Chapter 527: Is He the Devil?
Poor, our thunder department is really poor!
Don't look at the Thunder Department is the most capable of fighting among the eight, but a group of reckless people, there is no one in the "Array Dan Talisman", and there is no channel for money at all.
Although Lei Ze is full of vitality, the thunder is tyrannical, and all kinds of elixirs in the vicinity cannot grow, at most there will be some thunder phase spirit ore, which can be sold for money.
But with this amount of money, it is difficult to even maintain the expenses of the mine department, let alone repair those that are not available.
Worried, everyone in our thunder department is worried.
I was so worried that I was so worried that my teeth were sparkling.
Thanks to the cooperation between the Thunder Ministry and the human Shinto, there will be several times a year in the lower realm, destroying the evil obstacles in the world, spreading the vitality of heaven and earth, and being able to get a lot of incense from the world.
In addition, there are still some Taoist inheritances under their Lei Ministry, and those juniors have offerings every year.
It's just sewing and mending, and the thunder department has been mixed until now.
Qiu Ping was short of money in Wulei Mansion, so he went to the Jade Court to ask for money.
Unexpectedly, the Jade Cardinal Court refused even more simply.
If you don't have money, you have to die.
We're all poor here, and you're still thinking about building a garden?
Qiu Ping was still pestering, and the priests of the Jade Court directly handed him the account books.
With just such a little money, I can't wait to break the two halves of the flower, and that's it, I can't make ends meet every year.
And Changyangjun himself is an idle character, he doesn't care about these trivial things at all.
Anyway, his attitude is that our mine department is like this, and if you are willing to stay, you will work hard here. If you don't want to stay, we won't stay.
Fortunately, the background of the Lei Department is hard, and there is Lei Ze, which is a first-class cultivation holy place between heaven and earth, and many people don't expect that little bit to live.
The little loach grinded around, and in the end it didn't get a penny.
However, the priests of the Jade Council also told him that each office was allowed to find their own way to make money, as long as they did not violate the law of the Ministry of Thunder and did not cause trouble for the Ministry of Thunder.
"Otherwise, let's forget it."
Li Feiling saw that Qiu Ping didn't seem to be in a rut, so he said in disappointment, he didn't expect that even the deputy envoy couldn't squeeze out the money from the Jade Academy.
It seems that the thunder department is really poor.
"How can this work?"
The little loach took up the case, feeling as if it had been underestimated.
Besides, we are not the people who live a hard life, if this thunder department is trapped by money, won't we be laughed at by people?
Everyone knows that our surname Qiu is a good hand at making money.
Well, money in every sense.
Qiu Ping's first idea was to hit the Creation Realm sealed under Lei Ze, if this is open to collect tickets, I'm afraid it can also make a lot of money.
Of course, he rejected the idea as soon as it was born.
Hunting down those weak Creation Realms, that is the silent rule of the top powerhouses, and it will offend people if they go out publicly.
He has enough enemies now, and he doesn't want to cause any more trouble for himself.
"What do you have in mind?"
Qiu Ping touched his chin, he couldn't take this group of reckless men from the Thunder Department to rob, it would be an enemy of all the forces of heaven and earth.
We have to think of a way to make a lot of money.
"You wait for me for a few days, and then I'll tell you when I have an idea."
Qiu Ping slid back to Qiong Yingyuan, his head stretched out and shrunk, and his eyes looked around.
This Qiong Yingyuan is Changyang Jun's house, and there should be a lot of treasures in it, such as those Arowana koi fish or something, if you sell them, you can probably make a lot of money.
But he immediately slapped himself on the head, he was really crazy, now this house is my own, how can anyone pay for work by himself.
I sold my own things and repaired the yamen for the government, I was brain-dead.
Qiu Ping immediately dispelled this thought.
He had barely crossed the threshold when he saw a thin figure standing in the doorway.
His expression was cold and his face was handsome, but it was Chen Lie who was rescued by him.
At this moment, Chen Lie put on the silver-white robe of the Thunder Heavenly Soldier, and he looked a little majestic.
"Well, yes, yes, quite stylish."
Qiu Ping wanted to pat Chen Lie on the shoulder, but because of his height, he could only pat the other party's waist.
The corners of Chen Lie's mouth twitched, but he didn't dodge.
He had already recognized the reality, his so-called Nether Day Genius was nothing here. Even the external environment here can easily kill him.
And the child in front of him is the master here, he heard the other heavenly soldiers say, don't look at the little master's age, but he is already a golden immortal cultivator, and his strength is simply not what they can imagine.
"Do a good job, you have survived the Ninety-Nine Heavenly Tribulation, obtained the Thunder Quenching Body, and the future is limitless......"
Qiu Ping looked at Chen Lie very pleasing to the eye, and was about to say a few words of encouragement, but in the end, his voice became smaller and smaller, but his eyes became brighter and brighter.
"That's right, the most important thing in our thunder department is thunder, let's go and split people, no, no, no, we take the initiative to let people be chopped."
"Let them wave the money and beg us to split!"
Qiu Ping waved his fist and jumped up happily, I am really a little genius in business.
……
"You mean...... Let's go and chop those monks who are about to become immortals, and then use the thunder vitality to help them reshape the immortal body? ”
Li Feiling looked at the little loach rushing over, and the expression on his face was a little strange.
"Well, isn't it a genius idea?"
Qiu Ping's eyes widened, and he had an expression of coming to praise me.
"Qiu Du, we have tried this method before, it also takes our divine power to cast thunder, if the price is too low, we can't make any money, but if the price is too high, they won't buy it."
Li Feiling was a little speechless, although the people in our Thunder Department are not smart, they are not stupid, how can they not know how to make use of their own resources.
But no one else is stupid.
If you find that the asking price of the Thunder Quenching Body is too high and the cost performance is too low, you won't buy it at all.
"Cut, superficial!"
"It's too superficial!"
Qiu Ping shook his head, these thunder rectums, don't you know how to work.
"Let me ask you, what are the benefits of our Thunder Forging?"
"Uh...... It can replenish the power of pure yang in the body, well, it can also eliminate some evil obstacles, probably that's all. ”
Li Feiling didn't know much about these, he was from the Five Thunder Mansion, not from the Medicine Bead and the Hall of Eternal Life, his thunder was used to beat people, not for people to practice.
"The Immortal Book is divided into three volumes, do you know that if you grow a trace of pure yang qi in your body, it may raise your ranking in the Immortal Book by a notch?"
"You know, if you eliminate a little more evil obstacle, the three calamities and nine tribulations will be much easier."
"You can say such an understatement about something so important?"
Qiu Ping was a little surprised, as if he knew Li Feiling for the first time.
And Li Feiling is even more confused, having said that, but generally speaking, those geniuses don't need it, and if they are not geniuses and don't have the resources to buy Thunder Forging Body Service, if they can make money, we will already make it.
"Let's advertise first. Find a group of people with ordinary strength, who could only be in the sub-book or make up the volume, and give them the Thunder Forging Body for free, at this time, don't be stingy with the Thunder Vitality, smash me to death, and raise them all to me a grade. ”
"If these people become immortals, they will be our best live advertisement."
"Then ask me Li Ruoyu...... Forget it, I will personally be the spokesperson, show up to say, I can become the second in the book of heaven back then, and now the new golden immortal is because of the thunder forging body of the thunder department day and night. ”
"Then you find someone for me, and give me as much as possible to exaggerate the horror of the three calamities and nine tribulations, as well as the misery of the five decays of heaven and man in the future, and let those cultivators give me a heart."
'Cultivation is not about inviting guests to dinner, not making a fuss, not painting and embroidering, not being so calm, so gentle and frugal! '
"Cultivation is to work hard, fight for a hundred years, and sprint out a road to immortality!"
Qiu Ping spoke impassionedly, while Li Feiling was dumbfounded.
Why is this immortal so enthusiastic?
"When our fame spreads, there will definitely be a large number of cultivators with ordinary talents who will come to us for business."
"They may not have any money, but it doesn't matter, we can serve first and then collect money."
"The fee can be paid off in a thousand years after becoming an immortal, and the interest of five points is charged every year, which is called: Convenient Immortal Cultivation Loan."
"Our main goal is that everyone has skills, and everyone becomes an immortal!"
"It doesn't matter if they can't afford it, you can welcome them to work in the Thunder Department, the [Heavenly Thunder Ore] under our Lei Ze has always needed to be dug by hand, and they came just in time."
Qiu Ping took a breath and continued.
Li Feiling only felt that his brain had been hit like never before, so why could he still do this? Sounds like a little lacking in great virtue.
"Well, when these cultivators with ordinary qualifications improve their rankings in the immortal books, those geniuses will definitely not be able to help it."
"It doesn't matter, those geniuses rely on the sect, and they are not bad for money, we can take advantage of the situation to launch the [Supreme Thunder Splitting Package], all of which will be given to me at the best effect and the most expensive price. When people choose us, they trust us, and we must not live up to the trust of our customers. ”
The little loaches admire themselves, this one step at a time and three steps, no wonder you want to get rich.
"Yes...... But in this way, hasn't the ranking of the immortal book changed again? ”
Li Feiling's mind was a little confused, but after thinking about it for a long time, he felt that something was wrong.
The immortal books are arranged according to rank, not according to qualifications.
Fix the first 1,000 people to enter the main volume, no matter how talented you are, but there are 1,000 people stronger than you, and you can only obediently rank in the copy.
Now this time and again, the ranking has become the same again.
"Who said that there is no change, if you are not convinced, you can take out a loan to buy the [Ultimate Invincible Lightning Split] that is stronger than the [Supreme Thunder Splitting Package], and then surpass those geniuses."
The little loach sneered, is his purpose to sell things?
No, he's trying to sell anxiety.
Everyone else is rolling, and you have to roll if you don't roll. Then everyone is rolling, then you can only find ways to roll more.
As long as everyone rolls up, their business will be easy to do, and they will be able to make things scarce and expensive.
When this batch of lightning splitting packages for the [Yuan Body Realm] is running, you can launch lightning splitting packages for different groups one after another.
For example, the [Duplicate Return Package] for immortals makes up for the lack of foundation when they became immortals.
The [Golden Body Immortal Package] for [Heavenly Immortals] uses thunder to quench the body and feel the true meaning of the Golden Immortal between destruction and vitality.
It can even launch the [Foundation Building Package] and [Solid Book Package] for those who have just practiced, and other people's children have been struck by lightning, are your children sure not to split it?
It is conducive to improving children's understanding and exercising willpower.
You say I'm bragging? You say I don't work that well? Then don't buy it, let others buy it.
After people buy it, they are struck by lightning at every stage of their cultivation, and they all walk steadily and quickly, and if your child can't become an immortal, then you can't complain about others.
Buy it, in fact, it is not expensive to buy only one course of treatment, even ordinary families can afford it.
After Qiu Ping's series of plans were finished, Li Feiling was unusually silent.
He now feels that the yamen of our Five Thunder Mansion actually doesn't have to be repaired, and it is broken now, anyway, it has been like this for thousands of years.
He now thinks that every word this little loach says is foul language, and it is all evil and crooked.
But it is full of demagogic power.
Because...... If these plans are implemented, there is a high probability that their Five Thunder Mansion will make money, and they will continue to make money.
But the little conscience he had left told him that this kind of money was hot.
And in the future, will the reputation of our mine department be gone?
"How? Are you impressed by my talent? ”
The little loach held its stomach up, looking at Li Feiling's bewildered appearance, his heart was full of pride, allowing you to take a look at the shock from the earth.
"Forget it, there is still something in my yamen, I'll go first."
Li Feiling just wanted to run away at this time, he felt that it was a mistake for him to contact the little loach, the discipline of this thing was too low, and his ideas were too wild.
"Hey, I can tell you, we can make money together, you can't be greedy for my plan and leave me alone."
Qiu Ping stopped him, he spent countless brain cells to come up with it, but he couldn't cheapen others.
"My lord, I don't have that idea."
Li Feiling wants to cry without tears, he doesn't want to make this kind of money with a bad conscience, or if you go to find the medicine beads and the Hall of Eternal Life, they may be a little better at it, or they may be a little less disciplined.
"It's good if you don't have this idea, then you go to the Nether Realm and first contact a hundred Yuan Bodies or Shaping Gods with ordinary qualifications, and let's set up the model first."
"Then you find someone to get a [Lingering Stone] tomorrow, and I want to record an advertisement, but you can copy 10,000 copies for me and distribute it to the major sects. And next to the South Heavenly Gate, build an advertising space for me, and broadcast it for twelve hours a day. ”
In this world, there is no such thing as advertising, which also saves the money of the little loach to buy advertising space.
The little loach feels enthusiastic when he thinks about it, this is a large blue ocean, if this is done well, our thunder department will become the richest department in the eight departments.
When the time comes, our people will be able to fight, and they will be rich, and they will all be rich and handsome, so it will be interesting for me to do it.
(End of chapter)