinched Lian Yifan's thumb and twisted it backhand, "So you admit it?"

Lian Yifan didn't care about the pain, twisted his body, "Let go, you have fish blood on your gloves!"

"As for it?" Jian Fan let go of Lian Yifan, "I studied it all night yesterday for you, and you can't stand a little fish blood." ”

Lian Yifan took out a tissue from his pocket to wipe the fish blood on his hand, "Okay, you can do it! You are ruthless enough! I won't do it, I'll find Ouyang Zilan to resign!"

Jian Fan disagreed, took off his disposable gloves, and said casually, "Whatever you want! I'm not going to fire you, and you don't have to scare me with dead fish every day. However, I can't promise that I won't use today's events as a talking point. You've also noticed these days that people in the department like to tell jokes, especially when working overtime. With the celebrity anecdotes you provide today, even if I can't tell jokes, it's enough for me to tell them over and over again for half a year. Even a sail, goldfish, and fish blood, no one would associate these three words together, but I can. ”

Lian Yifan stared at Jian Fan in a daze, and suddenly realized that he was planted in Jian Fan's hands today, "What do you want?"

"Clean up this place and come with me upstairs for a meeting!"

Lian Yifan snorted secretly. It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years!

Jian Fan handed Lian Yifan a pair of clean disposable gloves, "Dry quickly, the dishes should be scalded with boiling water!"

Lian Yifan put on gloves and began to clean up, and he was a hundred unconvinced!

Jian Fan opened the door of the conference room, "I read your resume, you are a few months younger than me, so you don't have to be ashamed of your performance today." You will listen to whatever I say in the future! I will be very, very strict with you. Look for me in the office when you're done!"

Lian Yifan listened to Jian Fan's footsteps and kicked on the conference room table. On the day of the recruitment in the customer service center, I felt that she was not easy to mess with, and in the end, I underestimated the enemy!

After tidying everything up, Lian Yifan walked back to the office dejectedly and put the plates on the simple table.

"Thank you!" Jian Fu's voice was kind and natural.

Even a sail pouted. Graduated from film school! This face will change, fake!

"Grab the notebook and go upstairs for a meeting!" Jian Fan stood up and looked at Lian Yifan.

Lian Yifan took out a notebook from his bag and picked up a signature pen from someone else's desk.

"Help me carry my laptop! next time I get my own pen," Jian Fan pointed to his notebook bag.

Lian Yifan reached out and picked up Jian Fan's bag. Hmph, we'll see!

Xia Yang waved her hand at Jian Fan to celebrate Jian Fan's victory, and she also sweated for Jian Fan in the past few days. Jian Fan smiled back and patted Lian Yifan, "Say hello to Xia Gong!"

"Hello Xia Gong!"

Following Jian Fan into the elevator, Lian Yifan finally couldn't help it, "It's good to be a project manager!

"Of course, if you are envious, work hard, and when you become a project manager, someone will give you a bag, and you can also point fingers!"

"Hmph, I'm not envious! It's not interesting!" Lian Yifan rolled his eyes.

"If you don't envy, you have to work hard! Your current level is only worthy of carrying my bag!" Jian Fan showed no mercy.

Lian Yifan clenched his fists.

Jian Fan's face was still expressionless, "If you want me to look down on you, show your ability." Requirements analysis, programming testing, communication and coordination, event planning, or your personal charisma, you can do it. ”

Lian Yifan gritted his teeth, "I'll let you see it!"

Jian Fan suddenly lost his mind and remembered Yuan Tao. I haven't been able to get through his mobile phone number, and I don't know if he's doing well now. can't make the same mistake again, and can't let Lian Yifan become another Yuan Tao.