Chapter 432: Your name is Qiu Ping
The little loach was hiding outside the crowd, but suddenly heard someone impeaching him, and suddenly he was excited.
And as more and more people impeached him, his attention was highly focused.
However, he was very angry in his heart, how much effort he had put into rectifying Caoyun, and these old things didn't do anything one by one, so he knew that he should send them all to the hell of tongue pulling out his tongue here.
Isn't this a coincidence, I also have acquaintances in hell.
Whether it's the king of Yama Mansion or the little ghost who is doing things below, they are all my acquaintances.
The little loach thought with hatred in his heart.
"Where is Qiu Ping?"
At this moment, the grand voice of King Mingling echoed throughout the hall.
And all the gods looked left and right, trying to find Qiu Ping's location.
"What does this Qiu Ping look like, this person has committed such a big crime and attracted so many impeachments, it's really."
The god standing next to Qiu Ping also muttered.
"This shows that Shinto is too good to these spiritual officials, eating all day long and not doing anything."
Qiu Ping also complained.
The gods actually felt quite reasonable, and the gods who were officials in the imperial capital were most afraid of the impeachment of the imperial envoy.
These people are like mad dogs, once they are caught, it is too difficult to endure.
"Where is Qiu Ping? Why don't you hurry up? ”
The priest beside King Mingling repeated King Mingling's words and scolded loudly.
"Little god Ba Shui River Bo Qiu Ping, meet King Mingling."
Qiu Ping saw that he couldn't hide it, so he hunched over and got out of the crowd.
The gods who chatted with him just now were stupid, so your name is Qiu Ping.
The gods and spirits all looked at Qiu Ping, they had heard of this great name on the first day of Shinto for a long time, but it was the first time they had seen a real person.
It's very ordinary, and it even gives people the feeling of a very weak chicken.
"Qiu Ping, do you have any rebuttal to the impeachment of the imperial envoys?"
"Hui Mingling King, can I swear?"
Qiu Ping looked at King Mingling and asked seriously.
His words caused another commotion among the gods, and it was the first time they had seen this kind of thorn, and they were so presumptuous in front of King Mingling.
"I can't."
"Then I don't have a fuc'k to say."
The little loach could increase the pronunciation of a word, and then secretly gestured to the envoys with a middle finger.
"Before the Divine Court, how can you lose your honor? Qiu Hebo, let's just talk about things, and we don't have to be personally attacked. ”
One of the imperial envoys snorted coldly and spoke.
Most of these spiritual officials were posthumously appointed by ministers of noble character in previous dynasties, and they were all outspoken and did not have too much selfishness.
Of course, this is just a rebellishment.
To put it mildly, they all have stinky and hard tempers, to the point that they are disgusted with ghosts.
"Qiu Ping, if you have grievances, just talk about it here."
King Mingling sat on a high place overlooking the little loach, which was as slippery as ever.
"Then you asked me to say it, then I will say it."
Qiu Ping's face showed a hint of shame and squirming.
The gods on the side only thought that there was something wrong with this loach, how could the girls swish.
"I want to impeach all the imperial envoys and spiritual officials present today, their professional ability is very inadequate, and they seriously lack science and engineering thinking."
"I suspect that they just eat dry rice, and even the words of spraying people may be the last draft used for revision, revision and revision, at most, it is to change other people's names to Qiu Ping, and replace the Tiangong Division and the Fortune Division with Bashui Yamen."
Qiu Ping said loudly.
When he said this, he only heard that the faces of those spirit officials turned red, and they were angry, and they opened their mouths to scold.
"It's time for me to speak, and we're going to spray feces for a while."
Qiu Ping's words blocked all the words that these spirit officials had to say.
These spiritual officials who usually rely on spraying people to eat, usually face the heads of various ministries and departments, and everyone talks about face, if you impeach me, I will fight with you according to the content of your impeachment.
But Qiu Ping is not used to them, which is the first rule of the so-called quarrel.
Don't be led to the rhythm, you say yours, I scold mine. As soon as you follow the other person's logical chain, you lose.
And the second rule of quarrel...... Don't give your opponent a chance to interject and suffocate him!
Qiu Ping's words with guns and sticks made many gods present stunned, but they also felt very reasonable.
It seems that the impeachment of these spiritual officials is basically to disrupt some rules and cause resentment.
This is not nonsense, our gods are doing things related to human beings, and once there are some changes, it is easy to cause fluctuations in the world.
Qiu Ping's words can be regarded as speaking to their hearts.
"So I suggest that our imperial envoy yamen can keep a dog there, and if any spirit official is not available at work, find it to take a shift."
"Qiu Hebo, talk about business, don't talk nonsense."
A priest standing beside King Mingling gave a warning in his mouth.
It's just that his mouth is pursed, and he is obviously struggling to hold back a smile.
"Nonsense!"
"Bastard!"
The spirit officials on the side were about to explode, especially this kid's mouth is too cheap.
"Ahem, I'm going to talk about it next, our team of spiritual officers lacks scientific thinking."
"When you impeach a person, you can't just talk about it, as the saying goes, without research, there is no right to speak. Have you done research, have you done data analysis? ”
"You said that the people's grievances are boiling, have you counted the number of worshippers in the thirteen rivers of Caoyun according to the quarter and year, and made a comparison chart of different periods according to good and evil?"
Qiu Ping was just an appetizer, and now it's the main meal.
Many spiritual officials did not understand his words.
These old pedants who have been dealing with the scriptures for so long, if you ask them to do analysis charts and data research, it is better to kill them.
However, many heads of ministries and departments feel that this is true.
This kind of data research and analysis seems to be of great benefit if it is used in daily work.
"But unfortunately, I did a chart analysis here, which happened to be used to slap you in the face."
Qiu Ping took out a piece of jade slip from his sleeve, shook it slightly, and a light and shadow projected out.
On top of the light and shadow, there are a lot of tables, data, and comparison charts.
This is what he asked Du Yu to do, and last time Qiu Ping taught Du Yu how to do data research. Du Yu spent a few days sorting out the changes in Bashui's luck in the past 30 years, the population of Caoyun, and the total value of Caoyun.
And according to the change of numbers, a line chart is drawn.
"You see, these data have been recorded since 30 years ago, and we can see that from 30 years ago to last year, the total value of resentment in the entire Caoyun has been on the rise."
"Especially 10 years ago and 13 years ago, there was a very big uplift."
"The population and total value of Caoyun are in an overall downward trend."
(End of chapter)