9 p.m.

Wucheng, Yumin Street.

As usual, Xu Yang pulled down the roller shutter door of the funeral shop on time, then turned around and went up the stairs full of miscellaneous items to the second floor.

From beginning to end, he has been followed by a "girl".

This "girl" has long black hair, wears a red dress, and has a rather hot figure.

It's just that her long hair completely obscures her face, making it impossible to see her appearance clearly.

And he walked lightly, without the slightest sound of footsteps.

If you look closely, you can see ......

When she walks, her feet don't touch the ground, and she simply "floats".

In the dim light, there was no shadow.

Xu Yang was not surprised by all this.

Because he knows that this "girl" is not a person, but a ...... Female ghosts!

All of this started half a month ago.

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Xu Yang has a high school classmate named Ma Long, who is currently herding sheep in his hometown.

Of course, herding sheep is just a pretense, and he is actually doing the business of "digging treasure".

Half a month ago, Xu Yang was invited by Ma Long to go to the mountains to do a "dharma".

When he said that he was "digging treasures", he encountered a strange situation, considering that Xu Yang had boasted that he had followed his grandfather to learn the Tao method and went to the countryside to do Dharma work, which may be a bit "Taoist", so he invited Xu Yang over.

Xu Yang never believed in evil.

But forced by the friendship between the two, Xu Yang could only pretend to go through the motions.

After all, in his opinion......

The so-called "Dharma deeds" are just seeking peace of mind.

That night, when he was returning home from his "rituals," he ran into a woman stopping the car.

In the middle of the night, the traffic in the mountains is inconvenient, plus the woman looks pure and cute, and the body is hot and doesn't look like a bad person......

However, as soon as she got in the car, the style of painting changed.

The long white dress on his body turned into a red dress, his hair was scattered, and blood was dripping from the ends of his hair, and he took off his head and threw his left and right hands at each other like playing with a leather ball.

Xu Yang was half frightened to death, thinking that he had met a "ghost hitchhiker", and drove back to the city tremblingly, but the female ghost did not leave, but entangled Xu Yang!

In the past half a month, Xu Yang has tried every means to get rid of her, but without exception, when Xu Yang returns home, she will appear in front of Xu Yang faintly.

Xu Yang is about to collapse!

Although he has followed his grandfather to do "dead man's business" since he was a child, he has even witnessed his grandfather helping people do things......

But Xu Yang, who was born under the red flag and grew up in the spring breeze, has been exposed to modern education since he was a child, believes in science, and never believes in these ghosts and gods.

When Xu Yang was a child, when he didn't sleep at night, his grandfather would also tell him a few ghost stories.

But Xu Yang never believed it.

Now, I really hit a ghost?

From the beginning to ask a friend for help and call the police, to later he went to the temple to worship the Bodhisattva, entered the Taoist temple to offer the Taoist ancestor Tianzun, and posted on the Internet for help......

Even the "blind women" in the countryside and the "imams" of the Hui nationality have been found......

But without exception, no one could see the female ghost who was with Xu Yang at all times.

From the initial panic and worry, to the numbness later......

Now Xu Yang is lying flat!

Damn!

Isn't it just a female ghost?

I'm afraid of a yarn!

People are dead!

………………

Xu Yang is an orphan.

Since he can remember, he has not seen his parents, and he has relied on his grandfather since he was a child, relying on this "funeral shop" to make a living.

More than three years ago, the old man suddenly fell ill and died, and before he died, he handed over the "funeral shop" to Xu Yang.

Fortunately, although this business is a little unlucky, the profit is not small, and there are bits and pieces of Xu Yang and the old man living together in this store, Xu Yang has been guarding.

The funeral parlor store is not big, but it is not small either.

There are two floors up and down, and there is a store counter in front of the first floor, and a small utility room at the back.

On the second floor there is a bedroom, a small living room with kitchen, bathroom.

Went up to the second floor.

Xu Yang turned on the light, went to the kitchen to boil water, and went into the bathroom.

Woowoowoo......

The female ghost floated in.

Xu Yang's expression was numb, he turned a blind eye to the female ghost, and unbuttoned his pants and put the water in a hurry.

The female ghost floated motionless, her face completely obscured by her hair...... But at this moment, Xu Yang had a sense in her heart, and she was most likely staring at her cow.

"What do you see?"

"Never seen anything this big?"

The encounter in the past half a month has made Xu Yang hold a fire in his heart, and now he has to be watched even if he pees, so he said angrily!

Female ghost: "........."

She tilted her head sideways and did not speak.

In the past half a month, she hasn't spoken at all, and she seems to be a dumb ghost!

"Damn!"

"Why don't you let people live well?"

Xu Yang scolded and scolded, he didn't even bother to mention his pants, and smashed at the female ghost with a punch with red eyes, and scolded angrily in his mouth: "Come on, you have the ability to kill me!" ”

Brush!

The female ghost's figure flashed, shifted and transposed, and appeared on the other side, with a slender jade hand pointing at the void......

Airplanes!

Xu Yang immediately felt a strange force acting on him, making him unable to even move his fingers.

The nameless anger that rose in his heart seemed to be poured with a basin of cold water, Xu Yang instantly calmed down, and said: "Sister ghost, don't be angry, I'm just playing around with you......"

The female ghost turned around and floated out of the bathroom.

Xu Yang was anxious: "Sister ghost, I was wrong, can you let me go?" ”

"Damn!"

"Damn, you've got to at least let me put my pants on, right?"

Airplanes.

That power dissipated.

Xu Yang's whole body was weak, only to feel that his back was full of cold sweat, he trembled and lifted his pants, washed his hands, and secretly thought: "As the saying goes, it's better to die than to live...... Although I don't know where this female ghost came from, and I don't know why she is pestering me, at least she hasn't hurt me for the time being. ”

Come to the kitchen.

The water is already boiling.

Yu Yang took out two buckets of instant noodles, skillfully sprinkled them into the packet, and poured boiling water.

Soon.

Instant noodles are ready.

The female ghost floated over, opened a bucket of instant noodles, lowered her head and sniffed hard.

With the naked eye, two "white gases" floated out of the instant noodle bucket, passed through her jet-black hair, and then disappeared.

The female ghost touched her belly with satisfaction, floated to the sofa in the living room and turned on the TV.

Xu Yang was not surprised by this scene, in the past half a month, every time the female ghost eats, she sniffs hard, and a bowl of steaming rice will immediately become cold, and then moldy.

Quickly finish the instant noodles.

Xu Yang saw that the female ghost was still sitting on the sofa and watching TV, so he quietly turned on the computer and typed four words on Baidu-

"How do you catch ghosts?"

It's useless to go to the Taoist temple, it's useless to go to the temple, and it's still useless to find the goddess, so Xu Yang decided to do it himself!

It's good to die better than to live, but no one wants to live with a female ghost every day.

Press Enter.

A whole bunch of content appears.

"Lao Wang catches ghosts?"

"0:00 a.m., remember, it has to be 0:00 ......"

"Prepare a candle, a rope."

Xu Yang's eyes lit up, this kind of accurate answer that took time to the second was very reliable at first glance.

He continued reading –

Light the candle and place it in the center of the living room.

Tie one end of the rope around your left ankle.

The other end is tied to the living room coffee table leg (in case you are taken away by ghosts).

Hold your breath and meditate with your eyes closed for 10 seconds, then shout loudly with your desolate power:

"Come out, get out of here!"

Afterwards......

"Your mom will come out and beat you, your dad will come out and beat you, your neighbors will greet your dad and mom, and then your dad and mom will beat you again."

Xu Yang: "........."

didn't wait for him to scold, but saw a strand of black hair falling from the sky and slowly falling in front of his eyes.

Tick!

Tick!

There was blood dripping from the ends of his hair.

"Hahahaha......"

Xu Yang instantly forked the browser with a shortcut key, and said embarrassedly: "Sister ghost, don't get me wrong, you also know that I am in the business of dead people, as the so-called doing a line of love and love, I think these are just to deepen my professionalism, and I have no other ideas." ”

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