"What a fat mushroom, if you eat this mushroom? At least eat with our department for half a year. ”

"I think it's at least enough for us to eat for a year, I'm afraid it's a little difficult for half a year, can't we eat every day, fried mushrooms, boiled mushrooms, roasted mushrooms, right?"

"yes, I think it makes sense."

Inside the purification department, a group of people looked at the huge mushrooms that had been sliced and placed in the clearing, and their mouths were wide open enough to stuff eggs.

It's the first time they've seen such a big mushroom. Not too outrageous.

"You guys really want to eat this mushroom, do you know where this mushroom comes from?" Chen Min, who heard this, didn't have a good breath, these guys are really greedy, and they want to eat this big mushroom if they don't understand anything. And not afraid to drugged them to death.

"I don't know, but what we do know is that a mushroom of this size must contain a lot of evolutionary power."

"That's right, it would be perfect if it had a mushroom heart in it."

"Yes, take it to shabu-shabu, maybe you can absorb the evolutionary power inside."

The team members who heard this spoke one by one.

It's not that they're mad, it's not that they're whimsical, it's that the temptation that this mushroom gives them is too great.

You must know that eating evolved animals and plants can become stronger, and a powerful mushroom like this is simply a treasure among treasures.

If you take a few more bites, you might be able to gain the power of evolution, isn't that stronger than waiting for an evolution potion every month?

"It's good to think about it all, but I'd suggest you better take a look at the chainsaw that has been contaminated with this big mushroom." Chen Min, who heard this, didn't have a good breath, these guys thought it was very beautiful, but when they went to look at the dots that were not corroded and rusted, I am afraid they would not be in this mood.

"Oh? So what's wrong with the chainsaw? ”

"yes, what does it have to do with chainsaws?" When the team members heard this, they were puzzled one by one.

So they walked to the noisy mecha unit with a chainsaw, and then here they saw only broken copper and iron, what kind of chainsaw?

"How did this chainsaw look like this?"

"yes, what the hell is going on?"

The team members who saw this scene couldn't help but be surprised, and they couldn't figure out the situation in front of them.

These chainsaws can be made of high-strength steel, how did they come to look like this?

"Even the blind can see that this is corroded by the juice of the mushroom, why can't you see it?" The team members who jumped off the mecha heard that they had no good airway.

What a strange question these guys are asking, haven't they seen the mech troop cutting this big mushroom with a chainsaw? How can you ask such a stupid question?

"Why is the juice of this big mushroom so corrosive?"

"yes, how can you use it to eat shabu-shabu?" Hearing this, everyone was stunned.

This big mushroom is so corrosive, so how can they eat it?

"Eat you big-headed devil, we can barely cut it with a chainsaw, are your teeth better than a chainsaw?"

"Just don't be whimsical, okay?"

Hearing this, the members of the mecha team said speechlessly, these guys didn't cut these mushrooms themselves, they really don't know how hard they are, right? It's a bit outrageous to want to eat these mushrooms.

They are not afraid to burst their teeth.

"Why is this big mushroom so hard? That's not right. ”

"yes, there's no way you can make this big mushroom edible? It's a super strong evolutionary plant. If you eat it? It's sure to make us all stronger. ”

"yes, yes, don't you want to be stronger? Hurry up and find a way, otherwise it will be too wasteful to wait for all the evolutionary power of this big mushroom to dissipate. ”

"By the way, do you know a master who is good at making this kind of hard dish? Hurry up and ask them what to do. ”

As long as it wasn't iron-clad, they believed there would be a way to clean up the big mushroom.

Of course, they certainly can't figure it out, and they have to seek the help of professionals, especially those who are good at making hard dishes.

"What are you guys doing all the noise over here? Why don't you go through a few premature sterilizations, in case you are contaminated with mycelium and let you grow mushrooms, you will have to suffer. "The commander who came over heard the commotion here. He reprimanded.

What is the system of a group of guys making a noise? This is a place where the department is sacred, not a place for them to make a loud noise.

Where do they have the slightest bit of an evolutionary now, they are basically a group of market vendors selling vegetables in the market.

"Yes, Commander." The team members who heard this suddenly fell down like frosted eggplants.

They left the big mushroom side one after another and walked towards the dormitory building.

"Commander, you're here at such a good time, if you don't come again, these guys will be in a lot of noise." Chen Min, who saw the commander coming, opened his mouth and shrugged his shoulders helplessly.

"What the hell are these guys trying to do? How did it get like this? The commander who heard this asked, and when he first came over, he only heard these guys say that they were going to find some kind of master to make hard dishes.

As for the previous thing? I didn't hear it clearly.

"They all wanted to get stronger and wanted to go crazy, and they actually hit this big mushroom with their ideas, and they wanted to eat this big mushroom." Hearing this, Chen Min spread his hands helplessly and said, it is a good thing that the team members have the idea of becoming stronger, but their ideas are a little unrealistic.

It's definitely not a long-term solution to absorb the power of evolution without thinking about it, and gaining strength through training.

The players have gone into a serious misunderstanding.

"These stinky boys really dare to think that this big mushroom also wants to eat, aren't they afraid of breaking their teeth?" The commander who heard this said angrily, these guys really don't know, isn't this mushroom powerful? Do you still want to eat it?

"Of course, they've just been working on what chef to get to handle it." Chen Min nodded and said, his face full of helplessness.

"The next time you hear them talk nonsense, send them to the treatment room for treatment, you know? I have a feeling that something may be wrong with their brains. Hearing this, the commander here rolled his eyes and said.

He felt the need to clean up these dishonest boys, and it was a good decision for them to send them to the treatment room for treatment, so that they didn't know what to do all day.

Every day, I know how to take shortcuts, I don't know how to eat at all, I just think about relying on medicine and the power of evolution to become stronger?

The ministry must stifle their whimsical paintings and inject positive energy into them.

"Okay, Commander. Do you want to put them in an electrotherapy chair? Chen Min continued to ask.

"If they're stubborn? Something to consider. The commander, who heard this, thought for a moment and spoke.

"Okay, I see." Chen Min nodded and ran towards the dormitory.

He wanted to see which little clever ghost was still stubborn? Then send a little clever ghost to receive the electrotherapy of love.

"Looks like I'm going to have to find something to do for these stinky boys, otherwise I won't be able to be idle if they are idle." Looking at the back of Chen Min leaving, the commander muttered.

In my mind, I thought about what to do for them.

"Whew~ (This aunt, you have nothing to do, you can go, and please don't touch my paws again.) Just as the commander was muttering about this matter, Cheng Hao on the other side was also in trouble, he never expected that one day, he would meet such an old sucking crowd.

The aunt grabbed his paws and refused to let go, just like the old lady who touched porcelain on the road, which made him very helpless.

"This aunt's treatment is over, can you please let go of Xiao Tang's paws? Tachibana has to treat other patients. ”

Seeing this, Sister Hong'er opened her mouth to remind, hoping that the other party could let go of Xiao Tang.

There are still a bunch of patients outside, waiting for Xiao Tangerine's treatment.

"I know, I know, but it's enough for me to touch it for a little longer, I won't touch Dr. Tachibana for nothing." When the aunt in gold and silver heard this, she said with a smile.

From the bag he carried, he poured out a lot of money: "Doctor Tangerine, this is a little bit of my heart." I hope you don't refuse, you see that your hair is forked, and it looks like you haven't eaten well recently. ”

"And although your paws are soft to the touch, they often run around, and the hairs are caught in the cracks of the flesh pads, let me help you clean them."

said, without waiting for Cheng Hao and Sister Hong'er to speak. I took out the tools from the bag I was carrying.

"Eh, is this aunt engaged in the pet industry?" Seeing this scene, Sister Hong'er said weakly, even if the other party carries this money, why do you still carry clippers for pets?

"No, I'm just a kitten lover." The aunt who was carrying Cheng Hao's paw said with a smile, looking at Cheng Hao with a doting look.

Cheng Hao, who saw this, was a little flustered, indicating that the whole tiger goosebumps came out.

He wanted to ask if anyone was in charge of this aunt? This aunt personally started to push the doctor's hair.

"Uh, huh? You can see it, you can see it. Sister Hong'er, who heard this, was stunned for a moment, and then said, "I don't know why you have your last name and what your name is?" I'll help you register when I get back to the zoo. ”

"What are you doing to register this for me?" The aunt who heard this asked suspiciously, and opened her mouth to urge the hair on Cheng Hao's paws.

"Because everyone who loves to sponsor Tiger Park, we need to record it." Sister Hong'er explained and told the rules of the Tiger Garden.

"So that's it? Then I get it. Hearing this, the aunt took out a bundle of money from her bag and said, "You don't have to help me record my name or anything, you just need to take good care of Dr. Xiao Tang." ”

"See how tired he is? Recently, my face has been hungry and thin. After finishing the hair on the ladder, my mother said with a distressed face.

"Well, okay then." Sister Hong'er, who heard this, nodded helplessly and said, this aunt has said this, so there is no way.

"Yes, Dr. Tachibana. Auntie shaved the hair on your paws, do you remember to eat seriously, you know? Otherwise, it won't grow tall. The aunt said with a smile when she had done everything, and put the clippers in her bag.

"Whoa~ (Got it, got it.) Thank you, Auntie. Cheng Hao, who heard this, sighed helplessly, he is a doctor, why do you have to change to fix his hair?

It always feels weird to say this.

"Mm-hmm, that auntie is gone." Auntie got up with a smile and said.

"Okay, Auntie, it's hard for you to leave." Sister Hong'er waved her hand and smiled, watching the other party leave.

"Whoa~ (Finally, this aunt is finally gone, and I'm about to die if she doesn't leave.) Cheng Hao, who saw the other party leaving, couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, with a relieved look on his face.

Great, the other party is finally leaving.

In the face of this guy who was born to be familiar, he has no choice.

"You little villain, don't get cheap and sell well, this aunt didn't touch you in vain. Didn't this shave the hair on your paws and leave you money for meat? Sister Hong'er said angrily and put away the money on the table.

Although the other party did not leave a name, the department can definitely find the other party's name through face recognition.

When the time comes, help her fill in her name among the people who love to sponsor, and there should be no problem.

"Whew~ (That's also why she took advantage, okay?) A powerful little tiger like me, the other party has been touching it for so long in vain. Cheng Hao muttered, looked at the reporter who came over and said: "Whoa~ (Sister has another reporter running over, don't they have to go to work one by one?)" Why are you so free? ）”

Why are these reporters running around all day long, not here? It's over there. I'm not afraid of infecting myself.

"Is there a possibility that they are at work right now? Isn't digging around for news what journalists are supposed to do? Sister Hong'er rubbed Cheng Hao's head and said, "You little villain continue to do your own thing, don't pay attention to them, they will definitely take pictures of your little villain again." ”

During this time, there were many people who came to take pictures of Xiao Tang, and they were all promoting Xiao Tang's power as a doctor, and this time it is estimated that this time it is also like this.

"Whew~ (What a trouble.) Hearing this, Cheng Hao muttered, now he is going to be famous again, he is already very famous, but what is the use of him being a tiger to be so famous? What a headache for the tiger.

"Hello sir, Doctor Tachibana, we are reporters from Kyoto. Can you have time to interview them? ”

The reporter who entered the consultation room looked at one person and one tiger, and asked with a smile.

Her eyes stayed on Cheng Hao, who was wearing a white coat, and her eyes were full of curiosity, she didn't understand how a little tiger became a doctor?

"Whew~ (Can I say I don't have time?) Why do you people cling to this point every day? Don't see I'm treating a patient? Cheng Hao said weakly when he heard this.

Which eye of the other party saw that he had time? He was almost surrounded by patients.

"I'm very sorry, Miss Reporter. We don't have any empty ones right now. You've seen a lot of patients on our side. Hearing this, Sister Hong'er said with a smile, looking at the patient who was being treated.

"Yes, Dr. Tachibana is treating us. If the lady doesn't have something to do? I still hope you don't bother Dr. Tachibana. ”

"That's right, it's not you who are parasitized, of course you don't feel anything when you're standing here, we're very uncomfortable now."

The two patients who heard this said, "What kind of reporter is this?" Don't have long eyes? Seeing the two of them in treatment, I asked Dr. Tachibana if he was free?

"I'm sorry to bother you."

"Then I'll interview Dr. Tachibana later, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

The reporter and others who heard this said in a hurry, and hurriedly ran away.

The embarrassment was so embarrassing, it was the first time she had encountered such a thing.

Before the interview began, they were scolded with a headache, and the key was that they brought on their own scolding.

"Doctor Tangerine, you have to guard against these guys, they don't have a good heart when they do it one by one."

"Yes, I said it was an interview with Dr. Tachibana. In fact, it's just to rub off on Dr. Tangerine's popularity. ”

Seeing the reporter and others fleeing with the head mouse, the patient spoke.

"Don't worry, we know." Sister Hong'er said with a smile after hearing this, the two of you should hurry up and put your hands away, Xiao Tang is going to treat the two of them.

"Okay, okay." Hearing this, the two hurriedly sat up straight and put their hands on the table.

"Unfortunately, I didn't expect to have an interview with Dr. Tachibana. Instead, I was scolded. The reporter who came out of the complex scratched his head with a headache and said.

"Yes, yes, but if we don't bring some news back, I think we will definitely be scolded to death by the director."

"That's right, the travel expenses, accommodation expenses, and food expenses are all given by the director, if we can't bring back the news, then it's over."

The sound recorder and videographer on the side nodded and said, and a somewhat familiar voice came from his ears.

"Then may I ask you, sir, what will happen to this mushroom next? Does the department have any plans? The reporter from Hongtashan City asked as he walked with the team members.

"We will sample and analyze this mushroom, and then seal the mushroom."

"I'm going to the department's secret office now, if there's anything else you'd like to know? I'll tell you when I come out. ”

The team member who walked in front spoke, holding a section of the big mushroom in his hand, and went to the underground research institute.

The reporters from Hongtashan City who stayed behind were in a daze.

At this time, a group of reporters from Kyoto came up.

"Hello reporters from Hongtashan City, don't you come to do interviews?"

"yes, you're from Kyoto, right? That's a long way to run. The reporter from Hongtashan City, who heard this, looked at the microphone held by the other party and smiled.

"There's no way, there's a request from above, so we can only run over." When the reporter in Kyoto heard this, he spread his hands helplessly and said, "I don't know if you have any exciting news?" Can I tell us about that? Let's go back. ”

"Of course, there is news like this, but we can't give it to you."

"yes, maybe you can talk to the director of our TV station and see if he agrees?"

The reporters and others in Hongtashan City said that they naturally filmed big news, such as the scene of the battle between Mr. Consultant and Big Mushroom, which is their biggest gain today, but they definitely can't share it with each other.

After all, they are relying on this to raise their salaries with the director today.

"Really? I don't know if you can give us the director's phone number, maybe we can talk to the director. ”

"Yes, guys. Just help. ”

Hearing this, the Kyoto reporter and others said that as long as they could get the news back, they would have an affair with the director.

"Okay, then you remember." The reporter from Hongtashan City said that he gave them the phone.

The Kyoto reporter and others who got the phone went to call happily.

"Anyway, let's give them the director's phone number directly, is there really no problem?"

"yes, the director won't blame us then, right?"

The cameraman and gaffer who saw this scene asked, and they always felt a little uneasy.

"Don't worry, it's okay, anyway, we just gave a phone number, and nothing happened." The reporter who heard this said indifferently and didn't care much.

Anyway, the other party talked to the director well, and it was their own business to talk about it badly, and they didn't do anything, at most they just helped give a phone call.

Just as she was thinking this, the phone in her pocket rang.

When I took it out, it turned out to be a call from the director, and I immediately connected it:

"Hey! Director? We're still on the Evolution Division's side. It will take a while to go back, is there anything going on with you? ”

"Xiaolan, I should ask you this sentence right, what the hell are you doing giving them my phone?" The station manager on the other end of the phone asked aloud, "The people from Kyoto TV asked them for news, where did they have any news for them?" I asked them for it.

"Director, don't be angry, we got big news this time, you should have heard about what happened on the Qianhu campus, right? It took a lot of effort for us to follow the whole shoot. Hearing this, Xiaolan replied with a smile.

"Really? You guys got such important news? The director on the other end of the phone couldn't help but get excited when he heard this.

"Yes, Director." Xiaolan said with a smile.

"Then you guys hurry back, you have such important information, what are you still wandering around?" After the director calmed down, he urged.

Isn't such an important news sent back to the TV station in a hurry? They're going to play it right away.

"Isn't that wanting to get more news?" Xiaolan said with a smile: "Director, you see that we have made such a great contribution this time, can the salary be increased?" ”

"This is natural, as long as you do this well, I promise to give each of you a salary increase." The director spoke, and his words were full of generosity.

"Thank you, Director, thank you, Wait, when we finish dealing with the big mushroom in the evolutionary department, this interview. I'll be back right away. Xiaolan said happily, she didn't expect the director to agree so happily this time.

"Don't be in a hurry, take your time to know? Remember to protect your camera. Hearing this, the director of the station admonished, now a group of them combined, not as important as the camera.

So you have to protect the camera.

"Yes, yes, we remember." Hearing this, Xiaolan nodded, and after continuing to say a few words, she hung up the phone.

happily told his companions the news, and everyone who heard the good news immediately cheered.

It's great that after staying at the TV station for so long, they finally got a raise.

At night, when the whole world was immersed in darkness, a video uploaded to the Internet directly pierced the darkness and shocked the people of the whole world.

They looked at the scene on the screen where the other half of the god looked like a giant mushroom was lifted with ease.

Suddenly, I felt my blood boiling, and my heart was greatly impacted:

"Oh my God, I'm not mistaken, how can anyone do such a crazy thing?"

"yes, is this guy still human?"

"That's right, I don't believe the whole country must be lying to us, hahahahaha

"It's just, it's all fake, it's all fake."

Of course, there are also people who see this scene and completely lose their coolness, and the whole person falls into madness.

Only their country is the most powerful, how can anyone be so powerful? It's all fake, it's all fake, it's all fake, everyone is deceived, everybody is deceived.

But no matter how they don't believe, how they doubt? For that powerful figure, he never forgot it, and the other party was as dazzling as a star in the night sky.

They were all curious about the owner of this figure, what kind of person had such earth-destroying power?

"Big orange, do you see it? The director is now completely on fire. Sister Hong'er sat in the dormitory, and Cheng Hao was squatting in front of her.

It's just that Cheng Hao doesn't rely on knowledge now, but acts as a computer bracket for Sister Hong'er.

"Whoa~ (Got it, got it, so I can go to sleep?) Sister, can't you care about me? I'm a little tiger, and not sleeping affects my growth. Cheng Hao, who had a laptop on his head, said helplessly, can my sister care about him?

He wasn't jealous of the head of the garden, he just wanted to sleep, why was he so troublesome? Just such a small request is not satisfied.

My sister also asked him to come over and act as a computer shelf.

"Just sleep ten minutes late, twenty minutes won't affect you, you little villain." When Sister Hong'er heard this, she touched Cheng Hao's head and said, "In the future, our director will be a superhero, and then our little orange will be a super hero." ”

"Whoop~ (I'm not interested, I'm not interested, I wish no one knew me, so I can have a lot less things.) Cheng Hao, who heard this, said indifferently.

What does he need such fame for? This reputation can't be eaten or worn, and it's easy to create danger.

You must know that the world is very turbulent now, and other countries like to do things, once he becomes famous, maybe there will be guys from all over the world who will come to him for trouble.

Right now, the grandfather of the director has attracted everyone's attention, and he can't wait for it.

At least then he will be safe, who thinks he is a little tiger?

"You little slacker." Sister Hong'er, who heard this, couldn't help but shake her head and said, "I don't want to touch the good things, and I don't want to touch the bad things." My sister doesn't even know what to say about you little villain. ”

As a tiger, is it okay for Xiao Tang to look a little bit like a tiger? Why don't you want to fight for anything, you don't want anything, it looks very lazy.

It's just a little orange cat that was raised and scrapped.

"Whoa~ (I just want to eat and wait for death, sister, don't pay attention to me.) Cheng Hao, who heard this, replied, you let him be a waste that eats and waits for death, thank you, as for other things, you don't need to look for him.

"Okay, okay, you little lazy sister really convinced you." Sister Hong'er was not angry when she heard this, so she patted Cheng Hao's head and said: "You little villain, go to sleep, my sister is fine." ”

"Whoa~ (Sister has nothing to do, but I still have something.) Sister, you've been a cushion for me, shouldn't you pay me a little too? Cheng Hao, who raised his head, asked.

Familiar and familiar, my sister can't be a prostitute in vain, and the benefits that should be given must still be given.

You have to know that this laptop is going to squash his head.

"You little villain really want your sister, didn't my sister just let you do the work for a short time? You're asking your sister for favors, aren't you? Sister Hong'er pinched Cheng Hao's ears when she heard the words and said, "This little villain is getting fatter and fatter now, and I can't give you any more supper." Honestly go back to sleep in your nest. ”

"Otherwise, my sister is going to kick your ass."

"Whoa~ (If you don't give it, you won't give it, why are you so fierce?) Hearing this, Cheng Hao said, and walked towards the mat.

Does my sister think it's useful if she doesn't give him food? I'm sorry! He's a little orange doctor in the hospital now, who doesn't give a few faces?

If my sister doesn't give it, naturally someone will be willing to give it, but who is it? You'll find out when you get it.

"This little villain." Sister Hong'er couldn't help but shake her head when she saw this, and after continuing to look at her phone for a while, she also lay down, she was a little tired today, but she couldn't continue to persevere.

"Wow~ (Sister slept, right?) Then now it's my world. Listening to the sound of even breathing from the bed, Cheng Hao rolled on a lazy donkey and got up.

Now that Sister Hong'er has fallen asleep, then it's time for him to come out as the Tiger King, let him take a look, what else is there to eat in the department so late?

Gently leaving from the mat, Cheng Hao walked towards the gate. After opening the door, he rushed out with a "swoop".

Now he can be said to be a wide sea with a leap of fish, and the sky is high and the birds fly.

Without Sister Hong'er in charge of him, wouldn't he go wherever he wanted?

Thinking of this, Cheng Hao went straight to the cafeteria.

"Do you think we really have a problem doing this? If it's discovered, I'm afraid it's going to be over, right? ”

"What's there to be afraid of, it's a big deal to be expelled and punished, have you ever heard of a saying, starve the cowardly to death, do you want to become stronger?"

"Of course I want to get stronger, but can this thing really eat shabu-shabu? I think it's harder than my grandmother's shoeboard. ”

"As long as it's an ingredient, of course, you can eat it, so what's not to eat? It's just a matter of how many times you eat it. ”

"Let me tell you, you can just imagine this thing as a hairy belly, and don't you eat it when you open and close your eyes?"

"Huh? Is there anyone else at this late hour? And the two of them still seem to be eating something unsightly, what the hell could it be? Does this really make the tiger curious? ”

Cheng Hao, who was walking in the shadows, heard the conversation between the two, and the two little ears immediately stood up like a fan.

Someone actually secretly ate delicious food behind his back, how can this be?

Where is the law? Where is morality? Where are the rules? And where is this delicious thing?

As the saying goes, those who see have a share, how can they secretly eat delicious food by themselves? As a righteous tiger, he felt compelled to keep up with them and take a good look, and at the right time he persuaded them to turn back.

Of course, if the two of them forcibly do not listen? He was able to use a little trick to warn them.

"Brother, do you feel something staring at us? Did we find out to the captain? ”

The figure walking in the shadows felt a voyeuristic gaze staring at him, and his heart suddenly panicked.

Could it be that what they are doing has already been discovered? So now someone is keeping an eye on them, ready to catch them at any moment.

"My brother, since we're going to do it, don't think about it so much, can you? It's not okay to be timid. When the other figure heard this, he said decisively:

"If you're really scared, then give me the other half, you won't eat me."

They have the movement of large mushroom fragments, so how can the concealment be discovered? Don't think too much about the other party, if he's really afraid? Just don't eat it, give him the fragments of the big mushroom, and he'll eat it.

"Forget it, I'd like to try it anyway." The figure who heard this shook his head and said, although he was afraid of being discovered, he was more afraid of his weakness, so he was willing to take this risk and do this kind of thing.

"Isn't that all there is to it? Aren't you quite bold? The other man didn't have a good breath, and the two continued to walk towards the place.

"What the hell are these two guys talking about? How can it be so mysterious? This piqued my curiosity. Cheng Hao, who was following the two of them, heard this, raised his paw and touched his head, revealing a puzzled look.

What the hell did these two guys steal from the department? It's really hard to figure out how mysterious you want to be.

But that's fine, what they're so careful to steal might be something very delicious.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but lick his lips subconsciously. Keeping up with the two people who were drifting apart.