Chapter 3: There are no ghosts in the world, believe in science!
Chapter 3:
Any meal that has been "sniffed" by a female ghost will instantly become cold.
And the fragrance and taste are completely gone, just like a rancid overnight meal.
So Ma Long's "eating" is not too exaggerated.
The waiter came quickly.
It was a yellow man wearing a white shirt, a black waistcoat, and a bow tie around his neck.
On this side of Lanting Street, the waiters in KTV, bars, and barbecue bars are mostly street slicker teenagers who are not good at studying and drop out of school, and even many of them are underage.
Most of these young people have a common characteristic - short-tempered!
Don't say you're a customer, even if you're the boss, you'll be okay if you don't like it well!
It's a big deal to throw off my arms and leave, anyway, one person is fed and the whole family is not hungry, who can help me?
As soon as the yellow-haired waiter entered the box, he craned his neck and shouted, "What's wrong? ”
Exercise!
Malone is also grumpy!
After graduating from high school, he also worked as a street runner for a year.
Then he heard that "digging treasures" was prevalent in his hometown, so his father bought him 200 sheep and ran to his hometown, and when he was about to push the skewers in front of Huang Mao, he scolded and said: "Come, taste it yourself, what kind of thing is this roast?" ”
Huang Mao saw that the other party was more fierce than himself, and suddenly softened by three points, and muttered: "Impossible, our barbecue master was dug by the boss from the barbecue bar next door at a high price, and the craftsmanship is well-known...... it! ”
However, after a bite, Huang Mao screamed.
And what's the matter?
That's it?
Barbecue master?
Roasted is the same as, and it deserves to be called a master?
Huang Mao suddenly wilted, and said, "Big brother, why don't I change it for you?" ”
"Change, hurry up...... Poof......"
Ma Long ate a bite of roasted leeks angrily, and vomited again on the spot, he tried all the other barbecue and fruit plates, and said violently: "What about the boss?" Call your boss. ”
When the female ghost saw this scene, she quietly floated behind Xu Yang as if she had done something wrong.
A few strands of black hair fluttered up and scratched at Xu Yang's neck.
It means to ask Xu Yang to help clean up the situation.
Xu Yang understood, and opened his mouth to persuade: "Forget it, there is no need to be angry about a little thing, let's just drink it again tomorrow in a different venue." ”
Pulling Ma Long out of the box, Xu Yang ran to the front desk to settle the bill.
Marlon can do it?
He took a hard line and paid the money and asked the cashier to erase the cost of the barbecue fruit plates.
Out of KTV, Ma Long said: "Lao Xu, I'm really embarrassed, let's go, let's go next door and continue drinking!" ”
The two girls followed aside: "Brother Long is atmospheric! ”
Xu Yang glanced back at the female ghost floating behind him, how could he still have the heart to continue drinking, and immediately excused himself to be a little unwell.
Ma Long nodded and said, "You do have some problems with your mental state...... It's good to rest early. ”
He left with his two sisters.
Xu Yang turned around and entered the store and settled the cost of the barbecue fruit plate.
The female ghost brought it herself, and those barbecued fruit plates were "eaten" by the female ghost.
This money can't be ignored, it will damage the "yin morality".
"Ghost sister, remember, don't do this kind of thing in the future."
"It's easy to get misunderstood."
"If you want to eat barbecue, I'll buy it for you......"
Xu Yang walked to the front of the car and remembered that he had drunk.
Don't drink while driving, don't drive when you drink, that's the bottom line.
He was about to call the price, but the female ghost swooped into the car, sat in the driver's seat, and greeted Xu Yang again and again with her little hand.
Xu Yang: "........."
He asked tentatively, "You mean you're coming?" ”
"You...... Will it be opened? ”
The temperature in the air decreased, and a yin wind blew, and it was cold.
was questioned by Xu Yang, and the female ghost was very angry.
She lit the fire, gave oil, reversed the car directly out of the warehouse, drove forward for twenty meters, and quickly reversed, stopped beside Xu Yang with a foot of brake, and proudly raised her head at Xu Yang.
Xu Yang was dumbfounded.
it!
This female ghost drives like this?
He came to the co-pilot, and Mei Zizi thought, "In this case, won't I have a free driver in the future?" ”
Xu Yang suddenly felt that it was not so scary to be accompanied by a female ghost.
But soon he felt ......
This idea is simply out of the ordinary!
Because the female ghost can't be seen by others except herself!
As soon as I got out of Lanting Street, the car was stopped by the traffic police.
looked at the empty driver's seat, and then looked at Xu Yang, who was sitting on the co-pilot, full of alcohol, and the traffic police were stupid.
Fortunately, the female ghost made a move, and with a wave of her little hand, the traffic policeman's body was shocked, as if he was controlled, and saluted Xu Yang, and then waved his hand to leave.
Back at the "funeral shop", it was 1 o'clock in the morning.
Because of drinking some wine, Xu Yang lay on the bed and fell asleep after a while.
This night, Xu Yang had a long dream.
In the dream, the female ghost became Reba, and she lived a shameless life with Xu Yang, giving birth to children, and she was so unhappy.
But soon the picture turned, and the female ghost suddenly bled from all her knots, and turned into a hideous ghost to ask for her life!
Xu Yang sat up from the bed upright.
"It turned out to be just a dream......"
With a long breath, Xu Yang searched around and found that the female ghost was sleeping hanging from the ceiling, so he tiptoed off the bed.
Walk into the bathroom.
Whoa......
Xu Yang's face was comfortable, and he sighed: "It's so cool...... The release of water that is not peeped by female ghosts is actually so beautiful......!!! ”
Before he could finish his sentence, he heard the bathroom door creak, and the female ghost floated in again.
Xu Yang: "........."
Lifting his pants expressionlessly, Xu Yang brushed his teeth and washed.
After finishing the matter, Xu Yang received another call from Ma Long.
"Lao Xu, I asked someone to make an appointment with a psychiatrist for you, and I sent it to you, the time is set at 10 o'clock, come over quickly."
Without waiting for Xu Yang to answer, Ma Long hung up the phone.
Xu Yang was a little helpless.
I'm just haunted by female ghosts, and it's not really a mental problem, what kind of psychiatrist to see?
But Ma Long's kindness can't be refused, didn't you hear that he also made an appointment with someone else?
"Sister Ghost, I'll go out, can you help me look at the store for a while?"
Xu Yang wanted to leave the female ghost at home.
The female ghost shook her head.
………………
Wu Cheng.
Inside a private psychiatric clinic.
Ma Long painted his voice and talked for a long time, picked up the paper cup and drank a sip of boiled water to moisten his throat, and said: "Doctor, this is the situation of my friend." ”
The female doctor sitting across from him was silent for a few seconds and asked, "How long has your friend been in this condition?" ”
Ma Long thought for a while: "About half a month, doctor, is he mentally wrong in this situation, or is he really haunted by ghosts?" ”
The female doctor smiled and asked instead of answering, "Do you think there are ghosts in this world?" ”
If it was two years ago, Malone would have jumped up for the first time and told everyone to believe in science and not be superstitious.
But in the past two years of "digging treasure" in the mountains, he has encountered a lot of things, and he has also heard a lot of things from his friends who "dig treasure", otherwise he would not have asked Xu Yang to do things.
So he thought about it sideways and said, "Maybe there really is?" ”
“………”
The female doctor was stunned for 1 second, and then said with a smile: "The theory of ghosts and gods is not credible, foreign scientists have studied the legends in this area, and they have found that many supernatural phenomena can be solved by scientific means, your friend should be a visual hallucination caused by neurasthenia, so he will think that there is a ghost haunting him." ”
"In layman's terms, it's fantasy."
"So, the female ghosts of Rausch are all fantasized by him?"
Ma Long smiled: "I'll just say, where did the female ghost come from, and the idle egg ran to pester him." ”
“………”
The female doctor said seriously: "Mr. Ma, there are no ghosts in this world, we have to believe in science!" ”